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Comedy Shows in CT/NYC | Opinions are correct
Joined February 2021
I bet they will be “Stop” and “Jamal”.
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Why do all these modern dykes look like Martin Short.
Megan Rapinoe's great career has ended in the most devastating way possible. 😢
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BREAKING: Libyan Nationals have closed in on the Twin Pines Mall in CA.
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Oldust.
I’m glad to see that Madonna has a grab bar so she doesn’t fall.
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Guys I was banned for a week I hope this is still relevant
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Tim Pool is such a fucking drama Queen. Must be insufferable to work with or for.
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There’s absolutely nothing easier than being a loud black comic. It’s like being a polish/italian electrician.
A comedian on Kill Tony tells Tucker Carlson that his grandma hates him 😂😂😂
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She looks like everyone from Mars Volta.
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Not enough talk about how the Amish saved this election.
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Why do all white female Basketball stars look like buff nuns
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Women became degenerate pieces of trash.
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lol fuckin dork.
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He looks like Bill Murray’s dead boss from Scrooged.
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Why wouldn’t you just lift the phone up over the fence?.
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Never forget that actual, notable media personalities made fun of a child claiming he was autistic.
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Stop debating destiny and just knock the teeth out of his fucking ugly head.
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Going to tell my kids this is Tim Walz and his son
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Kevin Brennan.
What’s the first thing you think of when you see Sarah Silverman?
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Still haven’t apologized to my uncle Mike for stealing this 30 years ago but it’s gonna make a great Xmas present
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Ban them from competition for 10 years.
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My house is a war zone and everything smells like vomit but a great time was had by all. Thanks to @realdonjamieson @DiamondEugene1 @kevinbrennan666 @levy_sir @Part_Time_Bro @ClintEsposito @teejfrancis @larrybeyah @SkiMaskHost @bobby_tamburro @patdixon @MikeyDP love you all.
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I took one picture at Geno’s wedding. Me and Drew were too busy drinking all the booze in South Carolina.
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@AnthonyCumia They literally have carte blanche to do whatever they want, wherever they want and still they’re unhappy.
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WE’RE BACK!!! #Secretshowcomedy.Saturday 1/18 8pm show. @guarraci @geno_bisconte @keanuCthompson @Dannyjokes @KristenCarney @larrybeyah + more. Lets gooo!.
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To sentence Alice to death.
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Kate Meaney 2022 vs Kate Meaney 2024.
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Joan Rivers was funnier than any female comic, today or ever.
Hey @VICE why did Joan Rivers have “struggles”?.
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Elites are insufferable.
President Obama and Michelle partying with Bruce Springsteen
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I have a 56 year old neighbor named Denise who looks younger than this bag.
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Tom Morello is the definition of a liar and Hypocrite.
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This almost made me cry.
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Random flash tattoos are the worst possible look on a woman.
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Assassins and taxes.
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New England is a fucking embarrassment. It makes me sick having any ties to this scum hole.
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Everyone likes me for my talentsssss!!!.
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Always wondered what an industrial bag of mustard looked like.
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Peaches instructed the Jamaican women at Lowe’s on multi tools today.
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They never would have found the squirrel if it belonged to Richard Gere.
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I got black out drunk last night and fell through the retractable attic stairs and Larry caught me, preventing certain paralysis.
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Lila don’t do this to me when I’m on acid.
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I (Mead) have never been more happy for @StancilJim. He should be recognized for what he is and I wish he would actually do standup. He’s funnier than 80% of working comics and I love him like a brother. But he still needs someone to reach things on the top shelf.
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The guy who fucked Obama looks like younger Barry Ribs
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White women who like basketball
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Y’all bitches pussies be stinkin tho fr.
30 years ago, on Feb. 19, 1994, Martin Lawrence delivers one of the most infamous SNL monologues ever.
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The duality of autism.
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