Modern 🇮🇱 Talmud
@ModernTalmud
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What if the Talmud were written today? New-world comedy 🤝 Old-world teachings. Feel free to tweet your own! DM or [email protected] 🎗️🎗️🎗️
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Congregant: Rabbi, I have a strong desire to live forever. What should I do? Rabbi: Join Twitter. Congregant: And will I live forever? Rabbi: No, but the desire will disappear.
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Me researching all the kosher symbols at Trader Joe’s myself
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RT @ModernTalmud: 🚨BREAKING: Israel withdraws from UN Human Rights Council, making it more difficult for members to find a minyan
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🚨BREAKING: Israel withdraws from UN Human Rights Council, making it more difficult for members to find a minyan
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Nobody tell the Vatican about the golden pager Bibi gifted Trump with. We know how much they like our shiny objects.
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