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If I make fun of or make a negative comment about something and it applies to you, please know that you are not the exception. Don't make it awkward by making me mock you directly.
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@AndreaHomoya @TVsCarlKinsella "Huh, it really is green" is the exact kind of enthusiasm that keeps us dying it green year after year.
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@DFelsenfeld @AnaSamways I once saw a conservative meme against gov benefits and how people should earn everything so I proposed a 100% inheritance tax, completely in line with that way of thinking, and suddenly people weren't all about it anymore.
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@thisisnefertiti Can you even legally have multiple ESAs? I thought it only allowed you the one. I know you can have multiple service dogs if they're trained for different tasks, but ESAs aren't trained so that wouldn't apply.
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@BamaExpat You need to tread lightly in any areas where they do better than you. I've already hit my husband with "X's husband is a fucking asshole and even he managed to Y".
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@mayestonsson @jimmyoutsold I agree. Poor people *want* to leave their kids money because they understand the struggle and would prefer their kids not to live it.
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@eternalcumslime @mattxiv That's a great point. I think she's even a little smaller. Just delusional people trying to tear her down.
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@Tontocj @loveologian It's describing how many people treat pregnant women. It's descriptive, not normative.
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@LexiCrowley @PopBase Yeah exactly. I don't care about a 30yo dating someone with a big age gap because they're grown grown. But a 21yo? Totally different.
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@dwaldenwrites Also I don't get the impression this person is being blasé about it, just trying to make the best of the situation because I'm sure it still feels kinda scary and not ideal, but is ultimately manageable. At least that's how I felt about my diabetes diagnosis.
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@goodfriendraf I've always wondered why her wartime contributions weren't more widely discussed. Her work freeing people was heroic enough, but she didn't stop there. I can't think of a more incredible historical figure.
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@lingerie_addict No, I totally agree. I don't condone the death penalty because plenty of innocent people have suffered as a result and we have an incredibly racist (and every other kind of -ist) and cruel system of policing. But it's not because the death penalty itself makes me squeamish.
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@lovrbutch @TW1NKD3STR0YER They want to feel like they have deeper, unique, and interesting relationships when they're basically the same as everyone else, they just can't accept it.
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@lynvan @Sku37780729 @scaleyfinch @Neo_url Yeah occasionally helping with your siblings is not the same as raising them and a lot of people think they were doing the latter when they were really doing the former. .
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@khouch @Phil_Lewis_ Saying "we're not willing to take that risk right now" to someone who may be someone of authority is pretty brave. Some of the kids did whisper that it was safe to come out but glad they could quickly see through it. Just awful.
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@Disco_Meatball @JoshRaby The trick to getting them to never say that is to be an awful office worker.
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@eveblackwood89 @christapeterso A nineTEEN year old TEENager is still a kid regardless of your lack of empathy.
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@GoldingPaintInk @bugsmaytrix And the thing is that my parents were paying more because they got the plan with more screens specifically so we could share. Now they'll cancel or pay half as much because they only need 1 screen.
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@InspectorNerd I think she's just being a bit pedantic. She explains all these different things she does with her kids, a lot of which I would characterize as "playing" with them, but wants to pretend that it's something else.
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@violetvolume @Skoog Don't conflate dogs and children. Children should be welcome in most places. There are some places that are not child friendly, but by and large they should be allowed anywhere.
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@teoniverse @Puff_Iya I don't even like getting eaten out but I find it a red flag when a guy says he doesn't like it because the next thing they ask for is a bj and I'm not here for a guy who isn't reciprocal.
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@Phil_Lewis_ Given the rates of suicide for trans youth who don't have anyone in their corner, it's very heartwarming to see DW support his daughter against all the people who would do her harm, including her own mother. Good for him, and more importantly good for his child.
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@sleepisocialist The answer to "why does this man do this seemingly irrational thing?" is usually abuse.
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@PhdRachel My grandpa died in his mid 20s. My grandma was once telling me about him and said he used to beat her. Them said that maybe he died so she could have her freedom.
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@rhymewithocean That was more or less my parents' response to the BLM protests. They didn't participate, but they understood that some pretty deep issues had gone unaddressed for too long.
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@prettycritical @ALittleScythe That's what it is. Why can't intense joy exist separately from autism according to people on Twitter? Some people are just very joyful about a particular topic. It doesn't mean anything other than they're really into that thing.
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@PXJXB @smoke_nd_pearlz @murujUP True. But they sometimes (often?) have to treat the aftermath of unhealthy eating habits.
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@celinecelines This is what bothers me about people being so pro Harry. I believe his accusations. I'm not going to defend the RF. But he's not a hero for this. To his wife, perhaps, but not more broadly. He's mad they weren't accepted, but had they been he would have been happy keeping quiet.
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@GroundedinEarth @madison_tayt There are health codes barring dogs from grocery stores and restaurants (at least indoors) for a reason. Maybe the person whose entire personality is having a dog should stay home.
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@frazierapproves Right! People look back on it and act like it was taken too seriously and I feel like I'm living in an alternate reality. People have short memories.
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@v0idgutzz @aIlaboutmeep @Reese_eeee @Taryn98886646 @notcishet It's not clear it's a restaurant. People are just saying shit to justify having the baby there.
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@lpeter59 @AkilahObviously Nothing about that is air tight or even suggests what you're saying.
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@TheQuietStorm90 @NinoTekamachi @raphousetv2 I guess your child can return the favor when your "of age" to go into a home.
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@faulkjana I don't think I'd fully realized just the amount of sexual harassment and abuse and pedophilia Bieber put up with until someone tweeted a video of Jenny McCartney assaulting him publicly. He's far from perfect but I do feel gross about all the shit he was put through as a kid.
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@larslien @kenklippenstein They're literally doing all they can to roll back our rights right now. I think slippery slope arguments are for days past, we should go as far and hard as we possibly can because they clearly are and they keep winning.
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@LemonPineSol44 @GervinTwittiot @okayjia_ They're just as bad and can't even reach the top shelf for you. What's the point?.
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@Cherishwhite518 @dondatimes Exactly! So people believe he's doing this to be close to his children but then why move so far away in the first place?.
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@Nito_Onna_Helen Someone asked me if I was a virgin when I was a kid and I said no bc I thought it was something to do with being ultra religious.
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@carmeIodrama @kevinsamuelstv You're right. E.g. widowers remarry right away because being single is awful for them. Meanwhile my grandma told me that maybe my grandpa had died so she could have her freedom. He left her a widow at like 24 with 6 kids and she never remarried.
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@pIayinme @angeliicake @vincyagain Men are legit infuriating. The thing about not recognizing his own Tupperware he's had for years and eating the nanny's food is something I can imagine any stupid man doing.
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@NguyenH00142595 @LeMonke08939111 @chrislldn @EvilAshIsHere She was being kind and defending her husband from criticism. Maybe that's another thing he can take from her.
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@mo_zhar @Zgagulec_ @AFpost Why wouldn't most women experience that? Are most men incapable of providing love, care, and respect?.
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@dollshojo I find it interesting we never talk about the super empowered coal miners and defend mine owners. We recognize them as exploited workers deserving of protections, even if some might enjoy the work.
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@schemecracker She looks good here. In candids she does look a little—I believe the word used was—horsier.
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@andermer @iSmashFizzle Yeah exactly. Even knowing the risks many people will still choose to give birth but folks should be well informed about those risks beforehand and the fact that we're not is awful.
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@LzyArtist @TheeHusky My sister lives with her bf. They had *one* dog. Hair was everywhere. Sometimes it did get on the food. Dog loved eating off the table and counters so you had to guard it, too.
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@RibottoStudios @spillseshYT I don't see how this addresses the complete 180. He said he wasn't going to, but now is. Surely even you can understand the disconnect between what he said, and what he's doing (the opposite).
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@WNC_Wobbly @mzhangclan @Vanessa_ABee It's hilarious that people are going out of their way to ignore this very obvious interpretation and pretending like these kids are unhinged for voicing this very real thing that happens and feels gross.
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@N8Loud @fentanylbrownie @PineapplesX2004 @AnaxoSmithKline I got a 2013 focus like 6 years ago for $7,500. I know Camrys are known to last, but I still think 5k for a car that old kinda shows how expensive cars are. It wasn't even that long ago that you could get a car for 1-2k that wasn't great, but if you went to 4-6 it was decent.
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@JohnnyShirt @offbeatorbit Now that you've said it, it does seem obvious, but I would have never guessed it. I just thought he had a "unique" name.
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@33GetTropical @ChadPergram Turns out you can if it's an anti-Semite who doesn't believe in 9/11 and harasses children who survived a school shooting. Glad I could clarify that for you.
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@catacsta @javidestined @PopCrave Often times it's women in poor countries with lax regulations having the babies. A lot of people think pregnancy is nbd but it's very hard on the body and comes with a lot of risks. Paying someone to take those risks over you can feel exploitative to many.
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@SupremeShaine @AHaitianMermaid Statistically half of them are like $0 because the dude isn't paying.
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@nhoodpublicist Honestly, when I've had to deal with this I just made him re-do it in front of me and then nitpicked everything. He hated me following him around like "you forgot to pick that up"and didn't pull that shit again. You wanna learn, I'll teach you, but I'm not doing it for you.
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@shanellegenai Just a minute later "I play the lottery every day and I never win. This man is playing the Powerball with our kids!" Not bars but also really fucking funny to me.
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We've taken the "it's the man who owes you loyalty" too far. How does your FRIEND owe you nothing? How did we get to the point where we expect so little? It's not like she didn't know & he was cheating on both of you.
Let me preface this next part with: I did not hold her responsible for him cheating or his abandonment of our baby. He's a grown man who had made a promise. I didn't exchange vows with her, she owed me nothing. .
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@RendalSune @mcgee_mauve @lovettejallow But isn't it interesting that this is a tradition that doesn't seem to be shared in any other culture we've heard of? Like there are a lot of things that are shared across cultures, like taking off your shoes, etc, but not feeding people at your home? Not common.
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@TraumaSoapBoxes It's a good suggestion. We once checked into a hotel and saw there was a model train convention nearby. Anyway that became our plan for the next day. My husband was thrilled. I didn't see many women until I went to the benches in the back. It was a very bimodal crowd—6 or 60.
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@Phil_Lewis_ If you're going to do a gender reveal what's wrong with cupcakes stuffed with the answer? Also why are you having a gender reveal? Enjoy the baby shower and leave it at that. No one cares.
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@dianelyssa The thing is that they are banned, but dog people are so entitled they just ignore the rules or lie and say it's a service dog.
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@jenandtonic_rn @AngelBrittanyxo "The only moral abortion is my abortion" is all over the "pro life" circles. They'll have abortions or take their daughters for them and walk out to protest the same clinic. Abortion providers are full of those stories.
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@e_yonce @thesarahkelly Yeah, this is why I don't believe ESAs should be a thing at all. Too many people running scams.
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@buccocapital There's a place by my old place that does a double cheeseburger & fries for $7 or $8. They have outdoor dining under the train tracks and they'll even give you earplugs if you want to enjoy dining there. A few blocks away you can get double cheeseburger for like $12, fries extra.
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@alluraabyss @WrittenByHanna Just going to work was a great time for me. I worked out, went home, ate fine and had plenty of time to myself at the end of the day. It beat constantly being stressed with assignments when I was in school.
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@RaieTheFantiBae @majestikatie They tell you not to have sex right after giving birth to avoid infections while healing. I'm guessing they thought they didn't have to tell people not to give birth in a dirty ocean. .
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@mo_zhar @Zgagulec_ @AFpost Sounds like men need to get their shit together before they try to lead anyone.
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@lingerie_addict Just engaged but when the pandemic hit and my partner had to stay home I really loved it. Felt bad how much I enjoyed it given the context, but just getting a bunch of more time with him was really lovely.
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@imAaronMoore @RightWingCope @v7_mads @h3h3productions But their earnings are proportional anyway. And that doesn't change the fact that the contract is wildly generous in their favor.
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@48jaeden @SpodieDodie @CurtTigges @lemonade_grrrl TIL. I'm not up to scratch to use a cast iron anyway, but good to know should I ever need to.
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@n8combs @OffbeatLook @SomeDeepTea I feel like I need to bookmark this for the future but I'll probably just forget to check if I ever actually see a PCP again.
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@JackMFromBoca @JoelWBerry Actually, it's pretty telling that students would approach him specifically. Sounds like he made vulnerable students feel safe. That's really nice.
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@infinity6262 @runewarrior @keithboykin It's gonna blow your mind when you learn that China is not the US.
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@OscarQuinonesB @BasedByAccident Learned not to do that shit after that because it was a really terrible realization. Eventually I suggested we give him a time out so he stopped getting hit.
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@CHollydays @punished_cait "Stop leaving your fucking dildos in the common areas" is fine for people so inconsiderate they're leaving their dildos in common areas. They ought to be embarrassed.
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@hallegalle @bambiplushie AND THEN telling everyone how ~benevolent~ they are for moving there and bringing with them their USD.
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@sox_morgan @solomonmissouri The hulu app is far inferior, but it's cheap and I've noticed a lot of the old shows I used to find on Netflix have migrated to hulu. Plus it's free with my phone plan. I hardly even watch Netflix now.
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@OscarQuinonesB @BasedByAccident I used to be tasked with watching my brother and the only way I knew to "discipline" was from my parents hitting us so that's what I did and it's definitely to vent. He used to laugh but I once spanked him until he cried and I felt disgusting at the escalation. I was like 10 tho.
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@EscaflowneClown You would think an emergency dispatcher might appreciate why someone may need to whisper in a dangerous, emergency situation. .
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@davidhuntie @anthonyocampo @batwingdings And it's not just Singapore. Had an ex from Bangladesh who said if you have (I forget which) 3 or 4 maids the others will try to get rid of one so you should cap it at 2-3. He said it was cheap so everyone had one, which obviously doesn't make sense.
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@contra_cult @Phil_Lewis_ I feel bad for him. There are going to be a lot of nasty comments about his mother but he's trying to use her story to do that right thing.
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@opinonhaver Compare the price of a stamp vs what it would have cost to send a letter with ups/FedEx. You can send a postcard internationally for like a dollar through USPS. An incredible deal.
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@Chinchillazllla Teenagers exploring with each other is one thing. Adults forcing porn into every conceivable space no matter how irrelevant is definitely weird though.
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@Liv_Agar @HotGrossDog If you've ever dealt with cabbies you thought were going to assault you it would make more sense. At least with uber you get to rate each other, not just one-sided.
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@ChillChief @Baileymoon15 Lots of people are doctors who aren't physicians. The problem is they dress up as physicians. They don't go to medical school but pretend they do, essentially.
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