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A zero-fucks-given guy can make stuff happen. He came with a voice like thunder, Black Salami as his side.

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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
7 years
I've met some other oddball businessmen/slash professionals over the years - I bet others have, too. Anyone want to share?
@ElamBend
Elam Bend
7 years
Years ago I met a guy who was a free lance video editor. All his equipment was in his van. This was tape editing, mostly for TV. He also did camera work. He was a one man shop. He was apparently good, but was kind of an oddball. He had an apartment, but his van was his real home
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@ElamBend
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6 years
Holy Shit, Trump
@AFP
AFP News Agency
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#BREAKING Sweden's legendary ABBA reunites with new music after 35 years
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@ElamBend
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@NoLongerBennett we have the largest freight rail network in the world, the most sophisticated logistical network, and the best air network. Amtrak is small beans compared to all that
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
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@spironoWACKtone @comfysarah @mannyfidel well, also you don't want to call an Ethiopian Eritrean, or vis versa; and God help you if you call any other East African Somali
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@ElamBend
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2 years
@fluepke @Amtrak The best and most robust freight rail network in the world. An amazing flight network (that doesn't experience the problems going on in Europe). Then consider our logistical nodes (trucking, rail, water, and aircraft). Our river network alone is unrivaled. All across a continent.
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@ElamBend
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2 years
@thevoidbeckon @proetrie Most women do this on apps or services. They are set up to encourage it. So the ladies end up dismissing guys they would otherwise like if they met them in a social situation. Bottom line: dudes are better off meeting girls IRL
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@ElamBend
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3 years
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@ElamBend
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11 months
@hradzka Conspiracy theorists are gonna be playing with this for years. Poor FBI special agent just saw his carer advancement fizzle out.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
I’m sorry, you have to move
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
We call this new camo pattern “California”
@AndrewClaudio9
Andrew Claudio
3 years
@ExUmbrisDesigns three words for you. Urban Gillie Suit.
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@ElamBend
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6 years
Lol
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
4 years
@neontaster @hradzka Covid isn’t the biggest infection risk there.
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@ElamBend
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4 years
Apparently, back in the day, McDonald’s used real glass serving dishes and not that cheap plastic junk they use now. #Sustainability
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
Time magazine ran an anti-Walmart hit piece when I was in high school (early 90s), using a rural area I was very familiar with. It was complete bullshit, right up to the staged photos of an empty downtown. Really opened my eyes to how a lot of journalism was down.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
Megadeath
@bradleyrsimpson
Brad Simpson (bradleyrsimpson.bsky.social)
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Name this band. Wrong answers only.
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@ElamBend
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4 years
@ApertureHeart @AlisonLeiby Have you been to a rural gas station? They have all that and the chick behind the counter is someone you know and will fill you in on the gossip on a slow day.
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@ElamBend
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3 years
@jchris145 @AshaRangappa_ Can’t wait until Republicans see this
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@ElamBend
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3 years
@telmudic I have a buddy who will do this. Including ending a date when the woman stated that she was a vegan.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
What is the penalty for being late? What is the penalty for rebellion?
@francis_scarr
Francis Scarr
2 years
Putin has just signed off a law imposing jail sentences of up to 10 years for soldiers who surrender
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@ElamBend
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4 years
I one hundred percent expect an alien landing at this point
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
4 years
We are finally undergoing a fourth wave of religious revival. Unfortunately, two of the most ascendant religions are militant Wokism and Qanon.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
10 months
The monasteries no longer exist for the flock, or even the priests, but merely for the abbots. All the rest are fuel for them. They must be broken up and their assets seized.
@sociologyWV
Jason Manning
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In my experience, a university administration will cut about 10 percent of faculty before it touches *any* of the administration, let alone the sacred part.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
1 year
@canderaid @zenpundit Really odd coming from someone of Chinese decent
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
@NeoGeo12 @Spruce_McCay @MaskiQueen @nypost cities die when the government cannot provide security and stability
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
Hi! If you are discovering this week that the media can be mendacious when covering a trial and that prosecutors can be over-reaching and vile; please consider that maybe this happens often, even when the target is someone you don't like or even someone you've never heard of.
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@ElamBend
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9 years
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
1 year
The elite keeps out the petite bourgeois that might overthrow them and hides it with allowing in the lower classes that lack the means to do so. (Not saying I completely subscribe to the idea that this is conscious, but neat that it works out that way).
@razibkhan
Razib 🥥 Khan 🧬 📘✍️📱
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the cathedrals of 'equity' and 'inclusion'
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@ElamBend
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2 years
@noxidls @ChristiB_MD @ChristosArgyrop I have a buddy (divorced) who, after his own close call has literally saved two of his single buddies by forcing them to the hospital. I realized that I’ll have to do this for some single buddies in the future.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
1 year
except, not
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@brhodes
Ben Rhodes
1 year
There's a lot to say about the radicalization of the Republicans. I've written two books that were largely about that. Frankly, there's nothing more to say. We have a radical right-wing party. It is what it is now.
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@ElamBend
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5 years
Coronavirus: South Korea’s infection rate falls without citywide lockdowns like China, Italy | South China Morning Post
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
1 year
This IS the cyberpunk future
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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An "influencer factory" in Indonesia
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@Lead_Flinger The fact that antifa groups haven’t doxed anyone in this group or penetrated it is interesting
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
A gathering of fellows at @MorlockP ’s homestead who was kind enough to host us all.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
@MonetaristMaia Or like when it was revealed that an non-insignificant cohort of Japan's really long-lived population were actually dead, but kept officially alive so family members could collect welfare.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
6 years
@TeviTroy @hradzka @jtharpe54 Now, extrapolate into the entire DC/New York City media Nexus
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
5 years
Don’t challenge my intellect, i haz credentials
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
4 years
@keithboykin Sharpton really did incite riots that killed someone
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
It's interesting how 'Papers of Record' have now become means for the inner party to let the outer part know what subjects are okay to talk about now; lab leaks of viruses, far left political violence in dirty western towns, etc. Which talked-to-death subject will be okay next?
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
@The_Equationist @tlieserLA @JodiHernandezTV @janewells Likely. It happened in Chicago last year. Organized robberies during riots. On 8/10/20, social media was used to coordinate mass looting, but it was clear that more organized groups hit the high end stores.
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@ElamBend
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3 years
@Halsrethink @amlivemon When Xi broke a stable oligarchy to make himself first among peers, he broke the system. What is ironic is they studied the collapse of the Soviet union but came our way with all the wrong conclusions.
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@ElamBend
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2 years
@JoshuaSteinman @zenpundit Buddy of mine who works in DC once walked some friends and I threw how they place articles:editorials in the New York Times/Wall Street Journal/Washington Post. He also demonstrated how he could tell who ghost wrote articles/editorials that covered his subject matter expertise.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
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@Empty_America I’m not a Zuck fanboy but he’s always seemed like a good family man.
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3 years
@razibkhan This is an archetype you can sometimes run into in rural areas in my experience. Very smart, but don’t know what they don’t know.
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@ElamBend
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2 years
@Kurt_Steiner A bunch of Americans essentially deserted once they reached Paris and ran criminal gangs. Had to be forcibly rounded up, IIRC
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
This time, for sure
@luke_metro
Luke Metro
2 years
We will never see another FTX because I am confident that Silicon Valley has learned its lesson regarding inane founder worship
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@ElamBend
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5 years
@DavidColeAIA @hradzka I first heard this from a builder 25 years ago. Some stuff from late 80s/early 90s; straight up terrible.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
11 months
NeVeR hEaRd Of DaGeStAn. Intel committee
@DanCrenshawTX
Dan Crenshaw
11 months
Never heard of Dagestan until now but apparently it’s a Jew hating hell hole.
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@ElamBend
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1 year
Endorsed
@ourladyofcoffee
elaine!
1 year
I really want everyone to pivot back from video. I fucking hate video. Do not ever make me watch a video just to obtain information. Making me watch a video instead of giving me text I can read is an act of violence against me specifically. When will it end.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
This is River North in downtown Chicago. Two blocks west of here are multi-million dollar townhomes. This would have been insane to contemplate two years ago.
@CPD1617Scanner
16th & 17th District Chicago Police Scanner
3 years
Chicago is a war zone. Automatic weapons are being fired on the streets of downtown Chicago.
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@ElamBend
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@kellyfirehorse @tripgabriel Not calm like the last two years
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
1 year
What's it called when groups coordinate in order to circumvent a law?
@aaronsibarium
Aaron Sibarium
1 year
NEW: Top law school officials are brainstorming ways to circumvent the affirmative action ban, advising schools not to create a "record" of "discriminatory intent" and warning that socioeconomic preferences will result in too many white and Asian admits.🧵
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@ElamBend
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“You ruined our political weapon!” Also the mention of making less money without mentioning the targeted campaign toward advertisers (like this article) to scare them off.
@abcnews
ABC News
11 months
A year after Elon Musk bought Twitter, X is now a 'worthless' platform some say is no longer safe for activists
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@ElamBend
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3 years
@eigenrobot “The FedEx guy claimed to be police and brandished a gun, so I shot him. How could I know he was police.” This idea is terrible.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
Wait, why are the rest of us being threated with this?!
@SCHIZO_FREQ
Lukas (computer) (3/AC)🔺
2 years
Losing so much money the free market intervenes to do revenge porn on you
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@ElamBend
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2 years
@pickle_cabbage @Porkchop_EXP Absolutely, and I think there may be some other environmental factors. When I visit the rural area where I used to grow up it is shocking how much bigger people have gotten especially kids. It used to be unusual for kids to have a different morphology than their parents.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
11 months
The Government’s and other groups concern over “AI” isn’t because they’re afraid of a Skylink scenario, it’s the same reason they’re trying to throttle a Twitter they don’t control. It’s all a bid to maintain control of information flow.
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St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻
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> The idea that we could select a handful of "trustworthy" institutions with the "correct" set of values and beliefs to shape LLM behaviour seems hopelessly naive to me. It's not naive. It's an explicit bid for political-cultural control.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
Ahhh, the real reason for the sacking
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
Men walked upon the moon 50 years ago today
@apollo_50th
Apollo 50th
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Apollo 16 Lunar Module Pilot (LMP) Charles M. “Charlie” Duke, Jr., by the Lunar Roving Vehicle (LRV) on April 23, 1972. #Apollo16 #Apollo50
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
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@stucknLAwzmbies @ernunnos @JoeSilverman7 @CharlesLWolff3 I can report 1st hand from another major Chicago hospital that things are pretty slow there
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
This is right
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@ElamBend
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3 years
@PattyArquette @Nideshkanna01 @ArtifactsHub_ still prominent. Between that and her height, uh, and the eye thing; she probably cut a pretty striking figure
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@ElamBend
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4 years
@EliLake @andrewcuomo The media was in on it. The data was out their pretty quickly
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
This is really one of my favorite comics of all time, for some pretty specific reasons, too
@BluegrassPapist
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
4 years
@sullydish Kendi has a particular beef for McWhorter and McWhorter, quite rightfully, has had enough.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
4 years
The guy at the corner store told me a thing today reminded me of something that I think a lot of people miss with the focus on riots, looting, etc. He said that he's had more shoplifting attemps in two months than in the last six years. City life has gong sideways in lots of ways
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
@Delicious_Tacos Lucky you were in the ER when you broke it
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Elam Bend
3 years
Seriously, waited 20-30 years to see some shit
@WarPath2pt0
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The struggle was real—
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
If every car operating on magic with no external costs anti-car people would still decry them because it's always been about the cars and the independence they create.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
4 years
@zerowing0 @PereGrimmer @PipPlays Cities started declining sooner than is generally acknowledged now. By 1960 Time was printing stories about Detroit being the sick-man in US and many US cities peaked in population in the 40s and 50s. They were mis-managed, getting dirty, and crime was going up.
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4 years
@ForAllTheMarble @ScottGreenfield That’s why we should rescind ALL Harvard degrees. Then we should seize the endowment and all the physical assets.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
@Empty_America A lot of New England was denuded of trees 200 years ago for shipbuilding. You wouldn’t know it now.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
@VarangianSkull Okay, but here me out, for decades “vanilla” ice cream was plain: sugared up iced-milk with manufactured vanilla flavoring. The fact that the guy can discern the true flavor of vanilla is also a sign of decadence. And by goodness, real vanilla ice cream IS amazing
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
3 years
"opened fire on the car they thought was involved with the shooting" - SUPPOSE IT WAS THE RIGHT CAR - Is just opening fire the right course of action?!
@MGInvestigates
Matt Gale
3 years
3 cops opened fire on the wrong vehicle, shooting 4 innocent people and killing an 8 year old. Now two teenagers (who were blocks away) are charged with the murder of the 8 year old because the cops thought it was their car.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
@MorlockP I used to love the classics until I realize they’re written for a bunch of swarthy Mediterranean types and not for me. Oh well, I guess there’s always the Vedic texts.
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@ElamBend
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2 years
@eigenrobot @Amtrak our trains ran on time!
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
5 years
@nypost They still selling Cat Stevens?
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6 years
@Patrick_Fenelon @Scholars_Stage That’s a dimensional line; we’ll be in a different dimension
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@ElamBend
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3 years
@Rob_Sherbourne Do it king. Commit yourself to making it work in the long haul. Have many kids.
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2 years
@razibkhan There was significant effort by the Soviet Union at building an anti-nuke base within Germany during the Cold War and it fell upon fertile ground. The left especially embraced it as a rejection of American super-influence.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
4 years
“Insurance will pay for it”
@StarTribune
The Minnesota Star Tribune
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Dozens of owners whose Twin Cities properties were severely damaged in the May riots have been stunned to discover that the money they would collect from their insurance company for demolition won’t come close to the actual costs of doing the job.
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@ElamBend
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@jfoy20 @dieworkwear Also there is a frugality born of watching other families piss fortunes away
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
Another state owned entity moves closer to the money printer
@dcexaminer
Washington Examiner
2 years
Aerospace and defense company @RaytheonTech will relocate its global headquarters to Arlington, Virginia, becoming the second aerospace company to move there in recent months,
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
Potentially huge
@HumanProgress
Human Progress
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"The chestnut blight fungus secretes an acid that kills the tree bark and, eventually, the tree itself. By inserting a gene from wheat, scientists at SUNY-ESF have found a way to detoxify that acid, creating a blight-resistant version of the tree."
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
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Early dog shaming pic
@ticiaverveer
Ticia Verveer
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This 2nd century BC mosaic panel from Ptolemaic Egypt, with an adorable dog seated next to a knocked-over gold wine jug, once decorated a floor in the royal quarter of Alexandria. #Archaeology
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@campmattfield @a_leavs @i_zzzzzz They razed a lot of historical Mecca to build the Mall of Arabia
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@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
2 years
Orange juice prices have hit recored highs, up 30% year-to-date, per BI.
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@ElamBend
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@whirlybird23 @wesleysmorgan @timmathews The long leash, the expanded size, this long war, etc have it been good for @the community
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
2 years
This is being pushed on the back of poorly designed studies in order to achieve a goal for “environmental” reasons
@AriNatter
Ari Natter
2 years
The US Consumer Product Safety Commission says a ban on gas stoves is on the table amid rising concern about harmful indoor air pollutants emitted by the appliances.
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@ElamBend
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3 years
The transformation form Urbanman to Suburban man is complete I AM HAZ MINIVAN! I celebrated by making hamburgers and hotdogs on my grill thats on the deck that looks over my yard, while drinking a beer.
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
5 years
Hey, all you colleges who rely on full tuition paying Chinese students. Are you prepared? Fall matriculation may not be what you are hoping for...
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
4 years
A real master is one who can find new ways to suck at one thing every day
@rootsecdev
rootsecdev
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Me every day here. No ego.
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@ElamBend
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@EdAsante77 @BrianMiller816 @RonColeman How does a life long public servant have a ‘family foundation’ that has that kind of money to give away.
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@drethelin Does it have to be the same escort every month or can I switch it up
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@ElamBend
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4 years
@Doranimated maybe it's just in profile, but if I saw this guy my first thought was that he might be a Russian Jew
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@ElamBend
Elam Bend
1 year
Boomers will do anything to spend it all themselves
@nytopinion
New York Times Opinion
1 year
Older women “know that it makes no sense to put money into college funds or save family heirlooms if our grandchildren will live on a planet with polluted air, land and water,” writes Mary Pipher, a clinical psychologist.
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@baseballcrank @cdrsalamander He’s also the one who grew up in true poverty and not in a city. He’s truly unique for anyone at this level in DC
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@ElamBend
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@medved_bjj @CathyYoung63 And it was still a cowardly move, and that’s how I took the film to portray it. I don’t get this take at all.
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@ElamBend
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@ErnstHemingwavy @liz_franczak you're surprised the scions of aristocrats are doing the things scions of aristocrats do?
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FTX’s Collapse Was a Crime, Not an Accident
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