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paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much

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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
3 years
ok, as requested, I'm gonna make a thread of my threads and podcast appearances
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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I guess we know how student loan forgiveness is going to turn out
@usedgov
U.S. Department of Education
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We can all help prevent suicide. If you or someone you care about is in distress, text or call 988 for 24/7, free and confidential support from the @988Lifeline .
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@JimmyFalunGong
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not only is this anti communist fantasy but it's literally a real thing Catholics did to the Cathars during the early Inquisition
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@JimmyFalunGong
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meet me at
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
3 years
oh man, anti-skating but on the pretext that it's men taking up too much space? hells yeah Verso, go off
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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@dysmemic I got so much heat in my business classes at college for suggesting that the US simply legalized its corruption
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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one of my professors got mad at me when discussing global corruption scores when I said the US simply legalized half of it and didn't prosecute the other half
@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
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Sam Bankman-Fried donated $100 million in stolen customer funds to US politicians. Today, the US Government announced they're dropping six charges against SBF and will not prosecute him for a political campaign finance violation.
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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zoom and enhance
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Jacobin
7 months
Six left-wing parties from central-eastern Europe have formed a new alliance. They’re united by opposition to right-wing populists and Russian imperialism — but they’re also challenging the center-left parties who led the region’s neoliberal turn.
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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alright, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna post on the truth about Disney
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@JimmyFalunGong
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my neighbor took down his Ukrainian flag lol
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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when you get down to it, these guys want the opposite of what they say
@Babygravy9
RAW EGG NATIONALIST
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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I've got two facts about gnosticism which have kept me up at night
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Liam
10 months
Gnosticism somehow surviving throughout the centuries as a hidden sect periodically reemeerging in the Balkans, Occitania, southeast China, and Iraq may be one of the most crappy-fantasy-book plot points ever to occur in real life
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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let's talk hypothetically. what if there was a secret religion that practiced pedophilia and human sacrifices, but like, in a systematic way? would this explain why high-level rings keep coming up? what if I told you that this exists?
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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DNC coup DNC coup DNC coup
@nypost
New York Post
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Hillary Clinton calls Joe Biden’s age a ‘legitimate issue’
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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the Soviet Union sold ice cream in movie theaters, not popcorn. what a country!
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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because I might not be around forever, there’s some things I wanted to get out there and making an episode might take too long. I want to talk about satanic ritual abuse.
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@JimmyFalunGong
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actually before I clean, I wanted to talk about the Lemon Pig. it's a made up tradition but it's fun and nice and we did them for the first time this year
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@JimmyFalunGong
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this says a lot about society
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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this is how you know
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@JimmyFalunGong
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6 months
the end of Programmed to Chill
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
1 year
"this is real"
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: CNN reports that US officials are 'closely watching' the situation in Russia, with one American official saying 'this is real'.
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idk about this one chief
@wrkclasshistory
Working Class History
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#OtD 27 Feb 1933 Dutch bricklayer and council communist Marinus van der Lubbe set fire to the Reichstag in protest at Nazis hoping it would spark working class rebellion. Sadly it failed and was used by fascists as an excuse to repress communists
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
3 years
today, I'd like to tell you the truth about alien abductions
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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it's time to start acting like a crank weirdo about things. AI generated music should be labeled (and shouldn't exist)
@OneFeIISwoop
elizabeth 🪢
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i have extremely sinister feelings about this playlist… every song is acoustically identical, like it was recorded on the same digital instrument setting, and none of the artists have photos or pictures or show up when you search them
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@JimmyFalunGong
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everyone's jumping in here but like I said, sometimes it's not imposter syndrome they're feeling
@nypost
New York Post
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NY magazine’s financial advice columnist admits she lost $50K to scammer claiming to be CIA agent
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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it's been a while since I've done a good schizo thread, but this is something I found which I can't conceivably work into an episode or other projects. folks, we need to burn Connecticut to the ground so that nothing ever grows
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@ParentiSoundSys after running away what else even is there
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@JimmyFalunGong
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2 years
"Perhaps we need some outside, universal threat to make us recognize this common bond. I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat."
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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I'm just asking questions
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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they say they want a strong Christian state, strong economy, traditional values, a hetero family structure, so they champion the gay man converting to Judaism who's selling out his country to international finance and crashing the economy, and is way into cloning. oh ok cool
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
3 years
I remember 9/11 psychosis but I always wondered what 1914 war psychosis looked like
@TheRickWilson
Rick Wilson
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St. Raytheon of the Javelin, patron saint of slagging Russian armor.
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"FTX is being represented in the investigations and the bankruptcy by the law firm Sullivan & Cromwell" lmaooo
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
3 years
also later today
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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the again it's not like OP is a rational person anyway
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fascists in the 1920s had the financing of big business you dumbass
@TimothyDSnyder
Timothy Snyder
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One difference between fascism in the 2020s and fascism in the 1920s is that fascists now are better funded and have more ways to support one another.
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what's the point of parapolitics if you're gonna fall for stupid ops like this?
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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read between the lines on this
@nytimes
The New York Times
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For years before Jordan Neely was killed in New York's subway, the city had its eye on him. He was on a list informally known as the Top 50, a roster of people who stand out for the severity of their troubles and their resistance to accepting help.
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@JimmyFalunGong
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everyone who owns a horse is a financial criminal
@MNateShyamalan
nate of the living dead
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what’s the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have? i think airplane mode is a hoax because they don’t want you texting your friends and telling them you’re not having fun on the plane
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I know this is breaking some people's brains but there were probably more Latinos in death squads than white people through the Cold War
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@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: US media outlets report that the Texas mall shooter, Mauricio Garcia, who is Hispanic, shared White Supremacist content and wore a 'Right Wing Death Squad' patch.
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well, I think I discovered a new angle on Epstein
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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just as Jeopardy was unjustly partitioned and occupied but is now free, so too will Palestine
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Jeopardy! announcement.
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I know it's been said by many, but I can't believe how bad Google search engine has gotten
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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"this kind of thing does not happen in a vacuum" is such a thesis statement
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the answer's yes 😎
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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"The, ahem, "parapolitical left" could do with a bit less credulity as regards "black magic" and "Satanism." I've known plenty of people involved in that shit...and it was complete Reddit dweeb nonsense"
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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ah yes that's right
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@lourdesgnavarro
Lulu NYT
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NPR is not state affiliated media. It is public media. The NYT is not propaganda. It is the most robust news organization in the English speaking world. The bias as to who is being targeted on this site by its leadership is so very clear. And it’s not a small thing.
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just checking in on Adbusters, lmao
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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the CIA doesn't seem to kill US politicians anymore
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
1 year
it's time to talk about Jacobin's article on Jonestown
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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the vibes on this photo are so fucked
@benfeuerherd
Ben Feuerherd
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Exhibits entered by prosecutors yesterday in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial include a photo of the "Jeffrey E. Epstein Scholarship Lodge" at Interlochen Arts Camp in Michigan
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for those out of the loop, PTK means Programmed to Kill and it's a book about how serial killers are (among other things) subjects of mind control experiments, as are some mass shooters
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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imagine seeing this and not drawing the correct conclusion
@DrEricDing
Eric Feigl-Ding
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Holy shit. I don’t know how the hell this scene even exists, but I’m almost convinced @ZelenskyyUa was sent by an act of God. Wait for the ending. (From Zelenskyy’s old 🇺🇦 TV show “Servant of the People”).
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@JimmyFalunGong
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they got Boltzmann - let's try to get him back #FreeBoltzmannBooty
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@JimmyFalunGong
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change da world my final message. Goodb ye
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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a thread: a couple days ago, Daniela Klette, age 65, of the Red Army Faction’s third generation was arrested.
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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ahh it's true, gross
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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funny how PatSocs / mecha tankies / MAGA communists (which only exist online) only ever try to shoehorn Marxist aesthetics into RW culture war bullshit, never the other way around. almost as if it's a con going only one direction...
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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sometimes I think about mortality and shit and like, you're Navalny, you're in your way back to Russia. you know the risks you're taking. you know you might literally die soon, and you waste your time on this beautiful earth watching Rick and Morty?
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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how about one last thread for the road? maybe the second to last?
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
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you know what's even more sustainable than lab grown diamonds? overpaying to a cartel that artificially keeps prices high - much more sustainable
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@JimmyFalunGong
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amazing things are happening in Cuba
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one of the greatest to ever do it
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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I've also spent a year on a deep dive into how dictatorships arise, and the common thread I found was heavy industry covertly funding political groups which leveraged middle class /small business owner rage
@RachelBitecofer
Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆🌴🥥🇺🇸
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Collapse of Weimar in Germany. Rise of Mussolini in Italy. Stalin's post-Lenin purges. I've spent a year on a deep dive into how dictatorships rise. The common thread in every story? Under-reaction from the rest of civil society during the phase when they had the power to stop it
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@nypost
New York Post
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Mark Zuckerberg building $100M Hawaii compound with massive underground bunker: report
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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I'm from Utah and I say ban SRA
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@Wonkette
Wonkette
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Utah May Soon Ban Non-Existent 'Satanic Ritual Abuse'
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@JimmyFalunGong
Jimmy Falun Gong
4 years
there's a lot to say about Marilyn Monroe. but I'd like to talk about the forces that propelled/(groomed?) her to stardom, the Kennedys, the Feds, Communists, organized crime, espionage, and the hint of even darker forces that destroyed her life.
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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Timothy McVeigh went to the dentist over 75 times over his two years in the army
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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if you're still listening to Chapo and TrueAnon in 2024 you're ngmi
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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years ago I emailed Chomsky and Parenti with the same questions that they probably got all the time. to their credit they both emailed back but I found Parenti's to be much more heartfelt and genuine and actionable
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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today I'm gonna post the truth about the Symbionese Liberation Army, which is that it was an Operation CHAOS op to discredit the radical Left.
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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I do wish people would stop being surprised there are Latino Nazis. It's an extremely well-documented phenomenon by now, and more importantly, it's not out of keeping with several prominent types of Neo-Nazism
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@JimmyFalunGong
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on the Epstein list
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finally got covid and have to isolate. you know what that means.
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and what else was he?
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RAW EGG NATIONALIST
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GM. Senator Joseph McCarthy was right.
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a thread on the humble baleada:
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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in Curb Your Enthusiasm season 3, Wanda Sykes tells Larry David that she heard from a CIA source that a terrorist strike was imminent
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spotted today, an absolutely cursed sticker
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got a hot date for a Friday night viewing
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The four best books I’ve read so far this year
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@KlonnyPin_Gosch
ParaPower Mapping
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4 books
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what is certain, as reported by the NYT, is that Walt Disney was recruited as a secret informer for the LA FBI office from 1940-1966, according to FOIA information, much like Ronald Reagan
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I've been less active on Twitter lately for various reasons but these are my thoughts on current events:
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tldr; Jacobin's dumbass "pro-NATO but from the Left" article was written by an Oberlin guy who got sus Indiana Eli Lilly soft power grants and who works at a publication receiving NED money - easy disregard the real question is why this keeps happening over there at Jacobin?
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as goes Swift, so goes US public opinion
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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for years, I've had a hypothesis that the CIA's torture techniques were based on Nazi techniques, and fool that I am, I always had an idea in the back of my mind to prove it
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how about the Krupp series but for United Fruit Company?
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Jimmy Falun Gong
11 months
as someone who wasted years of my life doing sales pitches for a paranoid and hopeless religious faith, I can tell you that that's not what I'm doing here.
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what's funny about this is that he not only doesn't know that Whitney Webb wrote about this, but that she cites me writing about it in her book
Any real professional journalist (i.e. not me) who wants to break something big about Epstein should be looking straight at Interlachen and the "piano prodigy" angle. That's still the only hint at why Barr or Bear Stearns would've had him on their radar. I suspect a horror
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Jimmy Falun Gong
10 months
that's how it's written
@BoneJail
Rory Blank
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The Audible audiobook for The Devil's Chessboard: Allen Dulles, the CIA, and the Rise of America's Secret Government has a loud and wet fart sound about 38 and a half minutes into chapter 4
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remember Alexandra Daddario from TD1 (and many other shows, ofc)?
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babe wake up, Virgil Texas is back
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Dutch East India Company be like
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God damn this is bleak
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listened to Charles Mingus for the first time - damn!
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they pulled the article
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probably knowing who Michael Aquino is, idk. any others?
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Jimmy Falun Gong
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here I thought German naval intelligence, Henry Ford, Mussolini, Thyssen, German heavy industry, and British Banks created fascism, not fistfighting the streets, but I don't write for the Atlantic so what do I know
@RadioFreeTom
Tom Nichols
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Yes, I know, some ppl love the idea of duking it out in the streets with "fascists." Resorting to violence, imo, is how you *create* fascism; defending the rule of law is how you avert it. "Fascists" didn't win on J6; they're going to jail and staying home when Trump calls now.
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