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@ask_aubry
also men saying what cup size they prefer means absolutely nothing. cup size is a relative measurement to underbust and therefore a 44AA and 28H have the same cup volume. It’s really meaningless in terms of breast size
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@alocascia
@TrulyTafakari
@mimamsic
my grandma was the same, she was always like "men aren't helpless, don't believe them when they pretend like they are."
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@yungamzn
@sumwrongwiddem
it's always the skinny ones. body like Skeletor, dick like a pool noodle.
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@LyingCat8
@BrandyLJensen
Honestly, there's a lot of young people, and people who don't have a lot of media literacy, and people who are just plain angry, who don't really know anything about vasectomies, and genuinely believe that they are 100% reversible.
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yes but it allowed me to see someone say that Hobo Johnson looked like if the Shire had school shooters and that is easily the funniest thing I've read recently
Happy Monday to literally everyone on the planet except for whomever decided to let that Hobo Johnson tinydesk clip circulate again in the year of our lord 2023
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@_GCatherine
yes, send a person with an infectious illness to an airport and put them on a plane
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@s_andy311
@rebexxxxa
@rmc031
I went to hell and back with that one because I am of the firm opinion that if you are a whole ass adult and you don't know how to boil water or cook an egg, there is no excuse for you
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@itzzkait
"what happens when she gets hit?" obviously she disappears in a puff of glitter and smoke, like all girls do
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@DDayMovies
@lilgrapefruits
@CosmonautMarcus
"no, but someone's father could have been, and failing to account for that means you are a bad person"
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@VeryBadLlama
And then they have the nerve to ask the customers to donate at the register to their local food bank. YOU donate. YOU'RE the big company.
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@mj_potatoes
@machinegrlkelly
I read this in another tweet somewhere-- the worst part about replies like this is you're expected to go "oh of course I don't mean people with chronic pain conditions thank you so much for sharing that" instead of "ok, what the fuck does that have to do with me?"
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@hobbitgoal
@kafkarrest
girl this is exactly the thing tho.
"the thing you said does not line up with the way I personally experience the world. you are a bad person for not taking this into account"
also like, you don't always have to share! you actually Do Not
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@mario_anchor
@AnaCabrera
snow days are one of of the joys of childhood. why would you want to take that away?
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@RhondaMorrison7
well no bc it is theirs and it belongs to them so they can do w/e they want with it???
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@xbeautyxtruthx
I went to the post and the dude is serious. Thinks the elevation changes in Pittsburgh are so dramatic that some neighborhoods wouldn't get any snow at all
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@collettesnowden
Boomers destroyed the economy and the environment and then sit around writing embarrassingly out of touch thinkpieces about how terrible millennials are for having a hard time
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@TimeIsNotGiven
@AITA_reddit
to be honest I still think you're a huge AH if you refuse to help somebody in that way. It's not hard and it takes zero time. Like yeah maybe he's tired of being asked, but I'm tired of not being able to reach stuff because top shelves at stores aren't meant for people my height.
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@thisisinsider
ah, classic-- material is drying up, so go back to the old standby of accusing millennials of ruining stuff. gotta love it
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@collettesnowden
I'm talking about, for example, telling us we MUST go to college and then making tuition insanely high and saddling us w/ huge amts of debt and then refusing to hire us/pay us a reasonable wage/give us benefits and then complaining that we're just lazy and entitled
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@SeIpsa
"Mansplaining" is the specific phenomenon wherein a man explains something to a woman with the unearned confidence that he knows more about [topic] than she does, because he is the man in the conversation.
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@ThatDakari
not me but my best guy friend took a girl out. she told him she got back with her ex, got insanely drunk, fucked a random stranger in the bar bathroom, then tried to get him to drive her to her boyfriend's house.
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@Skoog
100%. Dogs and children are lovely but they do not need to be coming everywhere with you.
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@Chrispenrodwins
@milas_universe
I think a very valuable skill when you are a parent is to just be able to let things go. She's right. It's hair! It'll grow back. She was so chill about this.
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@TheJackieB
@LyingCat8
yes, that's true, but most doctors will tell you that you should consider the procedure to be permanent. there's a chance of reversal within a certain amount of time, but you can't just undo it whenever.
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@thealdywaldy
@hobbitgoal
@kafkarrest
"Please consider" is 100% the new "well, actually."
It is unreasonable to ask everyone to "please consider" literally every potential demographic/condition/trauma/life experience/whatever before they put out a random joke tweet!!!! please lighten up!!!!
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@MrCrystalMighty
@Hbomberguy
Anti-abortion politicians will always be able to procure abortions for their daughters and mistresses when they need them. They're not worried about anything like this
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@collettesnowden
There probably wasn't, but it happened, and now they're pretending like it's all actually our fault because we take too many selfies or whatever
It just gets old hearing about how lazy, entitled, spoiled, shallow, etc you are all the time
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@ellle_em
OP: "She wants me to be her maid of honour, so I'll be standing up front in the dress that was meant for her while she stands a few feet away in the dress that was meant for me."
BRUHHHHHH I PHYSICALLY CANNOT
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@OldPappyThomas
@rebexxxxa
unequivocally hilarious since MOST women are under 5'7"
but everything is pedophilia these days. someone yelled at me bc I said that while a 50 year old man hitting on a 22 year old woman was gross, it didn't make him a pedo. they accused me of defending CSA lol
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hey, dudes: if you hit on a woman, ask for her number, whatever, and she says "I have a boyfriend" or "I'm married," that means she isn't interested. that's why she's saying that. it doesn't matter if it's true or not. take the L and move on
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@collettesnowden
and that your problems are caused by eating too much avocado toast and not, like, insurmountable student debt, lack of affordable housing, no healthcare, the gig economy, wage stagnation, corrupt politicians, etc
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@aedison
my favorite so far, I think, has been "what if they don't have bowls and that's why they always eat pizza, you don't know" like ma'am you can buy an entire set of bowls at the dollar store for the price of delivery pizza WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME.
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@Amon26
She's making fun of people who think they're edgy and clever when they say Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie.
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@tanyaodebra
@JoshuaConkel
Oh my god, the number of times I've seen some kid talk about how they "have trauma" around some piece of media. No you don't! You didn't like it, or it made you feel feelings, or it stuck with you, but you do not Have Trauma from an episode of The Boondocks!!! PLEASE!!!
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@thealdywaldy
@hobbitgoal
@kafkarrest
yes. not liking it when someone butts into someone's tweet to "well, actually" them is basically racism. good job
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@shecallsmeking3
I like that he held his hand out first and then was like "don't shake my fucking hand" okayyyy
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@mrmurdock722
@drmistercody
he literally did it on camera and they're like "well, how is that evidence of anything?"
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@klaushismydaddy
honest to god some people just want to make you run & fetch because they know they can
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@GameBiologist
@susanbhalpern
@sirosenbaum
The weirdest part is when you stick your hand out for a shake and men just look at it like they don't know what to do.
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@wooster182
"women only become feminists because they are unfuckable hags" is a verrryyyy old canard
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@SheRaPrincess
@slimdote
@ActNormalOrElse
probably the people who are Extremely Online yelling at everyone that even if they're vaccinated they should continue in total isolation; who brag about not having left home since last March; who accuse people of murder for going to see their families; etc.
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@chaeronaea
"how dare this doctor try to save my child's life with medicine and not essential oils"
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@oldenoughtosay
mine was also about periods and it was some guy telling me I didn't need to use birth control if I would just track my cycle and then he explained the menstrual cycle to me
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Next time someone says MRAs aren't a hate group
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@ellle_em
All I'm hearing is "my wife's hobbies should be less for herself and more from me/others"
I think women do that quite enough already, thank you. TO THE PIT
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@_ElizabethMay
honestly, I got hit on WAY less when I had crazy-colored hair. I'm platinum blonde right now and it's started right back up. Obviously, I will be dyeing my hair back as soon as possible.
Men like this don't understand that them not liking it is a feature, not a bug.
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@ston3coldwitch
@ZachWLambert
Ah yes we got the chewed piece of gum talk, but also "used underwear," "a water bottle someone had spit in," "tape with all the sticky gone," and "someone else's toothbrush."
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@Eden_Eats
when I was in, I dunno, sixth or seventh grade, I had a huge crush on this one guy in my small Catholic school. It was kind of common knowledge. One day he came up to me on the playground with half the class behind him and said "Nobody likes you." And everyone laughed.
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@redditships
1) communicate using words to his girlfriend, who no doubt has noticed something is off
2) seek therapy for this thought process. like, holy personalizing/catastrophizing, Batman.
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@PonchoRebound
are you familiar with the Normal Gossip podcast? it is amazing and it is chock full of other people's drama.
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apparently they assaulted seven employees and three managers, then tried to bash in the windows of the store as well after they left
NEW: Two men walked into a Trader Joe's in Manhattan, refused to wear a mask and when confronted went ballistic. Bashed in the head of a worker with a wooden cash register oar, pulled hair of an employee, ripped off employees' masks
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@coffee
I love this site because I genuinely have zero idea whether this is a serious reply or not
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@jpwilloughby
@KJTorrance
@lizzieohreally
@seanmdav
if that's the case maybe we should keep men out of the workplace completely since they can't control themselves around women
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@jazzwoman1992
If it's that easy to "accidentally" peg you as a white supremacist, you're probably doing something wrong.
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"If we consider that the far right spans incels, men’s rights activists, [and] pick-up artists as well as neo-Nazism and alt-right splinter groups, women-hating can be a way to recruit across the board."
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@TakedownMRAs
it's weird that they think the idea that a woman would rather have sex with her dog than come anywhere near them is some kind of own
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God damn it, food bloggers. I don't want to sign up for your newsletter. I just want your one recipe. It's bad enough that I have to scroll through long-winded stories about your idiot children and useless husbands first.
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I like that all the financial advice given to millennials is mostly just "stop experiencing any kind of joy"
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reminder
@twitter
@TwitterSupport
@jack
@biz
you suspended
@spookperson
, a treasured account, for making a joke about Nazis, but verified a Nazi who organized a rally where his people killed someone
do better.
#FREESPOOKPERSON
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@epicdndmemes
"Is he-- is he here? Is he here? Where is he? Point him out, we'll go over there. No, we're going over there."
/roll initiative
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The actual heatedness of MRAs on the APA's findings on the effects of toxic masculinity on men & boys just proves they never cared about men's issues to begin with. If you can't demonize women & feminists over it, I guess it's a moot point.
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@hokiepokeu
But that's the rub. They want to watch porn, they want these women to perform for them, but they also find them disgusting as people. It's extremely hypocritical.
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How many times do I have to be a dumb bitch until I’m a dumb bitch for the last time?
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@notchrisvolpe
Plus, how many stories are there in history about people dying in fires and things because there was a single exit, and people panic and cause a crowd crush and block the only exit?
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wOW EXCUSE ME I did NOT come here for this??!!!??
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#RightNowAFreshman
is still too intimidated to join the hot food line and is eating from the salad bar for the fifth day in a row
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@ArtemisTheOne
if a man said "it is what it is" when I told him I wanted to go down on him I would no longer want to go down on him
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@DeeNadjkovic
@stephdenk
@AITA_reddit
I like that he spent more time arguing about why he shouldn't have to help this woman then the 5 seconds it would have taken him to just grab the thing off the shelf.
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Reminds me of that line from
@IfBooksPod
about why all our politics are about trans people when we can't even use our phones anymore because all the calls we get are from people actively trying to rob us
A Penn Hills woman said she was approached by scammers with a scary and convincing scheme.
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@Karkadinn
@Lecteronthelam
people should be able to end a relationship for any reason, I don't know why people are out here talking about breaking up with someone like it's a moral failing
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@twoscooters
An extremely attractive French systems scientist complimented me on my piercings. I joked that they were my charge nodes. He smiled and said "Ah, like a robot?" and I stared at him and then started to do the robot while saying "beep boop."
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@J3SSK1MO
I really get this impression on Twitter now-- that anyone who's NT must be just a really bland, boring, khaki pant of a person with no personality or quirks or hobbies. Like yoooo it's also okay to just be a lil weird! a lot of people are just a lil weird!
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@kasavestheworld
@lameravioli
the number of "welfare checks" in my undergrad police blotter because little Timmy Freshman was fifteen minutes late calling his mommy for his nightly check-in... ugh.
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billionaire president wanter: lots of government programs helped me get where I am today, wouldn't be who I am without em
also same billionaire: we shouldn't give that to other people tho. that shit costs money, which I have lots of, and which I want to spend on another boat
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