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@RealElvo
2 years
Hii convo ilinimaliza.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Uko shags unang'ang'ana na kuingiza ng'ombe kwa zizi then unapatana na text "endelea kunicheza."
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@RealElvo
3 years
If "SIPANGWINGWI " was a person.
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@RealElvo
4 years
"Si umeona sina temple run"
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@RealElvo
3 years
😂
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@RealElvo
3 years
"Tulikuwa tunacheza ,wakaamua kulala."
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@RealElvo
3 years
Apo unaosha vyombo ukiziweka kwa mfuko.
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@RealElvo
1 year
Kiambu niggas lazima wapitie baze ya mutura wakule kichwa ya mbuzi,juu unaeza fika kwa nyumba upate bibi amepika njahi.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Maisha ya shags😀.
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@RealElvo
1 month
Ukiwa polytechnic huwezi jua bois.
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Sijai skia lecturers wamestrike haha
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@RealElvo
16 days
New signing ni peng a leng ,lakini anakaa kuwa na 1 UCL title.
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@RealElvo
1 year
KDF si wafanye Coup d'état.
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@RealElvo
3 years
😂😂😂😂😂
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1 year
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@DantizerCFC
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1 year
Stomachache this early? Ntakuwa na a long day
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@RealElvo
4 years
Nikikufollow unatumia akili unafollow back,2021 inahitaji waseh wa kutumia akili.
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@RealElvo
2 years
😂
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@RealElvo
4 years
Umewai dodge slap ya mum hadi akasmile.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Mtu mzima anascreenshot tweet yake then anapost kwa status pale green app.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Bar zimefungwa but Gikomba ni kama concert tatu za Migos.
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@RealElvo
5 months
When wearing a suit, the suit sleeve should be slightly shorter than the shirt sleeve. Ideally, about 1/4 to 1/2 inch of the shirt cuff should be visible beyond the suit jacket sleeve. This is a classic look and indicates that your suit fits well.
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Trust @AspireAfrika with your official suits
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@RealElvo
4 years
Ukiona yengs anachapa PowerPoint Presentation ya pics zake kwa whatsapp status jua tu kuna ninja imepewa number.
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@RealElvo
4 years
"Nani amechukua...?" "Oh nimeipata"
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@RealElvo
3 years
"Umejuaje niko form 2."
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@RealElvo
4 years
1.3M followers,niko emoshono KOT loyals,tnx🥰🥺🥺.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Comrade wa education akiwa TP.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Maboiz wajaka hujiita "boyna" ama "baa" pale campus.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Umerun catfish accounts kutoka 2020 ,Kelvin Kang'ethe change or perish.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Wasi-CHANA.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Madem wa campus kusettle down for one pipe is where you draw the line.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Crush wangu hukua na kibandaski ya fruits,so mimi hupita apple kumgotea.
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@RealElvo
2 years
Nilidhani ni tech babe anacode kumbe amefungua whatsapp web.
@vickydashiky
𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓪
2 years
Mood
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@RealElvo
4 years
Nimewai nut before niingize mjuols kwa pudesh,sema kujiibisha mbele ya yengs.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Niliacha kuchoma shash za juja siku mimi na maarif wangu tulitoka nje ya hao kunitafuta.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Pale campus utapata comrade ako na exams in the next 30 minutes but anapanga tu plans za tonight.
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@RealElvo
1 month
Dear Kamau, Welcome to the Kamare Twitter Graduate Betting Program.Your journey has just begun, and we're excited to see how your skills will help shape the future of betting. Let’s grow and win together! Pamoja tugandishe Muhindi bila uoga.
@wsjd21
Kamau21🇰🇪
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Tupo site
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@RealElvo
3 years
Ukikataa kusimp wanasema uko na ego na maringo.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Watu wa whatsapp GB rada gani buana,nimeblock uyu na bado ananitext na tena anaview status.
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@RealElvo
4 years
"Jayden itabidi umeelewa ,mama yako ni yengs wangu."
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4 years
Kuna yule beshte wako mtrue anaeza pata ukipepeta mseh ,akusaidie kumpepeta then baadaye akuulize "na mlikuwa mnaulizana nini na uyo mseh?"
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@RealElvo
4 years
Wiki mbili Mombasa ushaanza kuvaa kanzu.Kang'ethe tuliza upuzi.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Dis you?
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@RealElvo
2 years
The evidence
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@RealElvo
3 years
"Wacha nikusave KRA then unicall ,nipost ss uko twitter"
@Cityboyyyyyy
City Boy ✌🏾
3 years
Wtf man
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@RealElvo
4 years
Leo ni Sato ,tuchape gain train apa,KOT loyals ,angusheni handles,tujengane🙏🏻
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@RealElvo
3 years
Unaenda kuseparate madem wakipigana unatoka kama umembao.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Yaani mwanaume lazima akue financially stable ndio adate broke woman. The Earth is hard!
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@RealElvo
2 years
Early kick off
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@RealElvo
4 years
Mutura ni sh 20 mtaani ,kwa supermarket utasikia "roasted blutwurst with salad garnished and a dash of sea sodium chloride flavouring sh 2000. Alaaaa!!
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@RealElvo
3 years
Highschool Canteen was not for the weak. Watu wa Group of schools msonge kando.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Pale tao nikiskianga tu "niaje bro" huwa nakanyaga kubwa kubwa kama mseh hajasikia chochote.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Nikiwa Beijing ,nilikunywa china mandazi.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Photographers msikuwe mnatukulia madem in the name of photoshoot huko kwa msitu.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Female bestie wako anaeza kukusho hapendi dem wako bana.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Manchester United wako on top of the table ,Manchester City iko na game in hand ,,Ni kama tu pale highschool uko number one juu number two bado hajawekewa Mathematics na ni booster yake.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Unakam kwangu unapata napakua chakula alafu unaniambia nisikupakulie umeshiba.Nani amesema ninakupakulia.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Kuna siku niligonga 7% kwa hesabu,juu mode wa mathematics hakutaka kuhurt my feelings aliniandikia sqrt of 49 %.
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@RealElvo
3 years
And I took that personally...
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@RealElvo
4 years
Hakuna sibling hudhani simu ya madhe ni yake kama lastborn.
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@RealElvo
2 months
Ugali kubwa na io nyama alafu natumia io chapo kupangusa midomo.
@ComedianMwirigi
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2 months
Chapo nyama>>>
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@RealElvo
2 years
Uzuri hajataja Ella Dee ,mimi ningehara kwa hii njia.
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2 years
@AntohLibra_ Just ignore buana,juu unaeza geuziwa usikie tu eti "unajua uko na kiherehere na tulikuadopt."
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@RealElvo
3 years
Mastudent fulani waliiba mayai kwa staffroom,si walikuwa egg-spelled.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Comrades: "Umepata ngapi kwa CAT?" "Na wewe umepata ngapi?"
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3 years
Ng'ombe ilivuka barabara ndio iende to the udder side.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Tuchape gain train KOT loyals,angusha handle ,dandia train kakisonga.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Kumbe kuishi groundfloor hukua fiti ivi ,siku hizi sinunui pegs.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Ukishikwa na polisi ,normalize kumwita "mkubwa","mheshimiwa"...thank me later. Ukisema tu "I know my rights" si kitaumana.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Jinsi ya kuconvince mluhya akule machungwa.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Normalize kufanyia dem favour bila kuexpect kupewa wetcrack.
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@RealElvo
2 years
Kuwamocho mbele ya butchery. 'Nikatie nyama ya 30:"
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@RealElvo
4 months
Uyo MP was sportpesa amevote YES,kamare twitter boycott sportpesa
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@RealElvo
3 years
Keg twitter hupea madem wengine uku endorsement,hao madem wakishapata fame kidogo ,wanaanza kulenga keg boiz.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Kudate mtu mwenye bado ako connected na ex wake huudhi man.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Kuna fine ghels wenye wakikubluetick unawasho tu "thanks for reading jooh."
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@RealElvo
3 years
Utamu wa kulipa rent ni kusumbuana na landlord.
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@RealElvo
3 years
@DCI_Kenya Leo umeandika insha safi sana,leo nakupea 32/40,,,kwanza umetumia maneno kama "The modus operandi" instead of the mode of operation kuboresha insha yako. Insha yako iko na mtiririko mwafaka .Hongera DCI!!!
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@RealElvo
4 years
Lakini nini io mnataka kufanya usiku past 10pm ,kwani nyinyi ni wachawi.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Watu wa whatsapp gb najua nyinyi mko sawa.
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3 years
Kumbe ngozi yenye iko kwa magoti na yenye iko Kwa makende material ni moja. Hamjawai niambia bana.
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3 years
Nimeona looku ya mzae kwa pic yake ya kitambo,sijui venye aliteka nayo madhe.
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3 years
Transaction cost nayo ,huniuma sana.
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@RealElvo
4 years
Unashangaa mbona Housegirl wako bado hajatoka shags kumbe bwana wako amemrentia nyumba kwa esto fulani.
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2 years
Billy na akina guylikericky waliacha industry ya thread,watu wa jaba wakatake over.
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4 years
Comrades uku nje pia kuna njaa bana ,ulizeni Omosh.Muzoe io njaa.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Uku Kanairo ukichoka kukaa single unahamia Eastlando.
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4 years
Mandume siku hizi wanafake love ndio waget laid.
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@RealElvo
2 months
Kitu ilikuwa inanipea stress high school ni sahani yangu kupotea buana.
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@RealElvo
10 months
Juu wewe hutweet for clout.
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4 years
"Ona mans wako anarombosewa pale kwa corner."
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4 years
Nikiwa nakatia yengs then anishow how her ex did her dirty ,huwa nareevaluate my interest in her.
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@RealElvo
19 days
Huwa naona ujinga kwa umbali,hii yako iko karibu sana.
@icecoldkorir
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VAR review 😂
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@RealElvo
3 years
Hawa hukunywa madem bila straw.
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3 years
Comrades hunibamba bana.
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Kwa hii life usiwai ita mseh broke.
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Class rep anaeza kukutext eti umegonga moja kwa cat na saa io uko kwa bar.
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4 years
Room ya comrade mwenye anafanya nutrition and dietetics course.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Nimekunywa maji ki Arsenal,yaani bila kikombe.
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@RealElvo
3 years
Watu hutumia izi USB cables hukua na kiburi wakiwa kwa event.
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3 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@RealElvo
4 years
Time ya kufurahisha madem wa watu kwa dm ndio huwa sina pale kwa green app.
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