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SAC veteran. Father. Better dead than MAGA Red. Fuck Fascism. Fuck Racism. Love is Love. B61-12s for all my NATO homies. No DMs, plz. Slava Ukraini!
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@the_engi_nerd
"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."
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@McCainJack
Hmmmmm...
Why do we have a systemic problem with law enforcement? Because trainers like Dave Grossman tell them that one of the “perks of the job” is that after you fight with or shoot a suspect you will have “the best sex” you’ve had in months.
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@eclecticbrotha
Dude looks like he can't wait until 2025 to shave an inch from either side of his moustache.
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@StalwartSt
@ArturRehi
@joni_askola
A Russian fable has a genie offering a peasant anything he wants, on the condition that his neighbor gets double.
Clearly upset by this stipulation, the peasant pondered furiously for a bit, before suddenly shouting out "THEN TAKE MY EYE, SO THAT MY NEIGHBOR WILL BE BLIND!"
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@cliffschecter
@costareports
@CBSMornings
He's a bitter doomed pol spitting venom in all directions while he still has the platform of his office.
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@RepsForHarris
@FaithGrace7777
Solid speech...calling the GOP out for abandoning its values to worship Trump.
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@StrictlyChristo
@RonFilipkowski
His "Truths" are gonna be wild tonight as he processes this narcissistic injury. Wild.
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@NAFORaccoon
I really missed the pictures of dusty dead Russians and Chechens from the old days. Glad to see they are back on the menu.
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@jimstewartson
@Jkuda2
@CapitolPolice
@DHSgov
@FBI
Reminded of Veselnitskaya getting a prime seat during Mueller hearings.
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@jgmac1106
That we fought WWII for the Jews, and should have allied ourselves with the Axis against the "real" threat, Communism. Russian weirdoes believe something similar, and there is a whole genre of speculative fiction to serve their kink.
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@sapitonmix
His piece on the supposed Russian targeting of Europe smells like an influence operation to deter Western governments from continuing aid to Ukraine.
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@Obielicious
@KamalaHQ
LOL...make sure the glare from the lights is maxed out so we can't see all the empty seats. Bravo.
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@PStyle0ne1
This reminds me of that dude from Argentina who made a fake documentary where he went to the Falklands with the intent of reclaiming the islands by impregnating British inhabitants, and called the film "Fucklands."
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@EmbassyofRussia
Took you 500,000 casualties to get to the point where you could say that Ukraine is feeling a little pressed.
You must be very proud of your military.
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@HackingButLegal
@DemConvention
Followed her in the early "resist" days, and gradually figured out she was not a good person. No good person hangs out with Milo and Richard Spencer.
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@metzgov
All questions to be cleared beforehand by A.G. to ensure they don't make JD look bad.
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@ElbridgeColby
@X
"Never attribute to government action what can be explained by mass canine retardation."
- Wiggums' Razor
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@theliamnissan
@TulsiGabbard
Actual terror watchlist, or do you just get a special inspection every time you fly because you work for the Kremlin?
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@KevinRothrock
And his dick no longer works because of a French shell fragment, so he's a bit salty about sexual stuff.
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@OopsOFacto
@RadioFreeTom
Ah yes....the "But Americans are struggling" narrative that's everywhere in the MSM right now. Reminding Avg Joe that while he's doing OK, some Americans are not.
They conveniently omit the fact that this is, has been, and will always be true. It's not Joe Biden's fault.
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@DucuGavril
Follows will be masked next, so dudes can follow and like all the porn they want without being shamed for it. The video short function will be where all the e-girls who can't post nudity on IG and TikTok will be able to share nude shorts. Not judging, just observing.
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@HMcdoolittle
Maybe, just maybe, it is a mistake to allow people whose primary animating impulse is the avoidance of taxation to run newspapers.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
@georgetubman
Keep showing these crowds, and Trump will get a medical excuse to drop out.
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@GrantvsMaximvs
We didn't tell them not to hand-rotate the cannon barrels on the F-16s from Belgium?
Military aid malpractice!
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@markus_tm
Yeah, if she pitches up in Moscow for a show trial, Germany should terminate diplomatic relations with Russia immediately.
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@OlenaWave
@RazomSRB
He's going straight to Jahannum.
Prophet Muhammad's fondness for cats is conveyed in his hadith: "Affection for cats is part of faith" (Maqasid al-Hasanah, al-Sakhawi).
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@UkraineNewsLive
It looks like the point of impact has been hit before and temporarily patched. Wonder what is there that is worth such precision targeting?
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@OAlexanderDK
Denied the further use of his now-burned covcom, he is loudly messaging his handlers that he is still loyal, but unable to continue his mission.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: If you are an admirer of racist anti-immigration influencers like "Tommy Robinson" or a believer in Great Replacement Theory, please unfollow and block me right now.
Russia is using your bigotry to incite division in Europe and America. Fuck that shit.
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@OzKaterji
They're only standing with Armenia in the hope that it appeals to Russia to help it against Azerbaijan.
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@ElbridgeColby
Thing is, Elkridge...your concern for the threat of nuclear war is not sincere. It's the lube you use to try to insert pro-Russian narratives into the conversation...because no reasonable person desires nuclear war, right? You use this feigned concern to cape for Russia.
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@Teoyaomiquu
Thank you for everything you do for Ukraine's heroes...hope you make your goal quickly.
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@AdamParkhomenko
LOL...he's so transparent...he wants to "own" her on his network, then ghost the second two debates.
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@michelle_byoung
She's gonna be enjoying the rest of her life is what she's going to be doing on her own. Never too late to reclaim your life.
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Jesus...French election ads go HARD.
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@ok_post_guy
@HackingButLegal
@washingtonpost
They'll just keep sending it until they find an outlet who isn't afraid of Trump lawsuits and/or horny for the horserace.
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I'm an American taxpayer. Nothing makes me happier than seeing my tax dollars spent on supporting Ukraine and fighting evil.
I'm a Finnish tax payer. Nothing makes me happier than seeing my tax euros spent on supporting Ukraine and fighting evil.
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@GenMhayden
He's posing in front of a rusty fence with outrigger wire to try and make it look like he's on a military installation.
Pathetic.
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@hissgoescobra
@DarrigoMelanie
I do drink beer, and not a single beer on that list has crossed my lips since the craft beer revolution...no hardship in foregoing them in the future. Who the fuck drinks these swills?
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@patriottakes
@SgtFella1
Are his lifts so extreme they are like wedges under his heels and force him to lean forward?
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@krus_chiki
When I was a kid 40 years ago, a friend's dad bought huge lots of these tins from shelters being cleaned out, and fed them to his pigs.
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