Hassan Sheikh Mohamud
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You light up my day and spark up my soul.
My success means nothing without you in my life. I Love You My Wife ina Cumar Xasan❤️.
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Last night I paid a visit to the 9th President H.E
@M_Farmaajo
in Doha, Qatar. The former President looks well rested and he said he liked my kaky futashaari.
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Inshallaah haddii ay wax walba u dhacaan sida aan u qorsheeyay ra’iisul wasaaraha hadda waxa uu noqon doonaa ra’iisul wasaarihii ugu dambeeyay ee dalka, ahna Madaxwena kuxigenki ugu horeyay dalka, hadhow ya la idhihin ma aadan noosheegin.
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Jumco wanaagsan soomaaliyey
Yes my people where do you want me to go next? Because there’s no way am coming back now!!.
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Xalay marka an Beydan coffee waqti kula qaatay shacabkeyka aya isheyda ku dhacday geed aan muufo umaleehaaye anoo macasaro iigu sodara dhihi rabo ay igardee iisheegeen ine muufo eheen oona ladhoho “cookies” aduunyoy wax aragnay waxna noolaaban.
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Ibrahim Traore is the biggest reason why I replaced General Odowaa Yusuf, and anyway as you’ll know I’m always against building a strong SNA.
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Asc Somalia
In the Somali political arena, the term retirement does not exist. Work greedily until God takes you.
Here’s me the 70 years old president & my alcoholic son having some fun at so called frontline photo sessions.
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I’ve heard that the former president mr
@M_Farmaajo
will be addressing the Somali people today on the ongoing political process in Parliament, since his arrival This man has become a headache for me i wasn’t prepared for this what do I do?.
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Xalay Markaan arkay meydadka & dhiiga askarta imaraadka ayan so xasuustay askarta soomaaliyeed ee maalin walba le’da sidaa darteed ayuu wejigayga isbadalay.
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Inshallaah next days I will once again resume my work tour AKA tourism and next stops will be Italy & UAE wish me and my delegation a safe trip.
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I think this time I made it more clear and transparent
The deal was always there and it was about to happen but duq biixi baa dmac aan loo joogin galay and he ruined it, marka habeen wanaagsan.
Next stop: 📍 Laascanood SSC.
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You all know why I have not congratulated the new Senegalese President Bassirou Diomaye Faye, yes I don’t want our youth to learn this bad habit imagine you are not 55 yet and run for presidency waa anshax xumo.
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If mr.Cheese AKA Farmaajo goes to laascaanood I’m going to Hargeisa period.
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On my important trip to Egypt
Today I’ve visited the Al-Azhar centre in Cairo, where I met with Sheikh Ahmed Mohamed El-Tayeb, the Imam of Al-Azhar, and discussed a range of topics.
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Hadii la yiri Nin walbo tuuladiisa haka shaaheeyo aniga kolley tuuladeeda waan joogaa, ciddii carraabi doonto ha is diyaariso tuuladan nama wada qaaddo.
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Waryaada stop mentioning me in this picture iga xishooda xogaa am the president 👽.
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Today I resumed my tourism I mean my tour
I arrived in Doha, Qatar for a significant official working visit aimed at further enhancing bilateral relations between Somalia and the brotherly State of Qatar across various mutually beneficial areas. During this visit, I will be
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Facebook deducted 12k followers from me claiming that it was fake!!, I was about to reach Mr Cheese’s 1M followers but looks like fb is run by Daroods no other reason for this nonsense.
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Maanta waxan nabad ku gaaray magaalada Garoowe si aan uga qaybgalaya caleemo-saarka Madaxda la doortay ee Dawlad Goboleedka Puntland.
Waxaa si heer sare ah igu soo dhaweeyey Garoonka Jeneraal Maxamed Abshir Madaxweynaha Dowlad Goboleedka Puntland Mudane Siciid Cabdullaahi Deni
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Lately I’ve noticed that the Somali people started realized that the government exists only by name and does not own anything on the ground in Somalia. Education, health, transportation, communications, water, electricity, and even agriculture are all owned by the private
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For the first time since the beginning of my second term as president I received in the capital a serious delegation with a serious work & interest and I’m really delighted even though I’ve no clue what the captain was explaining on those screens I only asked him if
@sntvnews1
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My friend,
@AbdinasirSola
Mr. Sola as he called himself today, tried to appointed a private interviewer to conduct an interview with him next to a parked Ferrari in a parking lot
My man fakes everything fake professor, fake brands fake wealth fake personality.
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Yesterday xarardheere and today Riyadh never let them expect your next step.
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Do you see how upset we’re?
Boobka iyo gumaadka ceelasha intan ku mashquulsaneen aa nala gaaday.
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Jumco wanaagsan Soomaaliyey
Alxamdulilaahi waxan goordhow si nabad ku gaaray magaalada Addis ababa ee Ethiopia si aan uga qeyb galo shirka madaxda Africa
Waxaana igu soo dhaweeye mas’uuliyiin ka tirsan dowladda Ethiopia, doqonkii asaga ahaa wu careysanyahay.
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Another reason why khat should be considered as a drug because
@musebiihi
&
@FaisalAliWarabe
and the rest of the SNM gangs sees this deal as a bargain.
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What would’ve been my name if I were one of alshabab’s leaders?
hadan horjooge alshabab ahaan lahaa muxuu magacaygu/naynaasteydu ahaan laheyd?
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Waan ogahay in badankiinu aysan filan safarkayga maanta, inkastoo safarada jeclahay lkn markan igama ahayn safar jecli ee buuqa iyo khalkhalka uu sxbkin (F) igu furay iyo guul darrada iga so gaartay gobolada dhexe aan rabaa ina xooga ka soo nasto, marka soo duceeya inshallaah.
Today I am hosted by my brother Afewerki for breakfast. Thank you
@isaias_afwerki
and the people of Eritrea for the warm welcome.
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Boorsada/shandadda mamada aad aa ugu mashquusheen maanta suutkeyga brand-kis hadad ugaan laheydeen mamada kuma mashquusheen
Mida kale Soomaaliyey Marwada kowaad hadaysan Christian dior iyo Gucci xiran ma huudhey bay xiran?!, mashquulka naga daaye noh.
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I express my gratitude to the King Salman Humanitarian Aid and Relief Center for donation of 23 ambulances and equipping the Dialysis unit at Benadir Hospital in Mogadishu,
Miisaniyadda/Budget-ka dowladda aniga iyo asxbta wey nagu filaanweyse.
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We may live on international aid, but that does not prevent us from appearing as an economically stable country and pay 7.8m full budget support for the EAC.
Although there will be no revenue for us from this group of n*ggers, we do not want to show that we are worse than them.
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Balaayo maxa dhaha?!
It’s only my 3rd day in the country and it feels like I’m here for months can’t take it anymore am leaving.
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Here I am enjoying other people’s work as my own success.
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Hankaaga adigoo si hagaagsan ku hanan kara , hagardaamada walaalkaa ha u noqon hiil.
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Waxaan ku heshiinay majirto ee adigaa iskaaga iskaga nacamleenaaye marka tartiibtaada igaarkey
@EngNaaji
muwadin caadi ah inaadtahay horta dareen.
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Security MoU signed since I’ve been re-elected
1) Security MoU with UAE
2)Security MoU with Ethiopia
3) Security MoU with USA
4) Security MoU with Turkey
5) Security MoU with Uganda
6)Security MoU with Egypt ( Coming up)
Gacanta markay icun-cuntaba wax lee aan saxiixaa, hadan
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Who’s this guy?! No way I’ve said that it’s Artificial intelligence (AI) processed video or maybe I’ve identical twin that I don’t know about.
Inkir waaye nh.
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Easiest ways to get rich:
1. Life insurance
2. Scamming
3. Be the most corrupted president of Somalia.
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Wax badanaa idinka ka aamuusay lkn hada kadib was iskakiin dhicihaa.
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When you know you messed up everything but you don’t give a shit.
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I know I sometimes think out loud & my subconscious mind is audible but how much do you think Somalia would cost?
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I feel happier and comfortable anywhere but home. Norway, Switzerland, Turkey last 5 days was pretty good for me not gonna lie.
Somalia is like work place that you don’t like but pays you well.
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Today I received Hon. Joseph Ntakirutimana, the Speaker of the East African Legislative Assembly (EALA), at Villa Somalia Presidential Palace. We discussed Somalia's EAC integration and advancing regional legislative cooperation through the EAC Parliament,
After that, Mr.
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Alhamdulilah I safely arrived in Rome, Italy, to continue my tourism but firstly I would like to join other African Heads of State and government for the Italy-Africa Summit. The Summit will address diverse issues, including enhancing Italy-Africa cooperation on food security,
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Annagoo ah dowlad rasmi ah kuma shaqeyn karno dastuur kumeel gaar ah. Sida aynu uga baxnay nidmaakii kumeel gaarka ahaa ayeynu maantana uga gudbaynaa dastuurka qabyada ah, hawsha socoto cid loo joojinaayo ma leh dastuurkeyga cusub hala qaato ama tuulooyinkin iska jooga,
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It’s my 3rd time that I publicly and repeatedly announced it am not against the MoU I just want my cut of this deal
And anyways broke Orom Ethiopia isn’t paying for it, am addressing those who funding this, come on!!.
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Maalinta 1aad ee Ramadan, Allaha naga aqbalo soonka, salaada iyo ducooyinka. Wadankeena
#Somalia
Allaha nabad nooga dhigo. Allaha naga dhigo kuwa mar walba is kaalmeeyo 🤲🏾.
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Good morning /subax wanaagsan
I’m currently here in Cairo to engage in discussions with Egyptian President
@AlsisiOfficial
, focusing on tackling regional challenges, advancing stability, and strengthening bilateral ties and cooperation between the two countries.
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sawirkani hadda waxa uu si aad ah ugu faafsanyahy warbaahinta maxaliga ah iyo baraha bulshada, wafdigan ila socda wa kuwa ugu haboon in ay qabtan howshaan(boobka) marka xoga iska adkeysta, 2 sano o kaliya ayaa iihartay ee aan idinka shaqeesanno.
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Nothing to hide
more about my intention towards the MoU, once again I’ve made it more clear, from the speech I gave at the inauguration of President Deni of Puntland and as previously confirmed before, I was only upset because I wasn't personally involved in signing the MoU
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I know no body noticed my new outfit today but anyways rate my outfit out of 10.
Do i keep this style or go back to my fotashaari?
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Asc / galab wanaagsan Soomaaliyey
Sida aad la socotan salkeyga dhulka ma qabto, marka inshallaah maalmaha soosocda waxan dib ubilaabana safaradeydii oo aan wadanka muddo uga maqnaandonaa
jadwalka shaqada safaradeyda👇
Ethiopia
AU
IGAD
EAC
US department of State
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Bro just grown his beard and covered his bidaar and now he’s a professor like me, soomaaliyey intee nalo wadaa?!.
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Maxaa Ka Ajir Badan Dumarka Bishan
Ajirka Soonka iyo ajirka Shaqeenta Guriga Iyo Afurinta Saa’imka. Allow Naxariistada sii Janadana ugu Abaal Mari🤲🏾❤️.
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Be Honest:
Describe My second term presidency ONE word.
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Subax wanaagsan soomaaaliyey, waa kuwan sarakiisha cusub ee ciidanka cirka ee so qalinjabisay ugu duceeyaa in uu illaahy ka dhigo kuwi diintod iyo dalkood iyo dadkod anfaca, mid aan niyadda si gaar ah ugu hayaa ee asagana si fiican igu duceeya inshallaah.
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I feel like I’m Kenyan official more than I’m Somalia’s president and I really like it though.
I’m thinking about turning south Somalia into northern Kenya and be it’s governor.
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Today I met with the Emir of Qatar, H.H.
@TamimBinHamad
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Quruxda dhanka labiska aniga ku haysta lkn dhanka cibaadada iyo khushuuca waa sxbkey
@HamzaAbdiBarre
.
Majiraa sawir ka qurux badan ooo aad arag tay waligaa sawiradan ??
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Dhammaan booqashooyinkaygii 2024-ta waxa isoo dhaweeyay madaxweynaha ama mas’uulka kowaad ee dalalkaas marka laga reebo waddanka aan walaalaha nahay,
Ma ogi lkn mararka qaar waxay iyiraahdaan marti ma tihid iska soo gudub dalkaan wa dalkaagi kale.
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So dhaweyntaan diiran iyo farxadda ka muuqato sxbkey MD Axmed waxa ka dambeeya ayaa ah in aan u ballan qaaday in Madaxweyne Axmed dib loosoo dooran doono muddo xileed kale taasina wa qiimaha uu ku taageerayye dhammeystirka ama beddelka dastuurka cusub. Waxan ka rajeynaa madaxda
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I see this picture circulating on social media saying that I was received by influencers and not government officials, and I wanna tell you that it doesn’t bother me as long as I achieve my goals and collecting 💰💴.
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Sick of eating food with forks & spoons on flat plates, take me back to my muufo & macsaro,
Xamar waxan muufaded eheen uma xiisin.
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One of the most beautiful coincidence is when someone takes a picture of you while you are humble and submissive in your prayer. Oh God, increase our faith above our faith 🤲🏾.
@HamzaAbdiBarre
💙
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Nin walba tuuladis uu ku bad qabaa, marka sidaa hanoo ahaato oo aan faataxada isku marno.
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@Sabi92409431
@HassanSMohamud
We really appreciated your sacrifices peaceful and stable Somalia is also good for neighbouring countries and but we can’t reward your sacrifices for our land no way.
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I don’t want to mention his name but not a while ago someone said some of Somalia’s state leader are cancer to Somalia I think he was right.
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@mahadsalad
Arooy waa dilaa waana u tacsiyihaa wax sucohaayo mahinee sxbdaa(AS) muslinka ka celi.
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انا لله وانا اليه راجعون
Ilaahay ha u naxariisto gudoomihii hore ee golaha shacabka Prof Jawaari, qoyskiisana samir iyo iimaan haka siiyo. 🇸🇴
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Mahadsanid walaalkey Farmaajo, lkn waxa rajeyna arinta dastuurka xitaa inaad garabkeyga ahaatid inshallah.
Warsaxaafadeed,
Waxaan mardhow teleefoonka kula hadlay madaxwaynaha jamuuriyada Federaaliga Somalia Mudane Hassan Sheikh Mohamoud. Waxaan la wadaagay in aan garabkiisa ahay. Waxaan kaloo ogu bishaareeyay in dhamaan umada Soomaaliyeed ay garabkiisa tahay.
Kadib waxaan
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No rest days & delays for my tourism
Today I arrived in Nairobi, Kenya, for a one-day working visit. During this visit, I will hold talks with the Kenyan counterpart, H.E. President
@WilliamsRuto
, on a range of regional and global issues of mutual interest.
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Dhammaan ummadda Soomaaliyeed iyo inta yar ee ka soo hartay soomaaliya waxaan ugu hambalyeynayaa farxadda munaasabadda Ciidul Fidriga. Waxaan Alle dalkeena uga baryayaa nabad iyo horumar.
كل عام وأنتم بخير ✨
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I realised that I’m the definition of attention seeker
I mean I’m an attention seeker at heart. i’ll do anything for someone to compliment me and tell me they love me, I met silver medal winner abdullaahi jama on two occasions at
@TheVillaSomalia
handed him the same award just
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Waxaan xoogaa ka walwalsanahay gobolladan cusub ee lagu soo daray yo federaalka, sababtoo ah laguma darayyo dowladda federaalka oo keliya laakiin sidoo kale waxay qayb ku yeelan doonan miisaaniyadda dowladda, sida aad lawada socotaan aniga wixii qarash kubaxaayo wan ka soo
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Today I spoke with President of Mexico (Egypt)
@Elmiksike
during the call, we discussed bilateral relations of mutual interest, reaffirming our commitment to enhancing cooperation in several key areas and uniting efforts to promote regional stability.
After that, I
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Ma Anaa intaan Qoladeyda Ka tago Sheegta Qaran.
Ma Anaa Qareen u noqon karin Raggii ila qaraab tagay.
Qaladkaygii dhacay ma anigaa maanta ka cabsanayya inaan qiran.
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African Union Summit
Today I attend the African Union Leaders Summit in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia.
During his address to the meeting, I called for collective steps to be taken to establish effective mechanisms for addressing the emerging peace and security crises across the
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@SihaamMumin
@WajaaleMan
Anaka waxan nahay hal qoys oo hal guri kuwada nool khilaafadna waa leenahay lkn inaad cadow guriga nosoo gelisiin waa khalad weyn mana la idin ka yeeli doono.
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Faysalow waxan kugu la talinaa inaad iskuulkii dib ugu laabatid oo waliba maaddada afsoomaaliga xooga saartid, qoraalkan afsoomaali ma ahan.
Dharakii Daroodko ka Carareen markii Siyaad Barre ka baxay Mogadishu 1991 Yaye gaashadeen. Kuwaa maanta leh waanu talininan. Waa yeeydi oo Siyaad Barre shiigay. Tuulo ma maamuli karan.
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Madaxweynihii hore ee ee dalka
@M_Farmaajo
ayaa ka digay in wax laga bedelo dastuurka oo keeni kara qalalaase siyaasadeed, waxas wax kama jiraan waaye maxa yeela qorshaha ma ahan in dastuurka qodobbo ka mid ah in la badalo ee waxa ii qorsheesan in aan gabigiisa qubo.
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Why do I always travel?! 👇
When I’m When I’m
In Somalia Out of Somalia
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Sideen ummad san jaahil u ah ku hogaamin karaa?:
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* When my friends' order arrived after a long wait*
Abudwaq:
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In this quiet calm day I remembered when me and my friends formed “badbaado qaran” and how easy and useful it was, + I really miss them my partners in crime and hopefully they aren’t cooking something without me.
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Horta beentu waa xaaraan oo alle na wan ka cabsadaa, midda kale soomaalidu waxay tiraahdaa beeni raad maleh, marka inta la igu qabanlahaa beenta oo meel walbo la igu dacayadeen lahaa soo kama haboona anoo runta sheego inkastoo dad badani ay iga caroondonan.
Xasan Sheikh oo ciidamo Soomaaliya in ay yeelato diidana ba dal difaaci kara 🤣🤣
-Shiekh Xasaan.
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Buuq iyo qalalaaso lama rabo hadda ee meeshaadi ku noqo adeer wan ku duceynaa.
𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗡𝗔𝗔𝗡 𝗜𝗬𝗢 𝗦𝗢𝗢𝗗𝗛𝗔𝗪𝗘𝗬𝗡
Keddib markii aan arkay xaaladda dalku marayo oo ah mid aan laga aamusi karin oo madaxbannaanideena lagu soo xadgudbay, saaxiibo kala duwanna ay igula taliyeen inaan sameysto bar aan fariimaha kusoo gudbiyo, waxaan guddoonsaday inaan
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Asc & jumco wanaagsan soomaaliyey
maadaama mowduucan uu yahay mid ku baahsan baraha bulshada iyo shabakadaha Soomaalida waxaan raba in aan xoogaa kasheego arinta wiilkan (abwaan nageeye)
Horta aqoon shaqsi ah uma lihi lkn waxan aaminsanhy inuu doonayye inuu soo maro dariiqa iyo
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I finally gathered them at the
@TheVillaSomalia
to discuss about the new constitution & many other things, markan cid loo joojihaayo malahan muga bariga tareenka waa ladhaqaajihaa.
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Why you so confused?
Our home Their home
Our religion Their religion
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Safarka iyo dhoofka jeceelka aan u qabo waxaba ihayso inaanba dalka ka maamulo zoom call-ka si aan dalxiiska iyo shaqada isku garab wado.
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Today I am hosted by my brother Afewerki for breakfast. Thank you
@isaias_afwerki
and the people of Eritrea for the warm welcome.
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Main reason for my recent visit to brotherly country Eritrea was to pay a visit to SNA Air Force units who’re being trained there, and also to underlined the imperative of consolidating robust and all-rounded bilateral ties of cooperation that advance the interests of both
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Weeks before the last presidential elections
I urged PM
@MohamedHRoble
to run for presidency otherwise everybody will forget about him after few months like that Abdiweli Shirdon guy.
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