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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
9 months
Has a man ever looked more ran through than Daniel Craig wearing these glasses
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“You’re so lucky you get the maximum loan” Yes I loved being in poverty for a huge chunk of my childhood. It was great.
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Boomers in 1960
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@townsendyesmate
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Just paid £2.70 for a flat white & I almost fell to my knees in gratitude. Starting to feel like 2016 in here all of a sudden. Looking around the coffee shop for signs that this is actually the headquarters of some kind of charitable organisation rather than a legitimate business
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@JamesWillMarsh
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Me: how expensive could a season ticket be? The season ticket
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@SheRatesDogs Owning the libs by not having any friends
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@JamesWillMarsh
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1 year
The year is 2037, the Underground network no longer exists, as Bank has subsumed every station on the network.
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The new (and last final bit of the capacity upgrade works here) Cannon Street entrance at Bank is finished, and open! Video later I guess … ☺️
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@JamesWillMarsh
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(uncritical support for this to be clear)
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@jimwaterson Are they allowed poppies or that virtue signalling banned too?
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@ZachElsbury oh an absolute icon for sure
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God I love British government
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The cost of building HS2’s terminus station at Euston has nearly doubled to £4.8 billion since it was originally planned, according to a report from the National Audit Office, with changes to the design wasting hundreds of millions of pounds.
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@JamesWillMarsh
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@OllieBradfield1 Ollie can I interest you in a galaxy projector lamp?
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@_georgina666 The funko pops might prevent you from sleeping with them tbf
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4 years
@AlexChaircheck @sovietvisuals Moscow State University itself
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@jordanxtyr 12 months. Even if you went 5 days a week, 52 weeks it’s still £60 every day.
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@stupidbird_69 A viewing is always a good opportunity to chat to an estate agent in front of perspective tenants 👀
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2 years
Doesn’t cost extra for first class tho
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
4 years
Is there a less funny show that Mrs Brown’s Boys? Like I don’t want come come across as snobby but it literally has one joke which is a man in a dress saying feck.
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@JamesWillMarsh
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4 years
@joncstone This seems incompatible with their own guidance...
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@JamesWillMarsh
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Right I’ve started the new season of Selling Sunset and I do not believe for one second that Emma used to work there. Literally no one has met her? And everything about that plot makes no sense. Also did we miss a season, like when did Amanza and Christine become friends?
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
4 years
@jburnmurdoch Djokovic, the man who’s also against vaccines? Shocker
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4 years
@seandsmyth This did inform me that the clocks are changing next weekend tho so thank you
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@JamesWillMarsh
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4 years
I am begging Labour to consider taking the SW remotely seriously
@326Pols
326 Politics
4 years
Britain's changing political map: how much has each constituency shifted to the left or right since 2010?
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@ismiseleenie @_georgina666 oh to live in a world where I don’t know what a funko pop is
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@JamesWillMarsh
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@accidental_left If only someone had coined words for these classes
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@redditships “He said he wouldn’t go but I continued as though he would and planned a holiday during a pandemic”. FTFY.
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4 years
@LauraBatt22 @lolamaeriley It’s automatically suggested by the iPhone massaging app so she didn’t put the Maybe there.
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@JamesWillMarsh
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2 years
@shashj “If you shell civilians you should hang” is certainly an interesting position for Russia to take…
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@JamesWillMarsh
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4 years
@redditships “Smelling nice isn’t a capitalist scam” Is this the guy who was febreezing himself?
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2 years
@bigdybbukenergy Made it to UK Huns
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@jamcjo Maybe I’ll tell my boss I’ve earned a pay rise
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@JamesWillMarsh
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3 years
@Lenathejoyful @1_bluejumper @ewansomerville @Telegraph If that’s what they made the article about they’d have to acknowledge that no fault divorce is being introduced in April making this irrelevant unless it’s simply a reason to whip up transphobia…
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
2 years
“James, what keeps you awake awake at a night?”
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@JamesWillMarsh
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@RALee85 Imagine being the person whose job it is to badly photoshop medals onto photos
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@JamesWillMarsh
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2 years
@OwenJones84 “Quickly turns to” I wonder who did the turning 🙄
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@JamesWillMarsh
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@HybridProphecy @TomatoJamSalad @AdamLake Most restaurants would just let you come back later and pay instead of fining you £1000 though.
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
4 years
When you’re open to discussion
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@JohannLamont
Johann Lamont
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@RosieDuffield1 @LGBTLabour @PinkNews Easier to attack than discuss. Easier to mislead than respond. More power to your elbow sister. 🌹🌹
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
2 years
Your regular reminder this doesn’t need to happen if UCEA are prepared to negotiate seriously.
@ucu
UCU
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BREAKING: NOTICE SERVED ON UNIVERSITY EMPLOYERS 18 days of strike action in February and March 1 Feb 9, 10 Feb 14, 15, 16 Feb 21, 22, 23 Feb 27, 28 Feb. 1, 2 March 16, 17 March 20, 21, 22 March RT if you back our members UCU and PROUD #ucuRISING
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@pervert_lizard @elliemaybeesley £500/month is a bargain ahaha. I paid £400/month for a small room in a freezing ass house 😭
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@danjvalentine It’s not even a saving over just buying the tickets.
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@JamesWillMarsh
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@kira_millana It’s always people whose parents earn £80k and pay their rent too.
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
4 years
Matt Lucas really is the worst thing to happen to bake off
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
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@ManOnThe100 @joelgolby There really is a Simpsons reference for everything
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
4 years
@redditships You pay to replace all the plants you destroyed and then leave her life forever.
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3 years
I’m sorry but any campaign to get young people to get vaccinated will always be patronising until we can actually get offered the vaccine.
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@JamesWillMarsh
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4 years
I did it, like the mad lad I am. Actually checked my balance. A mere £1,236.30 is interest (graduated this year lol).
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@JamesWillMarsh
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@shmattsonart @pangmeli Bet she wouldn’t decrease their rent if she found out they got a pay cut
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
4 years
@markgurman The leather case even has a picture with the MagSafe ring worn in?
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@sellottie I swear the newer machines are so much worse. It’s the main bottleneck at the tescos near my work
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
3 years
The weirdest part of this thread is the people who think being a house wife was just sitting around drinking wine?
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
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@dieworkwear Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy.
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
4 years
The UK elected Harold Wilson as PM four times.
@paricyte
pari cat
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Say something nice about the UK
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@Lwantsahusky EU Supergirl visited my uni and performed a song and I’ve never wanted Brexit so much
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@JamesWillMarsh
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@Nicole_Cliffe Next GRU job: Must have sexual chemistry with men, whilst not actually being gay or feminine because we’re a deeply homophobic organisation.
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@JamesWillMarsh
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@Casey You didn’t get a free year last time you bought an Apple device?
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@JamesWillMarsh
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@JonnElledge Just sign them over to the council. You wildly breach your planning permission? Council housing now
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3 years
@CaseyNewton The TL really feeling it today
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@rsgnl @reneritchie Thank god for this though. Honestly thought they might not update HomePod for it.
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@Nicole_Cliffe Well the subtext was meant to be that they were a gay couple but virtually no one picked up on because they were the straightest men ever born.
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@SheRatesDogs Same energy
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@1_bluejumper @Lenathejoyful @ewansomerville @Telegraph “If it’s in place”- a GRC takes 2 years of living openly to obtain (in theory, in practice takes far longer) so they can be divorced long before it comes through if they wish.
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James Marsh 🌹
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@Isaac_8a_ @Blackmagic_News 12k will give you a good 8k output because of how delayed sensors work so you’ll get a sharper image. Or depending on your use case the extra resolution could be used for stabilisation, some slight zoom (useful on macro shots etc) or for some slight reframing.
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@patrickklepek I mean I hate that it worked on me
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James Marsh 🌹
4 years
The soft left after 10pm
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@JamesWillMarsh
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@JPatricks__ I’m guessing they’re just set by a computer because they’re obliged to offer one, because there’s no way anyone’s actually bought one
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@JamesWillMarsh
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Have to echo this. Young Labour is awful. Outright. It’s downright unpleasant and unwelcoming. The only (online) space I’ve ever felt welcomed in Labour is Open Labour.
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@CharllCreative @Obliv0101 @ChrisMedlandF1 What’s the worst that happens tbf, latifi might come last?
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@ZachElsbury @joncstone @GarethDennis Obviously that happened to some degree but it was also to allow for a more direct, faster route, and there were things like the long platforms, PSDs, gauge, 225mph that were genuinely just building things with forethought and to a high standard.
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@MarkUrban01 If you can’t supply 190k troops then you can’t supply 500k.
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@JamesWillMarsh
James Marsh 🌹
4 years
@reneritchie My Nike Version arrived yesterday, like it a lot.
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@JamesWillMarsh
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@evleaks I hate apple’s tendency to remove the old live wallpapers. Miss the iPhone X/11.1 wallpapers.
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@JamesWillMarsh
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4 years
Okay like this I’ll tell you what real life person you would be in Labour’s relationship with the intelligence services. (Yes I’m very bored of working on my dissertation).
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James Marsh 🌹
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@alexhern Tbf at least google maps works...
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James Marsh 🌹
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The tension between me and a green tiled bathroom
@badgal_ari
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Now THIS is the type of renovation I like to see, not that soulless white marble from ceiling to the floor
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@imteddybless “Home owner” not really a personality trait…
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@blairmcdougall The thought of anyone having a 75 year old child is baffling to me even though I know it makes perfect sense mathematically.
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@stephenkb I’m sure he’s fine with us demolishing all the 2-5 story buildings in London and replacing them with 8-10 story buildings right?
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“Young people won’t get vaccinated”
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Kira Lewis
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🙌💉🙌
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I did it and joined @OpenLabour
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@stephenkb “How about we use this freight train for freight?” “Idk mate we could give it a go”
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@malihaeza Yes they want to send us to war.
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Trains simultaneously treated as a middle class pre-occupation and only for the unsuccessful.
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South & East Rail Group SERG 🇺🇦🇫🇷 🇨🇦
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3/4. Ministers focussed on roads as PM mantra is nobody uses trains (apart from the unsuccessful) and roads and cars are the future. And not even EVs.
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@OofDung @RopesToInfinity @gemandmoll Some of us have 37.5 hour weeks in an office job and don’t earn £21,000 ahaha
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Functioning bus network
@nypost
New York Post
6 years
These three little words are a big turn-on
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4 years
Alright, one like, one Tory thing I enjoy
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@ChaudharyAchyut @geofftech I’m pretty sure that is the new rolling stock
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3 years
Go on, tell us how much you pay her
@ChristineCarril
Christine Carrillo
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The most undervalued asset of a CEO is an Executive Assistant. My EA saves me 60% of time. I'm able to run a tech startup, coach 7 CEO's every month, write & surf every day, take @david_perell 's intense WOP course, cook dinner and read every night. Here's how:
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@OmarSalem Honestly I don’t think decorating a toddler would work. A real tree would stay still a lot longer.
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Wait until Tom hears about Landlords
@tomhfh
Tom Harwood
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@christiancalgie the idea that the state can seise almost half someone's income is vile
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Pray for me
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9 months
Crying at the fact over 7 million people have seen me refer to Daniel Craig as looking ran through
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Both my mum and my aunt got their jabs today!
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1 year
My favourite genre of people is those who think you can barely live on £85k but think they could survive on benefits equally as well
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Shuayb
1 year
£85,000 salary. Let's break it down. Take home: £57,088 Income tax: £21,432 NI: £6,480 Rent: £2,000 Bills: £300 Food: £250 Car: £300 Savings: £1,000 Left with: £907
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@1_bluejumper @Lenathejoyful @ewansomerville @Telegraph Spousal veto still exists and legislation to remove it would not pass before April when the 5 year rule is removed and no fault is introduced.
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@ianvisits “A few minutes” always annoys me to as if it’s having nearly half the time off to Manchester and nearly half an hour off Birmingham (nearly a third).
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@Isaac_8a_ @Blackmagic_News Extra resolution is also useful for green screening as you can get a better cut out on fine edges like hair. Other special effects like tracking would benefit too.
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