Hassan Sheikh Mohamud 🇸🇴
@HassanSMohamoud
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#HSM 🇸🇴 PARODY, Failed President of #HAG , inspired by Garguurte, Xasan Dal Xaraashe, #Damuljadiid cults, #Mooryaanta #MBB (ilmo Xaaraan kunaax) Prof. Mowlac
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The slowest recorded time in the history
I tried to restore the honor of Somalia by running a diplomatic race funded & supported by the
@US2SOMALIA
My sprint expectations is DEAD, ultimately I finished the distance in 21.81 seconds approximately 10 seconds behind
@JoeBiden
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Somalia's President, Hassan Sheikh Mahmoud, is currently engaged in an unconventional mission—recently observed subway surfing in New York. Presidential escapades: now taking place beneath the city's streets!
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2 sano Saraakiishii Ku Dhimanaysay tuulooyinka aan daganahay ee Galcad iyo Cowswayne waligay uma Tacsiyayn, iskaba daa inaan Dhaawacyada Isbitaalada ku booqdee, balse caawa wiilal imaarat Carab oo dhaawac ah baan isbitaalka ku booqdey, waxaan ahay munaafaq Xasan Shiikh Maxamuud
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🇮🇱🇪🇹 Ethiopian
@IDF
solider dancing and laughing at the destruction of Gaza. Moving to a peoples native lands, committing genocide, then dancing on their graves. I’ve never seen evil like this before
#PalestineGenocide
#GazaWar
#GazaGenocide
#GazaHolocaust
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Beeshayda Hawiye gaar ahaan Mudulood waa ku fashilmeen la dagaalanka Al-Shabaab, Ciyaal Xamar ahay iga qaleeya Nooh!! 🇸🇴
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While our religious encouraging women to stay at home, because this is how they made the Assembly place chaotic. As the president of
#Somalia
, I intend to reorganize the upcoming 2026
#Parliament
, proposing a 1% quota for women.
These Single mothers aren't serious in our country.
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I was never against the
#Ethiopia
and
#Somaliland
MoU. as HSM I want to cut my side of the deal budget.
I am the man who digs up graves for money, so clearly, I don't care about Somalia’s land or sea. I just care about money!
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Ethiopian Prime Minister
@AbiyAhmedAli
has decided to cancel the (MoU) with
#Somaliland
as of June 26, 2024. Before making this decision, Ethiopia consulted with the UK, US, and G7 nations. This move is considered a prudent decision for
#Ethiopian
.
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🇸🇴
@FahadBinYasin
bare of attacks facilitated by Mahad Salad
@HSNQ_NISA
was aware of include attempted assassination of a former PM of FGS and the postponement of a parliamentary session at School Policio 🏫 after NISA tipped off the Speakers of the 2 houses about the attack! 🚨
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I will offer you new additional information about my ruling territory, from Bareda (Bari) to Raskambouni (Lower Jubba), which is longer than Berlin to Moscow. 🇩🇪+🇷🇺 = 🇸🇴 🙏
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Xasan sh .maxamuud maahaan madaxwayne somaliya ee waa madaxwayne irrirsaamale warkiisii wuu cadaystay
Markii uu arkay in ssc ay guul gaartay buu isyiri dhabarjabin kusamee lkn nabar aad filaysid laga manaxo waan filaynay qabyaladaada qaawan?
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Bakara Market is closed. in the Somalia's capital Mogadishu, ISIS controls the Frankincense trade by imposing taxes on everyone.
The ISIS Province of Somalia Affiliate exerts significant influence over Hawiye society through intimidation, threats and occasionally assassinations.
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Anigoo ah Madaxweynaha
#JFS
Mudane Xasan Shiikh Maxamuud, waxaan diyaar u ahay inaan meshaan kashaqeeyo waliba si free ah 🇸🇴
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Wishing all Somalis a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year! May the spirit of joy and unity fill our hearts as we celebrate the festive season together. As your president, I extend my warmest wishes for a prosperous and peaceful year ahead.
#Somalia
#MerryChristmas2023
#NewYear2024
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A HG girl from Galmudug was beaten in vineyard by a Abgal looters based on tribal racism
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@HassanSMohamud
President
@HassanSMohamoud
:
- No real debt relief, only high-interest loans
- Lifted arms embargo for UAE mercenaries
- Imposing ✝️Christianity on Swahili EAC to Somali society
- Introducing Clan IDs🆔️
- Allegedly involved in the assassination of 10,000
@SNAForce
More to come
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Igaarkeey hada kadib waxaa igu yeeroosiin Xassan Tuugsadde Moohoo.
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DESPICABLE WELCOMING
Since I was re-elected the corruption and fraud of Somali presidential election 2022, my term marked indignity & Shame.
Kenyan officials, in a deplorable move, sent a delegation to welcome me as a so-called protocol vice president.
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The First Lady of Somalia, Miss HSM, met with her counterpart, Miss Elif.
We discussed for military cooperation b/w Somalia & Türkiye.
On behalf of 🇸🇴, she thanked Mrs. Elif & Türkiye for their support to Somalia, defending Somalia's sea from illegal fishing, Ethiopia invasion.
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MBB syndicate is endeavoring to suppress my voice. They've deployed automated bots to systematically report my previous account, the corrupt gov' has manipulated X in an attempt to stifle my expression, I'm resolute in exercising my right to freedom of speech & cannot be silenced
Devil works hard but
#HSM
supporters works harder! Finally the incel
@XasanShMaxamuud
have been suspended. No one disrespects our president.
Well done team 🤝🇸🇴
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Seeing the tranquility in
#Garowe
and
#Hargeisa
fills me with envy; I long for that same Qarax in
#Mogadishu
🇸🇴
@HESaidADeni
hadii aad u malaynaysid Garowe kaliya inay nabad ahaanayso Xamar qaraxu ka dhacayo, taas ma shaqayn doonto ee waa la isla qaybsanooya
#Al_Shabab
#EURO2024
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In accordance with a presidential decree emanating from my office, I am pleased to announce the appointment of Halima Ulusey as the Minister of Environmental & Climate Change Affairs
Wareegto Madaxweyne
#HSM
, waxaan wasiirka arimaha cimilada deegaanka u magacaabay Halima Culusow
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Farmaajo waa Mareexaan
@HassanSMohamud
said he is accustomed to blast incidents in Mogadishu but feels more pain if an explosion occurs in Nairobi.
His exact words were, "I am used to blasts in Mogadishu, but it hurts more when explosions occur in Nairobi."
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Dastuurka cusub ee Jamhuuriyadda Dimuqraadiga Dameeraha 🫏
The new Constitution of the Democratic Republic of Donkeys 🫏🦓
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𝗗𝗲𝗯𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗳 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗽
Debt Servicing Costs: Interest payments on IMF loans can take up a large part of our country's budget.
Debt Spiral: High interest payment can force us to borrow more and pay off existing debt, leading to an unsustainable buildup over time.
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Can, iyi ki senin gibi vicdanlı gazeteciler var. Türk Adalet Bakanı’na Türk kurye
#YunusEmreG
öçer cinayeti soruldu, Bakan Tunç “ gündemimiz Filistin “ dedi.
Bakanı kınıyorum, benim gündemim Türk kurye Yunus Emre Göçer ve iki yetim çocuğu!
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Ciyaar dhaqameedka Hayraab iyo Mudulood 🇸🇴🫏
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📢 ANNOUNCEMENT
🎯 HALIMA WHISTLEBLOWER COMES FORWARD W/ SHOCKING REVELATIONS ABT HALANE BASE 🎯
Apparently
#Ugandese
soldiers are waging sexual war against the Somali nation 🇺🇬
They’ve impregnated so many females at this point that a whole new clan called UganSom are here now
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Calling on
@INTERPOL_HQ
to ensure justice prevails in the tragic case of Yunus Emre Göçer's death. No one should be above the law. The turkish authority urges accountability for the perpetrator, regardless of their status or connections. My son Mohamed💀
#JusticeForYunusEmreG
öçer
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When I hear about an explosion in
#Eastleigh
, it plunges me into a reactive depression, much like how I’ve become desensitized to the situation in
#Mogadishu
.
Mogadishu bombings have become so routine that we almost anticipate them at every hotel, restaurant, and café.
Fadlan Isbitaalada adaa oo dhiiga shuba badka dhawaca ee dhigbaxaya baadbaadiya .
Xamar isla xisaabtan bey uu bahan tahay walaahi .
Sidan Nolol ma’ahaa 🥲🥲🥲
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🎶🎵 Eeboow embaaya reer abkoow ma u aroornaa aadan yabaal 🎵🎶
Welcome to the special Abgaal cuisine (beans) 🫘🍛
Hala Cambuulaysto Hawiyoow Quruxoow 🙏
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@TheVillaSomalia
President
@HassanSMohamoud
:
- No real debt relief, only high-interest loans
- Lifted arms embargo for UAE mercenaries
- Imposing ✝️Christianity on Swahili EAC to Somali society
- Introducing Clan IDs🆔️
- Allegedly involved in the assassination of 10,000
@SNAForce
More to come
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Before January 2023, my National Security Advisor,
@XuseenMacallin
, assured VOA that Al-Shabab would be eradicated by mid-2024.
Surprisingly, after 3-years earlier, before holding his current position, he predicted that
#Somalia
could face a crisis similar to the fall of
#Kabul
.
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Before and After Donkey 🫏 National Emblem 🇸🇴
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My Mudulood clan held a meeting in Mogadishu to support new Abgaal constitution.
The importance of strength stating that “genitalia without big balls is useless”
“Gus aan Xaniinyo lahayn wax ma dhalo, Xasan Shiikh waa Gus aan xiniiyo u noqono muduloodoow” Shirkii Beelaha Hawiye
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the most precious thing I achieved 🇸🇴
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Hutus Hawiye sister Mvulu Magool dancing 'Ogsoonoow inaan ku jeclahay', 'Beenloow Barako Laawee bulshada beentaa' 🇺🇳
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As we approach the year 2024, I extend sincere wishes to all Somalis for a prosperous and development-filled New Year. May the upcoming year usher in positive growth and success for our nation.
But ❤️ for and share love 🇸🇴
#HappyNewYear
#HappyNewYear2024
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NUCLEAR WASTE IS BACK IN SOMALIA ☢️
Somali fishermen in Hobyo village find a nuclear waste barrel as they go out to sea 🛢
Scientists have found clear links between this and rising cancer rates in Somalia🇸🇴
We address this issue on
@UNSomalia
@OCHASom
An Italian documentary on how former Hawiye president Ali Mahdi authorized the dumping toxic nuclear waste into Somalia for a few million dollars
This would lead to men, women, and children developing never seen before diseases in Somalia from exposure to nuclear waste
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MAKE A SENSE
There is no way
#AS
gets through so many checkpoints to conduct a brazen terror attack in SYL hotel in the green zone in
#Mogadisho
without help from me
@HassanSMohamoud
.
The inner circle called NISA is controlled by Mahad Salad.
#Somalia
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Which of these poses a bigger danger to
#Somalia
?
1-
@HassanSMohamoud
, traitor president double standard.
2-
@AbiyAhmedAli
, who want to annex northern Somalia.
3- Governor
@musebiihi
, a secessionist who wants to break away the Somaliland region.
4- Al-Shabab, a jihadist militia.
Hassan Sheikh Mohamud
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Abiy Ahmed Ali
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Muse Bihi Abdi
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Al-Shabab, Ali Dhere
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Habar Gidir waxaa sixray Abgaal sidaas waa yiri Jamaal Galeey
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𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗫𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻 𝗗𝗮𝗹 𝗫𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲
⛔️ 𝗙𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗳 #𝗠𝗼𝗴𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗵𝘂
✅️ #𝗗𝗮𝗺𝘂𝗹𝗷𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗶𝗱 𝗰𝘂𝗹𝘁𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀
🫂 #𝗠𝗕𝗕 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 #𝗘𝗔𝗖, #𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗯𝘂𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗼. 🫏🇸🇴
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🇸🇴 There's 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗲𝘄 Under The Sun 🫏
As the
#President
of
#Somalia
, it was a routine occurrence.
🇺🇬 🇧🇮 Every day,
#Ugandan
and
#Burundian
@ATMIS_Somalia
soldiers accosted and aggressively searched my presidential palace in
#Mogadishu
@TheVillaSomalia
.
#Abgaal
🫏
🇸🇴 NATIONAL HUMILIATION 😔
Former Somali Prime Minister Ali Geedi is accosted and aggressively searched by 🇺🇬Ugandan AMISOM soldiers
After standing there uncomfortably, he is told to hand over his keys to the Ugandan duo
How long will this be Mogadishu's reality?
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🇮🇱🇸🇴 diplomatic advancement, President
#HSM
of
#Somalia
has formally recognized the State of
#Israel
& has expressed support for the initiation of bilateral relations b/w
#Mogadishu
& Tel Aviv. President
#HSM
articulated, "We unequivocally acknowledge Israel as a sovereign state.
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🇸🇴🫏 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗡 𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗜𝗞𝗛 𝗠𝗢𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗨𝗗 🫏🇸🇴
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Now we are at war with Ethiopia 🇪🇹, have you ever seen the country within the war and its people want to silence their ruling leader from
@X
. 🇸🇴
Yes, that is how MBB/Mowlac works 🙏
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#YunusEmreG
öçer, lying on the ground, murdered by my thug son after 20 minutes. An ambulance has not arrived yet.
A father of two autistic children struggling to earn a living with honor. Bringing my son to justice is my privilege as the president of HAG
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An embarrassment for all Somalis. It is not the way to treat guests, as it diminishes one's honor & dignity. The child in question is not
#Oromomuma
; he is a lawful worker. I urge people to focus on preparation for Jihad rather than engaging in profanity.
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I used to portray myself as strong leader for MBB when I delivered my weekly Friday Khutba speeches to my core audience (Mooryaan minions). L
Today, I reveal how truly weak I am?!! From one inch to giving up, I am done.
Subhanallah Ilahoow Ceeb Astur, Hoqayeey Sharafi dhimatay.
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Here I am enjoying other people’s work as my own success.
Here I am enjoying other people’s work as my own success.
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XAAL IYO XAQ MARIN
BAYAAMIN WAXAAN CADAYNOWHAAYAA INAAN MUSLIM AHAY
Beesha Ugaadeen waxaan uga fadhiyaa magtayda iyo diyadayda oo wada socda Shiiq Ogaadeen oo reer Macallin ah baan isoo karbaashay Bal Gaguurte iyo Hawiye xaa laga siiyoowhaayaa aas naka rabyaa Furuq ha dilee
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90 percent the land of Hawiye is ocupied by Alshabab, The
#Oromomuma
activist
@SSTHawdReserve
licked my foot and twerking me for the past 2 years, once he calling me (Dal Xureeye) Liberator man and yet I did not have been achieved to liberate Elbur. 🇸🇴
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⚡️Before you call him a looter, a looter calls you a looter ⚡️
Mooryaanka inta aadan Mooryaan dhihin ayuu adiga lee Mooryaan ku dhohooyaa.
1991 Soomaaliya waxaa la wareegay mooryaan gaystay xatooyo dadweyne, sidoo kale bililiqaystay hantidii
#Somalia
🇸🇴
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After
#Somalia
collapsed 1991, the whole politicians failed to restore hope to Somalis.
Ali Mahdi failed to establish
@TheVillaSomalia
; instead, his residence served as his headquarters, Abdi Qasim's presidential palace was his own home.
Then Abdullahi Yusuf, the rest is history.
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𝗦𝗢𝗢𝗠𝗔𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗬𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗬 𝗨 𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗤𝗔𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗠𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗔𝗡 𝗗𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗨𝗥𝗞𝗔 𝗗𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗘𝗬𝗛𝗔𝗔𝗬𝗢. 🇸🇴
𝗠𝗔𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗔𝗡 𝗞𝗨 𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗚𝗔𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗬𝗢𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗔𝗬𝗔𝗔 🫏
𝗘𝗘𝗕𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗪 𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗔𝗔 𝗜𝗦𝗞𝗔 𝗗𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗛𝗔𝗬 👍🏿
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In the pursuit of spiritual enlightenment, I've chosen the path of Catholicism, aiming to rise as the Bishop. This journey sprouted from the seed of financial ambition, extend gratitude to the Hawiye for their support, acknowledging the intertwining of faith & worldly aspirations
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#HSMfailed
, Several artillery shells struck neighborhoods in
#Mogadishu
, notably impacting the
#Bondhere
district, resulting in casualties.
Tragically, an elderly woman lost her life as one of the mortars hit her residence while she was in prayer after the
#Fajr
morning prayer.
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Left Hand Right Hand
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@Safety
@Support
I’d like to bring your attention to this vile post by
@EngNaaji
who incited
#sexual
violence and
#rape
against women by armed
#clan
militias in
#Somalia
’s capital of
#Mogadishu
. This incitement amounts to prima-facie
#criminal
act and is also against your rules.
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Banadir state of Burundi Hutusland region of Uganda
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HSM and Damuljadiid Corrupted elites in Xamar Unukaa leh 🫏🇸🇴
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Damuljadiid × Mahad Salaad × Al-Cadaala × Al-Shabaab 💯🇸🇴
It sad story but true ✅
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Oh, yes. because nothing says 'anarchy and nepotism' like finalizing chilling. 🎉 Can't wait for the era of nepotism where we all feed our families (Hawiye-Land) with beans (Cambuulo) & unicorn hugs. May the challenges be as fleeting as my trust in an intercourse utopia.
#Somalia
The boss of bosses. Grateful to have the audience of H.E. Pres HSM on this historic day as 🇸🇴’s debt relief process is finalized. By god’s grace & hard work we are headed for an era of peace & prosperity. May we become those who understand the challenges & the opportunities we
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In a historic and inclusive meeting, as the President of Somalia, Hassan Sheikh Mohamud warmly welcomes the community of LGBTQ, Miss Zelema, to Mogadishu. Embracing dialogue and understanding, this encounter marks a step towards unity and respect for diversity. 🤝
#SomaliaHawiye
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⏰️ THERE IS A NEW ERA IN FASHION; THERE ARE NO RULES 🚫
As the president of
#Somalia
@HassanSMohamoud
🇺🇳
"I was wearing a piece from Bench Wear and that's final. 👔
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