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Immigration Attorney. Criminal Law Attorney. Professional lol-yer. Most of what I tweet is nonsense, but there’s an occasional sincere thought scattered about.

A Border State, USA
Joined July 2010
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@rickygervais Joseph Smith.
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@HorrorGorl It sickens me that someone would try to put their own mother on blast for the pleasure and enjoyment of strangers on the internet.
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@_celia_bedelia_ The real issue is that it is my kid and my duty to care for that child. It isn’t the doctor’s duty or your duty. So trying to shove the parent aside for some clandestine conversation is a huge red flag. Acting super defensive and then trying to weaponize parental protection
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@mattyglesias Except that agencies are not being run by “experts.” Agencies are run by political operative appointees who make decisions based on political policy objectives.
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@adgirlMM @relKrisHamilton @Lynda_Research You know the Taliban are not Iranians, yes? I’m not sure you know what you’re saying. Have you had a stroke? Do you need emergency medical services?
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@KSL5TV That’s crazy that the dust can tell the difference between races and that it has a preference for certain races over others. What an odd thing.
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@phil_lyman No. Chevron had nothing to do with the conflict between state and federal power inherent in federalism. It was about federal courts having to defer federal administrative agencies’ “reasonable” definitions/interpretations of federal statues that were otherwise ambiguous.
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@TNOQuoProQuid Being ruled by administrative agencies and their unelected bureaucrats is the opposite of Democracy. Silly take.
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@GodandtheBear The left can’t meme.
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@baddestmamajama Immunity from prosecution is not the same as legal authority to carry out an act.
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@brndxix Rob Lowe would like a word. @RobLowe
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@AywaRhiannon Writing briefs the judge won’t read.
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@_celia_bedelia_ lol. Ok, “dog mom.”
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@Home_Mentions @HorrorGorl If the US goes full commie, I’ll make sure you are among the first in the gulags. Enjoy breaking rocks, comrade.
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@GuntherEagleman @SpeakerJohnson Ahh. So you didn’t understand the awful “bipartisan” bill, eh? Now I see.
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@equalityAlec “evEryONe WhO disAGrEEs WitH me Is fAR rIGHt!”
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@plurpao @_celia_bedelia_ lol. Seems like you’re hiding something if you’re trying this hard to talk to my kid alone without any articulable basis to believe there’s any abuse happening.
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@Homiedino But you ain’t gay in Palestine.
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@carolinegleich Abortion isn’t a “reproductive” right. It’s the antithesis of reproduction. Do you have any idea what you’re saying or do you just parrot what your leftist handlers tell you to say? I’m betting both.
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@AliNahdee We literally don’t talk or think about you at all.
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@kateiswell I’d be upset if my spouse went online for validation about family matters.
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@SXMCollege @BYUCougars @byu_cosmo ‘Bout time. Remember when you tried to exclude @byu_cosmo ?
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@Home_Mentions @HorrorGorl You think you’ll be making policy or writing poetry after the “revolution,” but the reality is that you’ll be cleaning toilets in the gulag with your toothbrush. Just wait.
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@javonevansx @jaredpolis Old one was better.
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@JaredRyanSears Now do Biden. I suggest starting with his plagiarism.
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@FamiliarZen @_celia_bedelia_ It is not my policy to wait for my kids to be harmed by pedos and then respond. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
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@SXMCollege Is Hillary Clinton running this account?! Are you gonna start blaming Russia??
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@BayouCityFish @betr_jack You better be careful or else I’ll start Mormon grooming you. You’re now on my radar and I’m still a few credits short.
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@danieltosh dude, you're a comedian. No need to apologize.
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@Markfry809 Dude, this is G-Rated compared to what happens at pride parades. Calm down.
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@BartlettFred @mattyglesias Literally no reasonable person believes that that is universally true.
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@ninaturner The power to what? Ruin the business and become unemployed? If Amazon fails because workers exercise their “power,” then Amazon execs and Bezos will just form a new company and they will be fine while the all powerful workers will be unemployed and looking for someone else to
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@mollyharperauth Not a Kentucky thing. It is a Mormon delicacy.
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@ThatRabidDog @qijingtruther Lol. My how the tables have turned.
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@olsonforpdx That’s it. Finally peace in the Middle East. Well done everyone.
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@Hotchkiz I did it first.
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Donald Trump
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@n00dle_b0wl @_celia_bedelia_ Because it is my duty. My duty doesn’t end once I enter the waiting room or lobby of the clinic.
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@carolinegleich Is this parody? This can’t be serious.
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@carolinegleich What a clown
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@FamiliarZen @_celia_bedelia_ You’re assuming facts not in evidence. Zero concern here about what my kids would say to a doctor. Only concerns are about what a doctor says or does to my kids. Ask the parents of Larry Nassar’s victims if medical “professionals” should be blindly trusted.
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@DOJ_EOIR You accidentally added “non-“ before detained. Also, you mean all courts because that’s the smart thing to do right?
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@eyeslasho But which would you prefer given what’s happening in France?
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@aaronnarraph It’s more evil to hold people hostage and refuse to release them even if it means the people you pretend to care about die as a result.
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@jonmarshall0011 @SXMCollege @BYUCougars @byu_cosmo @WKUBigRed Even better. Almost like excluding non-P5 schools is a bad business decision.
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@Le1Million_ @_celia_bedelia_ I don’t. Only the ones who are so hell bent on being alone with my kids for absolutely zero legitimate reason.
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@Esqueer_ That’s not what they said about regulations at all. Silly silly.
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@mediajunkie @real_tinydancer a woman having a baby isn't a scientific advancement; Its literally been happening since the beginning of time
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@JoyfulRepenter Generally, women are far more susceptible to influence campaigns and they enjoy displaying weakness.
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@carolinegleich Also, you hate Utah and its people and you’d love to have the Feds make Utah and the Church submit to the federal government.
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@MayorKenWelch What about people who express as Nazis or as communists? Do you value and appreciate them?
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@futchboyfriend @TNOQuoProQuid We’ve been here since before 1776, and we’re not going anywhere.
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@HorrorGorl We, your fellow Americans, are also embarrassed that you’re an American.
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@carolinegleich Empty platitudes. The only time you give specifics is when you disparage the faith that built Utah and the one which most Utahns still revere.
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It’s gonna get real awkward, real quick, if someone shouts out opposition during the sustaining votes today. #GeneralConference #TwitterStake
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@ButNotTheCity So you’re saying there’s a scenario where a man and a woman are together when the woman’s period unexpectedly starts so she doesn’t have a tampon or pad with her. Heroically, the dude runs into the men’s restroom and obtains one or the other and then rushes out and hands it to
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@lordofthejazz Ok tiny chin.
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@MarbleDMor @phil_lyman It isn’t. He’s patently wrong on what Chevron was.
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@kateiswell Your expectations should be entirely defined by you and your spouse and not based on crowd sourced opinions.
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@gusbova Free to apply, but it doesn’t require they be allowed to stay in the U.S. during that process. 🫡
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@Tychaios0 @Le1Million_ @_celia_bedelia_ The more you demand to be alone with my kid, the more pedophilic I believe you are.
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@bigestaban @VoldemertSteveH Yo. Even if this is a joke, it isn’t the joke you want to make right now. Attorney here.
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@carolinegleich This isn’t a federal issue; it is a state issue. Somehow I’m not surprised that you don’t understand the difference between the two.
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@JeremyWard33 Only Hamas does this:
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@jswaggdaddy proud of you for owning the suspension and being a man about it. Look forward to seeing you the rest of the season. #BYU
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@Tesla When are you going to give me back the Summon features I paid for?
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@DrSamiSchalk You’d think your education would’ve taught you what happens when you commit a crime and to not resist arrest. Apparently not.
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@frogg_gurl Absolutely not. “Actual physical control” is enough. If you’re in the front seat with the keys in your pocket, you’re still in actual physical control and get busted with a DUI. Also, even where marijuana has been decriminalized, that generally does not apply to use in public,
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@OKCMATTT @jrossean Not photographs
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@Mrgunsngear And this is why Kyle Rittenhouse clapped that dude.
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@RepAnaliseOrtiz This is objectively not true. Where is @CommunityNotes when you need them??
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@AZGOP Say “censure” 15 more times in your definition of what the word censure mean, please. I can’t believe this was a serious tweet. No wonder we lost AZ.
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@14e_ther The Atonement is infinite, yet people keep trying to place limits on its ability to save. Believe Alma and the infinite Atonement. ♾️
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@JamieClass5 So when a cop arrests a child molester, you’re saying the cop is the real chomo?
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@DOJ_EOIR Close all courts, how about?
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@julieheglund You’re the pioneer. Look forward to those coming after you and be worthy of their gratitude on future Pioneer Days. ❤️
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@carolinegleich My name is Caroline Gleich, and I hate Utahns and the faith the founded the state and which most Utahns adhere to.
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@AOC What about upholding our own laws at the US border and immigration enforcement in general? Do you care about the rule of law or don’t you?!
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@ThePatriotOasis @JDatLaw I can’t even get to 500 followers 😂
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@KumenMahath Works have never saved. You simply didn’t understand.
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@BYUFanGuy May depend on what liability waivers are included with the sale of the ticket. You know…the fine print.
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@jonathanaplumb This is the most pompous, douchy, and cringe worthy thing I’ve read on the internet today, and that’s quite the accomplishment.
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@EmissaryOfNight This is how’d you’d actually make Trump a “king” during his next term.
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@ArmandDoma They had the votes for Obamacare, but not this? lol. Sure.
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@acahoon2 @garethouu @mattreedah @AustinLarson03 @betr_jack Especially when he says pics inside the bishop’s office like we’re all gonna be aghast about him having a pic of a room with a desk, some chairs, and an AC unit.
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@JennaWilliamsUT “And their taxes! We need their taxes!” Why does the left like human trafficking and slave labor so much?!
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