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People Other Than K*lie That Coulda Shown Up:
• Jordyn Woods
• Lori Harvey
• City Girls
• Saweetie
• Flo Milli
• Rico Nasty
• Teyana Taylor
• A Cucumber
• Betty White
#WAP
January: "You having an unnatural allegiance to losers is unlike you."
February: "Some of y'all don't even belong in the category."
2024 is coming in HOT😅
How old were you when you found out that Niecy Nash-Betts, Danielle Brooks and Sterling K. Brown were FAMILY??!!
I was today years old😅
The talent their bloodline has >>>>
I’ve been binging My Wife & Kids for the last few weeks while I work and I gotta keep it 100 w/you chief:
Tisha Campbell and Damon Wayans >>>>>>>>> Tisha Campbell and Martin Lawrence.
YALL NEED TO BE REAL WITH YOURSELVES.
The Soul Train is rolling in with
@kekepalmer
as our fabulous host of this year's
#SoulTrainAwards
—and you're invited!
Join us in the Hollywood Hills for a night of epic celebration and soulful vibes! It's going down SUN, Nov 26 8/7c on
@BET
!
Me: *plays Break My Soul*
My Mama: Is that that Beyoncé song? Turn it up. What she saying?
Me: You wont break my soul
My Mama: Mm. Its catchy…
A beat
My Mama: *in the most churchy voice* 🗣YOU WONT BREAK MY SOUL. Who’s soul you breaking? Not mine. Not in this house
💀😂😂
Okay can we please pause the discourse for 5 seconds to marvel in these BTS pics of Jonathan Majors on the set of Creed III😭👏🏾
Thassa Black Kang right there!!
Alright, time for my “Love a Black Woman from Infinity to Infinity” Met Gala thread of all my fave looks🧵
We’re starting off strong w/Thee one and only Michaela Coel.
Bay-beeee, IDK what’s more iconic: the jewels bouncing off her melanin, the pose, the smize, or the cornrows😍
Usher gotta start off with Hey Daddy at the Super Bowl, not gon hold you.
Imagine it’s pitch black and all of a sudden you hear—
“ I just wanna get your ATTENTIONNNNNN”😭😭😭
I’m turning up IMMEDIATELY!!
Y'all....what if Beyoncé put some free concert tix in one of those boxes?????
Can you IMAGINE? Like you thinking you just gon get the album, a cute lil shirt and a poster and then BOOM.
Floor seats to the Renaissance Tour😭👏🏾
Issa admitting that she’s unsure if she’s on the right path is real AF.
Like even with the best of planning, the reality is we’re all really just winging this shit.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t and we have to pivot. Whew..
#InsecureHBO
Oh she’s NOT PLAYING. And she hasn’t been for years.
But to hear that she almost walked away from The Color Purple(!!!!!!!)😭
They better stop playing with Taraji and Black women period.
🎥:
@sagaftraFOUND
moderated by
@angelique814
Let’s check the board, some men are mad at:
Janelle Monae
Meg Thee Stallion
Tracee Ellis Ross
And now Keke Palmer
If y’all don’t get outta women’s business and stop being the weakest link, omg.
Y’all are so misogynistic and fragile, my God
Teyana, Keke,Tia Mowry, Miss Tina, Lupita, Lori are all back on the market.
Streets finna look real fine in 2024.
Men really FUMBLED in an INCREDULOUS way this year, it’s unfathomable
Took Trader Joe’s Lobster Bisque and used it as a base for shrimp and lobster pasta🤤😋
Added some spinach, sun-dried tomatoes and Parmesan and I gotta say—10/10 would recommend!!
I hate that Alissa Ashley felt like she had to say something but Im glad she did.
One thing I love about life is that at any given moment, you can start anew and/or redirect your focus/passions/interests.
And you don’t need anyone else’s permission to do so, you can just DO IT.
Tyler Perry housing Meghan & Harry while they gained their footing back here in America is so far THEE BIGGEST plot twist of 2021.
I did NOT see that coming.
Tyler Perry??!
🗣TYLER PERRY
#OprahMeghanHarry
……all I know is y’all better keep it cute talking about Naomi Osaka and Simone Biles today.
And by cute I mean supportive and encouraging.
Keep it cute or put it on mute.
Dassit.
Having seen American Fiction several times now, I can’t but help but see the direct ties from points in his speech to exact movie points & how the film is actually a good example of what he’s conveying here + what he/the cast have been saying all awards season
I’ll explain…🧵
Rap Sh!t.
South Side.
Swagger.
Riches.
The Wonder Years.
Raising Dion.
The Get Down.
Love Is__
A Black Lady Sketch Show
Grand Crew
Truth Be Told.
I could keep going.
They all deserved more than they were given😒
Ran into my man Jonathan Majors in passing at ABFF Honors tonight
Me: Hey Jonathan, good to see u again
JM: *stops, stares, grabs my hand* Hey darlin’
JM: *it suddenly clicks, eyes light up* HEYYY! You good? You need anything?
Me: *giggles* No, Im good
Yall I lubb him, omg🥹
Like forreal.
Ronreaco Lee was THAT boyfriend. I had crushes on young Merlin Santana and young Cress Williams (IYKYK)
But I used to think Tyreke was the best boyfriend on the planet. I was so happy for Tia but it should’ve been ME😅💛
OH YES MISS MAMAS😍
Baby this is Keke Palmer and THIS is how you give va-va voom with the hair, the waist, the décolletage.
And the tweed texture. EXQUISITE.
Also, can we talk about the face card??!
#MetGala2023
May I also present to you, Miss Anok Yai.
Once again—she’s taking it👏🏾 As she does every year, but this year especially because DO YOU SEE HER?!
Ethereal goddess at its finest😍
Speaking of ethereal, let’s give it up for OUR ARIEL: Halle Bailey.
She’s giving Old Hollywood Glamour a run for its money, hunny and looking like a literal Angel floating on clouds.
Who is doing it better??! I’ll wait.
We all wanna be part of her world😍🤍
Kendrick having a pop up show on Juneteenth in LA is EXACTLY what we need to kick off summer right.
Y'all boutta hear a crowd screaming "THEY NOT LIKE US" all the way from THE MOON👏🏾😅
“Then they tell me we dont translate overseas. Im tired of hearing that my entire career, 20+ years in the game
And I hear the same thing. And I see what you do for another production but when it’s time for us—you dont have any money
They play in your face”
WAKE IT UP TARAJI🗣️
SHARP. PRECISE. SILHOUETTES. Cheek bones OUTTA THIS WORLD. When does Teyana Taylor not slay?!
I love, love, a tweed moment. Whew hunny—DEW KNOT PLAY WITH PETUNIA😍👏🏾
#MetGala
What a wonderful week in Black History:
-Viola Davis becomes an EGOT
-Beyoncé becomes the most Grammy winningest artist of all time
-And now LeBron James breaks Kareem Abdul-Jabar’s record to become the NBA’s all-time leading scorer 👏🏾✊🏾
People saying women should learn how to spot early signs of abuse/abusive behaviors in men (like they can’t/don’t camouflage their true intent VERY WELL but okay🙄)…
But also—and hear me out—maybe, just maybe:
Men just SHOULDNT BE ABUSERS??!
Next we have Quinta “Never Seen A Carpet She Didnt Slay” Brunson.
She’s giving every bit of “You see It. Ion Have to Say It” realness. 10s across the board.
And that hair?? ELITE.
When Cardi B steps—she STEPS. Her fashion game legit needs to be studied at this point bc she rarely misses.
That’s how you do it😍👏🏾 Those flower details in the skirt and the bump on the hair give me LIFEEEE!!
One thing Janelle Monáe is good for is giving us A MOMENT and once again—she DELIVERDT.
The homage is extra and on-point. She does it like no other👏🏾
#MetGala2023
Between this, Get It Sexxy, that new Doechii/JT (Alter Ego), Cardi’s Enough, Saweetie’s Richtivities—the summer is going to be FAN-F**KING TASTIC for the girlies/gworlies👏🏾
Pls Remember:
SHAUN KING IS A FRAUD, STOP GIVING HIM MONEY
SHAUN KING IS A FRAUD, STOP GIVING HIM MONEY
SHAUN KING IS A FRAUD, STOP GIVING HIM MONEY
SHAUN KING IS A FRAUD, STOP GIVING HIM MONEY
SHAUN KING IS A FRAUD, STOP GIVING HIM MONEY
SHAUN KING IS A FRAUD, STOP GIV—
Still waiting to see a full pic but we gon head and add Miss Caresha to this because the WAY SHE ATE😍
I have no notes. Like wowowowow, she ain’t have to do it to’em like dis
#MetGala
Her foot is on the GAS!!
At the height of her being Cookie Lyon, she should’ve had a clothing line deal, a brand deal for actual cookies etc.
The fact that her old team had nothing set up immediately after??? Whew….
No Black women at all for Best Actress
-No Viola
-No Danielle Deadwyler
No Best Directing nod for Ryan Coogler or Gina Prince-Bythewood either😒
#Oscars2023
The last 3 recent music video choreography that’s been stuck in my head:
Up-Cardi B
Wild Side-Normani
Now, On My Mama-Victoria Monet
Wanna know what they all have in common??
SEAN MF’N BANKHEAD🔥👏🏾
Dominique Fishback talks the audience’s reaction to Swarm🐝
She’s nominated for tonight for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Limited/Anthology Series or Movie
#Emmys
🎥:
@TheRoot
*Clears throat*
Just ahead of tonight’s episode of
#AbbottElementary
, I got the chance to talk with Tyler James Williams aka “Substitute Greg” about his new role and what we can expect as the season goes on!!
Tap in 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
“When you play, that’s God in that organ.
When you sang, that’s God in yo throat.
When you write, that’s God in that pen.
That...that’s ANNOINTING.”
A WORD CHILE.
#TheClarkSisters
Harry: I”’m so proud of us. I’m so proud of my wife. We did what we had to do.”
Meghan: This is really just the beginning in way. Greater than any fairytale you’ve ever read.
I KNOW THATS RIGHT
#OprahMeghanHarry
Jon B: “Give it up to my man Donnell Jones”
My brain:
Don’t say it.
Don’t say it.
Don’t say it.
Don’t say it.
Don’t say it.
Don’t say it.
Don’t say it.
Don’t say it.
Don’t say it.
Me: 🗣”SWEEEEDO-DEEDOO-DEEEDOP-DEE DEE I DONT MEAN TO HURT YA BABYYYY”
#SoulTrainAwards
These split screen shots are just *chefs kiss*
That juxtaposition of the each parents roles/responsibility.
Lawrence popping bottles while Condola cleaning baby bottles. Smh
Whew chile.
#InsecureHBO