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🏳️‍🌈Slutty ghost of Fruma Sarah. Jewish. Elder millennial. Queer. He/Him. Motel on the streets, Perchik in the sheets.

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@MoiraDonegan @mjkeran That’s why Ruth Handler invented Barbie- she was tired of the only dolls available being baby-dolls and basically telling girls “you can only be a mother”
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Synagogues need to offer a service where people with excess judaica/family heirlooms with no one to pass them onto can link with converts who don’t have anything old or storied to continue the item’s life and history.
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Hi! My name is Yosef Chaim ben Avraham vSarah. Today I am a jew
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@ZchRay @Stevieorstephen @rebeccarightnow You don’t speak for me or like, any of the gay men I know nor the ones they know. You’re just trying to not get shot when they come for us but sis, it aint gonna work. No such thing as “one of the good ones”
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Can Orthodox jews please stop acting like they’re the only “religious” jews? I’m religious but I’m not Orthodox. A lot of y’all live in this “if you’re not Orthodox you’re secular” world.
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@Dr_MatthewJones @gender_hoarder What’s sad about this is that for most of us, through insurance is the only way we can afford to pay for the help we need. Roommate had to stop seeing her therapist after she stopped taking insurance and she went from $20/hour visit to $200/hour visit. Just not feasible for most
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A southern/country jewish restaurant called “y’alla”
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@Sethrogen Well I made this golem so…we both have things going on
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My beit din and mikveh are going to be in February.
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@sugarbets_ @Nikki704 And every political mailing list for all parties and causes
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@Mikeggibbs Yes we (queer folk) suffered but it’s not at all in the same way we (jews) did. It didn’t matter if you weren’t a jew, but because your grandpa was you were gassed. 5,000 - 6,000 gay men were sent to camps. Lesbians were not specifically targeted. Compare to 6,000,000 jews.
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@mia_spresso And if that doesn’t work…
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My roomie got me a “radical jewish” calendar and it includes the birthday of Leila Khaled and is now waxing poetic about how “jews in the west need to divorce themselves from Israel” and “israel forgets it’s religion” and a bunch of other goyiche bullshit. Said she’s “metal”.
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“This tallit was your grandpa’s but he was a convert. Before it was his it belonged to the Oregon-based Rosenthal family for over 100 years and was first worn by Baruch Rosenthal in 1924 in Dresden”.
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@deltaasherhill @Marxistin513 I’m a millennial who will never afford a home. I watched houses go from $90k - $600k on average in my home. I would love nothing more than a housing crash so I can maybe stop paying $2600 a month in rent for a slum
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A meaningful fast to those who do. To everyone else, Gmar hatimah tovah.
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@KevinOKennedy1 @writhing_south Ok but also the whole “lizard people” thing is rooted in antisemitism so....
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@lighterfandango The way I understand this reference chills my bones lol
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@KosherSoul Omg can we (white people) PLEASE stop this “some irish were indentured servants so we were basically slaves too and you don’t see us bitching” no no a thousand times no!
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@AlvertoOrtegaG1 @SenSanders The fact of the matter is that what people who earn less than you make is irrelevant. What I’m hearing is “I want other people to starve so I can feel better about being undervalued”. It aint about them baby it’s about your boss. You should also be making more. Most of us should
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A school in my area is teaching kids how to draw swastikas as a way to “both sides” the Holocaust and I don’t know what to do. A parent has already tried to fight it but administration is like “we taught them to draw stars of david too”. I contacted my local JFed but no reply
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@clairezagorski One I learned from a friend: if there are multiple hotels, get dropped off at the one next door and wait in the lobby until they’re gone
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Time for pride
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@ItamiSaisei @HenMazzig The term “antisemitism” was literally created to replace the term “judenhaas” (jew hate) so it sounded more scientific. Also, semitic is a language family, not a people
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@InbarCohen13 But it’s a lie
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@TheTonightSho Addams Family Values: the use of yiddish terms, the Mamushka, SunRise/SunSet as the wedding song, and the kids are sent to a Jewish summer camp
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@bailey_s26 You can’t convince me she’s not high like, all the time
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@noahgimmemoah The source text, character inspiration, and author’s description. “She sang badly,without any expression, her hands hanging down at her sides”
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Someone literally asked me “what skin I had in the game” re I/P. Me: “i’m jewish, I know Israelis, and these are my people. You?” Them: “Well…I’m Mexican and someone MIGHT think I’m arab so…”
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I love jewish cooking groups. People will post “my grandma used to make this thing with gizzards but I don’t know what it was. She was Romanian from near the Hungarian border” and someone else will be like “was it this random dish?” And it was!
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@beyoncegarden Also kid is wrong - child marriage is still practiced in this country.
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@fatfabfeminist Plus it’s literally a tempura chicken roll. Not even like, raw fish. It’s fried chicken and rice that she dumped in soysauce
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@sunshine89506 @michaeldickson Thank you random Christian lady for inserting your faith where it’s not needed.
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Roomie equated me not telling every jew I meet my conversion story as being disingenuous and immoral and basically said it’s akin to sexual assault. He’s in no way jewish like, at all and took this incredibly puffed up moral highground with me about it.
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Today I have officially been a jew for one (gregorian) year! Me just after my Mikveh
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Just had to turn off a youtuber I enjoy because they randomly decided to say “fuck Noah Schnapp” in the middle of a sentence (because he had the audacity to show sympathy for Israeli victims back in October.) They were talking about the history of Alien abductions.
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@JewWhoHasItAll I wonder when we’re going to talk about the -os/-ot differences and how the rocky mountains seem to divide the nation between Sukkos and Sukkot. I love regional dialects. A goyiche friend says in boston they pronounce “treyf” as “lobstah”
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@vijayvinyl Omg why did he pose like this and WHY DID HE PUT THE FUCKING BUTTERFLY
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My mikvah is next week and honestly I’m excited and overjoyed but also sad that once over I know I’ll be going home to my house where no one cares. What’s going to be the most eventful day of my life I can’t even celebrate. Ah well.
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@PainfullyShai Iranians aren’t arabs is the funniest part
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@emilyraustin @thatpeterfox Also they all just reposted some other random person’s post. They didn’t even make their own statement. This is 100% some intern’s doing
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@YesBellerose @ImAddictedToBl1 @RoseAJacob @BeccaTheWitz @BoomTown85 @HalcyonThembo @thespinsterymc @annarajagopal_ It’s not your place to apply ANY jewish rules or say who is and isn’t a jew. For fuck’s sake even jews don’t have “consistency” in that regard so who made you the arbiter of Jewishness, Ryan?
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@TomZohar This exchange lives in my head rent free and has for years
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@mstreiffer @abrahamjoseph Plus you’re literally not supposed to treat converts differently than “jews from birth” (Bava Metzia 58b-59b)
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@PaulMumm @benhem612 @Magzdilla2early @CBSNews So we’re supposed to both take care of our parents and raise children on poverty wages. Our parents meanwhile did NOT have to support their parents and will have an actual retirement. Dope. So we’re really just a service generation born to work until we die
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@BenLorber8 You did it. You freed Palestine.
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The “I hate abrahamic religions” can’t ever name more than 3 without google
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@Vandalay_Inc I promise you the old owner was a zionist too.
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@ZordBuilder @mstreiffer What? You mean jews have different opinions and interpretations? Say it aint so
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@CaelanConrad “I don’t care to look into it. I believe it’s the truth” is how we got pizzagate.
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@_lavbbe_ @patrick45501094 @yorubapepper @amoralaini White people love entering a conversation about racism to ask “what about rEvErSe RaCiSm”
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@2ndgenJai Yup. All white people for sure
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@JakeAnbinder Oregon here, but roots in New England. Ya’ll don’t have wild fires out there like we do. Here’s my city a couple years back. Was like this for over a week
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My roomie works in a bookstore and said “they wrote a book about you” and sent me this
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@brianschatz I think it would be a more powerful statement for nonjews to condemn antisemitism for once, no?
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@kimmeruwp @lydiakauppi Are you owning a home to live in or owning a home to flip? Also doesn’t lower property value mean lower property taxes on it? Sounds like a win.
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@JamesCWarne @oldenoughtosay So how do you differentiate between these two when ordering
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@Pinochiio4 @fueucnejs @StopTweetingMia Why do you consider her trans? This is literally a ciswoman
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Ineant queer jewish friends with whom I can spend my time like this
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@MClaudioLewis @honeybrinnie Why was the body still there 6 days later? I’m super confused about what happened? Did he live alone and wasn’t found? Why did you have to open the window and not the family? Why weren’t you ALLOWED to open the window? I have so many questions
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@mstreiffer @Coffeeandbeans1 Wow the wording in that letter…
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@msd12354 @_XENNETH_ It was overturned by a conservative court, not via legislation. Remind me which states are the ones passing anti choice and antigay laws? From the looks of it, it’s not the progressive ones
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@lilbuddymax It’s almost like Hamas just makes shit up
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@bushido49ers @TrekCore Ah so no real substance behind your disapproval leaving us all to speculate. Cute.
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My rabbi told me over kiddush that her 6 year old said “we’re all born nonbinary and figure it out from there”
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@Nob0dy16Nob0dy @AimIessFriend @ronerahl @BishForCongress She literally keeps trying to leave and says “hey what’s in this drink” if that done something sound creepy to you then...well...speaks a bit about your character doesn’t it mate
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@Svigel Counter point: Torah is like The Little Mermaid - fun, full of music and art, adventure and romance. The New Testament is like The Little Mermaid 2, Return to the Sea - shares some characters and borrows a lot of the plot but overall why
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Hey Jewish Federations, JCCs, and Synagogues: you know how to get “younger” people to participate in your events? Stop having them at 1pm on a Tuesday. You keep doing this then being SHOCKED that only the elderly show up.
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without downloading any new pictures, describe your spirituality in one image
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without downloading any new pictures, describe your spirituality in one image
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@Jerusalem_Post I wish they wouldn’t- esp since MyZuzah sends out kosher scrolls for free to Jews who need one and with Christians taking up this performance art in the name of solidarity, there will be less for Jews who need them.
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@DiscoxBloodbath “Each renamed edifice now stands…” as if a maintenance worker didn’t just go remove the sticker lol
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@ignTechniq Wait so now pro-Palestinians are turning on Palestinians?
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@WeeklyTarot @CRShort81 Or…hear me out…when they tell us “i’m voting for the team that wants to kill you” believe them
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@DeanSloan12 @SalBerrys @DarkEden21 Why do you feel it to be a slur? Honest question: Do you know the meaning of the prefix “cis”?
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@alethiometrist_ My roommate is absolutely not antisemitic. She’s paranoid and scared for our safety. I’ve known her for 15 years and she understands judaism better than she understands her birth religion
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@blakeflayton Is that what the bill says though? I can’t find the actual language of the bill. Can you post what it actually says?
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@K1DNASA @chomechome00000 @yungsnaku “How dare you judge a vice that harms not only the user but those in the immediate viscidity”
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@KosherSoul Peach rice kugel? I am SO excited for this book now
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Cute
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@BadJewishBoy At this point they’re just making up a new character. What are they going to call her, Miss Matryoshka?
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@lyzl Standard jokes from like, the 1950s through early 2000s was essentially “i hate my wife” as if it was something everyone could relate to. I’ve never understood to “my partner makes me miserable” culture.
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@JordanSanchezCA @_Jason_Dean_ Well it’s easy to graduate from a school that guts every program and only requires a third grade reading level
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@PostingTreyf You can tell it’s 100% from a Christian mindeset due to how many times it mentions “being saved”
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Shabbat shalom
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@psychoteacher2 @jackielouwho1 @Angry_Staffer Because it’s not about the life; it’s about control
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My rabbi gave me a set of tefillin 😭😭😭😭
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Or blackface. Or yellowface. Or romani fortune tellers. Or native americans. Basically just remember it’s a culture not a costume
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It’s never to early to say: please make sure your Purim spiel is trans friendly. No man-in-a-dress cheap jokes, please.
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@jacklanger That’s a milk fork
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@NillaBoy I mean I know Italians and Jews play each-other in movies a lot, but I promise we’re different people. Italians killed your prophet, not jews
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@ModernTalmud Show pictures of its awkward teenage years to its date
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@bushido49ers @TrekCore Expand your thought: why is this “good”
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@edengstan They act like he personally walks into Palestinian homes and drops bombs on them
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@milftownusa Oops i dropped my can really hard
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