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🧵🧵Ok I'ma start my Jewish music thread here. One good thing about the plague year(s) is I've been stuffing as much new-to-me music as possible into my cheeks like a fat little self-isolating chipmunk, so this thread shall be named
#ChipmunkJew
(so I can find it again)
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@heyyitsjanea
I fucking GASPED at this photo, $300 is bonkers. Add a zero? Or at least round up to an even $500
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@feedmewoke
@_thatgirlab
Listen everything is awful but even vengeful sewer demons deserve an afternoon topside so they can get some ice cream or something
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@mcmansionhell
Mid is so specifically expressive in a way that is more than middling, I love it!
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@chx
@ThatDakari
Wow what a shock his side of the story makes it so much WORSE. It's ok that he was going to go "scorched earth" on his wife, bc he felt bad about himself!
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@CeeAltman
@TaraTomahawk
Because people who give "gifts" to poor people only do it so they can make poor people feel obligated to them
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My baby Willis had garbage kidneys thanks to his garbage thyroid but man I love me a garbage kitty
you may pump the shambles up with fluids for the small price of one churu
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@BudrykZack
Like yeah guys your parents faced the Blitz by staying indoors with the lights out during air raids, what's that got to do with what you're doing here??
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@dyllyp
Yeah yeah yeah you're gonna get halfway through another Epic Dylan Park Tale & then be like "whoops I got to go pick up a left shoe from my uncle's best friend's daughter's rabbi's dentist in Tallahassee, finish this up later lmao"
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@zuri_too
Did she wrap them herself too? There's no sense leaving anything to chance at this point
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I sincerely hope that
@AnaMardoll
will use xer mighty powers of READING A BOOK AND DESCRIBING IT ACCURATELY only for good
She's a New York Times Bestselling author. It took the New York Times less than a day to write an article about her situation. And she has 4x more followers than Lambda Literary. White woman martyrdom knows no bounds, only delusion.
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@SeeAverageWoman
@meredithdclark
@Ebonyteach
And oral exams are kryptonite for other students with crippling social anxiety (who thrive on papers). There is no magic testing solution that adequately meets the needs of every single student, but unlike the parents of a single student instructors have to find the least worst
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I mean it might not be too late for me to go to a memorial celebration with him, what a great first date idea!!!!!
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In conclusion, if his daughter needs an alibi, i am available
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@DanRonel
@babespaghetti
@briggityboppity
Wow you are not ready to hear about all the literally illegal things that people & systems of authority actually can and actually do all the time
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@villainae
@RIPEdith
@karlogan_
The word "only" was doing so much good work in that tweet and you just passed it right by
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@yumcoconutmilk
Holy FUCK i thought this Hallmark Channel Chattel Slavery was bad enough but that's just evil. Those are evil evil wt ppl
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@Lars_Blitzer
@revrrlewis
When it comes to mediocre straight white men it can always get worse
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@clairewillett
@tropicalsteve
I honestly expected her juicy corpse to pop up spontaneously just to deny that statement. If the Queen ever had a code to let her security know that she'd been kidnapped, it was "I don't completely hate that Camilla"
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@ask_aubry
Seems like the police only do something when someone gets raped if they want to do a follow-up sexual assault of their own
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The way he immediately looks so baffled & lost bc no one is cheering him on or telling him what a funny special boy he is. Congratulations ma'am you married a very large toddler
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@such_hockey_wow
@redditships
I can't tell you how much I appreciate your commitment into finding follow-ups, thank you for your service$
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@heyyitsjanea
Oh yeah there's got to be an additional $200 "Kick Rocks" fee tacked on there when she comes back
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@CarmenGranddau1
@chris_notcapn
These hair & make up professionals are out here truly doing God's work making bad people look like hot garbage all the time
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@VagabondPNW
@SpaceFlavours
Where was the charming anecdote about how it was her favorite great grand pappy's favorite poison gas??
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I cannot imagine typing out "it never occurred to me to question Shaun [King]'s integrity" with sincerity
sh••n took them peoples money for his clothing line……..you will be shocked to learn what happened next
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@thepbg
@FeministaJones
Because of this, 99% of my adult girl-cousins are hyper competent adults in high responsibility careers, and 99% of my adult boy-cousins basically still live with their parents
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@telushk
I was at a fair housing conference where one of the speakers told us that northern cities are more hypersegregated now than before the Civil Rights Act. We don't have a non-racist leg to stand on up here
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@coffeespoonie
It continues to blow my mind that people refuse to understand that simply walking through a door is not a guaranteed ability for every person.
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@lizzylemondrop
@telushk
Listen my dad has stage 4 lung cancer but if you made me choose between curing his cancer or turning him into a perfectly healthy velociraptor there would be some hard times ahead
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@will_thad
@akhan1437
Is it really a jobs program when "workers" are paid an hourly wage in cent?
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What they mean when they say "Trump will do worse" is really "Trump might start doing it to us instead of the people we don't consider worthy of being alive"
Trump will do worse!
Trump will do worse!
Trump will do worse!
Trump will do worse!
Okay...explain it to me. Worse how? Go ahead. What is worse than this? WORSE HOW????
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@redditships
I don't know what terrible things it says about me but I really feel for this guy
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@HopeMarchella
All of these products are going to go bad before they get used up, there are so make kennels of weird grossness here
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@AubryAndrews
She could get an extremely reliable vibrator for a fraction of the price and remove the fiancé from the equation entirely, it's hard to imagine what benefit he provides here
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@_Eric_Reinhart
@jbenmenachem
RAs are not domestic aides, I'm frankly baffled that you don't see how that framing makes this much much worse.
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TWITTER I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION IT FEELS LIKE A TRAP
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@MatthewLillard
I feel a lot better about my shitty childhood bc at least it wasn't so shitty that I can't stand the sight of parents actually loving their children.
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@wagatwe
I still hung out w/the two "friends" who raped me the summer I turned 14. One of them walked me home afterwards "to make sure I was safe". I knew what that meant: they knew where I lived. There are so many reasons why victims do this
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@briskide
@LolliZombi
I'm a 45yo woman & the thought of dating someone in their 20s also freaks me out, & not due to anyone's ability to make adult choices
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@2furiosa
@georgeciveris
@dreamoforgonon
@CassieGrimaldi
Nah it's best we got stuck with Scarlett bc an actor capable of expressing emotion would've broken my whole heart in that last Avengers movie instead of giving me a scene where I could safely go get a snack
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@itanaygen
@NataGunn
@redditships
The SECOND it turns out that turkey is dry, it's time for "you guys aren't going to believe this but"
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@tashakaminsky
One of the two people who raped me walked me home afterwards, this is a misdemeanor fire if ever there was one
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@ask_aubry
I'm so glad she knows her value and has family to support her in this. Her Nana would surely be proud
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@T_FisherKing
@benshapiro
That last sentence depresses me but Mrs. Shapiro made her dry-ass bed, she can damn well lay in it with the board between them making sure there's no accidental physical contact
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@Maladroithe
In all fairness I was on her side the minute she described her fair skin/body hair situation (I wish I could afford laser removal!) but also WOW "I didn't sign adoption papers" I love a sensible sassy queen
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All children deserve everything, it is very very simple
100% of kids deserve free food, free healthcare, free school, free shelter; and we are failing them if we think anything else
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@ask_aubry
"Hi I'll let men emotionally abuse me in exchange for a coffee & sammich" is a really annoying way of saying "I have zero self-esteems but all the internalized misogynies"
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@heyyitsjanea
That's so weird, I'd expect her to be way happier to find out she's having a girl
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@jellybellz16
@AnaMardoll
Ok but why are you using a no-follower alt account for the sole purpose of attacking a person on Twitter?
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@chris_notcapn
It's way better to surprise the homophobic men in your life by not letting them be in your life anymore
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@silviamg
@ChuckWendig
I'm no space babyologist but I'm like 84% certain that women having an easier time giving birth if you don't put them in a machine that clamps their legs closed
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@Iron_Spike
"I present…my SUIT" killed me. If someone said that about me like that I'd never leave the house again
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@not_deceased
@prolebot69
@circlewizard
@thebluemaverick
@AShihipar
Someone posted a close-up and I firmly believe in sharing trauma
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@clapifyoulikeme
Oh yeah speaking as a receptionist I'm 100% going to call the cops if someone threatens to come to the office and shoot me, so ma'am should probably just NOT do that
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CW deceased parents
I just came to a wellness check on my dad & he is in fact dead. I'm tweeting as I wait for whoever 911 sends to try to get my shit together. Even though it was absolutely my expectation this is hard (please don't dm me to check on me I am begging you)
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@SamSykesSwears
I think replacing Chris Pratt with Danny DeVito in literally any ffilm would be an incredible upgrade
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@IWriteAllDay_
" a positivist jamboree with the pacifying succor of pert little morals" this added 40 hard years of jibber-jabber to my already overlong lifespan
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@xxdbreezyxx
This is why I'm glad to be a Gemini, it doesn't even make sense to get some twins tattooed on you
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