Jessica the Hugger
@InsidiousTeaCup
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I fell into a vat of Bleach cause I'm a little goofy and autisric rip... lemmi hug you~ My wrong opinions come free~
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@Absinu1
@GreenTextRepost
sounds like it, was gonna use it as an excuse or something. Not sure why else she'd be mad if he's willing to not slow her down and be at a different end of the pack.
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@shadydoorags
"In a world of magic, why would a witch be wheel chair bound?"
"Erm, excuse me ableist, people with disabilities are allowed to exist in fantasy. Example:"
>Proceeds to post a character that uses magic or tech to subvert their disability.
"So ha, bigot."
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@SlyPerformer
Took care of a niece I hadn't seen since she was a baby and after one night of reading her bed time stories and taking her to the park she wanted to get married.
It's just a normal thing for children, they don't understand the broader life long implications.
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@ShitpostGate
Prayer that he and his atheist friend have a safe journey on their makeshift and dangerous raft and that they don't starve, die of thirst or exposure before they're rescued uwu
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@1oreads
With how paranoid he is, it's surprising he doesn't think she's anything but an average woman. Pretty sure he would've figured out she's an assassin by now, but he just gets dumb whenever she pulls out some ninja moves.
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@jawojcie
@wowinteresting8
It's fake, the herder was guiding them away, it wouldn't have fooled the sheep in the slightest
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@LocalBateman
@InternetH0F
I got more books than guns because where else am I going to hide all the parts to my highly illegal and unregistered firearms?
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@FemboyNya_
@ShitpostGate
Damn do they have a Chinese sweatshop that pumps all this fucking Jaiden porn out?
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@Ringer_53
@FancyVegasPro
When a cat owner dies and begins to decompose, the cats first eat the soft tissue which includes ears, lips, eyes and nose.
Joke is she died tragically, alone and had her corpse mutilated by her pet cats afterwards and her family hardly cared, where apathetic and desensitized.
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@PepperoniDoctor
@BeratStuff
Have you seen what water does to metal? it completely rusts it to dust, can't believe people still drink that chemical slurry
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@TopoSchizo
@SneakyScube
I had a guy be surprised that the noise a morning dove made was from a dove and not just some noise the outside made randomly. I assume he was an adult.
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@TheUnaButters
>The character also values truth above all else
>Kills a child murdering pedophile
>He's supposed to be the bad guy
Literal liberal moment
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@Normal_n_Online
@asdfghj1141
Cockroaches: *cockroach noises*(plz gib immortalty)
Pest control guy: fuck where's the spray can?
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@dairyasf
@DelusionPosting
Did you know during online school, conventionally pretty girl's grades took a dramatic downturn?
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@clawz161
@ShitpostRock
I beat this game without a guide on a computer with 20 fps and keyboard controls.
Skill issue.
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@GreenTextRepost
I'm pretty sexist, but I wouldn't mind a female GTA main protag. As long as it's not like, annoying about it.
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@GreenTextRepost
@SuperNovaCentri
Women really love volunteering other people for work without their permission. I've had this experience too.
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@DiscardedSenpai
@Nate_moseby
@ChristinaTasty
@AvsAvan
@elitedelete95
There wasn't an NPC barking in his ear each step he took to make sure he knew to put the round peg in the round hole so how was he supposed to know based on overt environmental clues alone?
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@kommissarkletus
@GreenTextRepost
@Mapuchecachon
Hot take you shouldn't need someone else to feel validated in life.
You should be just fine on your own, but also be open up to connection.
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@BorealBaron
"No you don't understand, nuns are allowed to be sexualized because I hate Christians, and the vault dweller can't cause this work of slop was made with progressive brainrot so you CAN'T sexualize it!!!"
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@TrashKing_01
@TheEternalNut1
I think it's just the wife who hates her husband despite the fact he works two jobs and evidently does most of the house work as well. If that's the case, I think he's in his right to hate the wife if these are the comics she writes about him.
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@thomisticwoman
@lporiginalg
How does that make sense when you swipe 1,000,000x and only get 1 date? Thats 0.00001% chance to get a date.
A woman doesnt know how many times a man swipes, it only proves that all women go for the top 10% of men(hypergamey), but sure try to frame it likes its the men's fault.
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@thatwassocrazy
@FAFO_TV
No, longer video shows him just crawling out, but that thing can absolutely crush and mangle a person to death with ease.
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@uncledoomer
Notice how everyone isn't running around with experimental fully automatic smgs
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@ShitpostGate
"I'll get in the Eva father, for Japan and all of humanity!"
"I love you son."
>Evangelion if it was good
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@ReviewsPossum
It won't matter much unless they start rolling out white rubber wheels as the new standard
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@THUGGlNl
This isnt true, and neither is the one claiming they left her in a dark closet. He was a violent man assaulting his GF and her mother.
These pages will say anything to frame the attacker/assaulter in a light so others will view them as justified because it drives engagement.
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@cuteedogsclub
@ShitpostGate
Nephlim are giants that were bred when angles bred with humans, and God found them to be an abomination so they became reclused underground.
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@Duncan_1981
@WomenPostingLs
Yeah sure, the tech start up guy is totally not worth dating.
Women have been telling us since elementary school that they're strong and independent yet they can't pay their own bill on a date? Lmao!
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@Marian3njoyer
@NotHaru47
"Only equal rights when I stand to bennifit. Everything else... nahhh"
-women, the supposedly more empathetic sex
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@depthsofwiki
I would like to suggest a improvement by adding the silhouette of tactical military gear to the Kiwi to further enhance it's powerful design. An improvement so powerful it does not need to be discussed.
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@krembeni
@EttiSpygh
He'd probably have the same relationship with Asuka in the same way he did power. IDK how Rei would go, but she'd probably be a more tolerable Aki.
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@ShitpostGate
Imagine your species is guaranteed to be preserved by super intelligent life only because you produce a unique enough product to farm and selectively breed for as long as that superior super intelligent species exists.
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@ThomasHoufek
@OliverJia1014
The internet didn't exist back then in case you forgot. Museums were the bast place to educate and help others learn about distant peoples and cultures. At least we cared to preserve their artifacts, ruins are called ruins because they didn't care themselves to preserve them.
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@SongbirdN7
I wonder if there'll be some exclusive lore bits, and then lore channels will say, "THE ELDEN RING MANGA CHANGES EVERYTHING," and the thumbnail is this bozo in his underwear
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@Zaaakariiaaa
@wowinteresting8
Saw a video of a group of kids who did that to a helicopter. They ran the kids down into the forest, the police surrounded them and found the laser pointer they tossed to hide the evidence. They were also prosecuted.
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@GreenTextRepost
hasn't their free healthcare been shoving as many people into the forever sleep chambers as they can lately to save on the exorbitated unsustainable cost of such a socialist program though?
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@DelusionPosting
So why exactly do you associate a Jew with a small goblin that sports a long nose again?
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@Geisterjger4
@lporiginalg
Even not marrying them isn't enough. She just had to accuse him and it ruined his life. You need to have zero contact with women these days to keep yourself safe.
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@CodeNamedFerret
@ShitpostRock
Thr only reason it has so many is cause engineers thought treds needed more points of contact to keep from sinking in the mud when all they needed to do was widen the width of the tread.
Instead all it did was make the tank a specialist in getting stuck in the mud.
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@realRaegenhere
She could tell because the female love interest wasn't a bland doormat and had personality while the male was a normal realistic dude and not a multimillionaire with a helicopter license
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@nostaruniverse
@Degrelle64
No, its because Christian hate has been mainstream for decades and when they call out how you only ever make crude remarks slandering Christians as closeted gays &/or murders across various medias, you just say they can't take a joke when you never do the same to other religions
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@jjjjjftuih
@ESchillup
@DelusionPosting
Oh yeah, and they just had loaded guns because they totally didn't intend to use them
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@FunnyHumanRace
@JCFights
She'll still claim he attacked her unprovoked and that there's no reason to ever hit a woman.
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@Cyasashiku
@domiiomii
She'd be the first to say it was Denji's idea and he forced her to do it even though she didn't want to
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@GreenTextRepost
@Mrchuckles5
If he got that overseas job it would've been, "I cheated because you never cared or were around."
She just wanted someone else and nothing they could've done would've swayed her mind. Women are disloyal and incapable of compassion.
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@SanctumST
@DSHippogriff
Being a signalis fan means only caring about two lesbians banging while being a tourist means studying the lore and setting beyond what is immediately apparent and seeing strong potential for a prequel game about the horrors of nuclear solar warfare.
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@OrwellNGoode
King: *asks for a new torture device*
Inventor: *makes it*
King: "this is heckin' cruel!" *burn the inventor inside his own device*
Also king: *continues to use it after that*
Also king: *gets overthrown and dies to his own torture device*
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@TheognisOMegara
I wouldn't consider any of my teachers growing up to be torturers and any negative opinions I had about school have been changed as I grew up.
When my teacher had a miscarriage, we didn't bully her for it.
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@daintysloth
Women hate seeing reality thrown back in their face and when men point that out they say, "This is why men are horrible,"
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@WizardDmv
@TansuYegen
Funny how you can blatantly see the program failing to simulate a column of lipsticks falling and just freeze in air.
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@KremlinKOA
@shadydoorags
Perfect, so a dungeon crawling witch in a wheel chair is stupid and she should take up a new hobby/career where she won't be utterly obliterated by something that can walk up a single step or ever a crack in the floor, like creating cures and potions in her home village or town.
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@wildtiktokss
There was a story of a woman who covered her entire room with plastic sheets before blowing her head off to make the clean up process easier for the clean up crew.
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@Jay2Goat_
Difference is Japan is real and not some made up fantasy land yall can only ever bust a nut at in your dreams
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@HoboPolitical
Props to employing a proper door kicking method. The Donkey kick is much more powerful than the forward-facing way.
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@713Capital
@_OgStu
Yeah man just wait until you see what water does to metals, wouldn't put that shit in me in a million years.
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@TheOneTruePesky
Paleontologists when they site their sources on the behavioral habits of creatures that died of millions of years ago:
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@LaundryQueen__
@TiredMemeClown
That's why it ended three years after he let them back in, right?
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@tired_sun_aeiou
@simpatico771
They also needed 20-20 vision just to start, so genetically many people don't have a chance whatsoever.
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