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@notbubbawallace

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leftist who likes nascar for some reason | BW23, TR45, LH44, @Mariners and @BuffaloBills

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@notbubbawallace
jordan
8 days
it’s always funny when random assholes in my mentions complain “wow they actually blocked me” yeah i pressed one button to get rid of an annoying guy and i’d do it again, it took far less effort than it took you to type that tweet whining about it
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@notbubbawallace
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6 months
tossing this into a NASCAR facebook group like a live grenade and logging out
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8 months
@hamnaw77 @AndreaAHarris1 @oldenoughtosay you put her face up. you made it HARDER for her to breathe. you’re taught the recovery position on day 1 of any kind of first aid training.
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8 months
@hamnaw77 @AndreaAHarris1 @oldenoughtosay she easily could have aspirated and choked to death on her own spit, and you could have been liable because you decided to get involved despite clearly not having any kind of first aid training.
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8 months
@hamnaw77 @AndreaAHarris1 @oldenoughtosay you said you “held her face up.” not my fault you can’t word things clearly. that’s also still not what you’re supposed to do when someone is seizing.
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4 months
in a just world harrison butker would be cut by tomorrow and never play another nfl snap. i don’t care if that’s harsh, you shouldn’t be allowed to continue being a pro athlete if you’re given the honor of a graduation speech and use it to tell women to get back in the kitchen.
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8 months
@hamnaw77 @AndreaAHarris1 @oldenoughtosay you shouldn’t be moving anyone who is seizing unless you know exactly what you’re doing or it’s a dire emergency. as a lifeguard, i was trained that if even someone has a seizure in the pool, you do not try to extract them. you hold them loosely on the surface and ride it out.
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@notbubbawallace
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4 months
so harrison butker spent a large portion of a commencement speech directly addressing the women grads in the audience and basically telling them to get back in the kitchen? alongside some absolutely vile homophobia too. what the fuck? the NFL’s gotta suspend him, right?
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@notbubbawallace
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3 months
i’m happy for daniel but out of context this is one of the funniest social media graphics i’ve ever seen
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Trackhouse Racing
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IT'S OFFICIAL! @Daniel_SuarezG IS A DUAL CITIZEN!!! 🇺🇸🇲🇽
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1 year
every F1 certified track is prepped for a minimum of 26 cars. NASCAR fits 40 at every track, even at tracks way smaller than anything F1 goes to. with individual pit stalls for each car. claiming that F1 doesn’t have the capacity for an 11th team is lazy and an outright lie.
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@notbubbawallace
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4 years
To all the “Blue Lives Matter” NASCAR fans (*cough* Mike Harmon *cough*)
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@notbubbawallace
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5 years
@YellowMellow85 @sanosbo1 They literally killed 2 innocent people with their carelessness and could have killed others.
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1 year
imagine training your whole life to race at le mans, and finally getting a ride in a GT3 team and then you get passed by a massive fucking camaro that was designed specifically to turn left
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@hamnaw77 @AndreaAHarris1 @oldenoughtosay first aid is not something you should learn by doing. it’s good that it turned out okay but you could have seriously hurt her.
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1 year
@_mrpussy as a new yorker, our state not having any of this despite having a democratic supermajority for most of my goddamn life makes my blood boil
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@notbubbawallace
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2 years
be careful out there, everyone. i had a tickets for nascar at texas in my car and someone broke in and left 2 more
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3 years
@DrawPlayDave the funniest possible ending to this would be the 49ers signing rodgers and then the packers finally beat the 49ers in the playoffs next year
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4 years
@adamageddon @staceyNYCDC @JAMALIGLE How many times do we have to debunk this bullshit. -Over 90% Bernie supporters voted for Clinton -Green got 1.5 million votes, Libertarians got 4. Without third party Clinton would have lost worse. -Clinton torpedoed her own campaign because she got complacent
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@notbubbawallace
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3 years
If NASCAR rigged races Dale Jr would have at least one championship Jimmie would have won in his farewell season Danica would have won a race Chase would have like 15 championships No, they didn’t rig it for Bubba
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@notbubbawallace
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3 months
yet another completely unnecessary israeli strike on a defenseless target
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WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED?! Justin Allgaier crashed and Alon Day hit him while he was stopped nearly 30 seconds later! #NASCAR
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2 years
tw// police violence keenan anderson called the police for help after a car accident and they killed him. tyre nichols was beaten by police so badly that family members described it as “beyond emmitt till.” for allegedly driving recklessly. we’re less than a month into 2023.
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2 years
“we want your queer kids to survive” is apparently considered grooming now. these people are delusional.
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6 months
that’s a “my partner told me to sell it but i really don’t want to” price
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anyone want a $225k supra
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@notbubbawallace
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4 years
Honestly I’m pretty scared to post this, but whatever. Please read the whole thing.
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@bendreyfuss sounds great, ben! i’ll enlist as soon as you do!
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@notbubbawallace
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3 years
Tyler Reddick is still a king for this
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3 years
@shaun_vids shaun i know this is satire but this tweet still caused me physical pain
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4 months
@LVNiteOwl last time i checked, the kansas city chiefs aren’t the government, so yes. freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences.
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@notbubbawallace
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1 year
nascar did it better
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@vincenzolandino
Vincenzo Landino
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Asymmetrical sidepod inlets is one of the most insane innovations I’ve ever seen in F1. It is truly groundbreaking and aero benefits will be huge, don’t need a wind tunnel to see that. With development on PU limited it’ll be hard to replicate - advantage locked in for years?
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@notbubbawallace
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8 months
…because that’s not the only thing she said
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3 years
@TrashPandaFTW @EmmanuelAcho this was the only highlight
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@notbubbawallace
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29 days
okay i’m so happy for harrison, but it is absolutely ridiculous that the lowest full time driver in the standings is in the playoffs over bubba because nascar decided to scrap the rule requiring winners to be top 30 in points to get into the playoffs.
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4 months
i have a feeling i’m going to stop supporting a few drivers this weekend🙃
@anthonyalfredo
Anthony Alfredo
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. @realDonaldTrump loves NASCAR
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2 years
cody ware is going to be on crutches this weekend. alex bowman is concussed. kurt busch’s career might be over. nascar needs a driver union.
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2 years
nascar in the 50s and 60s was so damn weird
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if nascar lets this win stand they’re essentially telling drivers that the last lap is a free-for-all with no rules. if you don’t get penalized for intentionally wrecking the top 2 cars to rob a win with clear evidence of its intentionality, there’s nothing you can do that would.
@jeff_gluck
Jeff Gluck
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Austin Dillon's team radio had said "I don't care how you do it" before he hit Joey Logano and then "Wreck him! Wreck him!" before Denny Hamlin. "Pop Pop is proud of you," Richard Childress then said on the radio.
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3 years
daniel hemric now has more nascar wins than nascar “superstar” matt dibenedetto
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2 years
GOATy Ware
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3 years
ok i know we’re all making fun of nascar ignition right now but it can’t be worse than nascar heat evolution
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@bendreyfuss how are you not embarrassed
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@ryanjonzee48 @NASCAR @CLGBTCC human rights aren’t political
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this is blatant, unabashed racism at this point and at this point i’m losing respect for junior by the day as he continues to employ this person and ignore this garbage
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Jesus Christ Brett
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2 years
i don’t think there’s ever been a nascar tweet that’s aged worse than this one
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3 years
funniest interaction i’ve seen in a while
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2 years
@dovyp @BankonkG @WokeArchive congrats, you fell for nazi propaganda. there was plenty of research done on gender and trans people in the decades before wwii, and the nazis tried to erase it from history.
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2 years
ok nascar, you’ve decided to set the precedent that intentionally wrecking someone leads to a suspension. now enforce it.
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3 years
matt dibenedetto
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3 months
the look on alex’s face when he was asked if bubba should be suspended is PRICELESS
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2 years
kurt busch’s redemption arc is probably one of the best in the history of sports
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4 years
@PoliticsFrog @cranberrylemons @casmith3128 @PettyWalker_ The highway was closed to traffic. So at that moment, it was NOT for cars.
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4 months
implying that two drivers are in a relationship because they did something to upset you is absolutely homophobic and i’m so fucking tired of how many people in this sport are revealing themselves to be shitty people on a daily basis.
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"Never seen him do something like that dumb." @SantinoFerrucci gives his take on the incident with the No. 27.
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2 years
lmao tyler reddick gave rcr a year and a half of notice and they’re complaining about the timing of it
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3 years
A quick comparison Has a NASCAR win Myatt Snider: ✔️ Matt DiBenedetto: ❌ Respects trans people Myatt Snider: ✔️ Matt DiBenedetto❌ Myatt > Matt
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8 months
@wanttobuyavon @TigheSammy there’s no way this happens without either tracing or just ripping the models straight from the games and making slight modifications. this is not just “looks kinda similar.” this is almost identical modeling and polygons. that can not happen by accident.
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1 year
@KatyMontgomerie beyond parody.
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@ProfDBernstein @Alonso_GD claiming that “armed combatants are using the hospital as a base” is laughable. this happened in the west bank. hamas has no power in the west bank and does not control their hospitals. there is no proof that the people killed were there for anything other than treating injuries.
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2 years
a lot of the fans that larson gained in april of 2020 are showing their true colors today
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3 years
it’s very funny that in F1 being allowed to use the number 1 is a huge honor reserved only for champions meanwhile in nascar
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@spencyt123 @KamitronPTW what josh giddey did is absolutely disgusting and indefensible. what kyrie did was fucked up too. there’s a reason his defenders never actually mention what was in the movie.
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4 years
@VladimirBelmon6 @PuffballsUnited @InnerslothDevs Be patient, they have ONE programmer who’s already working a ton just to keep the servers running.
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3 years
i think every single person on nascar twitter has gotten this birthday card at least once
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3 years
@TheDubpace @yvanka_elena ok so instead of having a receipt saying you own the W11 you have a receipt saying you own a jpeg of the W11
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and it’s being driven by an american named jimmie fucking johnson who’s semi-retired and doesn’t even do endurance racing
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@wanttobuyavon @TigheSammy they’re very slightly different because the devs very slightly modified the models to give themselves plausible deniability. apparently it worked really, really well.
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3 years
man i feel so bad for brandon, dude was just celebrating his first win and now he’s gotta deal with shit like this
@DonaldJTrumpJr
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I’m pretty sure they’re not chanting “Let’s go Brandon” as the NBC reporter is telling us. What do you hear? #fjb
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angry nascar drivers have been hitting each other on cooldown laps since the beginning of time (or 1949). if you want to say it should be policed harsher, i won’t disagree with you, but it’s not a coincidence that this uproar only came around once the black driver did it.
@NASCARONFOX
FOX: NASCAR
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Martin Truex Jr. isn't happy.
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2 years
am i tripping or is this a gen 6 front end on a COT body
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3 years
@Brian_Someguy @Pradaldi @shaun_vids nope, this dude is completely unironic
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3 years
a list of the most unproblematic drivers in nascar that i do not understand how they have haters - ryan preece - ryan vargas - erik jones - myatt snider - daniel hemric - christian eckes - tyler reddick
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4 months
@pogicedes @baseballcontext in basically any conceivable circumstances no outfielder should ever be entering the infield because it’s much quicker to throw to an infielder that’s covering the base. for some reason second, third, and home base were left unattended on this play.
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@hamnaw77 @oldenoughtosay she’s lucky she didn’t choke on her own vomit or spit because you put her face up which is one of the worst things you could have done. source: was lifeguard and first aid trained for years
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@ricottarichards @brittanyschmelz @NessIsBest420 @imjdsharp @DailyLoud @pubity also she has been retired for over a year now and never even went pro, this is such a non-issue it’s hilarious
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@JerryTurin @DeoyeTalabi @AyyashMark because israel controls the imports of building supplies, and they don’t want gaza to have an airport. and it’s pretty hard to build an airport without cement or steel.
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2 years
it’s 18 now. 18 fucking kids. this country disgusts me.
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@FoxyJ934 @LFD203 @WZG1889 @rileyjroberts “the chromosomes is what gives the difference in strength” is just straight up incorrect. it’s horomones. which are determined which set of reproductive organs you have.
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3 years
hey guys i found kyle larson’s favorite restaurant
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1 year
@ricottarichards @brittanyschmelz @NessIsBest420 @imjdsharp @DailyLoud @pubity you have no idea what you’re talking about. the event she was ranked in the 400s in was a random event she did once. in the events she actually swam she was easily top 100 in the country as a college freshman, and top 50 in two events.
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5 years
@JournalistEW Ok boomer
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@bobpockrass
Bob Pockrass
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In talking to media primarily about the Richmond tire plans, NASCAR Senior VP of Competition Elton Sawyer says they plan to let the guys race in the instance of Corey LaJoie-Kyle Busch at Pocono (and no penalty to LaJoie).
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2 years
an iconic moment in nascar twitter history
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if kyle larson gets a playoff waiver because he was competing in a different race, NASCAR owes grant enfinger a damn apology.
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2 years
@NickAdamsinUSA hey nick are you watching the nascar race
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3 years
If Alex Bowman can get over Bubba dumping water on him 2 years ago then I’m sure Firstname572057394 on Twitter can get over it too
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4 years
the fact that derrike cope, josh bilicki and joey gase are in this race and ty dillon is not is bullshit
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@jjfThompson
Jeremiah “Jasper” Thompson
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Our flags are now banned from NASCAR. Many of us love the South, our culture and our heritage, but there will always be spineless traitors among us too.
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jordan
3 years
nascar twitter can finally get vaccinated
@kaitlancollins
Kaitlan Collins
3 years
The FDA has just expanded Pfizer’s vaccine authorization to include 12-15 year olds.
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cody ware was one of three cars to make it through the big one and had a chance at the win on the last lap and he still barely got mentioned by the broadcast, didn’t get interviewed, and hasn’t gotten any mention on nascar’s socials. no wonder small teams can’t find sponsors.
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3 years
WAIT CHRIS CHAN AND DENNY HAMLIN WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL??
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3 years
good morning, bubba wallace is still a cup series winner
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@ProfDBernstein @Alonso_GD they were getting medical treatment in the west bank because israel has bombed every single hospital in gaza. there’s no proof they were there for any other reason. the only “evidence” these people were even connected to hamas is the word of the IDF.
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jordan
2 years
he wasn’t “forced out,” he underperformed in a top-tier ride with little sponsorship and then tried to become a right wing grifter in a desperate attempt to save his seat
@BlackFlagMatter
Darian Gilliam
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Matt DiBenedetto was forced out of Cup after 2021. Now he’s sitting inside the Truck Series Playoffs early on. Solid start to the 2023 season. #NASCAR75
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the four horsemen of “wait, they did a cup series race?”
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@YellowMellow85 @sanosbo1 Maybe don’t open fire in a crowded area and DON’T USE CIVILIAN CARS WITH PEOPLE IN THEM AS SHIELDS?
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it’s good that nascar is finally cracking down on intentional wrecking but it feels like nascar chose the worst driver possible to make an example out of considering the hate bubba wallace already gets from… certain groups
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@dennyhamlin @TyGibbs @ToyotaRacing i’ve always wanted to ratio denny hamlin
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jordan
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lia thomas has been retired from swimming for three years now, and no coach for any US national swimming team has made a comment anything like this, let alone an unnamed coach of the women’s olympic team.
@ArmaLite15OU812
LD Basler
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The US Women's Team has made it clear that they will quit right away if Lia Thomas is allowed to try out by the Olympic Committee. The Coach said, "We don't need an outsider." "We are champions made up of only women." You guys aren't welcome to join." These women did a great
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@TierZoo “woah that’s a cool looking video. oh wait, i don’t speak english”
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