I AINT GOT NO TAIL GURL!!!
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★ afrikan-robbinite. inventor of the hypoghettical. king of the non sequitur. he/they/don’t matter
robbins🚀chicago
Joined June 2010
i am so tired of seeing yall walk lmfaoooo.
Ready to head into a new week and deliver for the American people.
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this the white version of that james brown picture lmfao.
When it’s 3am and that one hot dog has been rolling at the gas station all day…
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i keep seeing this woman against my will.
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becoming a billionaire lowkey requires world hunger.
If you were a billionaire would you help end world hunger?.
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i wasn’t ready for the last 5 seconds of this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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dj khaled’s albums are money laundering fronts.
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europe’s whole schtick is “at least we’re not american” while being 100% responsible for the concept of america 😭.
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aht aht not so fast
The Israeli bombing of a refugee camp inside a designated safe zone is horrific. Israel has a duty to protect innocent civilians and Palestinians seeking shelter in Rafah have nowhere safe to go. Netanyahu’s assault of Rafah must stop. We need an immediate cease-fire.
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man the way that island is filled to the brim with buildings is so jarring.
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biggest finesse ever was separating dental care from basic medical care.
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when they got rejected as soon as they got off the bus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
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I’m proposing $2,000 monthly payments throughout the pandemic and for 3 months after, because rent and bills are still due during this crisis and people are going hungry. It’s that basic.
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white people identify with the thieves, not the producers.
Why are bottles of honey always shaped like bears and not the insect that produces it? 🤔.
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this is how the democrats use black people 😭.
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i’ll never tell anyone they’re asking too much from this government, idk what y’all be on 😭.
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nicki minaj hates people’s babies like a disney villain lmfao.
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“go lay down” is really THE remedy for damn near everything, big mama nem was onto something with that one fr.
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They’re gonna ban teachers from making content in schools.
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watch out, here comes fred flintstone.
y’all really don’t be bowling well and that’s hilarious to me.
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black people having a local jig for every region >>>>>>.
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@bigsnugga i follow dude too, he be letting them ask whatever just so he can call them yellow back 😭😭😭.
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there’s only exploited labor, there’s no unskilled labor.
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no one:. carl thomas:.
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nipsey and jay-z being on this is hilarious 😂 fred considered black capitalists opps.
Tracklist for "Judas and the Black Messiah" soundtrack unveiled. The lineup includes a JAY-Z and Nipsey Hussle collaboration titled "What It Feels Like" 👀. The biographical drama details the betrayal of Fred Hampton, chairman of the Black Panther Party in the late 1960s
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don’t want nobody 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾 .NEXT TO ME.
How you throwing hands to "Window Seat" man 😭.
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yes that’s his coat i assume.
Wait, is Bernie is wearing the same jacket from his meme at the inauguration?
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he really looked in the mirror that day and said “i like this”.
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more bodies behind that logo than the bloods and crips.
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nothing to see here…. just one of the most legendary music producers laundering the reputation of a military tech robber baron freak.
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oh that means that shit definitely came from europe or the states 😂.
The classified report found that no one really knows how the COVID-19 pandemic started
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the golden rule of comedy is not blaming the audience when a joke doesn’t land.
I forgot the golden rule of social media: Instagram is for jokes and Twitter is a humorless void. That’s on me. You hate to see it.
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when bia bia came on at a party in 2000
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i honestly don’t care if people are tired of hearing about ADHD, i be tired of having it 😂.
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lmfao why you start the tweet like this.
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nah public schools definitely groom you for shift work 😂.
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Every retweet this gets I will pet my dog and tell her she's a good girl.
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cancel student debt.
I see nothing has changed since 2021 lol.
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cause she part black.
H.E.R. is nominated for 5 Grammys, including "Album of the Year"! If she wins, that would be 2 Filipino Americans winning Album of the Year 2 years in a row (Bruno Mars in '18)! Why isn't Asian Twitter blowing up & hyping this up like they do East Asians? #ForgottenAsianAmericans
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i can’t believe y’all enjoyed high school this much 😭.
After u graduate from high school there really ain’t nothing else to do but die.
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am i high or do they look like jay versace?
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that nigga died on cinco de mayo on top of a latina.
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when rich folk want more money, not a fucking peep comes out of you niggas smelly mouths. as soon as a working class person demands a high pay rate, here come you bitch ass niggas nitpicking.
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any salt and vinegar chip slander is antiblack.
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who you tellin
I love a restaurant that has a mean Caesar salad 😋.
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the fact that some of y’all think kamala will do something different 🥴.
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i still feel like getting rid of pay phones was unnecessary.
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throw biden ass in jail too so we can figure this shit out.
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make that shit go BRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRD in the bootyhoe.
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legend.
Rich Homie Quan fought a security guard at LIV then escaped on a speedboat: http://t.co/zcfvLGDEfs
http://t.co/DYdBQmquQh.
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when life was pure.
Natalie Portman and Soulja Boy on TRL in 2007. Simpler times.
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whole country tbh.
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they ass said it doubles as a susan b anthony 😭.
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they had electricity and photography, this was yesterday.
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she look like spongebob when he visit sandy's house the 1st time
Youngest Kennedy sister Jean recalls hysterical advice from Muhammad Ali that she forgot to put in memoir
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minimum wage earners work harder than everyone 😂.
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y’all niggas woulda told malcolm x to work on his delivery, i know it lol.
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mariah carey and krayzie bone didn’t do breakdown for this sort of disrespect.
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lemme tell you young niggas somethin, y’all got that darkness shit from us.
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obama when he sees a progressive movement bubbling up
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covid looking at trump’s immune system
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man everyone was on fire in 2020, andrew cardwell and rolling ray was giving crackas and pigs hell all summer.
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raising your black kid around black people is a must.
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black people talk to animals like a random nigga off the block. i’m black people.
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everyone oprah aligns with ends up being one of the worst humans on the planet.
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everybody off the ozempic and getting veneers looking like a bunch of nutcrackers.
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so jeff bezos depends on food stamps to stay rich is what i’m reading.
Billionaire Bezos' Amazon warehouse employees depend on food stamps in 9 states | Fox Business
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when the vending machine won't take my dollar
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breast milk is such a crazy concept. giving birth to live humans is a crazy concept. life itself. like wtf is this shit lmfao.
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dave chappelle honestly isn’t as smart as people try to make him out to be 😂.
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i’m glad someone is doing the counting.
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y’all clowning but this raw as hell.
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by the age i am now, my parents had three kids
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wifi and praying to allah is all you need in the crib anyway.
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corny is freedom, musty is a prison.
Would you rather be labeled as corny or musty? 🤣🤣.
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no meatballs at the baby shower? no thanks.
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