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@DaveSomething4
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it's encouraging time
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@DaveSomething4
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these dipshits keep inventing marriage and thinking they've solved the grand unified theory
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These poor stupid sick bastards When I was a kid I never believed the Emperor's New Clothes "No way could the whole empire just pretend not to see the obvious" Here we are
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@DaveSomething4
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9 months
if God real why bones
@NonsenseFlat
Fighting Stupidity
9 months
#creationism #evolution #flatearth #bible #atheism Which bone belongs to a creature made in the image of God and why?
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@DaveSomething4
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9 months
You see, millions of years ago a moth hatched which randomly looked 0.0001% like a fucking human skull, and this gave that moth a survival advantage, so....
@gunsnrosesgirl3
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Moth from genus Acherontia, distinguishable by the markings on the thorax 📹 Bart Coppens/ coppensb
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@DaveSomething4
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA guys he said it
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@Stratago
Sƚɾαƚαɠo
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@DaveSomething4 @RJDownard @JustinCPorter Oh, so your god is "omnipotent", is he? Can he create another being that is more powerful than himself? Or a boulder with so much mass that he cannot move it?
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@DaveSomething4
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7 months
lol the fuck we're scared of them we just don't want our kids to find porn in the fucking elementary library
@RonaldTooTall
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7 months
Read banned books. People who want to censor/ban books are afraid of the ideas in the books. Learn new ideas. Build empathy for others. #BannedBooks #BookBanning #Censorship
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@DaveSomething4
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THE THINKING ATHEIST
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The Thinking Atheist
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@DaveSomething4
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10 months
THE BABY IS CONNECTED TO A FAMOUS VIOLINIST AND THE EMBRYOS ARE ON A SPEEDING TROLLEY ROLLING TOWARDS A BURNING LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
@Masha_Alexandra
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@theladykatie I curious what you would do here
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@DaveSomething4
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8 months
muh religious trauma
@OneCoolOwl
Cool Owl 🇺🇸🦅
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@ultrarotom Literally what I saw several times per week as a catholic child 🙄
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@DaveSomething4
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@adoptedhighway That's so Gavin
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@21josuke @TitlesInMedia It's right there in the picture, he must have
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@DaveSomething4
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@spellgage Dudes famously never goof off in college
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@DaveSomething4
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Hindu gods are demons no matter what race worships them
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“Demon” and he’s literally our equivalent of Hercules Calling one of the gods of a whole religion a “demon” is beyond offensive and just reeks of racism.
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@DaveSomething4
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if you know what those bubbles indicate, you’ll see why there was no “grape juice” until 1869 😉
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organic grep drank
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@DaveSomething4
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"oh you don't like abortion huh well what if sex is restricted to a single lifelong commitment between one man and one woman, how would you like THAT"
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@DaveSomething4
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2 years
I have been received into the Holy Catholic Church! *
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@DaveSomething4
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4 months
it's fascinating that this is literally a brand new idea to moderns "the fuck you mean marriage should be for life?!?"
@Zae1203
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@DaveSomething4 And why would you try and force people to stay married?
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@KLobstar @Goodtweet_man "well that's the race I hate!"
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@Sinbanned his nuts were covered, it's cool dudes rock
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@DaveSomething4
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9 months
I love the geniuses in the comments saying "it's just mimicry, it happens" What possible benefit can a moth derive from looking like a skull? Is a bird gonna skip it because birds are scared of skulls?
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@DaveSomething4
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11 months
The good thief is an argument against faith alone, not for it. He spent literally the rest of post conversion life doing every work he could. He REBUKED the other criminal. He ASKED for forgiveness. He PROCLAIMED Christ's innocence. What more could he have done?
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@DaveSomething4
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My favorite thing about the Rittenhouse bullshit is how all of a sudden, for the first and only time in my life, "across state lines" became a big fucking deal Dude drove like ten miles to the next town over
@AlexButterfly01
🌻🦋💙Alex💙🦋🌻
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I see Kyle Rittenhouse trending and the first thing I thought was "Who did he go across state lines to murder in cold blood today?" There should have been a conviction. Truth Social ✅️
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@DaveSomething4
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fixed it
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@RKneegrow
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Average 2nd Amendment AbSoLuTiSt right now:
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@DaveSomething4
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the anti-wine ppl don’t want you to know this but God made the world very difficult to *not* make alcohol
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@DaveSomething4
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she would get there quicker if she were a man because men are faster
@pinkglasshouse
bre ⸆⸉ ꕤ
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I just-
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@B1ueYoshi How do you know your mom really loves you
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@chalciusom @JadeAtrophis Hahahaha early drafts of the Bible "We recently found Moses's laptop and the drafts folder will AMAZE you"
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@DaveSomething4
Dave Something
9 months
Millions of years ago a moth randomly hatched which looked .001% like a dead leaf and this gave it a reproductive advantage which caused the trait to be naturally selected
@wonderofscience
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The fantastic dead leaf mimicry of the Uropyia meticulodina moth lets it hide in plain sight. 📽: Kazuo Unno
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@DaveSomething4
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Guys it's time
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No Context Chick Tracts
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@DaveSomething4
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@Kian188344 this is at least a reasonable response unlike basically every other one on the thread
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@DavidHendel The image of God does not refer to any physical characteristics
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@DaveSomething4
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Imagine missing the point this bad Abraham wasn't teaching God God was teaching Abraham This could not be more obvious and this guy should be embarrassed
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@DaveSomething4
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3 years
just learned that my uncle passed away. Please in your charity do your thing.
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@DaveSomething4
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Dude really left no stone unturned in his search for truth
@ringfist
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Devout Catholic. Read at Mass. Took one (1) astronomy class and was like "wait a minute, religion doesn't hold up!"
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@DaveSomething4
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2 years
because one of these is normal and should be encouraged and one of them is abnormal and should not be encouraged glad I could help
@blobbynfriends
Blobby and Friends
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Can someone explain the logic of this to me?? 😅 #webcomics
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ppl are saying aeration my brother in Christ we can smell it through the screen😂
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@TheUnvirgin imagine thinking this is an own
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@Zae1203 good of the family and stability of society
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@stronkdaddy @JackPosobiec The jokes on macron, Biden isn't even awake
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@DaveSomething4
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@Zae1203 yes that is also a historical novelty which should be eliminated
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@DaveSomething4
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9 months
They probably should have just stopped having unprotected sex with strangers Maybe I'm built different
@meganroseruiz
Meg (they)
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I know this is engagement bait so I’ll turn it into a teaching moment. I saw this painting at the Broad and ugly cried in public. Here was the accompanying text and quote.
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@Goodtweet_man yeah but mark's revenge is gonna kick ass
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if there's one person you can trust for accurate info, it's an apostate
@Pastor_Gabe
Gabriel Hughes
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Me: The Catholics are telling me they don’t worship Mary. My formerly Catholic wife: Oh yes, we did.
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@DaveSomething4
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A family member has a pregnancy in jeopardy. Please storm heaven. 🙏🙏🙏
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@JadeAtrophis He seems quite happy so I am happy for him
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@DaveSomething4
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Atheists: why doesn't God do miracles any more? God: *fatima* Atheists: yeah, well... let's see you do it again!
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@SocialNomadRach I don't think that kid should be carrying tbh
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@DaveSomething4
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"rocks don't reflect light" *posts a picture of a rock reflecting light*
@sabreaxe
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The Moon is not a reflector. It emits its own light. Its not rock and you can not land on it. Now ask yourself..what else am i being lied to about???
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@basedspinach @JadeAtrophis You should have tried to say it's like a two inch pipe and you're ten feet tall
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what is this I can't even
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@Wokephobic_Art @FreddyTomato social experiments never get rolled back, no matter how disastrous
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@SnakeMCGaming I know it's hard to think through the next logical step but keep it up you're on the right track
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@Zae1203 It is. That's the way society literally always worked until basically yesterday. And society has gone *batshit insane* since then. The two are not unconnected.
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So, idiots If you see a prayer request and you find yourself saying "hmm I'm not so sure my current geopolitical alignment supports this" Simply pray "Lord have mercy on all involved" and move on
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They still say the words. At least usually. "Till death do us part." Everyone knows that they're just lying now.
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@TaupeAvenger you can misinterpret scripture all you want, but you sure can't point to the thief and say his faith was alone.
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@DaveSomething4
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3 years
Parish webmasters: literally the only reasons anyone goes to your site is to get the times of mass and confession That's it Put it front and center If you really want to have other content, bury that behind a "click here for stuff you don't need" button or something
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@DaveSomething4
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Holy shit, different rules which apply to different things for different purposes are applied differently This is SO CONFUSING
@flowabug
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@piper4missouri Confusing huh?
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@Admiral_cmonke "leaving should be illegal"
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@Zae1203 Guess I've got one more parting word. The thing that you and the rest of our stupid modern world don't understand is *it's not about how you feel*. It's about the choice you made and the commitment you made. Feelings come and go.
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Get out of here you gross commie pedos
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@DaveSomething4
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Hell yeah
@DaOfficialVigil
Wiggle Wiggle Vigil
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Guys will see this and just think Hell Yeah
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@DaveSomething4
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Fact: There is a 1:1 correspondence between species with homophobia and species with the capacity for rational thought
@Fact
Fact
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Homosexual behavior has been found in over 1,500 species. Homophobia is found in only one.
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I could possibly use a prayer or three.
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Saint Joseph, father and guardian of virgins, to whose faithful keeping Christ Jesus, innocence itself, and Mary, the virgin of virgins were entrusted,
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Hi, so, yeah. Become Catholic.
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@DaveSomething4
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You see, millions of years ago a caterpillar hatched which had a random mutation which would make its metamorphosed form look .001% like an owl eye and this naturally gave it a huge reproductive advantage over those other normal caterpillars
@wonderofscience
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Giant owl butterflies (Caligo eurilochus) are named for the owl-like eye spots on their wings that make predators think twice before attacking.
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@DaveSomething4
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Millions of years ago a box was randomly born which looked .001% like a Christmas present...
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@itskaon Same way I would answer "when did you stop beating your wife?". I wouldn't engage the bullshit trick. If for some reason one must answer, Trent Horn has a good one
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@markjohnsaylor I don't know
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I think she thinks she can fight, that's adorable
@AngelaBelcamino
Angela Belcamino
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Liberal women are WARRIORS. Rate my fierceness on a scale from 1 (being the lowest) to 5 (being the highest).
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Our lives have been made ugly on purpose
@NouveauDeco
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American Art Nouveau cast iron radiator from c. 1900.
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It's interesting how weak the fraud theory of the Shroud of Turin is. The only reasonable interpretation of the evidence is that it is a first century burial shroud with an inexplicable image, which has been carbon contaminated by handling and fires over the centuries.
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"that's why I abhor Christ's own words" fixed it for you
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@DaveSomething4 He has. That’s why I abhor Catholic theology on the Eucharist.
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American generals scribbling notes "Do not hit the Koreans with sticks"
@Wagnersfamily
Nothing to see
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Ordinary North Koreans. Now show us NATO they/them army
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@Goodtweet_man this sounds retarded at first until you realize he's talking about the schwarzenegger/devito movie and is in fact right context is everything
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A person who is both human and divine can be reasonably described as "a human and divine person"
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100 likes and @NotDiogenes will make this his profile picture
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No, I would raise her to hold the weapon with both hands
@TheFigen_
Figen
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Little Sniper If you were a parent, would you raise your daughter this way?
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Whoa, having kids is hard, what a fucking breakthrough
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Oh yeah well I just invented Hyperman and he could totally beat up both of them at the same time
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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Robert Kirkman says Omni-Man would 'easily' beat Superman in a fight (via @IGN )
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Hey guys there are now three people who never sinned
As an atheist, who has never caused harm to anyone my entire life, I’m going to Hell but if I become a Christian and I rape, abuse or murder someone, I can repent for my sins and book a one way ticket to Heaven? Do I have that right? 🤔 #atheist #atheism
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@ncenginerd holy shit
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@Stratago @RJDownard @JustinCPorter Yeah omnipotence certainly can't handle... creating and destroying water
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Emperor Nero be like
@Goodtweet_man
Good Tweetman
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the Lions did it again!
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Dave Something
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I thought my wife was kidding when she asked me to get rid of my old Monkees records But then I saw her face
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new favorite atheist argument. "Where does scripture say this?" "Right here" "... that's just words, man"
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@voiceofgeraldo good old RUK
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imagine wearing this suit for any reason other than to send batman a ransom video for robin
@jordanbpeterson
Dr Jordan B Peterson
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How men and women rate each other on attractiveness.
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@DontOverfeelit No fault divorce didn't exist till the sixties
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@ancapalachia @Goodtweet_man Hahahahahaha yeah it's a good thing you got your guns in case the scary phone people JUMP OUT AT YOU OOGA BOOGA
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@adoptedhighway Lol, remember that time he accidentally foiled an interdimensional invasion? Classic
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If only Christianity would acknowledge the problem of suffering Oh wait
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@Angel346874531 @JadeAtrophis Your god is supposed to be all good and yet chose to make a world where terrible deadly natural disasters happen frequently. It’s a contradiction
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I wouldn't say no to a prayer or two
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