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Current comedian. Former MySpace celebrity. Future Al Bundy. Norm MacDonald stan. Loner, Dottie. Rebel. Booking: HiDadComedy @gmail .com

Cincinnati, OH
Joined December 2009
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“Politics is poison.” — @ComicDaveSmith
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@meghanapolis This word? 👀
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@chrisdmowrey Dear Republicans, Please have the courage to do what both Utah and Texas have done — allow students to legally carry on college campuses. It’s a fundamental human right
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@hamiramani @PortlandPolice @PBOTinfo @juleezworld @BFryback “Hang on, Mom... let me pull my telephone from my retractable cord attachment in my cargo short pocket first. I’ll snag a picture of this road hog and send it promptly to Twitter.”
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@hamiramani @PortlandPolice @PBOTinfo @juleezworld @BFryback You dweebs standing in the middle of the road are causing more of an obstruction than a truck.
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@glosswitch Imagine literally committing murder and then boohooing about “loneliness”
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@harryjsisson Here’s the exact same video, with audio from the RNC instead of Rachel Maddow. You’re a liar.
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@NuanceBro @CurrentRevolt “Hi yeah, we’re all here illegally… can you tell me why you’re filming?”
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@DChrisman91 @Commanders Redskins would never do this
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@meghanapolis You were 26
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@GavinNewsom According to the CDC’s most recent data available, California’s homicide rate is 6.4 per 100,000, while South Dakota’s homicide rate is 5.3 per 100,000.
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@JusticeHorn_ Who are you again?
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@amuse @greg_price11 Imagine being in so much insurmountable debt because you’re horrible at budgeting that you raise your credit limit instead of being more fiscally responsible. They have proven they don’t deserve any more shopping sprees.
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@shoe0nhead Reminds me of that tragedy
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@SeanMcCarthyCom Was talking about this with a friend the other day. We used to hang out and watch Newgrounds videos or play mindless flash games that created an actual place we wanted to be. Now it’s just a 200mph highway where everything gets memory-holed and no one wins
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@JoshLekach Imagine three months off every year
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@mahaaaay In every realm of reality Karen was a nightmare
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@carolinefenton1 Peep this one: Cannabis Sativa Smith
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@igarglewithfire Lmao omg… this is exactly like in the first couple South Park episodes when Matt and Trey did “Fireside Chats” and kept changing the dog named Scratch as a gag
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@cmclymer The same cops that forcibly restrained and nearly arrested parents for trying to rush into the school to save their own children? Right before a Border Patrol agent had to be the one to neutralize the shooter? Yeah, you’re not making the point you think you’re making.
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@jeff_rosen88 @SamMcDowell11 What mess exactly, being Catholic?
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@earlgreywolff I love it when women admit their value is based on men choosing them, and not the other way around
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@gosuprime21 @michaelmalice Right-wing shooter: far-right ideology pushed them over the edge Trans shooter: far-right ideology pushed them over the edge
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@LauraLoomer If Team MAGA isn’t “Team don’t fund wars”, then what team is? This is ridiculous, Laura
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@MythinformedMKE He was the first comedian I ever saw live. He’s Catholic and has five kids. But his takes on politics are so beyond help. He constantly just diverts to attacking the other side when his side is challenged.
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@davidhogg111 Watch out, David! He’s got dynamite too!
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@SeanMcCarthyCom Dude’s N64 cartridges were double stacked
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@GavinNewsom They upheld the Constitution. Something you didn’t do. And now you want an amendment yourself? Lol
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@NuanceBro Wendy Boobercorn
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@TaylerUSA This has been happening with Somalis in Columbus, Ohio since 2017. Here’s info from SomaliOhio, a nonprofit given grants by former Republican Governor John Kasich to work to assimilate them. These slides contain a litany of issues/challenges they bring with them. No possible
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@RapSheet @pauldehnerjr Players can pull a Pete Rose on an app now, and my guy can’t get in the Hall of Fame Hit King > DraftKings
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@WillFiteForYou @LibertyCliff “The only time we had a liberty movement was when Ron Paul said the bravest things to a room of people who he knew would boo him out of that room. Now, it seems people will only say what couldn’t possibly get you booed out of the room. People respond to courage.” @ComicDaveSmith
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@PSA_Sitch His sweater, combined with the information overload of hoarding knickknacks in the background, has me in literal tears
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@harryjsisson Oh no, @harryjsisson deleted his tweet. Why, Harry?
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@lawindsor So you admit you have no evidence that he himself did anything, and you’re still posting this why?
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**It's possible that someone else registered his email to the site.** But I confirmed that the registered email is ACTIVE and is HIS... How? I emailed Rufo for comment to that email and HE RESPONDED 😂 2/
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@RichardBSpencer It feels like the left doing a parody of the right doing a parody of the left Like a white comic doing a black guy doing a white guy voice
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@extradeadjcb Idk man, peeping your credit card, stalking your facebook, your mom’s facebook, joining a group to meet her first… Maybe just say hi to me in the grocery store
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@axios “Red states with less restrictive gun laws” Ok, so New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine? Why not similar homicide rates exactly?
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@VivekGRamaswamy @NikkiHaley “We need to identify and surveil everyone in the public square because of… Chinese bots.” Somehow I don’t think she understood the irony.
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@TheTNHoller @WilliamLamberth @brotherjones_ 1) What “military weapons” are we talking about? 2) The answer is none, because they aren’t used by the military. Even if they were, citizens should own them. That’s the whole point. Even in Tennessee, the public education system is a complete failure.
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@staceyabrams She took RU-486. Interesting how you fail to mention that
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@denunzio1967 @gunpolicy @CoryBooker Which one of your forefathers had a cell phone?
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@SameeraKhan @NuanceBro City Council should just take their sign meme and actually make it 😂
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@jjones9 @pauldehnerjr That’s nearly two months of his 2023 salary
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@Lauren_Southern I have a hard time believing the halls of power didn’t also see this coming, but as an acceptable level of collateral damage The writing was on the wall, I can’t imagine the brass are going “where did this come from?”
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@luisjgomez Hell yeah. At least the only people who will notice the livestream is down will be paying for it
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@theserfstv Show me any pube of introspection from any progressive in blac-bloc after edging toward violent thoughts.
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@mjs_DC You can bump fire with a belt loop. And there’s no conceivable way you could ever reach 800/min. If you can, prove it. I dare you.
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@VergilWarrior lol meanwhile literally every other thing happened
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@EliseJoshi @NuanceBro Interesting… considering Obama has you on a first-name basis and you’re kissing up to him
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@MrAndyNgo Hate crime?
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@walterkirn This latest CNN piece claims the homicide rate spike over the last year is due to “school board meetings.” Totally asinine. We’re going to be continuously poked and prodded and bullied until we decide to do something about it.
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@donlemon Very astute answer
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@ScooterCasterNY @yyeeaahhhboiii2 Nah that’s his brother Miles
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@ochocinco Coacho cinco?
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@NuanceBro Charlie is more Ben-Shapiro-style gotcha moments for content bc that’s how TPUSA pulls $ but Vivek has hearts and minds as a former candidate and is seeing the forest for the trees Even rational leftists notice the olive branches. Much more preferable and uniting messaging
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@kalebjackson00 Seems like she’s got some mental problems
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@SameeraKhan Even the cops came prepared with their jackets
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@davidhth Wait a minute: parents are giving their 15-year-old daughters breast reduction surgery for gymnastics or breast implants/facial tattoos for beauty pageants? Idk, call me crazy I think those are probably child abuse too
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@RichardBSpencer She gave marginalized affluent suburbanite cat moms a trillion-dollar soapbox. She’s the women’s march of people.
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@davidhogg111 @RepOgles Did you think this was real dynamite too?
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@budlight If it isn’t @Shanemgillis , you screwed up
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@clairecmc The same weapons you’re more than happy to send to Ukraine or the Taliban. Interesting.
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@sandibachom @cole_sull It’s just property, Sandi. What connection do you have to it beyond state lines?
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@TowerKingCole Ayn Rand: writes vast catalogue of books documenting the cultish, collective mentality of people being used against everyday working-class individuals to force them into obedience Twitter: “lol anyone who reads Ayn Rand is a childish idiot” No wonder they don’t get it
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@MythinformedMKE How quickly things have changed.
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@smolyeety @meghanapolis What day did it become off-limits exactly?
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@BoulwareH2 @tommy_corner Last summer, NBC ran some story from a former Iraq war veteran who was a police officer at the Capitol on 1/6… he said what he saw at the Capitol was infinitely worse than grenade fire he saw overseas It was at that moment I knew our veterans seriously need psychiatric help
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@wayotworld Many such cases in early 90’s kids film. Little Giants, Honey We Shrunk Ourselves, Milk Money, Sandlot, Mighty Ducks, Angels In The Outfield Everything felt lighter
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@FauxJeaux God bless Joe, but the funniest thing to happen here would be if he does really bad in Houston so the “night and day” statement can still be true ironically
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@gunpolicy @Nate_McMurray People hear “well-regulated” and think the government was giving itself power to ban things Meanwhile it literally just meant the militia was properly organized
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@chrisdmowrey Y’all have the entire corporate press, education system, Hollywood, NGOs, TikTok, and the intelligence agencies backing you And you think you’re not steeped in corruption? You’re blind dude.
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@SophiaCai99 How does this mesh with Twitter’s policy of incitement of violence both on and off the platform?
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@realonlineboy 80’s glam era was flamboyant as all hell In 40 years they’ll be saying the same thing about this generation with crocs and fanny packs
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@ComradeDoyIe And a voodoo woman named Phyllis
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@EdKrassen Gavin Newsom is a fraud
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@carronJphillips You’re still here?
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@jemelehill @VanityHandicap Jemele… the problem started earlier when the government “guaranteed” student loans through the FFEL, which was a program instituted through the Higher Education Act of 1965, signed by (Guess who…) Lyndon Johnson. The “Great Society” and all of its programs have kept
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@iamyesyouareno “Sweden is like the Mecca of… well, it’s just Mecca.”
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@KimIversenShow You hope people become grandparents? That’s actually pretty wholesome. When two people have sex, nature provides consequences. No one is forcing teenagers to do or carry anything.
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@Cluffalo @ManuelSConde @paleochristcon You think there was any hope for that woman in the video, if only JD Vance didn’t say “childless cat ladies”?
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@BigDickBarclay @YayAreaNews I didn’t even know he was sick
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@kenbensinger @jvgarrison It’s almost like the FBI is directly complicit. Imagine that.
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@KeithWoodsYT He’s basically a pro-life Milton Friedman. Which the right love him. You can’t have open borders and a welfare state, so he’s saying choose one.
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@ComicDaveSmith You don’t even have to be a Rogan fan… Carving out 3 hours to learn about someone sheds the production of this Wizard of Oz speedball programming everyone is used to. Sitting face-to-face, sharing a beverage, with eye contact/body language etc. is the lifeblood of humanity.
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@notbubbawallace Nice to know you don’t think people can legitimately be religious in America Point to the exact quote where he said women should “get back in the kitchen”. We’ll all wait patiently
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@GavinNewsom Body is still warm, and here you are calling for more dead bodies. Great work
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@NuanceBro It’s crystal clear who’s calling the shots in that meeting
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You wanna rebel against society? Find a good woman, marry her, and have double-digit babies. Happy Friday 🙂
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@FlorioGina Apparently women can say no to crappy men when it comes to marriage, but not intercourse. Interesting.
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@ochocinco He’s been around forever. But yeah, self-made and funded from the jump. Came up with Patrice O’Neal when they were both on Opie & Anthony
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@LokiJulianus “The Party told you to ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears.”
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