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Neegúrville, USA
Joined June 2010
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@Blike_Dante
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I’m sorry a WHOMST?
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8 years
Do you know what to do if you're bitten by a tarantula hawk wasp?
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Dmx rapped a whole verse just using names. Legend.
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Girl fuck her and you.
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I’ve never seen more compelling evidence as to why we need to ban AI.
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Mela Yela
6 months
Kamala Brown - “Democratic Party”.
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“Y’all on your own” -the United States government.
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My nigga Mike stopped moving and everything. They really played in his face with these white folks 😂
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“Bitch ain’t this Y’ALL job???” -gofundme to the government.
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9 months
Have a WHAT time?!?!
@theatomreview
Atom
9 months
#TheGarfieldMovie REVIEW: Delightful & charming! Filled to the brim with satire fun. Chris Pratt truly honors the legacy. You’ll roar with laughter & have a puss-pounding good time. Not just another cartoon, it’s the best Garfield movie ever! A fitting end setting up what’s next.
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Friendly reminder
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5 years
Girl fuck you.
@GameOfThrones
Game of Thrones
5 years
Winter is coming.
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3 years
I’m screaming. We can’t get no Covid money, no stimmys, no rent control/relief, healthcare, nothing but both parties making money appear out of nowhere, signing EMERGENCY LEGISLATION to give boat loads of money to another country. 😂😭.
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They be using George Floyd and Breonna Taylor in these political ads for candidates who support the police and that shit irks my spirit.
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PSA
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But do you have an LLC?.
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Steph Not Curry
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I got a chicken sandwich, a passport, and 800 credit score.
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Please leave us alone.
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Please leave us alone.
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Them choosing to be liars is not my business.
@MissNizi
Nizi Rozay ✨
6 years
Do y’all care if someone calls you ugly?.
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This is anti black.
@d_weezy
Victor Newman II
5 years
The light above the stove is not meant to be a nightlight.
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Calling Chris Brown cocaine bear is one of the most on-point insults I’ve ever seen.
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4 years
Trey Songz got way too many allegations about him and his behavior to be taken lightly. That’s why it was so weird when y’all got mad that folks were raising an eyebrow at HIM for being that old, with SEVERAL allegations, hanging around Megan and Jordyn like that.
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I want her to leave us alone.
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5 years
Who Else Agrees? Apryl Jones Says She Will “Always Be Single”…Even When She’s In A Relationship! (Photo: Splash News)
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This is absolutely revelant regardless of the context.
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Just being black > performing what you think blackness is.
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I’m really convinced niggas didn’t watch the same movie I did cuz Killmonger wasn’t bout none of the “pro black” shit y’all project on him. Everything he did was for self gain, EVERYTHING 😂.
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10 months
Niggas is dying who ain’t never died before.
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1 year
I remember folks being so nasty to her when she said politicians use her for a photo op without actually doing shit.
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5 years
I used to say Takeoff was the least problematic Migos and well. niggas never fail to make you regret your words.
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8 years
Never forget Prince's face when Trey Songz did Purple Rain in front of him
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5 years
“I know you fucking lying” -the animals when the first roach flew onto the Ark.
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Y’all ever think the other animals were pissed when Noah let roaches on?.
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1 year
Found it. All these layoffs recently remind me of this. They’re actively, with government support, making folks lives hell because they can and want to because how dare these peasants demand livable wages, happiness and prosperity.
@kenklippenstein
Ken Klippenstein
1 year
Property developer and CEO Tim Gurner: "We need to see unemployment rise. Unemployment has to jump 40, 50 percent in my view. We need to see pain in the economy. We need to remind people that they work for the employer, not the other way around."
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@chaclobro
ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢɢᴀ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ
3 years
What’s your favorite tweet that you’ve tweeted out there. Your personal favorite.
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Rent being due for black people during black history is peak racism.
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As a southern country nigga, I didn’t know black folks hated chocolate cake and ice cream until Twitter tbh. Idk y’all might be the feds.
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7 years
Kelly Roland fine as the print on a bad boy contract.
@sanitythief
Wiggle Melon
7 years
Kelly Rowland doesn’t get enough recognition by the Black don’t crack delegation.
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6 years
Mercury is in box braids.
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I want Tristan to apologize to us for not leaving us alone.
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6 months
You called it @Dragkonias
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@Roots_Action
RootsAction
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DISGUSTING! Netanyahu is currently getting a standing ovation during his address to congress. Proudly welcoming and applauding a war criminal. They’re all complicit.
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Please leave us alone.
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2 years
He will never see heaven for this
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A nigga named Nayvadius said he hates “ghetto bitches”. A nigga named Nayvadius. Nay. Va. Di. Us.
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Niggas listening to a startled honey bun for news. Worst black history month ever.
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Y’all: Glad my state isn’t racist like the south. Y’all states:
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They literally fight fire.
@New_D_Kosher
I LOOK LIKE HANK HILL NAKED
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Firefighters thinking they’re heroes is weird to me.
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I hope y’all treat the Popeyes employees better this time around.
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Women were really on TV trying to win the affection of Flavor Flav. Like that happened in our time.
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No Hands had the functions in a chokehold for quite some time.
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“Do girls still like nice guys?” -a nigga who isn’t nice.
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But let the state tell it Israel is the “victim” and has a right to defend itself from “terrorists”.
@Debonair_David
Change the World
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So Israel assassinated the Hamas leader who was negotiating a ceasefire?
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2 years
Can we not talk.
@thatgrapejuice
ThatGrapeJuice (Sam)
2 years
Tevin Campbell Agrees Usher is the “King of R&B,” But Believes We Shouldn’t Forget R. Kelly
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Yep. Only got off on some technical shit and the judge being a fan.
@MickYourDad
Michael Mouse ☭ Free Palestine 🇵🇸 🇨🇩🇸🇩 🇭🇹
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Didn't D*rrick R*se facilitate a gang r*pe?.
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Ari and Snoop bonded over misogyny just for Snoop to reciprocate that misogyny towards her. UH82CIT.
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Summer Walker makes music for straight women who don’t really wanna deal with niggas but need dick.
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Being too much for these niggas and three much for these hoes.
@jusLikeMike911
tHE.lAST🔝
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What is black math?.
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First of all dj akademiks look like a startled honey bun.
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Hov said capitalist a slur they came up with to hate on niggas making money 😂😭. I’m crying.
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I finally found it. A tiger don’t change it’s stripes.
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"GIRL!" -Destiny's Child
@thejasminebrand
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EXCLUSIVE: T.I. & Tiny Call Off Divorce, Singer Moves Back In w/ Rapper
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Tyler Perry had Cicely Tyson walking up that hill in family reunion to yell at the youth for no reason 😂😭.
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Them commercials that be “thanking” essential workers be propaganda.
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Literally saw in real time delta’s ceo ask the cdc and this administration to change guidelines because he thought his profits MIGHT take a hit and they did that shit. Don’t tell me these people care about science or our safety dawg.
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Black women in big hoop earrings >>>>>.
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Lord please free my people from the shackles of doctor sebi.
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4 years
Latto out here wanting to be part of the Third Reich.
@Latto
BIG MAMA
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Bruh I just want golden skin, hazel eyes and healthy blonde hair.
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3 years
The “nobody wants to work” propaganda is definitely working on some people. I tried having a conversation with someone the other day who was ten toes down that people are “lazy” nowadays not even considering companies aren’t paying livable wages and all other types of fuck shit.
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All that soft life, luxury, divine femininity shit etc has just been folks remixing and repackaging patriarchy and capitalism. And it’s not lost on me that it’s being pushed heavily in a time where people are suffering more than ever because of capitalism.
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Companies thanking you for paying bills is gas lighting.
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6 years
Strokes of affirmation if you will.
@NoSwaggT
Charle
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telling shorty how great she is and how good she look while ya fuckin >>>.
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My former coworker had two back to back strokes after telling me, unprovoked, that she threw hot water on stray cats.
@ConsciousFilth
Sensei Titty Chop
7 months
What's the wildest situation that happened at your place of employment?.
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Busta and Missy had the creative videos on lock. Luda a close third.
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T.I. and Tiny probably won’t see a day in prison for any of this because we know this system hardly punishes those who abuse women but their public image is tarnished, at least to people with sense, because Shekinah quite literally confirmed everything is true like an idiot.
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Y’all went from “hold them accountable” to “all politicians lie, so what” in record speed.
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@SamsungMobileUS
Samsung Mobile US
5 years
Buckle up, 5G is here. With the Galaxy S20 5G, you can stream your favorite live events even faster.
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6 years
Queen Naija makes music for women who don’t fuck with “females”.
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I beg your nigger ass pardon?.
@TMZ
TMZ
6 years
YNW Melly Rode Around With Dead Bodies in Car and Faked Drive-By, Cops Say
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A woman with big breasts: . Nobody: . Not a soul: . Not Nae Nae and dem’:. A nigga with a family: You gon get me in trouble looking like that girl.
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“You know I like my butts how I like my earth baby.”
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I hate that this brilliance was & is being wasted on an unserious & fed owned opp as the breakfast club & bozos like Charlemagne because he is 100% correct. I guess gotta meet people where & how they can get the message but man can it be any other platform 😩🤦🏿‍♂️.
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“Thoughts?” -a nigga who ain’t thinking.
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T.I. bout to say black business is sacred like Wakanda and it shant be desecrated by scandalous gyrating.
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4 years
Trump leaving is gonna test a lot of folks politics. It’s gonna reveal very fast who is against oppression and who is just against him.
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5 years
I think hoteps are predators honestly. They prey on a lot of black folks desire to know more about our history and culture before European colonization to just say nonsense and harmful bullishit.
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The “men are trash” vs “women are trash” argument is similar to the “can black ppl be racist” thing. One group being trash is rooted in systemic power and discrimination whereas the other being trash, while problematic, doesn’t hold the same weight because power dynamics etc.
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Nobody:. Chris Brown:.
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This will never not be funny
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Shekinah saying that the woman used to recruit girls with Clifford and Tiny, SO YOU AGREE THAT THERE’S TRUTH TO THE ALLEGATIONS
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“One durag, one sound” -Jagged edge before recording.
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2 years
We got about an hour or two to get these jokes off before the 48 laws of power niggas rush to defend they rap dad 😂.
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Prayers for a speedy recovery to him and a fuck you to y’all cousins who act like queer black people cant and don’t experience racism and homophobia at the same time.
@thatgrapejuice
ThatGrapeJuice (Sam)
6 years
'Empire' Star Jussie Smollett Hospitalized After Homophobic Hate Attack 
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Tyler Perry because how the fuck did Taraji get on that boat.
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As an Arya stan in the moment I was losing my shit at her killing the Night King. That was a dope ass moment especially for one of my favorite characters but that shit made no sense narratively. We were grasping for straws to try and make that shit make sense 😭.
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The north remembers lol I’m a full time Drake hater but yeah. It’s funny for having real hate back in rap niggas getting busy on the bars but in terms of any kind of actual moral high ground…both them niggas terrible. As a great philosopher once said “let them hoes fight” 😂.
@thefathippy_
january’s very own ✨
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Don’t wanna hear shit from Kendrick about predators when he threw a fit cuz r Kelly music was taken off Spotify.
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Carried them crackas on his back.
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Class division is why a lot of skin folk ain’t kinfolk.
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Everything he’s doing is calculated to antagonize Megan.
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Ella Mai makes music for people trying to find their soul mate at 24.
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"Y'alls stop being mean to this here white gal ya hear? Or no degrees fors ya!" -Bethune-Cookman's president
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I know the same nigga who beat a baby out of a woman didn’t say this. I just KNOW he didn’t.
@Mr_Fabo_
Axel Foley
5 years
Dear Black Women,. “Stop using idiots to define us Black Men.” . - @JoeBudden . One of the realest statements.
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“I COULDA HAD A BAD BITCH but instead I have you.” -men on social media lately showing “love” for their partners.
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@xoxo_taj_BOSS
taj 🫧
2 years
Who y’all want to see a Tiny Desk from?.
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4 years
Noname (and others who have come before her, the ancestors y’all don’t talk about) said this very same thing and y’all called her everything but a child of God. I also hate that he’s saying this because the message is sound but the messenger is absolute trash and hypocritical.
@Ace_Brav
Ace Brav 🐐
4 years
just gonna leave this here.
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