George Civeris
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Comedian, writer, co-host @straightiolab , etc. SUMMER TOUR TIX BELOW 🐬
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To go into all this trouble and then still gender the mermaids…
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Do you guys think it's worth it to buy an office chair? I would sit in it for 10 hours a day for the rest of my life, but I'm not sure. For context, I have spent seventeen million dollars this month on oat bars that don't taste good.
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Much like the actor Darren Criss, fireworks are gay in theory but straight in practice.
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Babe, are you ok? You've barely touched Anna Wintour's go-to lunch of steak and caprese salad without the tomatoes.
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Monitoring the feud between Charli XCX Updates and the politics editor of the Los Angeles Review of Books.
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One of Hollywood's best kept secrets is that Leonardo DiCaprio hasn't been hot in years.
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Oh yeah why don’t I just “sew” a mask? Are you fucking insane.
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They won’t stop until they’ve done all the combinations.
‘THE HISTORY OF SOUND’ starring Paul Mescal and Josh O’Connor has wrapped filming.
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A non-accredited, non-research university that does not confer degrees... mama that's a book club.
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My dad couldn’t remember the phrase “drop dead gorgeous” and said “knock down beautiful.”
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Ellen missed Dakota Johnson’s birthday party because it was the same weekend she attended that football game with George W. Bush. I’m shaking you guys...
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It was Saturday night the 5th, safe to assume Ellen was probably in Texas already ahead of the Sunday Packers/Cowboys game.
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Vanessa Hudgens to release explicit version of Sneakernight
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Oh my god.
A Biden presidency is all fun and games until they reboot Master of None.
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Now that it’s nice out, I’ve been enjoying spending one million dollars per day.
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This whole eclipse glasses situation once again marginalizes the “doesn’t plan ahead” community, incidentally the only people who actually appreciate beauty.
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An increasingly popular opinion I’m seeing is “I thought Madame Web was going to be fun and camp, but it’s actually just bad”…
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Before you send that work email, take out all instances of “just.” Now add one extremely hurtful personal insult.
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The New York Times is so obsessed with “one-pot pasta,” they’re like if I even fucking SEE a second pot I am calling the police, which are good by the way.
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In This Essay I Won’t: The Life Changing Magic of Not Weighing In
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Daylight savings can be especially difficult for those of us already hanging on by a thread to our relationship with space and time.
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I don’t know what kind of “poppers” and “bumps of K” Taylor Swift allegedly did but I will tell you that Carly Rae Jepsen had exactly 1.5 glasses of Barefoot Moscato and that was enough.
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Being tall? You mean vertical manspreading? No thanks.
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The name Colton was created by Abercrombie & Fitch as part of a tongue-in-cheek marketing campaign aimed at suburban tweens in 2002... No one ever thought it would go this far.
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She’s a Barnard graduate from Sacramento who loves Little Women, what do you people want exactly
how is this picture of greta gerwig real
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I am walking down the aisle to Espresso at my wedding.
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Early quarantine culture is starting text conversations with “how are you holding up,” late quarantine culture is starting text conversations with “why is everyone so stupid.”
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Much like Emily in Paris, I have a master's degree and zero brain cells.
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I love scrolling in bed until 1am and then angrily reading one page of my book.
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The Amanda Show is a clear predecessor to I Think You Should Leave.
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Me explaining to my boyfriend why the bad movie we watched is actually good
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How much, exactly, should I be talking about this?
We don't talk enough about how LBJ grew his hair out after leaving office
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Do men just rank Coen Brothers movies, is that their job
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Thinking of when I won over an alt guy in high school by saying “it’s like, get a bass!” about the White Stripes, something I had heard Jamie Lee Curtis say in Freaky Friday.
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The concept of cheating is so huge for straight people, it's like how we have "camp."
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We should have a reverse Purge where everyone promises to be NORMAL for 24 hours.
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Spotify Wrapped is like "this year you slayed the house down boots with... O' Sailor by Fiona Apple."
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The Succession finale this season should end with “mmm watcha say.”
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Everyone has been hanging on by a thread, and that thread was one hour of sunlight.
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"Famed 'Sex and the City' costume designer Patricia Field, who has not been working on 'And Just Like That,' dressed Samantha for her scene."
For one night only, the “Sex and the City” universe will be whole again. Variety has learned that Kim Cattrall will reprise her iconic role as Samantha Jones in the Season 2 finale of “And Just Like That,” Max’s revival of HBO’s “Sex and the City.”
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Ben and J. Lo should remake Gigli and make it even worse.
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When doctors write books it’s like… don’t you have patients.
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Just because you are fully vaccinated, does not mean you are not a sinner in the eyes of God.
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Imagine thinking you could successfully sue someone with that haircut.
JUST IN: Arizona secretary of State says Trump campaign doesn't have legal pathway should it bring lawsuit
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My daughter asked me who bean dad was and I made her spend six hours looking it up herself.
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Everyone is always analyzing what it means to be a “pleasure to have in class” when it’s literally just a thing teachers say… You’re also not really a “valued member of the Delta Skylines family” mamacita…
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I do not like it when people act all exasperated about the “discourse.” You logged in to the electroshock therapy site, now pull your weight. Do you think The Eternals is communist or not?
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Now that David Sedaris is canceled perhaps it is finally time for a different gay Greek-American humorist with quirky sisters whose last name rhymes with Sedaris to shine...
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Society to Anne Hathaway...
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I have a disease where I keep bringing up HBO's Girls in 2020.
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Pfizer: It’s just me against the music.
Moderna: And me.
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Taking a day off work to process the psychological trauma of not having physical side effects to the vaccine. It was supposed to be MY day.
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The primaries are over, and Glen Powell is the main hot guy if you're a Republican and Jacob Elordi is the main hot guy if you're a Democrat. See you in 2028.
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Everyone should have a personal chef, and it is literally not my job to figure out the logistics or ethics of that.
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Something I keep coming back to is that there was actually no reason, rhyme-related or otherwise, to say "Blanchett Cate."
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Tony Kanal after he broke up with Gwen Stefani
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People are always trying to convince me that chickpeas and peanut butter "don't actually have that much protein"... Then how come I once heard somewhere that they do?
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The people tweeting “stay at home!” into the void have not felt this energized since their NO H8 photo shoots.
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Still haunted by the complete and utter silence from the SNL audience when Grimes showed up as Peach.
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It all started going south with the Bodies exhibit... we were NOT meant to se all that.
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I cannot believe there was an annoying gay guy on the Britney Spears-themed drug boat.
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Looking forward to my daily walk like some kind of bisexual.
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Please stop posting photos on Twitter.. This platform is not about being hot, it’s about being stupid.
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I like to think Adam Driver is always in character as Adam from Girls *playing* whatever role he’s meant to be playing. A little something to keep me going...
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Prince Harry accepting a job as the "Chief of Impact" at "BetterUp," which is billed as "The People Experience Platform"
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If you're working on a creative project, one tip I have is to imagine how the meanest gays you know would react to it and then internalize that.
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NO members of the New York Times editorial board at Pride!
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I actually feel so bad for the gay Try Guy, imagine your livelihood depending on the literal most random straight guys you once worked with who were like into karaoke. SCARY!!!
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Every time there is a hot Broadway actor you think it's a good idea to search them on Google images and then it's like FEDORA, FEDORA, FEDORA.
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I *barely* want to be united with people who share my exact politics.
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Frantically power-walking on Broadway, my eyes blood shot, pointing to people, buildings, objects, shrieking “CAMP” / “NOT CAMP”
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God bless Carly Rae Jepsen and her little adult nursery rhymes, I would die for her.
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Yassifying the word “use” by changing it to “utilize.”
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Someone asked my sister out TODAY and she said that she’s social distancing and he replied “you’re always making excuses”... iconic.
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One time I told
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I will never “brave the heat” or “brave the cold”… some of you need to unlearn hustle culture and embrace radical softness.
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Mmm you might want to check in with the Prince Eric I shared a gumbo with at Disneyland in 2011!!
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Packing my apartment and just found a stray piece of paper headlined “Quarantine Goals.”
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