Fahad Alam
@FahadMAlam
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Sometimes people should express themselves less.
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@FrenlyFrenchBoi
And what's crazy is people still cheat the test by using a catheter to fill their bladder with another person's clean piss. It's called an "oil change".
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remembering when i asked a spanish teacher if "señorito" was a word like "señorita" is, and she said it's only used when a little boy is wearing a suit and looks like a little gentleman
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@AltHistCody
It's worse, that stormtrooper was someone Finn had been watching over since they were kidnapped by the First Order as kids.
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@DUSKdev
You should raise the price by 10¢ everytime someone complains about it. It's what gamers deserve.
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@BIMBOCOMMUN1SM
this is a scar tissue treatment. they manipulate your body under anesthesia to force flexibility back into joints frozen by scar tissue. i had to do it for my thumb after I fucked it up.
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@rand_Kei
@groovyfinds
@gldivittorio
@moveincircles
Yes, it was because they were recording anyone who stopped participating in the study (whether that meant they stopped completing surveys or because they died) as having been abandoned by their husband.
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@greentexts_bot
Again, this story is impossible because it would've required anon to go outside.
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@JChrist703
@BIMBOCOMMUN1SM
Was actually cheaper that way because of how the billing and coding worked out. That’s American healthcare for you.
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@nashwakay
I'm not saying you should do this, but if you did it would be incredibly ironic.
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@GnatRoberts
@impliedChoppy
Also apparently Native Americans’ views don’t count for shit when assessing “the standards of his day”.
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@Zantw8
The speedster in that one Marvel movie with Angelina Jolie was depicted better than whatever the hell this shit is.
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@gbrl_dick
I feel like if you had a kid here, waited long enough to inculcate an American mindset and work ethic, then took them to Italy, they'd absolutely body their peers. like letting a teenager take on a bunch of toddlers during their naptime.
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@SAMOYEDCORE
I don't think the asthma inhaler works as well this way. Anyway you should listen to women when they give you medical advice, they live longer for a reason.
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@slip_trace
His bio doesn't sound like a native English speaker at all. Texian? Reins aren't in hands of despotic Washington? Yeah okay comrade.
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@Lotad69
Every time. Also learned that if you follow an artist you have to turn off their retweets or you’ll end up w smut clogging the TL.
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@LookAtMyMeat1
Women seem to have ranked them primarily by skin color and secondarily by height (whiter = better & taller = better).
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@BoltzmannBooty
Someone should form a pro-Pal ADL that categorizes all Zionist activity as anti-Arab hate.
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Richard is like one of those Victorian quacks who attained minor notoriety for discovering how to make a slightly better clock, but completely misunderstood the underlying science, then spent the rest of his life advocating the Irish not be allowed on trains.
Thread of things that make me proud to be an American, to be updated throughout the day.
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@dieworkwear
Me at tweet 1: "What the hell is he talking about? It's just a knot."
Me at tweet 2: "Oooooh...damn, he's right again."
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@PinstripeBungle
The way that the corner of the table cover is lifted up, only you don't see green under it, just an inexplicable blackness. Sure, it could be the lighting, it's a dimly lit room. But would you be willing to stick your hand in there to check?
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@bariweiss
@coldxman
@TheFP
Rabin and Peres believed Israel and South Africa shared common notions of justice. They didn't supply each other with arms and cooperate on nuclear testing for no reason, Bari!
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@DUSKdev
You know, realistically, this is what it should be like for Master Chief to fire a gun.
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@hausofdecline
Are you Jewish? Don't often see Jewish supernatural lore (sounds funny to put it that way, but you know what I mean).
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@JustinWhang
Dude is just reliving what shit was like before man invented fire and throwing rocks.
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@ElijahRavitz
@sorkincel
They don't like her because she remained a faithful Catholic by only accepting abortion out of pragmatism so as to better promote left-wing economic issues, instead of compromising on her religious beliefs with a full-throated endorsement of the former.
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@LtOnEnterprise
I hate his creative decisions but on top of the no allegations thing, he also makes sure his employees never have to crunch, which is almost unheard of in the games industry. Credit where it's due.
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@cIass_man
"...the way in which the depth of resentment is slowly revealed from left to right (not easy for orientals!!)"
Legitimately floored, no notes
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@greentexts_bot
If they're Catholic they shouldn't have been using birth control in the first place. Verdict: true. Catholics are terrible Catholics.
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@yesmustard
@bhangbhangducx
Also if I recall correctly it starts with him investigating the purity of his heritage because he finds out he’s part Welsh.
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@DuffyElmer
I like how he keeps throwing up "Trans Lives Matter" like some sort of defensive cantrip
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@PotaroResearch
@labsurde__
lol at how all of these replies are simply proving your point.
you can be the most productive, law-abiding, innocuous, patriotic member of society, but if you're not a true believer in their religion, they do not want you. to them you are worse than a literal murderer.
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@tszzl
I had a friend who lived in Montana and worked on an oilfield. By ~25 he had quit and moved all the way to Arizona because he could no longer keep up with his coworkers, who typically abused meth or cocaine.
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@monitoringbias
I misread "colonially known as Vancouver" as "colloquially known as Vancouver" multiple times.
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@mateosfo
Being a moral person in the world is always a narrow and lonely path beset on all sides by error.
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It turned out some of the people who thought she did were confusing her for Hellen Keller (this is not a joke).
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@DocStrangelove2
Gotta be on a purpose as a joke.
Wasn't it HK that famously loaded a magazine backwards on a magazine ad or something?
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@onradtokyo
Why's that guy built that way? He has like a man-sized head on a 4'10" sized body.
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@alexdanilo99
@CycleExmouth
@LavanyaSunder
I agree that it would be easier to do that than get the government of SF to do a single thing about its crime problem.
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@RichardHanania
I think it's literally because Hispanics are shorter and short people live longer on average than tall people.
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@ShitpostRock
That death scream was so chilling it took me by surprise and made me regret that NPC had been killed even though he was a Nazi.
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@GravitysRa1nbow
We're going to end up causing Ukraine to lose and Israel to win while making those issues inextricably linked, absurdly suboptimal for the world at large and American standing.
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@fraudue
@gayleviticus
I learned the other day that there were Evangelion-branded engagement rings made in Japan. There were two kinds, one themed after Shinji…the other after Kaworu.
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@1929stockcrash
I was advised to try and talk to a new person everyday when I started studying industrial design, and I've read that willingness to engage with new people correlates with mental acuity in old age. So you're probably onto something.
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Food £0
Books £150
Rent £800
Cigars £3,600
Maid £150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying.
"When Marx lived in London he stayed in a slum apartment, but still had a maid. He lived on money he received from Engels. With that money, Marx bought mostly cigars. His children began to starve. Three of Marx's children died of starvation or starvation-related diseases."
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Almost every engineer I know is right wing and was motivated by things he thought were cool and positive to become an engineer, and pretty much every humanities person I know is left wing and was motivated by things they thought were awful and negative to pursue the humanities.
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@longliveskelly
Wow, an Israeli who thinks he's better than everyone else? I've never heard of this!
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@fredtheundead
@Gei4Mei
@Jack_S_Wolfman
These aren't even boar piglets these are javelina piglets. Javelinas (peccaries) aren't a destructive or invasive species because they take a long time to reach child-bearing age and cull their own piglets. They also get no bigger than a medium sized dog and rarely attack people.
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@GoodBoyMachine
I think you're getting hung up on the way he put it but the point is valid. You don't get drunk with people if you're trying to fool them into believing you're someone you're not.
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@trailer_parker
@ebruenig
It is apparently a Latin word that refers to the protection one finds in a patron-client relationship, which is highly sus.
It also sounds like “prostate”, which lol.
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My uncle is a defense contractor and has an email address so old that it actually has a space in the username. This has caused him endless headaches since the mid-90s but he has so many important development accounts tied to it now that he's basically stuck.
I wonder how old the oldest still continually used email address is. like is there some DARPA guy with an inbox going back 45 years?
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@lastpositivist
To me it’s the same feeling that this kind of architecture evokes, this sense of foreboding and alien immensity surrounding a heart that is warm, righteous, and welcome.
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@Rythayze
Yeah it's crazy we got a series that good almost immediately after 3D mobile games became possible.
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@growing_daniel
I feel like the inevitable conclusion of this is some Twisted Metal shit where she cuts her arms off and replaces them with metal wings where each feather is a chainsaw and her muscle and bone are permanently exposed. But that actually sounds like it might go insane so maybe not.
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@NaviGoBoom
@GarandThumb1
That is the most dildo-shaped non-dildo gun I've ever seen in my life. Just absolutely appalling aesthetics, even worse than Israeli aftermarket accessories.
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@ClwnPrncCharlie
I mean it's worse if you do seemingly no research on what it would actually be like to live there, despite it being the biggest financial decision of your life.
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@Lotad69
Watched a vid of a girl who was gonna do it, everyone was hella supportive and cheerful along the way, and then finally she like came to her senses and backed out at the last second. So damn glad she did but so many don’t.
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As a kid I watched Popeye and it made me want to try spinach. My mom made really good saag so I ended up liking it. Then I watched Arthur and found out DW hated spinach. Thus began my decades-long obsessive desire to kill DW.
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@Austen
perfectly reasonable to charge $150 for a 9 foot long cable that lets you charge your macbook while also daisy-chaining multiple 5k displays
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@Duderichy
Whack: judging people on dates by how they treat strangers like waiters
Woke: judging people by how they treat the most important people in their lives
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@_Lufthansa_
@cheer_wine
It's not, you will put it under that kind of pressure just by having it in the same pocket as something else and then doing something like flexing your leg that squeezes the pocket.
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To explain where he's coming from, when his mom was pregnant with him, she let Jewish refugees into their home. She left to give birth to him. When she came back they had changed the locks and wouldn't give her any of her possessions, and she had to resettle in a refugee camp.
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@genzalternative
@_mrpussy
I don't agree with you boycotting CFA but I respect your earnest dedication to your moral principles, that is the most important thing in life.
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@Sherlockinater
@Bolverk15
Personally thought it was a good way to close the arc of that character.
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“Orangutan” derives from the Malay words “orang” and “hutan”, which respectively mean “person” and “forest”. When the Dutch first encountered an orangutan the locals told them it could talk but generally preferred to keep quiet “lest he be compelled to labour”.
Another entry for Ape-ril: Orangutan clothing. In the wild, orangutans will create hats and umbrellas from leaves to protect them from rain. When they have access to human cloth they will readily use it to make blankets and ponchos.
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@JimmyFalunGong
>retweets literal photo evidence of communist misbehavior
>"comrade, the central committee has determined this is a lie and fabrication, but also those people deserved it"
Why are leftists like this?
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@uncle_deluge
It's true, whenever I crave a glass of milk at night, my eyes start shining with blue light, and I levitate downstairs to the fridge while battling various demons on the spiritual plane.
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@BigDLuffy
@DUSKdev
Chief weighs a thousand pounds and is stronger than most of those aliens because they're powered by muscles and he's powered by a compact fusion reactor.
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@catpoopburglar
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@nbashaw
@ryanlpeterman
@TheNoahHein
This 100% sounds like something that could happen if I let a certain someone at our company write our onboarding documentation.
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