Ed, Not Phil
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37 priors and he was out walking the streets
Man with 37 priors arrested in case of woman chased to Bronx apartment
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Coming to class with McDonald’s after your doctors appointment
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Stop worrying about the number on the scale, and focus on body recomposition.
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They’re gonna ban teachers from making content in schools
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Spam this account. Those protesters were welcomed into those homes because cops had them trapped.
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Your girl is nastier than you think, but you say everything is hoe shit, so you won't ever find out
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Scorpio’s definitely should be on here
Whenever you try to have a civil conversation with Virgo, Taurus, Sagittarius, Cancer and Gemini about their problematic ways 😭
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Women are much more tolerable of our flaws than we are of theirs
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Jacquees has proven he’s the king of R&B, but yall not ready for that conversation
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Not even being funny, but it sounds like he’s battling with his sexuality
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When you arguing with your girl and you think you’re about to get a word in
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What do yall women be spelling when yall slide ya fingers around our chest?
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Nah man, that kitchenista lady gotta start going at his head again
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Being called in to turn ya moms light off while she's in the room and could have did it herself
#GrowingUpBlack
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Me: “I’m hungry”
Dirty Mackstress: “Your girl don’t cook for you?”
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Finger yourself and let me taste it while we wait at the table for our food
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How are they gonna act like this was the driver’s fault lol
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I really commend the patience of ppl in these type of vids
This White lady went on a racist, Anti Muslim tirade against my brother & I at Mejers.
Followed us throughout the store.
It is 2 am and we just went to get cereal
Shout out these people who saw this, stood up to this & called the cops
THIS IS HOW YOU USE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE
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Covid is wicked because even if you don’t die, you might end up with other health complications for the rest of your life
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Somebody said J. Cole is the Tim Duncan of rap, and I can’t deny how accurate that is
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Keep that same energy when we ask what’s wrong and yall say “nothing”
SO MEN. Why y’all don’t like to communicate? Huh? Does it physically pain y’all to tell us how you feel? Or if there’s something wrong w you? WOMEN ARENT MIND READERS NIGGA, WE NEED YOU TO SPEAK, MKAY?
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But they think Amy Schumer is funny...
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Worrying about the next man
If this guy has a girlfriend...then what am i doing wrong 🥴😭🙆🏻♂️
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@annieguinellito
@mixtapeminimus1
Popular pornstars from the early 2000’s. Brian Long and Misty Stone
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This is crackhead behavior
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The pussy pat when yall be twerkin>>>
@KnowItAllDoll
Sksksks she almost made me give up!!! I had to do a freaky pussy pat after that
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I feel for anyone fighting depression...Hope you find some peace in this world
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I can’t stand travel snob. Let people enjoy any type of vacation they can afford and get their by any means thats possible for them
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Old as shit still talking about DC vs MD ..is that all you have going for you?
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My girl wanted to carry the case of water cuz she didn’t workout, so I let her..but all I could think about was how someone was probably thinking “he ain’t shit, making her carry that water” lol
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The worst part about doing this is that you have to put the bags down at the door to unlock it, then pick em back up
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People are so used to having access to someone’s business that they think you’re being secretive when you withhold the slightest personal information
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I don’t mind cancelled plans at all, but I shouldn’t have to call you to find out that there’s been a change on your end
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Not comparing Deray to MLK, but you don't have to act outraged while being detained
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Nah, i’ll change how I engage with ppl tho
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Ppl really be ugly..thats so wild
3 Women Charged With Beating, Robbing Man In Car In Lincoln Park
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So yea, I wasn’t paying attention and added 20lbs instead of 10...525lbs biiitch
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Gendry tried to get married quicker than a dude in the military
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Look at all the nosey ppl on the right creating more traffic
SERIOUS INJURY MOTORCYCLE CRASH: ~2PM Sunday on the Inner Loop of the Beltway (I-495 North) on the American Legion Bridge above the Potomac River. Motorcyclist has serious injuries and is being transported to a Trauma Center.
#MDTraffic
#VATraffic
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BUT cardio will only change your size, weights will actually shape your body…so do both if you can
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You too can have this body if you put in the work at the gym!
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Jon never wanted to be king.
Sansa wanted to be queen.
Arya always wanted to go West of Westeros.
Sam got to be a maester
Everybody. Got. What. They. Wanted.
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A lot yall of suffer from the spotlight effect, and if you studied psychology, you know exactly what this is.
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“You embarrassed me”
A woman that told social media what happened
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Now its your turn, Jack
President Obama has a personal responsibility to visit & embrace all people in the US who contract Ebola!
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This how the men be sounding on Maury when they’re explaining why the baby isn’t theirs😂😂😂
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Traveling and living together will test your relationship..especially the living part
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This tweet is insane
imagine if niggas nutted cheddar broccoli soup. i’d be on 600 pound life.
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“A Maryland man was shot this morning after attempting a disarming maneuver that he saw on a TikTok video”
😵💫 😵💫 the slide goes back after a bullet is fired lol
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Even if its true, you dont let a bitch know or think she got one up on your girl
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Yes, and also can some of these black businesses improve their customer service skills and not be condescending to potentially customers
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So you picked the dick that looked good to you?
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And dating multiple ppl doesn’t mean you’re fucking all of them..line em up and start the process of elimination
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I Shot The Sheriff is a funny song because he wasn’t about to let them put that 2nd body on him
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