@ask_aubry
also men saying what cup size they prefer means absolutely nothing. cup size is a relative measurement to underbust and therefore a 44AA and 28H have the same cup volume. It’s really meaningless in terms of breast size
@LyingCat8
@BrandyLJensen
Honestly, there's a lot of young people, and people who don't have a lot of media literacy, and people who are just plain angry, who don't really know anything about vasectomies, and genuinely believe that they are 100% reversible.
yes but it allowed me to see someone say that Hobo Johnson looked like if the Shire had school shooters and that is easily the funniest thing I've read recently
Happy Monday to literally everyone on the planet except for whomever decided to let that Hobo Johnson tinydesk clip circulate again in the year of our lord 2023
@s_andy311
@rebexxxxa
@rmc031
I went to hell and back with that one because I am of the firm opinion that if you are a whole ass adult and you don't know how to boil water or cook an egg, there is no excuse for you
@VeryBadLlama
And then they have the nerve to ask the customers to donate at the register to their local food bank. YOU donate. YOU'RE the big company.
@mj_potatoes
@machinegrlkelly
I read this in another tweet somewhere-- the worst part about replies like this is you're expected to go "oh of course I don't mean people with chronic pain conditions thank you so much for sharing that" instead of "ok, what the fuck does that have to do with me?"
@hobbitgoal
@kafkarrest
girl this is exactly the thing tho.
"the thing you said does not line up with the way I personally experience the world. you are a bad person for not taking this into account"
also like, you don't always have to share! you actually Do Not
@xbeautyxtruthx
I went to the post and the dude is serious. Thinks the elevation changes in Pittsburgh are so dramatic that some neighborhoods wouldn't get any snow at all
@collettesnowden
Boomers destroyed the economy and the environment and then sit around writing embarrassingly out of touch thinkpieces about how terrible millennials are for having a hard time
@TimeIsNotGiven
@AITA_reddit
to be honest I still think you're a huge AH if you refuse to help somebody in that way. It's not hard and it takes zero time. Like yeah maybe he's tired of being asked, but I'm tired of not being able to reach stuff because top shelves at stores aren't meant for people my height.
@collettesnowden
I'm talking about, for example, telling us we MUST go to college and then making tuition insanely high and saddling us w/ huge amts of debt and then refusing to hire us/pay us a reasonable wage/give us benefits and then complaining that we're just lazy and entitled
@SeIpsa
"Mansplaining" is the specific phenomenon wherein a man explains something to a woman with the unearned confidence that he knows more about [topic] than she does, because he is the man in the conversation.
@ThatDakari
not me but my best guy friend took a girl out. she told him she got back with her ex, got insanely drunk, fucked a random stranger in the bar bathroom, then tried to get him to drive her to her boyfriend's house.
@Chrispenrodwins
@milas_universe
I think a very valuable skill when you are a parent is to just be able to let things go. She's right. It's hair! It'll grow back. She was so chill about this.
@TheJackieB
@LyingCat8
yes, that's true, but most doctors will tell you that you should consider the procedure to be permanent. there's a chance of reversal within a certain amount of time, but you can't just undo it whenever.
@thealdywaldy
@hobbitgoal
@kafkarrest
"Please consider" is 100% the new "well, actually."
It is unreasonable to ask everyone to "please consider" literally every potential demographic/condition/trauma/life experience/whatever before they put out a random joke tweet!!!! please lighten up!!!!
@MrCrystalMighty
@Hbomberguy
Anti-abortion politicians will always be able to procure abortions for their daughters and mistresses when they need them. They're not worried about anything like this
@collettesnowden
There probably wasn't, but it happened, and now they're pretending like it's all actually our fault because we take too many selfies or whatever
It just gets old hearing about how lazy, entitled, spoiled, shallow, etc you are all the time
@ellle_em
OP: "She wants me to be her maid of honour, so I'll be standing up front in the dress that was meant for her while she stands a few feet away in the dress that was meant for me."
BRUHHHHHH I PHYSICALLY CANNOT
@OldPappyThomas
@rebexxxxa
unequivocally hilarious since MOST women are under 5'7"
but everything is pedophilia these days. someone yelled at me bc I said that while a 50 year old man hitting on a 22 year old woman was gross, it didn't make him a pedo. they accused me of defending CSA lol
hey, dudes: if you hit on a woman, ask for her number, whatever, and she says "I have a boyfriend" or "I'm married," that means she isn't interested. that's why she's saying that. it doesn't matter if it's true or not. take the L and move on
@collettesnowden
and that your problems are caused by eating too much avocado toast and not, like, insurmountable student debt, lack of affordable housing, no healthcare, the gig economy, wage stagnation, corrupt politicians, etc
@aedison
my favorite so far, I think, has been "what if they don't have bowls and that's why they always eat pizza, you don't know" like ma'am you can buy an entire set of bowls at the dollar store for the price of delivery pizza WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME.
@tanyaodebra
@JoshuaConkel
Oh my god, the number of times I've seen some kid talk about how they "have trauma" around some piece of media. No you don't! You didn't like it, or it made you feel feelings, or it stuck with you, but you do not Have Trauma from an episode of The Boondocks!!! PLEASE!!!
@SheRaPrincess
@slimdote
@ActNormalOrElse
probably the people who are Extremely Online yelling at everyone that even if they're vaccinated they should continue in total isolation; who brag about not having left home since last March; who accuse people of murder for going to see their families; etc.
@oldenoughtosay
mine was also about periods and it was some guy telling me I didn't need to use birth control if I would just track my cycle and then he explained the menstrual cycle to me
@ellle_em
All I'm hearing is "my wife's hobbies should be less for herself and more from me/others"
I think women do that quite enough already, thank you. TO THE PIT
@_ElizabethMay
honestly, I got hit on WAY less when I had crazy-colored hair. I'm platinum blonde right now and it's started right back up. Obviously, I will be dyeing my hair back as soon as possible.
Men like this don't understand that them not liking it is a feature, not a bug.
@ston3coldwitch
@ZachWLambert
Ah yes we got the chewed piece of gum talk, but also "used underwear," "a water bottle someone had spit in," "tape with all the sticky gone," and "someone else's toothbrush."
@Eden_Eats
when I was in, I dunno, sixth or seventh grade, I had a huge crush on this one guy in my small Catholic school. It was kind of common knowledge. One day he came up to me on the playground with half the class behind him and said "Nobody likes you." And everyone laughed.
@redditships
1) communicate using words to his girlfriend, who no doubt has noticed something is off
2) seek therapy for this thought process. like, holy personalizing/catastrophizing, Batman.
NEW: Two men walked into a Trader Joe's in Manhattan, refused to wear a mask and when confronted went ballistic. Bashed in the head of a worker with a wooden cash register oar, pulled hair of an employee, ripped off employees' masks
"If we consider that the far right spans incels, men’s rights activists, [and] pick-up artists as well as neo-Nazism and alt-right splinter groups, women-hating can be a way to recruit across the board."
God damn it, food bloggers. I don't want to sign up for your newsletter. I just want your one recipe. It's bad enough that I have to scroll through long-winded stories about your idiot children and useless husbands first.
The actual heatedness of MRAs on the APA's findings on the effects of toxic masculinity on men & boys just proves they never cared about men's issues to begin with. If you can't demonize women & feminists over it, I guess it's a moot point.
@hokiepokeu
But that's the rub. They want to watch porn, they want these women to perform for them, but they also find them disgusting as people. It's extremely hypocritical.
@notchrisvolpe
Plus, how many stories are there in history about people dying in fires and things because there was a single exit, and people panic and cause a crowd crush and block the only exit?
@DeeNadjkovic
@stephdenk
@AITA_reddit
I like that he spent more time arguing about why he shouldn't have to help this woman then the 5 seconds it would have taken him to just grab the thing off the shelf.
Reminds me of that line from
@IfBooksPod
about why all our politics are about trans people when we can't even use our phones anymore because all the calls we get are from people actively trying to rob us
@Karkadinn
@Lecteronthelam
people should be able to end a relationship for any reason, I don't know why people are out here talking about breaking up with someone like it's a moral failing
@twoscooters
An extremely attractive French systems scientist complimented me on my piercings. I joked that they were my charge nodes. He smiled and said "Ah, like a robot?" and I stared at him and then started to do the robot while saying "beep boop."
@J3SSK1MO
I really get this impression on Twitter now-- that anyone who's NT must be just a really bland, boring, khaki pant of a person with no personality or quirks or hobbies. Like yoooo it's also okay to just be a lil weird! a lot of people are just a lil weird!
@kasavestheworld
@lameravioli
the number of "welfare checks" in my undergrad police blotter because little Timmy Freshman was fifteen minutes late calling his mommy for his nightly check-in... ugh.
billionaire president wanter: lots of government programs helped me get where I am today, wouldn't be who I am without em
also same billionaire: we shouldn't give that to other people tho. that shit costs money, which I have lots of, and which I want to spend on another boat