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PA Black writer by way of Mississippi and GA. Fat Black woman she/her. March 27th Aries Supreme
In the Black Pool of Genius.
Joined December 2008
That reminds me. There should be more male leads in glasses. Give me sexy nerds.
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She said "you and Jesus are going to see this shape" and honestly I respect it π.
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I'm sorry, but the way the nephew is walking like he is on his way to a battle that was already won is so funny.
When Henry Cavill had to prove to his nephews teachers that his Uncle was in fact Superman.
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The person who decided that Microsoft Office would be a subscription is going to such a deep part of hell that the devil only yells down there.
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He has a PhD in Men's Business.
This guy using the ladder like a natural extension of his body. [πΉ Michael Eder / da.wuide.michi].
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All those predators in that building and Will Smith smacking another grown man has you shook to the knees. Girl, stand up.
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I hate to quote Not Dr. Umar, but when he said, "if you're telling me that black girls were calling you ugly, you can't get me to believe that white girls were calling you beautiful". he ate a little.
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The trick is you have to do it Monday or Friday so no one can be sure when the braids were put in. π.
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Bridgerton S3 is going to have a ballroom dance to this lol.
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Meghan McCain's whole life is a legacy admission.
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After everything, Samantha was the one with the best man. She dumped him in the end, but she honestly had the best man out of all the men on that show. Smith Jerrod >>>>
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That "Dindu Nuffin" is some rare and obscure racism. Doja was doing secret handshake racism. GIRL.
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I respect Janet Jackson stans for never, ever taking their feet off Timberlake. He could be in a picture holding a baby and they'll comment under the pic "tell the baby to apologize to Janet Jackson since you're too trifling to do it."
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If I see "Americans could NEVER" as it relates to style and culture, I always assume they mean white Americans because guaranteed Black people already did it.
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Love to all the mothers who are only allowed to bring plates and ice to family events. You matter. Your chicken doesn't, but you do!
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Janet Jackson can win a Verzus without leaving the 90s.
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Seinfeld was more uncomfortable than Chris Rock was. What an embarrassing display
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Oprah started talking about making black eyed peas and cornbread with Stedman and the glint in her eye made me think of who I could be in thirty years. That woman was SO content with her man and her cornbread. Me π
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I always say that politicians are just evil theater kids. They didn't make it on stage so now we have to be suffer.
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This is how all those white women pretended to be surprised in 2016.
Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers 'agree to disagree' about politics: report
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She looks like she just released the best dance track of 1983.
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Y'all aren't going to hold Biden accountable. Let's be serious. Y'all said bombings were bad until Obama was bombing. You said deportations were bad until Obama was doing them and still won't admit people have valid issues with the Clintons. Put a 'D' by a name and thassit.
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If I was Jordan Peele, I'd have a burner account to post wild theory on myself. "Did you see the placement of the sun in the trailer? It signified the dawning of the Black age. I KNOW it." - Me stirring the promotional pot
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It doesn't matter how often men say this, it'll never be true π€£
currently rewatching βsex and the cityβ and steve was probably the best boyfriend/husband out of the main four characters relationships.
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Mrs. Rosa Parks was minding her business and at her Heavenly rest and here comes Shameik
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"I don't have a racist bone in my body!". The bones:
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"Kids don't hold grudges" is a lie. Grownups just guilt them into not showing their anger. Actually, grownups guilt each other into not showing grudges, too.
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They're having a BALL while you wish death on Palestinians and deportation on people who can't even vote. It would be hilarious if it wasn't horrifying and pathetic.
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We all know that Big would not have shaved his head. He would have paid all the health costs, but he wouldn't have been there like Smith. Steve was useless. Harry didn't have hair, but he probably would have been a good partner.
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I do not mean any harm but look at Usher. Remember that video about how a Chrysler 300 looks like a Rolls-Royce until a Rolls-Royce pulls up? That's the situation. Usher is the Rolls-Royce. The fluidity of his movements and everything π.
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While we give tribute to the memory of Motha Aretha Franklin, I want to take a moment to honor the memory of her sister, Ms. Carolyn Franklin. We don't get "Ain't No Way" without her.
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I want Rihanna and Lupita to ride off into the sunset with ALL the money
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A baby father talking about being "conservative and traditional." If you are a baby father and not a husband, you are not that conservative and you're not that traditional.
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Cheap men are worse than broke men and they occur in every tax bracket.
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Rick Fox is generationally fine. He's a lust that you inherit like a cast iron skillet.
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@BellaJoyAgain I know he put that Superman shirt on like he was about to be MVP of a championship game. He was READY π€£π€£π€£
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You shouldn't be able to just quietly walk back calling African people liars during Black History Month. You should have to write an apology for that.
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I just don't understand why people don't realize that at the end of the day they're making domestic violence jokes. Whether you think she's lying or not, the way that people are discussing this trial is absolutely disgusting. They are talking about it like it's stan wars.
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People wronged Monique and she was right to talk about it. She wronged her son and he's right to talk about it. It's not complicated.
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I'm not taking Chris Rock seriously when it comes to race discussions ever again. Not after that. He didn't apply his backbone before leaving his dressing room.
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The United States is an empire and we affect the whole globe. So it's no problem for people who are outside of America to talk about our politics since our government likes to actually change their governments. It's peak American not to recognize that.
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Me rolling into my attorney's office to discuss compensation for my injuries from Nicki and Cardi's fisticuffs
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Jill Scott is a beauty beauty. That woman looks like the sun so I know denying her attractiveness is ridiculous
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When the Nepo baby is as talented as their family. Alex Isley. Willow. Tracee Ellis Ross. Whitney.
Whatβs an example of nepotism that youβre actually a fan of?.
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Politicians are ghouls. If you don't understand that then you don't understand anything.
Joe Biden, 1994: βIf Haiti quietly sunk into the ocean, it wouldnt matter a whole lotβ¦.β
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Her high paying job and respect. My mother would have fainted on the ground if I lost my job behind a man.
Amy Robach says thereβs βbeen a price to payβ for choosing love with T.J. Holmes
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Fatphobia kills. It really does. The doctor assumed her issue was weight, but it was cancer. I'm sending her all positive thoughts and prayers.
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Women who defend homophobes are fools because if homophobia is present guaranteed misogyny is too. You're on the menu too, fool.
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It was William or Phillip. I'd bet my favorite cake pan.
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It doesn't even feel good to be right about politicians because it means that you're right about more people being harmed or ignored by them.
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Now, I KNOW y'all aren't talking
Today we honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s message of hope, justice and equality.
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If I woke up in Niecy Nash's body, I'd buy every sheer thing they sell. Sheer everything. I'd figure out how to make my wig sheer. I don't even know what that means, but I'd do it πππ.
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Homophobia kills. It's not just "oh, I'm just uncomfortable." It's hate that denies the humanity of LGBT people. And, it kills.
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I'm supposed to believe the cops got stirred up by THIS man and it wasn't rooted in Bull Connor racism? This man looks like his free time is spent organizing his sweaters by thread type and listening to jazz
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Nancy Wilson's cover of "As Time Goes By" is the definitive one for me RIP
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Happy Gladys Knight Day to all who celebrate
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I'll never understand why Trevante has not been in a romcom. If I was going to understand someone randomly falling over air in front of anyone it would be him.
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"I don't read POC because I can't relate to characters so different from me. ". Darling, you're not rich British aristocracy either, but you have a bunch of Regency historicals with those characters in your reading history. Let's relax.
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Them naming that restaurant that knowing they aren't Black is diabolical.
βKinfolk,β the new Southern restaurant in DC, is NOT Black owned. Tell your friends.
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I'm not being shady at all but this is the grin that customer service sees right before somebody has to go for the manager. This lady is infuriated π€£π€£π€£.
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Amber didn't shame Kylie. She came for Tyga, the grown man dating a high school student who can't even vote yet.
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Country girls can be trusted with a note. Not the vote, but definitely notes.
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Swedish people are still fighting for their lives over this dinner conversation and losing π€£.
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Law must have been in there with a ruler and a storyboard because this is their first good cover in a long time.
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I say this all the time, BUT R&B Is the superior genre and Jazmine Sullivan is a great example of it at its best.
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@BellaJoyAgain She's shameless. She ALMOST got banned from being able to buy houses near elementary schools. She was really close to a registry and I still think she should be on it. If ANYONE just needs to face front.
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Rappers don't even have the moral fiber to stop their non-black friends from saying the n-word so they can really hush about how rough and ready they'd be if they were enslaved.
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My heart when I see a little Black girl with little afro puffs
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"We're not going to believe African people until a white man verifies" is what they were saying while thinking that they were being so smart. All this during Black History Month.
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I always say it's this one. The lyrics and her interpretation are both so gorgeous
tell me the most gorgeous song youβve ever heard.
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Church men are the same throughout the world π€£.
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Matt Bomer and Jonathan Bailey were amazing. There are so many things to take from their performances that have nothing to do with their chemistry, but I want to say that the chemistry was PhD level #FellowTravelers
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I bet Colin Kaepernick used the black fist pick. That's the only way you get that kind of lush afro
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The fact that I'm just grateful that none of the kids in #McKinney are dead says all that needs to be said about policing in America.
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Well, now she knows how Jessica Williams felt.
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History says this IS America. Until you can be honest about it nothing will change
This is evil. This is un-American. We can't let this stand as normal.
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Steve Harvey is at the point where he doesn't have to tap dance anymore. At any given time of the day his face is on someone's television station. He's putting on tap shoes because he wants to.
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Remember y'all pretended Cuomo was sexy? Really acted like a man who looks like the neighborhood injury lawyer had your nether regions hot and bothered. Now, look.
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@PopeSnogginheim So when the Ukrainian people started evacuating African people started sharing racist experiences they were having. Some started saying they were being bought by Putin or that Putin was amplifying it. Now the white man is reporting it and they're walking it back.
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@Kierryk345 Cornmeal, fish grease, and pink inside. The chicken didn't die for that kind of abuse π.
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She's going to do a Feinstein and hold on to this until the grim reaper literally puts his hand on her shoulder. This is egregious. How much insider trading does she need? That fridge should be paid off by now.
NANCY PELOSI FILES TO RUN FOR REELECTION IN 2026 β FEC.
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So many people love the Angela Basset moment in the throne room after Shuri was kidnapped and I do too, but my favorite is the beginning when she's telling off the UN. I have watched that so many times that if it was on DVD, it would skip. #WakandaForever
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Good, but Black British people on here say you need to pick up a broom and sweep your own porch too.
I was appalled by the death of George Floyd and welcome this verdict. My thoughts tonight are with George Floydβs family and friends.
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@jbrous41 "Ya heard" is so old. I'm laughing so hard at the AARP in that statement. I have an old spirit, but she beat me π€£π€£π€£.
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@MichelleLiTV You don't have to explain yourself. If you'd given a dumpling recipe live on air, you'd still be right. You didn't do anything wrong and that lady can go right to Hell. You can't say that, but I can.
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Hear Northern whites tell it and The Green Book was only about the South, but it started out as a guide to where Black people could be safe and comfortable in NYC.
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Honestly no white woman historical romance author needs to be adapted until Ms. Beverly Jenkins is. This is ridiculous.
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