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Stay humble but let motherfuckers know💯
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Funky American woodcock you have to stop. your “meep” too tough. your swag too different. your beak too clean. they’ll kill you
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Normalize punching these losers for wearing this shit in public🫶🏻
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Armed Chameleons
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Get you a goofy man with a side of freak that also likes to wear ur baggy shirt walking around at 3am baking lasagna🙈💕💯
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@SAMOYEDCORE
Where’s your blue vest then buster?? Trying to steal Walmart Valor smh you should be ashamed😔
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My two year old has neon orange nails and he's so excited. He keeps looking down at his hands and saying "NICE!"
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Did i ever tell you guys about the guy i dated for a month in high school who chased me for two blocks when i dumped him and then told me he was killimg himself so i went to his house and he was just in the living room eating spaghetti
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@ReturnOfHans
Me no like when girls dye hair. Why the mean lady cut hair? Strong man like long hair. 😢
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@kendalbruce_
It's called "pregnancy" and usually ends with a baby or two or sometimes more.
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Boomers will wholeheartedly believe shit like this but say climate change doesn't exist
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You guys remember the Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer movie
What the fuck was that
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Need an artsy bae to take cute pics of me like dis
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@MileyCyrusBz
Losing your family so you can date women younger than your own daughter is NASTY work.
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Hey Gillette!
You say sexual assault is wrong?
Well, guess what?
My small children are holding GUNS!
Checkmate, libs.
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Wahh fucking wahhh let’s talk about how they force employees to work off the clock, got rid of our bonuses completely, upped the cost of healthcare, and don’t have holiday pay. Suck my dick.
Walmart CEO warns company will close stores if theft doesn't slow down. At the moment Walmart is losing roughly $3 Billion a year in theft‼️👀
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You ever love an album so much you put that shit on your face
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Pug vibing to Glass Beach
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READING THIS THREAD AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SEEING THIS REPLY IM FUCKING DEAD DKSJSJKSKS
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Dude shot up a mosque and listed you in his manifesto. Shut the fuck up tiny cunt
RT if you think it’s time to classify ANTIFA as a domestic terror organization
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my water broke all over my cat because she was in bed next to me😭 I still feel bad
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There’s a straight way to date a woman? Oh thank god I don’t have to come out to my family now
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@Elad_Si
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This is like SNL if SNL managed to be even less funny and had a twelfth of the budget
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I was waiting for someone to say this looool. Her calling herself “homeless” is insane💀
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This is probably the funniest thing a republican has tweeted all week. It’s like ~stepping on a rake and hitting yourself in the face~ level hilarious.
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Although leftists may have their differences at times, we all come together for a great cause: thirsting over Hasan Piker.
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Every month is no nut november if you're on Zoloft
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Man: *sees inspirational pictures of woman graduating college with a baby*
Man: hmmmm, how can I use this to degrade women?
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Beto sounds like prepubescent me trying to learn Spanish after i heard Hips Dont Lie for the first time
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@PunishedMGTOW
I've been cheated on by men. Abused by men. Traumatised by men. But i still treat them like human beings. That's the difference between us. Maybe if you saw women as something other than objects, you'd have a shot with them! Hope this helps!
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White couples leave the police scanner on during sex
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@nerdjpg
The best part about this is you can tell he doesn't set his makeup with powder so it's just dripping wet all the time like a moist ham in the sun
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If I sent you nudes and we didn't end up together you owe me PayPal reparations bitch pay up.
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The maids when Ethan walks in:
Ariana Grande and boyfriend Ethan Slater are reportedly living together “full-time in New York.”
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Alright everyone say "Happy Birthday Ashley" keep it goin
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Tweeting this from work while looking like an actual rat >>>>
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Hey I wanna see
a movie, can you
put these Twizzlers
in your foreskin for
me? Thanks.
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@1984to1776
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My tits bother you? They're covered in velveeta cheese girl
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This month marks 1 year being clean from self harm!!! I feel proud of myself for once!!! I'm that bitch!
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Oh y’all are getting real weird in the replies i don’t like that
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Wait... You're telling me a daddy made these issues?
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I'm two snakebites and one coontail hair extension short of a MySpace scene girl
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Sent an ass pic and he told me to fart on him I'm never doing this again goodbye
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