Dave Something
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it is all @NotDiogenes's fault all of it
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these dipshits keep inventing marriage and thinking they've solved the grand unified theory.
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These poor stupid sick bastards. When I was a kid I never believed the Emperor's New Clothes. "No way could the whole empire just pretend not to see the obvious". Here we are.
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if God real why bones.
#creationism #evolution #flatearth #bible #atheism. Which bone belongs to a creature made in the image of God and why?
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You see, millions of years ago a moth hatched which randomly looked 0.0001% like a fucking human skull, and this gave that moth a survival advantage, so. .
Moth from genus Acherontia, distinguishable by the markings on the thorax. 📹 Bart Coppens/ coppensb
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. guys he said it
@DaveSomething4 @RJDownard @JustinCPorter Oh, so your god is "omnipotent", is he? . Can he create another being that is more powerful than himself? Or a boulder with so much mass that he cannot move it?.
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lol. the fuck we're scared of them. we just don't want our kids to find porn in the fucking elementary library.
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THE THINKING ATHEIST.
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THE BABY IS CONNECTED TO A FAMOUS VIOLINIST AND THE EMBRYOS ARE ON A SPEEDING TROLLEY ROLLING TOWARDS A BURNING LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA.
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Hindu gods are demons no matter what race worships them.
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if you know what those bubbles indicate, you’ll see why there was no “grape juice” until 1869 😉.
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"oh you don't like abortion huh well what if sex is restricted to a single lifelong commitment between one man and one woman, how would you like THAT".
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I have been received into the Holy Catholic Church! *.
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it's fascinating that this is literally a brand new idea to moderns. "the fuck you mean marriage should be for life?!?".
@DaveSomething4 And why would you try and force people to stay married?.
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if you know what those bubbles indicate, you’ll see why there was no “grape juice” until 1869 😉.
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I love the geniuses in the comments saying "it's just mimicry, it happens". What possible benefit can a moth derive from looking like a skull? Is a bird gonna skip it because birds are scared of skulls?.
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The good thief is an argument against faith alone, not for it. He spent literally the rest of post conversion life doing every work he could. He REBUKED the other criminal. He ASKED for forgiveness. He PROCLAIMED Christ's innocence. What more could he have done?.
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My favorite thing about the Rittenhouse bullshit is how all of a sudden, for the first and only time in my life, "across state lines" became a big fucking deal. Dude drove like ten miles to the next town over.
I see Kyle Rittenhouse trending and the first thing I thought was "Who did he go across state lines to murder in cold blood today?". There should have been a conviction. Truth Social ✅️
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fixed it
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the anti-wine ppl don’t want you to know this but God made the world very difficult to *not* make alcohol.
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if you know what those bubbles indicate, you’ll see why there was no “grape juice” until 1869 😉.
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she would get there quicker if she were a man because men are faster.
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@chalciusom @JadeAtrophis Hahahaha early drafts of the Bible. "We recently found Moses's laptop and the drafts folder will AMAZE you".
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Man. I don't care how buddy buddy they are.I don't care if he also was in the Corps. DO NOT TALK TO THE COPS WITHOUT A LAWYER. "Do you understand these rights?"."Yes and I would like to speak with a lawyer now.". "Oh gee Danny if you ask for a lawyer you look guilty."."LAW.YER.".
Daniel Penny’s police interrogation. This prosecution is an utter travesty.
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Millions of years ago a moth randomly hatched which looked .001% like a dead leaf and this gave it a reproductive advantage which caused the trait to be naturally selected.
The fantastic dead leaf mimicry of the Uropyia meticulodina moth lets it hide in plain sight. 📽: Kazuo Unno
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I've been trying to warn you.
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Guys it's time.
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@Kian188344 this is at least a reasonable response unlike basically every other one on the thread.
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Imagine missing the point this bad. Abraham wasn't teaching God. God was teaching Abraham. This could not be more obvious and this guy should be embarrassed.
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just learned that my uncle passed away. Please in your charity do your thing.
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Dude really left no stone unturned in his search for truth.
Devout Catholic. Read at Mass. Took one (1) astronomy class and was like "wait a minute, religion doesn't hold up!".
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because one of these is normal and should be encouraged and one of them is abnormal and should not be encouraged. glad I could help.
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ppl are saying aeration my brother in Christ we can smell it through the screen😂.
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See this is funny because. Ummm.
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They probably should have just stopped having unprotected sex with strangers. Maybe I'm built different.
I know this is engagement bait so I’ll turn it into a teaching moment. I saw this painting at the Broad and ugly cried in public. Here was the accompanying text and quote.
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if there's one person you can trust for accurate info, it's an apostate.
Me: The Catholics are telling me they don’t worship Mary. My formerly Catholic wife: Oh yes, we did.
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A family member has a pregnancy in jeopardy. Please storm heaven. 🙏🙏🙏.
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Atheists: why doesn't God do miracles any more?.God: *fatima*.Atheists: yeah, well. let's see you do it again!.
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This is the stupidest vampire idea I've ever heard.This is stupider than the sparkly vampires, or the half human vampire hunters, or Tom Cruise necking with Brad Pitt. I mean wtf. 90 degree angles are unnatural but 89 degree angles are fine? I demand a personal apology.
@wolfyaltwitch OH actaully Peter Watts explained that greatly in his book (Blindsight): in this version its not the crossed, but 90° angles, cause they are unnatuaral and their minds cannot comprehend them.
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"rocks don't reflect light". *posts a picture of a rock reflecting light*.
The Moon is not a reflector. It emits its own light. Its not rock and you can not land on it. Now ask yourself. what else am i being lied to about???
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@basedspinach @JadeAtrophis You should have tried to say it's like a two inch pipe and you're ten feet tall.
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what is this I can't even.
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@Wokephobic_Art @FreddyTomato social experiments never get rolled back, no matter how disastrous.
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@SnakeMCGaming I know it's hard to think through the next logical step but keep it up you're on the right track.
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@Zae1203 It is. That's the way society literally always worked until basically yesterday. And society has gone *batshit insane* since then. The two are not unconnected.
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So, idiots. If you see a prayer request and you find yourself saying "hmm I'm not so sure my current geopolitical alignment supports this". Simply pray "Lord have mercy on all involved" and move on.
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They still say the words. At least usually. "Till death do us part.". Everyone knows that they're just lying now.
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@TaupeAvenger you can misinterpret scripture all you want, but you sure can't point to the thief and say his faith was alone.
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Parish webmasters: literally the only reasons anyone goes to your site is to get the times of mass and confession. That's it. Put it front and center. If you really want to have other content, bury that behind a "click here for stuff you don't need" button or something.
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Holy shit, different rules which apply to different things for different purposes are applied differently. This is SO CONFUSING.
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@Zae1203 Guess I've got one more parting word. The thing that you and the rest of our stupid modern world don't understand is *it's not about how you feel*. It's about the choice you made and the commitment you made. Feelings come and go.
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if you know what those bubbles indicate, you’ll see why there was no “grape juice” until 1869 😉.
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Hell yeah.
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Fact: There is a 1:1 correspondence between species with homophobia and species with the capacity for rational thought.
Homosexual behavior has been found in over 1,500 species. Homophobia is found in only one.
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nobody has had anything interesting to contribute to frankenstein since mary shelley, can we just stop pls.
First look at Guillermo del Toro's ‘FRANKENSTEIN’. Starring Oscar Isaac as Dr. Frankenstein and Jacob Elordi as Frankenstein’s monster. Releasing on Netflix in 2025. (Source:
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Saint Joseph, father and guardian of virgins, to whose faithful keeping Christ Jesus, innocence itself, and Mary, the virgin of virgins were entrusted,
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You see, millions of years ago a caterpillar hatched which had a random mutation which would make its metamorphosed form look .001% like an owl eye and this naturally gave it a huge reproductive advantage over those other normal caterpillars.
Giant owl butterflies (Caligo eurilochus) are named for the owl-like eye spots on their wings that make predators think twice before attacking.
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"poleaxe" is the greatest name for a weapon in all history. some gay frenchman over here like "voila le rapier". some three hundred pound german dude over there "axe on pole. POLE AXE". yeah eat it frenchie.
Hurricane Rapier, Hurricane Crossbow, Hurricane Poleaxe, Hurricane Arquebus.
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Millions of years ago a box was randomly born which looked .001% like a Christmas present. .
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@itskaon Same way I would answer "when did you stop beating your wife?". I wouldn't engage the bullshit trick. If for some reason one must answer, Trent Horn has a good one.
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I think she thinks she can fight, that's adorable.
Liberal women are WARRIORS. Rate my fierceness on a scale from 1 (being the lowest) to 5 (being the highest).
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Our lives have been made ugly on purpose.
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It's interesting how weak the fraud theory of the Shroud of Turin is. The only reasonable interpretation of the evidence is that it is a first century burial shroud with an inexplicable image, which has been carbon contaminated by handling and fires over the centuries.
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"that's why I abhor Christ's own words". fixed it for you.
@DaveSomething4 He has. That’s why I abhor Catholic theology on the Eucharist.
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American generals scribbling notes. "Do not hit the Koreans with sticks".
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@Goodtweet_man this sounds retarded at first until you realize he's talking about the schwarzenegger/devito movie and is in fact right. context is everything.
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A person who is both human and divine can be reasonably described as "a human and divine person"
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No, I would raise her to hold the weapon with both hands.
Little Sniper. If you were a parent, would you raise your daughter this way?.
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Oh yeah well I just invented Hyperman and he could totally beat up both of them at the same time.
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Whoa, having kids is hard, what a fucking breakthrough.
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Hey guys there are now three people who never sinned.
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@Stratago @RJDownard @JustinCPorter Yeah omnipotence certainly can't handle. creating and destroying water.
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Emperor Nero be like.
the Lions did it again!.
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new favorite atheist argument. "Where does scripture say this?"."Right here".". that's just words, man".
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