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8 months
"In summary, this individual appears to be a very technically savvy European, likely an AI engineer, with a bleak, cynical outlook that they express through dark humor and countercultural attitudes on Twitter. The account feels more like an outlet for irreverent takes on tech and
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what's up with the type of guy that constantly make really good metaphors and analogies? how does their brain work?
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3 months
the cormac mccarthy posting will continue
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2 months
doordash for sex work
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@BasedNorthmathr "i have freedom of speech in countries that have politics i already agree with. how curious"
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@wanyeburkett wait where is the bald eagle there should be a bald eagle in the story
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@trans_jew they even need to pee sometimes. maybe even poop
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@thechosenberg lol my friends unironically did that and now one of them is homeless and one is dead
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@soychotic [takes MDMA]: ohh i didn't know i'm supposed to feel like i'm having an orgasm all the time!!! crazy!!
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@OrphicCapital 1,604 seed investors
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@Duderichy there’s literally no downsides to blaming yourself for everything bad that happens to you
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@hyperpriorai makes sense, i guess it's partly a relation to pattern recognition that is common in literature and you can just sort of learn by osmosis
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literally me
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for low agency individuals free markets really are similar to slavery
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miss having the arrogance of a young lad with zero life experience that simply assumes everyone is dumber and simply worse than he his
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@dotnetschizo DDOS? he is 13 upvotes on a niche subreddit away from bankruptcy
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@SwannMarcus89 good guy other than the whole bad thing
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@himbodhisattva basically - it's vibes
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@growing_daniel the slavic soul yearns for a life of poverty
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@KILLTOPARTY babe cancel your 13:30, we shall have intercourse (m’lady)
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this is just how women in data science look like btw
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@eigenrobot working in big tech i learned quickly that if someone talks about their fetish at work i can’t trust them to finish their tasks on time
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@G0ADM really? i feel it's less an apollonian skill, maybe something I maybe associate with more intuitive people. best example I have is a very jewish VC guy I know - super extroverted, talkative, and spits beautiful relations every second sentence
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@quietusername we are disrupting prostitution, sir
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@chinesegon if you pay 2200e out of your 4200e rent of rent and utilities you're an eejit. i make double that and pay half of that in one of the more expensive northen european cities.
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@vikhyatk this is completely fine your colleague is ngmi
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@LinkofSunshine drew is an absolute legend, the amount of rage he installs in his opposition is admirable
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@teodor_io she said it's a challenging idea in today's economic landscape of rising doubt about the sustainability of gig work, the morality of sex work, and the profitability of investing heavy capital on their combination
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@ovchinnikov that’s not the case and it’s pretty obvious after five minutes in the room with one of these people
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@ylecun @elonmusk @erikbryn sounds suspiciously like “trust the experts”
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is there a convincing theory of mind behind why people often choose misery? why do they so clearly want to have weekly breakdowns, traumas, angst? are they just very wrong or what’s going on
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@TrueSlazac we did it reddit
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@Andr3jH please, walk me through the mental gymnastics
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@VividVoid_ @Duderichy rofl no, literally just grow thicker skin
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@SwannMarcus89 "i have a bad job so i can't afford all the things i want to buy" just hurts their ego too much to admit that's about the depth of their political commentary. children.
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"type shit" "real" "type shit" "real"
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7 months
Finnish is not a serious language
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ok seriously though what’s this guy’s problem
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@nlevnaut i think it objectively is, but traversing the relation graph seems to happen differently for different people. breadth/depth is one dimension, and there are probably others. probably related to how it's modelled internally.
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@vocalcry @thechosenberg right yes but the answer to that problem still isn't to cheat on your wife
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@1owroller she looks like the most average finnish woman i have ever seen i just passed by 20 of them
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@UNC1374C0 sounds kinda reasonable thing? the gameboy and talking i mean. what’s the nuance im missing? pretty sure my parents had similar requests towards me
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today is the day, guys. today is the day i'm taking a swing
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@zeta_globin lol i wish it worked for me at all in finland. people explicitly ask me do i condone this or that. and if there are drinks involved people completely forget any sense of civility. i have to tell people explicitly “i don’t want to talk about it”
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@slanana_manana i'm accepting investments
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@teodor_io that's just a more mean way of saying she is relatable to young women
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the median voter has no memetic defences
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@Andr3jH have you… have you worked with many of them?
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more from the antarctica trip
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@Andr3jH an august kind of shower thought innit
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@hollowearthterf in finland your father could get at least 30 reindeers for you
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@justalexoki rofl my wife hates when i fall asleep early because she says it makes it harder for her to fall asleep
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they just keep adding lore to this
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@Duderichy @VividVoid_ when it’s obvious it’s obvious and when it isn’t you should lean toward personal responsibility even without full verification because it’s less regrettable in the long run. exceptions exist sure
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if you can trigger FOMO in your interviewer's mind you got the job
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@revhowardarson but they have creation stories about a turtle or something
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@ne0scythian a fascist counted to ten today - did you?
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guy with e/acc in his name:
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why is it that the ppl who call others "midwits" are dumb?
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come join us!
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see you there anon?
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one banger away from financial independence
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if you were to start a defence-tech startup, what products would you look into developing first?
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@siggibecker @hyperpriorai this is also my impression. the longer you think the worse they become. they are a fruit of intuition, of backroom word processing
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when my supervisor asks what are my career goals during a casual 1:1 after the summer holiday
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i hate it so much when engineers talk about stuff that isn't engineering with the same confidence. how small is your world that you allow yourself such smugness?
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Starting November 1st I will be muting all Anime PFPs. You can apply for an exception below.
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you guys are not ready for AI Greta
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@iroasmas had a call with a finnish engineer and he told me my code fucking suck
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for high agency individuals that comparison just makes no sense
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@growing_daniel total vibe shift. he's done.
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if you’re so smart why are you so ugly?
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@dissproportion seriously what's even the point of marriage if you look at it this way
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hell yeah
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this. is. europe.
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as a Ukrainian-Israeli living in Finland...
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Pamphlets having a normal one…
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wow i really made it guys
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@KILLTOPARTY why does he know her favourite porn star lol
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this will live in my head for the rest of my life now.
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@airkatakana well air katakana, it is because the worry is mostly performative
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i have twelve days to find half a million impressions
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@OrphicCapital spent my 20s unlearning all the harmful stuff i was told in my youth, any my 30 the harmful stuff i taught my self in my 20s
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i think i'm leaving AI there's not much left to do here tbh
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if you're such a good person how come you're so poor?
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the grass touching will continue until morals improve
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sometimes i forget that my twitter account is literally older than some of you
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alright AMA
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a young fit homeless man asked me for a few euros to buy cigarettes, I told him “i will absolutely not fund your cigarettes” and my friends got pissed at me for being rude. was i wrong chat?
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@KILLTOPARTY let's be honest if he needs instructions he's not attracted to her
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it's actually insane how east europe is now the _safe_ side. it wasn't always like this, and you don't need to be old to remember that
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Again, Poland with one of the lowest robbery rates in Europe. 🇵🇱
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@bougienightmare @eigenrobot it’s mostly poly ppl
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rofl got out of the wilderness to discover i’m now working for AMD
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@getnormality when you see through everything you see nothing. postmodern consciousness is the curse of the irish elk
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don't get people without career ambitions. how are you fine just doing the same thing everyday? don't you want to grow? are you just waiting around to die? many questions.
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