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chasin’ that diamond on the horizon •• they/them •• drag ➡️

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Joined March 2009
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hayden ⚡️ mia
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let’s hear it for hot dog stand lighting
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
he SAID he’s proud of me 🥺
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hayden ⚡️ mia
7 months
Oh no… Microsoft Teams is down on a warm Friday afternoon…
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hayden ⚡️ mia
1 month
me if AG made it
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 months
i literally have to change my name now
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 years
If these guys were fit or famous, half of y’all would be “YASSS”ing instead of making fun of them. Let them have some damn fun and feel themselves.
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hayden ⚡️ mia
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
absolutely obsessed with facebook memes
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hayden ⚡️ mia
2 months
not the drag brunch joe biden announcement
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hayden ⚡️ mia
2 months
this is literally how i walk into any space
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
her one (1) single serve
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 months
Changing my drag name to Mia Spresso
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
there’s just something about fifth place 😍😍
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hayden ⚡️ mia
1 year
happy friday 🤭
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
“Gay Media for Straights” is really becoming a genre huh?
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Former ‘Bachelor’ Colton Underwood is reportedly filming an unscripted reality series with Netflix after coming out as gay, @Variety reports. The project will focus on Underwood living his life as an openly gay man. Gus Kenworthy will appear on the series as his “gay guide.”
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hayden ⚡️ mia
2 years
happiest on the beach with a drink (and a hot dog) in my hand
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 years
Ordered my morning iced coffee with cream and mocha at Dunkin this morning and when she gave it to me it wasn’t stirred up at all so I asked her if she could stir it and she said “nope you can do it”.
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
The effects of four years of the The Gay Agenda™
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hayden ⚡️ mia
6 years
Waiter: “Sir, no, I can’t give you a to-go cup for that margarita” Me:
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CHANGE THE LAWS!
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
pretty sure the three pints of ice cream i’ve eaten this week have all gone straight to my ass. and reader, i’m thankful.
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
my bodyguard
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
y’all need to grow up and like hairy butts
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
For all those wondering, this is my son Nestor. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Cuba (legally, of course) six years ago and lives with me in Florida. I am so proud of him and raising him has been the best, most rewarding thing I’ve done in my life.
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
your friendly neighborhood headless torso
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hayden ⚡️ mia
2 years
beachin’
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 years
let me top you sis
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hayden ⚡️ mia
1 year
can someone come trim this for me plz
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 months
i think i just sweat my body weight on that run 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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hayden ⚡️ mia
1 month
not sure why but i’m kinda addicted to running in 90 degree weather???
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 years
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hayden ⚡️ mia
2 years
my bf is so hot 🥺
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 years
hi friends, just wanted to share that i have been on a journey lately of better understanding myself. i’m gender nonconforming. my preferred pronouns are they/them. so there’s that ❤️
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 months
running shirtless with just 3 inch lulu shorts and thong on 14th street at 8am WE ARE SO BACK
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
cancel ur plans
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
hey if someone wants to do a 30 day song challenge on their story, post a tiktok, make banana bread, video their workout, go live, etc to get through isolation... maybe let them? it costs $0 to keep the fuck to yourself.
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
happy presidents’ day to the people’s president 💕
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
Y’all my lil southern alma mater just gave me and my drag a spotlight 🥺🥺
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
being home is going well
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
i actually had a great monday??? ? ?? ?
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 months
it’s soooo summer
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 years
Me explaining the cultural importance of Melodrama by Lorde and how it captures the common emotional experiences of young people everywhere CVS Cashier
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 months
a lil scruff never hurt nobody 🧔🏻‍♂️
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
she IS the moment
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
i will never get over this
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hayden ⚡️ mia
19 days
what i mean when i say im vers (we’re gonna pretend i didn’t spill it)
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
when you got the glow ✨
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 years
that was the smoothest (and only) transition from pole dancing to children’s choir i’ve ever seen
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 years
holy shit.
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hayden ⚡️ mia
8 months
full drag // outta drag
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full drag // out of drag
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 years
live footage of me at a straight bar
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
just trying to be like this with my girls again
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
happy happy happy bday to you, sweet soul 💗
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hayden ⚡️ mia
28 days
felt kinda buff???
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hayden ⚡️ mia
7 years
it’s october 1st... you know what that means 🎃💀🕸🦇🍭🎉
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
if you need me, i’ll be here til spring 😴
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
they’re playing tove lo in this locker room ❤️
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 years
y’all heard the man
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hayden ⚡️ mia
2 years
January ➡️ April Gained 10 lbs so far this year 💥
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hayden ⚡️ mia
6 months
“this new kacey album so boringgggg”
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 months
empty gym on a sunny friday… oh we’re so back
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hayden ⚡️ mia
1 year
What Kylie Minogue is doing with her career right now really is so fun to watch
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
Preparing myself to see every DC gay in one of the these two outfits this summer
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
why is he six months pregnant
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hayden ⚡️ mia
1 year
💀💀💀💀
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hayden ⚡️ mia
1 year
me trying to act normal at brunch after getting no sleep then having the most fowl comedown
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hayden ⚡️ mia
1 year
sweaty 🥵
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hayden ⚡️ mia
1 month
me experiencing the worst c*medown of my life at pride brunch
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post a pic where your HOPELESSNESS was high. post a pic where the MEDS weren't HELPING. post a pic where you were considering an END to it ALL.
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS
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hayden ⚡️ mia
9 months
Buying and posting George S*ntos cameos… oh yall are so fucking stupid
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 months
four miles 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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hayden ⚡️ mia
1 year
do you like my pride outfit? @mcecreations
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
how is my bday already a mess it’s 10am 😂😭
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 months
how the fuck is it only wednesday
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hayden ⚡️ mia
5 years
well this is tighter than expected ope
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hayden ⚡️ mia
2 years
“the nude i just took 🥵” “the [body part] is [body part]ing” “oomf saw it first” “should i start an OF?” GET A JOB GO TO WORK
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
stepping out 💥
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hayden ⚡️ mia
7 years
i just drove through Jacksonville State’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to JSU and they said yes and i said oh ya what’s 6x8 and they said idk but i’ve spent $500 on parking tickets this semester i said dang you really do go to JSU
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i just drove through Auburn’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to Auburn and they said yes and i said oh ya what’s 38x2 and they said hold up i think my car just got towed i said dang you really do go to Auburn
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
the bravest thing you can do is be yourself 💥
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
ya girl just signed a lease for a studio in dupont circle 🥰🥰
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hayden ⚡️ mia
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balloon day 🙂‍↕️
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hayden ⚡️ mia
3 years
jasmine kennedie is fighting for gay rights
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hayden ⚡️ mia
4 years
no one is attractive enough to be mean!!
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