Will Kelly
@IKnowSoftware
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The un-shittiest software recruiter on 🌍, owns @DevGrabr . I build dev teams that stick together and ship. Writer/Comic, I love @movetoloveyou , sneakers/Tzus.
Dallas, TX
Joined August 2010
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@TheJackForge
My plumber friend basically prints money. Spend zero on marketing and sales, all word of mouth. $300k annual, picks his clients.
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@TheJackForge
Waiting until I grow a 2nd neck to accommodate the load. I mean who doesn’t love 1st gen shit you need a Sherpa for.
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As a Texan I know damn well if a bunch of Senators from other states tried to tell US how to vote, we'd be in the streets armed to the teeth. Yet our own
@SenTedCruz
leads a pack of treasonous
#GOPSeditiousTraitors
against a free vote and the will of the Americans who cast them.
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@RealCandaceO
@Columbia
ALLLLLLLLLLL your party does is work 24/7 to ensure minorities can't vote, but let's critique Zoom graduations and stay big picture.
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@NoLayingUp
You guys don't see it, so sad. The marks are converging and by Sunday they will unite in their message.
SEND NUDES
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@TheJackForge
It's PERFECT! Look! All the options are RIGHT there! No scrolling into oblivion as a sea of spaces roll by! Golden Age of the interwebz.
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You're not going to have a giant
#YouTube
channel because you're an elite technologist. As good as they are,
@ThePrimeagen
,
@MelkeyDev
,
@aarondfrancis
& others succeed because they're relatable & connect with people. Tech YouTuber is a people gig. 🧵
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@NUCLRGOLF
At this point any angry golf vid that doesn't end in a furious shirt removal is kind of meh, appropriate reaction though.
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@ALT_uscis
Why are the
#ProudBoys
so angry?
1) Graveyard shift at Arby’s.
2) Mom moved her Nordictrack to basement, less room for activities.
3) Dale showed up to event in same
#MMA
t-shirt as me and HE won’t take it off.
4) Running low on Tito’s pizza rolls.
5) Diabetes.
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YAY!!!!! Charge your shit Texans, we got rolling blackouts! Love that
@GregAbbott_TX
spends hundreds of millions on fake border crisis, arming useless cops and policing your child's sex parts but nothing for the grid. Why? So we can pay more to enrich his friends!
#TexasHeat
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@joncoopertweets
Bad news. Scientists have tested the seaweed, the results indicate it’s heterosexual so
@GovRonDeSantis
says it gets to stay.
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@kclairerogers
*Tiger get's in
RICKY: "Is this a fucking Nissan?"
TIGER: "Make more cuts. Buckle up."
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I got a minute with
@terminaldotshop
‘s secret weapon
@sudobunni
on her game strategy.
@LaraconUS
#LaraconDallas
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@goldengateblond
"Honey he lost, need new shirts."
(clicks on Amazon)
"How about fuck kale?"
"That sounds nice Mother."
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@ahtaotee
Thank goodness there is an actual uniform for closeted pedophiles who weren't hugged as children.
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Which lace combo for my new Spideys?
#SpiderMan
#nike
#jordan
#jordan1
#sneakerhead
#Sneakers
#yoursneakersaredope
#SNKRS
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@TheJackForge
Doesn't take shit from anyone, master manipulator, BE/Sys genius, pulls hot goth chicks, hates Java.
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The wifey was watching Young Sheldon and I caught this absolute gem. He gets it!
#SoftwareEngineer
#SoftwareDeveloper
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@TheJackForge
This is the most punchable pic on the interwebz right now. Look at that face, you can tell he's about to tell you about some crypto rizz.
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@tatianatothe
Becoming a Senior Engineer has nothing to do with a calendar flipping or the years you've been walking the earth, you become Senior when you're fulfilling the responsibilities of a Senior Engineer. Congrats on the new role!
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Bro came with the coach drip!!!
@aarondfrancis
not playing…with his wardrobe
#CoachFrancis
@LaraconUS
#LaraconDallas
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@netcapgirl
If he just did the first three u mentioned instead of being a savior from the woke he’d be fine. His genius is only questioned when he speaks.
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@BrendanPorath
Reporter: "chicken..."
DJ: (Oh fuck yeah, please say tenders)
Reporter:"...skewers"
DJ: (Damnit) *nods head
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@marvy_101
Engineers! As a builder of software teams, please don’t abuse this wonderful new app! Less is more!
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@RosserJobs
In August? No. Unless you have a stick up your ass about these things. God forbid somebody take an interview while on vacation.
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@suzost
@ReallyAmerican1
@RepDonBacon
Real Patriots won't be intimidated. If you need to text a man's wife to sway a vote you're weak.
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@TheJackForge
I miss this drippy 3D interface, shit is so f'ing flat now. "It's all about white space!"
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@devagrawal09
It's always the same. "I've" had enough. Enough of acknowledging other people's fundamental rights to live their own lives.
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@NoLayingUp
"Sir, the reading are coming in now, the douche-baggery is simply off the charts! Our equipment can't handle it!"
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I walked by my tv real quick saw this ad playing and was like “Did
@t3dotgg
grab a fat 💰from Liberty Mutual?”
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Tornado warning! I’ve honestly never heard hail like this, but we can’t leave the bathroom to check it out.
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@PGATOUR
@ValsparChamp
So weird that my allergies hit me like a truck right when I watched this, crazy coincidence.
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@cornjulia14
@TriciaLovesBrad
Lol, did Nancy Reagan tweet this? Tell me how AM cannabis consumption makes you an addict compared to evening. Who’s rolling joints? Have you been in a modern dispensary? No.
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My curation of the virtual
@tradeblock_us
closet continues. Presenting…the best
#Jordan1
lows ever made. Materials, theme, colors, quirkiness. F’ing perfect. Zion Lows!
#nike
#jordan
#sneakerhead
#sneakers
#snkrs
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@TheJackForge
My underwater welder bud makes $450/hr and works half the year. Can’t even leetcode!
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@maxhoma23
@Elijah_Craig
"hammering the bunghole shut"
Aaaaaaaaaaaand Max moves up the PIP board!
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@PaulYacoubian
Having to physically look at the toilet paper to see where you're at in the removal process.
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As a recruiter my cred is questioned just by title & while we deserve that it sucks. Because of this any ❤️given to me by engineers is beyond appreciated, it literally makes me viable.
@terminaldotshop
crew!!! Y’all get ♾️❤️,thank u for letting me do mah thing.
#LaraconDallas
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@colehaan
Nobody is ever going to hit through a sand trap with rolled up pants and no freakin' socks. Dude looks like he's at a clam bake.
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If I offered you $500k or a sit down meeting with
@WarrenInTheBuff
which
would you take? The money? That won’t teach you to ship apps. You need to be “career smart” in this market. Don’t bet against…yourself.
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@JasmineForUS
I know you were looking forward to writing legislation that benefits us in Texas but we also appreciate your brilliant side line reporting from the
#GOP
poop flinging show.
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@ken_wheeler
@AdamRackis
Dude this is a much bigger deal than people realize and as a recruiter I am 1000% with you. Engineering used to have a people aspect. Now we have top 5% leetcoders grunting through 1st round culture interviews.
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@maxhoma23
"Now teeing off, for the Americans, salt-of-the earth all-around good guy Max Johnny Corn Homa."
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The
#1
kindest looking pic is
@aarondfrancis
. Hostage negotiators could just flash this pic to terrorists and get people released. He looks like he smells like fresh linen. Like his code runs perfect on ALL machines.
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Excited to contribute to
#MarchMAXness
! Happy hour on a porch with my Air Max Terrascape 97’s, got them for a steal last Christmas.
@hisexcellence79
@nikestore
#sneakers
#sneakerhead
#SNKRS
#nike
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@RosserJobs
Short tenures on
#LinkedIn
of others who had the same job. Same for their leadership team, if it's a revolving door there's a reason. Still want to interview? Make it your first question so they know you're not to be trifled with.
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@TronCarterNLU
@useGolfFACTS
"This podium is too tall for my Patrick."
"Lady I cut the grass here."
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Did not expect
#GranTurismo
to be anything better than watchable and was pleasantly surprised! Super fun flick!
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Always loved these colors and the worm logo is crazy. Got them for a steal too!
#AirMax97
‘Air Sprung”
@hisexcellence79
@nikestore
@Nike
#MarchMAXness
#KOTD
#AirMax
#AirMaxMonth
#ColeHaan
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@PGATOUR
@maxhoma23
@Joel_Dahmen
@RocketClassic
Next question Max, 1st thing that pops into your head.
Max: Tiger Woods
And this Rorschach inkblot reminds you of?
Max: Tiger Woods
Name and animal and a place.
Max: Tiger. Woods.
Here's some finger paints Max, go.
Max: 🐅 🌲🌳🌲
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At
#2
we have
@kentcdodds
who looks like he walks spiders out of the house and releases them. I showed his pic to crying babies and they just stop.
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1) I see
@ThePrimeagen
tweet about
#HTMX
. 2) I investigate this new tech 3) Post on
#LinkedIn
asking who’s used it 4)
@douglas_hirsh
sees post 5) Kicks tires on
#HTMX
6) Puts it in play at work! So very cool! (Doug is good follow too!)
@htmx_org
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So glad
@rjolli007
is back! In her honor I’m sharing my FAVE
#Jordan
1 high, had to grab them immediately after seeing her pics last year. Don’t see these often! Glad she’s back!
#sneakerhead
#sneakers
#Jordan1
#nike
#snkrs
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Miramar Beach,
@movetoloveyou
, J1 lows, a few of my favorite things.
#kotd
#sneakerhead
#Sneakers
#nike
#jordan
#yoursneakersaredope
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@joshcirre
Jesus, how many breakups/job losses/family deaths/personal demons were being overcome in 2020?
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