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If there’s one thing fathers should pass on to their progeny, it’s good music 😭👨🏾🍼
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This reminds me of my shortlived career as an actor in Nairobi. Got an extra role in Wash and Set, a show on NTV as a thief. Then I spent the next 8 months or so chasing after them wakanikanja Elfu Moja, Pesa Taslimu za Jamhuri ya Kenya 😂
Mimi tangu nilipwe na bamba fifty uko 2015, nilijua hii kazi ya influencer sio yangu🤣
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Kenyans busy dethroning a dictator on social media in neighboring Uganda when right at the heart of Nairobi their dictator is installing a Governor without a single vote in their name
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Wakenya because they were neglected very early in life hudhani parenting your child ends, at 18 or after college 😂.
Only death brings parental responsibilities to an end.
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Fumbled what? Mutinda’s lawyer made money 😂 Lawyers don’t care about Ls; you don’t even need to be a law student to know the guy infringed on Nonini’s copyright
Mutinda's lawyer fumbled a big one. I hope the client offers to cover the resulting bill.
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Seattle, I had an environmental restoration job. I was preparing a site with thorny plants for a volunteer event. So in the bush, kukatakata; this white woman comes with her daughter who looks like 7; they see me and she goes, “Look at that wild animal!” Wakapita wakicheka 😲😁
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Remember how Cartlon Maina; a Maseno Alum who was studying in the UK was killed in cold blood by a Police Officer? A boy that has his own TedTalk bana. We shall not forget
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@abosalem_omar
@TrollFootball
Congratulations to Arsenal on that Partey medal for 3 games played
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King Kaka anaona drop outs are more successful than graduates na anasomesha watoto wake.
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Arsenal fans if Jorginho is unveiled instead of Caicedo today
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@gabrieloguda
once told a story on FB of an uncle that drowned in Lake Victoria and someone had a dream of the uncle that led them directly to the body the next day.
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Ramaphosa will succeed. He won’t steal because he is already rich. Then in his second term, he will focus on his legacy. Lots to look forward to
Zuma is finally stepping down. I do hope Ramaphosa is ready for the task ahead.
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@wuodobech
describes the mood on the ground in Kisumu after watching Achieng’s interview where she insinuates Luos aren’t naturally born to speak Luo and English:
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If any of you know what the journey has been for Angel Gomes 😭
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I still remember Aisha Jumwa from when her school attended the Maseno School French Day in 2009. She had prefects tie on
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@MarigaThoithi
Wako confused Governor ameachwa because if you are that powerful women must not have a choice
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Nigerian men in Kenya live like 50 people in one house in Roysambu. Have a couple agbada, invest in their image and chafua meza at the club and the many idiotic Nairobi babes fall for it eti “If Kenyan men aren’t careful, they will lose us to Nigerians”.. Well we wish you LUCK
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Be very wary of any person that says and thinks only they alone are a solution. I trust me a seasoned career politician over a charlatan.
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@ElijahKyama_
Foolish punditry from Rio as usual.. So why did we concede the first goal with Maguire on the pitch?
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@ErlingRoIe
@BenSt0ne1
Y’all can’t even fill up your stadium on a Champions League night.. Where are the Manchester City fans in Manchester?
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Mimi Raila Odinga akisema kimeibiwo, kimeibiwo.
The alternative is to trust a convicted landgrabber who built a historic stadium in Kamariny in only 6 months.
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@ManCityhateacc
@utdcynical
Haaland and Mbappe don’t seem to have ego issues. They are just too good.. It’s an easy assumption
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@KatheuNzyimi
@ComradeJMaya
They are so unlucky we are so informed these days. Now imagine the number of extrajudicial killings where they planted fake weapons
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I knew Boniface Mwangi to be a scam over 10 years ago; one of the student leaders I knew back then worked very closely with the guy. He was painting pigs on Parliament Road and earning MILLIONS 😂
Boniface Mwangi has always been after money and not the interest of Kenyans how he claims after all, he supports Azimio but he's enabling his favorites to spread hate speech and misinformation this election period
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@DavidNdii
@ProffPrime
This is exactly what we want Daktari. Do not pretend like you care about us and what the country is like today... Or that you do not like it’s leadership. If you are a Ruto cheerleader then by all means cheer. You are just like the rest of them.
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@jasebyjason
@005e5n
The fight for a “habitable planet” doesn’t lie with stopping civilians from going about their business; taking their kids to school. Major Corporations are responsible for over 1/3 the pollution we face but I guess they aren’t easy targets for NGOs.
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For me, the greatest gospel artist Kenya has ever had
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Youth Coach at the New York Red Bulls looks good on me 😫
The journey begins ⚽️
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@HalfbakedDre
@LaylaNatalie
The weight YOU CHOSE. The weight YOU WERE ATTRACTED TO AND HAD A BABY WITH.. You might not be physically fat but your mentality is
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I wish the armed Police at Railways Club had the same commitment to ensuring security of our Northern Frontier 🤔
#HealthCrisisKE
#PoliceState
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Happy birthday to Roman Okayo. Many people say Messi, some say Ronaldo, I say Roman; why don’t we just enjoy these people when they are here with us?
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@Llekamania_
@Football__Tweet
Proper football fields are ever booked by the likes of Red Bulls and other clubs with rich spoilt kids… Do you expect those kids to compete with a player from the favelas? 😂
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I just kept cutting the plants and clearing the bushes. I have never been so confused. Also because Seattle is this liberal bubble that seems very accepting and welcoming on the surface. But apparently, a lot of closeted racists in that bitch
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Maseno made it compulsory to pursue all 3 Sciences and eventually 8 subjects at KCSE. I was doing 7 in form 2 and the Deputy Principle divided my marks by 8 and decided that I had to repeat Form 2.
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@MarigaThoithi
You mean wenye wanaleta bibi kutoka Kenya? 😂 Until those women go to school and or get good jobs and realize their true value. Marry one of your own but they better be the devil that you know in that diaspora
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@benboe004
@omwambaKE
The generation that inherited so much and gave so little to the country; the generation that came after the generation of freedom fighters. Didn’t need as much credentials for top jobs as we do today to be janitors. Embedded corruption; All they did was sell us Jesus Christ
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@Mayank_CFC
@k1IIbrun0
@mcfcjameswiz
@j1vibe
So why are you judging a player you now admit you didn’t watch much of? 😂
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@AydenMalek
“Thoughts on Havertz” when all you do is bark about Manchester United. Rent Free. Those many defeats last season and finishing behind us must have really hurt
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@LegitKubrick
@ErlingRoIe
@BenSt0ne1
Foreigners aren’t supposed to support English clubs but y’all stay thirsting for foreign players
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Hajadanganya 😂
The worst thing you can do to yourself is surround yourself with a bunch of Kenyan friends in this country.
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@petrichorror
@mbyourbaby_
@brethawriter
Parenting doesn’t end. I will be there when they grow up. If I’m dead then it is what it is. No sleepovers.
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@BenardMakumbi_
@gari_za_kenya_
Plus, having worked in the motor vehicle industry, I can tell you authoritatively, that Africa really is a hub for stolen vehicles from USA and Europe.
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I have no problem whatsoever with Brian Mwenda Njagi practicing Law (Successfully) in a country where the sitting President is a convicted landgrabber that made a Class 6 dropout a Cabinet Secretary.
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Only person that can manage Manchester United better if they sacked Ten Hag per social media noisemakers’ wishes:
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@W_Asherah
I once went to Seattle Art Museum and what I saw in the Africa section… Like nothing that I saw in other continents 😂 Our leaders borrow on our behalf for their own personal use. Selling whole countries then blame neocolonialism
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@fiona_4tc
@Acetineo
Only way to sustainably fix this is actual parenting. As long as your daughter has abandonment issues because of your absence; because you don’t give them time and love, they will keep going for abusive partners and staying
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@irvinjalango
My unpaid internships (they were many and combined almost 2 years in one company) is why I am where I am today but make no mistake, I was very privileged; used a staff bus everyday and lived with a wonderful relative. It was still gruesome. Some of us just lack empathy.
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Where were you when they were protesting and dying last year, in 2017, even 2013, a largely peaceful election had Luos dying in Kisumu. Gen Z did not invent protests in this country. Enough of us have died protesting in this country.
Can't believe Luos in Kisumu are saying they do not need to protest because they are now in government. We are a really sick society.
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@WelBeast
@LukeShawArmy
If you won’t be objective just take your Ls and let City take their pens as you celebrate the league title you last won when you were in primary school
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@EManyikah
@juacaliGenge
Jua Cali has always been right. Same way he was right about the league Olunga plays in. It’s not personal, he is not attacking anyone; just calling it as it is
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@privatefigure_
Women Rep are leaders without portfolio nor budgets. A position created for women to fight it out among themselves. Absolutely Ridiculous 😂
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Martha Karua couldn’t defeat Abdouba Dida when she ran for President and light duties Ann Waiguru in Kirinyaga but somehow people think she has the pull to be an actual Running Mate 😂
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Counting to 10 in Dholuo? Done.
Counting to 20? Almost perfect. Next goal? 30 and more vocabulary 🤖🙇🏿
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Have you ever made music? Any music? Such a vacuous vessel. Nonini has albums, full of hits. Do you know how hard it is to make one hit song? Meno ndiyo mingi
Other big artists are doing tours in Europe while Nonini is busy suing Mutinda for some change. What a weirdo.
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If you ever think any less of General Miguna Miguna; imagine upon reading what he went through and where the end of the tether would have been for you. 99% of us can’t cut it. The struggle continues
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@gidikariuki
Tutapigana tu hapa social media. 2007 Fidel and the rest of his kids were in South Africa as people were dying for his bid
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@wokeflix_
Europe literally has no raw materials in comparison to what Africa has.. The West has impoverished that continent and when the resulting economic disenfranchisement leads to illegal immigration where people are willing to risk their lives to escape it becomes a problem to you 😂
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@beth_kasinga
Tough sacrifice but the only other way is to never leave your kids with anyone else. Switch up work days if you have to, take pay cuts. It’s a tough sacrifice but the other option is this possibility
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*Tony Edgar went to Yale to study Electrical Engineering, got a Masters Scholarship, same university, got a job with the same university as an AI Researcher. Was in the process of getting a Scholarship for his pHD all within his 20s. I could say more, you will be missed telo 🫶🏿
2011-Job Nalianya went Stanford University to pursue a degree in electrical engineering - In 2017, he completed his degree and jumped right into a master's in the same course; he now works as an integrated circuits designer in Texas
2012 Tony Edgar (RIP) - We t to Maseno and did
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I first watched Khaligraph on the Coolagang cypher in 2013 and was shocked he wasn’t rich and famous already.
To have his status questioned by characters like Antoneosoul who is only famous for carrying Ruto in a wheelbarrow is as big an insult as there is.
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@Tragedy_Andy
@UgRwah
@raccs
Is it censorship or is it not? Because clearly that’s what you don’t want to talk about. That free speech doesn’t extend to private accounts by private companies that profit from us governed by the same laws that govern us is an absolute joke
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Everyday, Mason Greenwood haters keep looking stupid. Ryan Giggs? Club Legend.. Mason? Should never play football again. Internal Investigation 😂
🚨🚨| Mason Greenwood is due to become a first-time dad, having recently learned that his partner is pregnant. His family are aware and the couple are “looking forward” to the summer arrival. [
@TheSunFootball
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When my son asks me why I never became an astronaut like many of my Maseno School peers:
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Halafu the students, especially maform 1 on the first visiting day waiting for their parents who couldn’t make it 💔
6pm unakodolea gate ya Welcome to Maseno School 😫😂
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It’s so funny to see people who voted for Uhuru three times say Raila wouldn’t be any better “in their defence”. What stopped you from voting in the drafter of our Constitution.. Ekuru Aukot then? Who said you must vote for Raila? 😂
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@Gunners4forever
@Gunnersc0m
@GNev2
Is bribery and corruption the reason why Arsenal have 0 European titles? Asking for a friend
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The possibility of Raila Odinga forcing Kikuyus to wear shorts if he ever wins the Presidency.
What are the major causes of high rates of alcoholism in Central Kenya?
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@MatteoMatters
@FutboIutd
I think you need to drink some water so that you can shake your head and feel like there is something in it
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