Refurbished Hoochie
@TheeHusky
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Classmate: I got 6 kids and 6 dogs . Me (not muted): I know it smells crazy in there.
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When you came for sex and find out it’s a forex meeting 😩.
Fuck sex can I lay with you & put a plan in motion so we can get a bigger bag.
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When she hit that backflip, that’s when I would’ve called my momma to come get me. I ain’t come here to get served like this 😂.
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Ran into the other dog on my floor. She a big ole pit Bull. Her owner (kind of dorky whi guy) was like “Trina, cmon”. I was like aww your dogs name is Trina? That’s my name”. Why he was like “Y’all the baddest bitch” I CACKLED 😂😂😂😂.
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It’s “why they got that baby out here with nothing on they arms?” weather.
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“one marijuana, please my homeboy”.
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Bruh. Since January. NIGGAS HAVE BEEN IN MOURNING SINCE JANUARY!!!!.
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You giving me Dave Chappelle in Undercover Brother.
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Eartha been gone to glory, boo.
Saw Eartha Kitt was trending and I’m so relieved that it’s because she slapped Jackee and not that she died
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Miami Heat Damage.
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Naw. Y'all just going to have to cancel Jeopardy. We won't watch without Alex Trebek.
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*15 years later*. " I just think its funny how. " . - Ja Rule.
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Ways ole girl fucked up:. 1. Just "talking" to a nigga for a year .2. Associating with a nigga named Melvin after 1970.3. Talking to a grown ass man that wears colored contacts in 2018.
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We love an All Purpose King!.
Guys he bought me flours 🥹.
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Bey and Jay came to see Meg and then they leaving 😂😂😂.
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Nicki talking bout Tyga hairline doctor, ain’t that a HIPAA violation?.
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There’s a CAWK in them greens.
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You wore this the first time you performed on ComicView?.
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Them swaggerless dance moves. I don't want that in my wedding videos.
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Too damn.
How old is Larsa really?.
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Draymond Green is what morning breath would look like if it was a person.
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Tommy was my first real understanding of discretion. You don't need to know where I work. Just know I got a job, dawg!.
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Would ask her what she saw in him that she didn't see in me?.
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Don’t nobody need to hear this.
i don’t know who needs to hear this but you do not need something sweet after every meal.
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Them beauty supply store turbans wasn't a sign either?.
I’m surprised y’all just now finding out Nick Cannon a hotep honestly. He’s been saying ankh right shit 😂.
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I want a romantic night of fried fish, brown liquor and late 80s early 90s r&b! . Kissing in the mouth is mandatory!.
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