Followed by marketing & data guru Brent Hodgson. Makes stuff. Born on Wagaaia, living on DjaDjaWurrung land.
@JasmineMacDonald
@aus
.social 🐘
#AngryWitch
One of my offspring wrote a poem for their father.
For all of us who can only talk to our parents’ blackened stones.
@plunderthumbs
#FathersDay
Hal Simons-
I’ve had shitty week. Thurs I found my good 82yo neighbour dead on his floor, sat w my hand on him for 4 hrs, had a howl, ambos/police/undertaker.
Bung eye Fri, antihistamines, finally went to ED yest afternoon. Big drama, maybe cellulitis - IV ABs & “send you to Melb” but I’m OK
@ShannonDowney
My baby sis worked in a nursing home. One old lady starting a new project every week & putting the unfinished in a trunk. Sis gently pointed out “Perhaps u shld finish one?” She said “But I’m making these for my descendants so they will remember me when they work on them” ❤️
“It’s becoming hard to escape the sense that Morrison remains at heart a small-time Sydney politician, without the intellect, vision, moral compass or judgement to do much more than position himself tactically.”
@fbongiornoanu
(great article!)
@GreenJ
My cousin died in June after very short illness but not before she made this part of her “Funeral Plan” (people checking nearest exit when they read it!) She was hilarious. But you probably guessed that 😍
My (former) GP told me “I don’t know why you are upset - you never wanted it in the first place” when I had my second stillborn baby (Oct 1990)
@ABCthedrum
@JaneCaro
@normboy562
The hotel fiasco caused by the security firm supplied via a Federal Gov tender?
Can’t wait to see Tim Smiff
#MPforFarKew
eating humble pie.
@RonniSalt
Prince Henry, lavender Coronation Rooster (for the 1936 (?) coronation that didn’t happen.
Most beautiful breast feathers.
Love to you, Ronni❤️
@roshart
Today I told S3 I had watched my first ever movie last night on Netflix but my bladder almost exploded because THERE WEREN’T ANY AD BREAKS.
He almost wet himself laughing at me.
Apparently on Netflix you can pause a movie to have a wee.
I didn’t know that.
But I do now.
Sky News host Bronwyn Bishop has warned Anthony Albanese's socialist power price cap is a “slippery Soviet slope” and cheaper power bills will be a “gateway” to Siberian slave labour camps for Australian families lured by the “irresistible decoy” of cheaper power bills.
@cheryl_kernot
And then goes on to call her “Christine” like he was a bestie. He does it with so many women, relegating them to first names as tho they are school girls.
I hope I run into him some day...I’ll “Scotty” him!!!!
@CaseyBriggs
Except for the hard lockdown, the ring of steel, the statewide compliance, a Premier who knows how to lead, a CHO who is a hottie, AND NO VACCINES it’s absolutely identical.
SBS news reporting “the PM refuses to accept BJ’s resignation”
This is so incorrect, SBS - Barnaby doesn’t answer to Morrison but to the Nats.
#ThisIsNotJournalism
@SBSNews
@gomichild
@JonesHowdareyou
My cousin’s ex bought the house next door to her’s (“somewhere to stay when I have access”🙄).
He bought solar panels but got the address mixed up & now my cussie has a roof of PV panels 😂
The bloke “..who is undertaking an apprentice...” must be this one. He looks like he would rather be dead than here. (Also
#HappyClapperSloganBogan
looks like he is smelling her hair 🤢)
Father Bob is the sort of Christian who doesn’t spout platitudes but gets out with his physical, metaphorical, spiritual sleeves rolled up.
Morrison is the antithesis of Christianity.
#MessiahFromTheShire
#ScottyTheHypocrite
Melb Age...PM warns of ‘the evil one’ online ...my warning advice is “There is only one thing necessary for the triumph of evil and that is when good people do nothing”.
Today was phone-diagnosed “presumed CoVid positive”, too sick to drive 20kms to GP, got von Willebrand’s & had lots of nosebleeds in last 2wks, so not safe to swab.
I hvn’t touched a human since 7/3, Ive only been to supermarket 2x in last 2wks.
STAY THE FUCK HOME!
#CoVid19
😷💔😷
It’s be a smarter idea to stick the queen’s coffin on the back of a truck & drive it slowly past those 750,000 people queuing up.
They’d all be home with a cuppa & a biscuit by now.
Just saying.
You are so right, Jane Caro “We don’t want a female leader who is a sook” (or any leader in same circumstances). I don’t care if Gladys wept over Maguire, I care about her ethics & honesty.
@TheDrum
@JaneCaro
#TheDrum
NDIS Press Conference - Dylan Alcott, wow.
To Probyn’s question:
“First & foremost, we’ve had 4 questions about the NDIS & they’ve all been negative things about it. I’m starting by saying, the NDIS is bloody awesome.”
Please listen on. 👏👏👏👏
If Morrison isn’t present for the Swearing In does this mean he isn’t in the 47th?
And doesn’t merit a pair (if there is one)?
Ping
@samhudson46
@cheryl_kernot
Morrison “You have the choice to educate yr kids”
Me “I’m not getting supporting parent pension cos Family Court ordered $ but the ex won’t pay. My boys still think bread and milk is what we eat when we are lucky. I didn’t have any choice”
#AusPol
#RaiseNewstart
To think we can’t ‘afford’ to raise Newstart but we can afford to waste millions of taxpayers $ on luxuries 4 schools most taxpayers kids could never afford to attend!
@leysie
@StephenMcDonell
Oh no!!!!
I remember him making a barbecue w Noni, rolling up newspaper to make snags & he asked Noni “Do you want to play Hide The Sausage?” & Noni turned her back on the camera & her shoulders were shaking.
Vale, Cheeky John. 💔
@NikkiGemmell
@YaThinkN
My Mum. Widowed at 38 w six young kids & 8,500 acres of Mallee farm, had also nursed Dad for last 5 yrs. She butchered sheep, milked cows, organised shearing etc. Mining co wanted to mine but not within 25m of a tree. She went out with 25m rope and measured b/n trees, planted
1/2
Do the people who’ve donated $44mill to “Trustees of RFS” understand it won’t be spent to help fire victims but only benefit RFS?
“On its registration page, it says "funds are utilised to purchase equipment for use by NSW Rural Fire Brigades across the state".
@BelindaJones68
@deesc30
@doc_som
2/2 rode motor bike w God Squad (only woman ever!), taught all of us to read/write before we went to school, played Chopin Military Polonaise etc, rôle model for all. We made that into her bio in care. She just died.
@barriecassidy
I turned off ABC24 at 6 - it sounded like it had been hijacked by Sky. So biased & sycophantic.
Oh, & the pink eyeshadow on & under her lids to make it look like she had been bawling. If she was crying it was because she was caught out. 🤬
“His life revolves around his three favourite activities: sleeping, eating, and farting, a lifestyle he’s perfected after prolonged contact with my dad”
#ADogIsntJustForChristmas
Morrison claimed in the parliament today that I have obtained exemptions to travel in and out of Australia, taking quarantine places from other Australians. That is an utter falsehood. I haven't left Queensland since March. Morrison has misled the parliament & he should apologise