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This picture sums up why one was President and the other wasn’t.
I chatted with Bill. Hillary unamused. More updates forthcoming.
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Joe Biden is not a “decent” man and never has been. He’s an arrogant idiot who convinced a small state to send him to DC where he has grifted for decades. He ignores one of his grandchildren. He sniffs kids and gropes women. He is a liar and a thief.
#quitlying
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@osullivanauthor
DeSantis has a BA from Yale and Law Degree from Harvard. He served in the Navy as JAG and in Combat. I don’t think he’s that concerned about facing a hair gelled male Barbie doll in anything. Especially in governing a large state.
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You’ve got a big set of balls talking about Trumps hair.
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@tuckahoetommy
@HillaryClinton
Hitler liked dogs I hear. Every body has their moments I guess.
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Before he dies and achieves sainthood I would like to point out that Jimmy Carter legitimized a corrupt election in Venezuela that kept Chavez in power 26 years ago. Today his successor is using the Venezuelan military to steal another one. Good job Jimmy.
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Why is
@PatriciaHeaton
a louder voice for Jews than all the famous Jews in Hollywood. Your silence is despicable. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Leftism is your religion. Fear is your guiding principle.
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But I was told very clearly that it’s about some piece of land.
Horrifying video shows NYC anti-Israel protester man telling Jewish people: ‘I wish Hitler was still here, he would’ve wiped all you out’
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JD Vance is weird, creepy, and controlling.
If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.
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@Titania977
She has zero charm to turn in. That’s always been her problem. She’s just unlikeable.
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Seriously. If you have a problem with
@pnjaban
you are just dumb. She is constantly fighting and winning for you and you don’t even know it. We need more people like her and fewer of the idiots.
This woman, who gave the Sikh Prayer at the RNC, is Harmeet Dhillon (
@pnjaban
), is one of the most important conservative activists and lawyers in America:
-She filed lawsuits to stop Stay-at-home order during COVID
-Defended James Damore when google fired him
-Sued Antifa on
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@BradleyWhitford
@CherylHines
Hey Brad you cheated on your wife multiple times and divorced her via text. You’re a scumbag, predatory, misogynist. I hope you have a great day watching your JOY filled text messages to the mother of your children.
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Just so we are clear. It is June of 2024 and Jews are being chased, beaten, and blocked from their Synagogue in broad daylight in Los Angeles.
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@tuckahoetommy
@HillaryClinton
I don’t get my opinions from the internet. I know way too many people who worked for both of them. But ask yourself this, if she’s so great how did the dumbest grifter on the planet (according to your side) beat her?
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My newest promise is that if I am elected President everyone who tried to get us to eat bugs will be allowed to eat only bugs starting the day I am sworn in.
#billgateseatsbugs
#forthechildren
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Why did Trump pick a guy who can calmly and clearly destroy Dana Bash and her talking points while also criticizing Kamala’s judgement? Why did he pick this whacko? We’re doooooooomed. Go make phone calls today. Wear a Trump hat or shirt even. Just spread the word at least. LFG!
WATCH: CNN's Dana Bash, frustrated after getting her Stolen Valor questions and whataboutist followups wrapped around her head by
@JDVance
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Why are all male feminists like
@BradleyWhitford
such misogynistic predators? What a fucking douchebag loser. His best work was playing himself in Billy Madison.
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Congrats to my oldest daughter Hannah. You are awesome.
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So how many of the abortions at the DNC were to save the life of the mother?
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My father had dementia. I don’t need MAGA to tell me what someone with it looks and acts like.
Biden aides, Dems blame ‘MAGA Republicans’ for brutal report on president’s cognitive decline
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@redsteeze
@assliken
He is the saddest sight to see. He is worse than Kristol or Kinzinger because he is only known because of his ex wife’s connection to Trump. He didn’t even do it on his own merits.
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You will learn how to bury stories that are inconvenient for your friends. How to pick photos that make your political enemy look bad. And best of all you learn that sometimes you can just make shit up. Remember we decide what’s news.
apps are open for
@washingtonpost
's 2023 summer internship! they're due late sept! open positions span the newsroom—incl. photo, design, reporting, audience & more. I was a foreign desk reporting intern last year & am always available to answer any q's!
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Stop encouraging and facilitating the Trafficking of children!
Savanah Hernandez details the shocking claim of a Biden whistleblower who says migrant children are being left with improperly identified adults across the USA.
Read more:
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My niece was going to be born with a sever disability which included brain damage. My sister in law chose life. She just received a full athletic scholarship to Loyola Marymount and she’s only a junior.
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Every speech she makes sounds like Billy Madison talking about the Industrial Revolution.
Kamala is uniquely awful. She’s not smart, charming, or talented. The more voters hear her voice, the less they’ll want to support her.
All downhill from here. Keep the faith.
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Whatever happened to that annoying Swedish kid that yelled at everyone about destroying the planet?
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@karol
Parks and beaches were closed. When they finally opened little league only parents were allowed and the kids had to wear masks. We couldn’t go to restaurants, movies, or anything else. We lived it so don’t try to tell us we’re crazy. /2
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This is why Trump went to Chicago. This is one account with over a million followers. There are so many of these influencers who have been red pilled over the last three years. He only needs a bigger percentage.
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I am old enough to remember when people thought Trump walked in to a trap by agreeing to the debate rules.
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@LibertyCappy
@AaronWorthing
So I have over a thousand books but only six guns. I am starting a go fund me so the guns can catch up. I want to be part of the problem.
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My daughter’s first and only boyfriend left for college today and she is devastated. My 16 year old has her first date tonight. Raising girls is hard. Especially for a jaded, grumpy, and single old man.
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Everything Trump said today was for the leaners in the black community. People who aren’t quite there yet but some of their friends and family are. People online are the ones distracted by Project 2025 and making Kamal. Trump just keeps showing up and making his case.
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What an asshole.
Oops.
SpaceX launches are on hold after a booster rocket toppled over in flames while landing Wednesday.
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Kamala needs Shapiro because
@ScottPresler
has been in Pennsylvania single handedly registering voters and flipping counties voter rolls. Help out instead of giving up.
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I refuse to dunk on Corey Feldman. As a child he was drugged and molested by pedophiles in Hollywood. His best friend was driven to suicide by the abuse. His claims were mocked and as a severely damaged adult the abuse continues. If you ever met him your heart would break.
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Okay, but did you 80’s like I did?
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I think Kamala peaked before the convention. She has to speak tonight. It’s all downhill from here for her.
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Did they not know he was this good? Did they actually believe the spin? All of the hosts seemed flustered.
JD Vance: "The person who wants to be our president ought to sit down for some tough interviews."
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I love that Josh Shapiro threw his religious faith in the garbage and trashed the only democracy in the Middle East for power and didn’t get it. Serves you right.
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@realgirl_fieri
@owlneverforgetu
But that’s not what happened. He complimented his wife and you melted down on the internet. His comment had nothing to do with you. Get over yourself.
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This is Kamala’s entire campaign strategy. Lie and then be proud it worked.
Beyoncé. She wasn’t there. But starting that rumor built a bigger audience, didn’t it?
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I am the old guy you see eating breakfast alone at IHOP. No one is bothering me with dumbness. I am happy.
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Who is a character you are slowly turning into?
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I will donate and volunteer for any type of “rapid response team” to defend Temple’s and Jewish neighborhoods in LA. I am a terrible organizer but I have free time and anger.
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I am not toning any rhetoric down. Besides the campaign stuff the left has also been screaming anti-Semitic shit in the streets since October 7th of last year. Just fuck off. All of you.
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New theory: people who say they won’t vote for Trump because of JD Vance were never voting for Trump,
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I am going to see Despicable Me 4 tomorrow and I am excited. I am taking my son and his friend so I went to the bank yesterday and took out a loan.
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Not watching the debate but scrolling through twitter an hour in is the way to go. Jill refusing to leave the WhiteHouse after they give Joe the 25th amendment is going to be the perfect ending to all of this.
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This is my friend Neal and his daughter celebrating his 60th birthday. He is the same age as Tim Walz. Can some explain WTF happened to Tim? I look like shit and Walz still looks ten years older than me.
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If you think Harrison Butker is a problem for his team and you don’t mention the fact that the same team has domestic violence problems then you are a religious bigot.
The Harrison Butker extension… making him the highest paid kicker….underscores the inherent truth of the NFL: the better you are at the job the more a team is willing to put up with pure and simple.
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I posted something about the Wayans family the other day and how huge their impact was on comedy. People don’t talk enough about Damon. He was such a great standup. His sketch comedy characters were gigantic. Just a real powerhouse.
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They hit Biden with that pure Covid. Straight from the lab. Hunter is probably already in hiding. Jill is pretending to be a sofa so no one sees her.
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If you wake up and start scrolling through your For You page by accident your day starts much differently. Apparently I am a confused leftist who watches Joy Reid and follows that fucking Brooklyn dad guy.
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Stop Asian Hate! Vote for Hung Cao and show these white supremacists that hate isn’t welcome here.
Virginia Republicans have officially nominated Hung Cao to run against me.
He’s a MAGA extremist who looks out for himself first—not Virginians. He won’t show up for them.
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I want to go to England and see Oasis but I don’t want to go to England.
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Compare this to the anti-semites wreaking havoc on college campuses. This is why I am voting for Trump.
A DC judge just sentenced 75-year-old Paulette Harlow, who is in poor health, to 2 years in prison for praying outside an abortion clinic. Her husband fears she might die there.
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@DavidSacks
@PolitiBunny
@JDVance
How soon do they stop having JD on after his complete annihilation of all three hosts?
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My oldest just got her first job. She’s been filling out applications for months and finally got one!
#prouddad
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@tbrusletten
@IMAO_
There are very strict gun safety rules for on set. None of them were followed.
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White Dudes for Harris is the first time some of these guys turned the camera around and actually filmed themselves.
IYKYK
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If Biden steps down Hunter knows he is going to prison. Jill knows she is going back to Delaware to change adult diapers. They are both fighting for their lives.
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This is what genocide looks like. Iceland has no children with Down’s syndrome. Because they kill them all. Who’s next on the list of humans we need to eliminate?
67-85% of preborn babies diagnosed with Down syndrome are aborted in America.
Their parents and doctors need to know the truth:
Children with Down syndrome - like everyone else - have a right to live.
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George Clooney is upset because his anti-Semite wife was exposed. Which exposes him.
Not for nothing, but everyone sharing the Clooney op-ed would do well to remember that Georgie has a pretty recent axe to grind with the White House, so take the weepy tone with a grain of salt. This was reported on June 6.
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I’ve been friends with David spade since 1988. Of all the things I’ve read about him over the years this is by far the dumbest.
Stephen Baldwin put a spotlight on David Spade and Ryan Reynolds in the below post where he said in his video the biggest stars are going to try to convince you how “human” and “relatable” they are and that they’re just like us.
After Tom Hanks allegedly got COVID in 2020, a
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What happened
@Liz_Cheney
?
Kamala Harris is a radical liberal who would raise taxes, take away guns & health insurance, and explode the size and power of the federal gov’t. She wants to recreate America in the image of what’s happening on the streets of Portland & Seattle. We won’t give her the chance.
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How come only people on the right remember what the Dems did to Bernie when it was Hillary’s turn. They invented SuperDelegates. This year they had fake delegates.
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Proud Boys demasking, beating, and chasing the feds out of town is the best shit you will see today.
Proud Boys go at it against Patriot Front Feds
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He speaks to me.
JD Vance honors and reveres grandmothers. Grandma lives matter.
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Dear college protesters, You support this.
Two Iranian women have been sentenced to death by lslamic regime of Iran for advocating for women rights.
Baxshan and sharifa are going to be hanged by lslamic regime!
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Does he need a caddy?
Some Kid Named Happy Gilmore (No, Seriously) Played In A Local US Open Qualifier And Shot An 80
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@SodoffBaldrick3
@Chi_zencrackers
@PlineyThe
@ASo1omons
They were both adults and the childish one was the bike lady.
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This is one of the many reasons I am pro life. Hundreds of thousands of children like this are aborted based on a test during pregnancy. That’s how Iceland “eliminated” Downs Syndrome. It has nothing to do with the child suffering during their life it’s about the parents life.
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I think George Clooney should step down from his self appointed position as a smart, serious guy, who people should listen to. You and your anti semite wife can go to your lake house now. Its over.
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Hezbollah bombed a soccer field full of Druze children. Which could cause a massive escalation involving at least three different countries. Where is the President?
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Dear ladies of the left. If you insult my age, sexuality, and penis size and I make fun of your looks that is not misogyny. That is equality.
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@Mel_Ankoly
@AnthonyStoner17
@BrendonLeslie
@RonDeSantisFL
@FLVoiceNews
Then you are either homeless, a criminal, really rich, or really gullible.
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I don’t care what you think about abortion. This is pure evil. Literally made me want to vomit.
Planned Parenthood was caught admitting to selling baby body parts. Kamala Harris went after the journalist who broke the story.
“You told me about the proposition, and so now every time I do a D&E [dilation and evacuation abortion], I’m like, ‘Oh, there’s some lungs, there’s
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I get suspended for a while and
@Grand_handsomer
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