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He/him, just some dull guy who don't know a thing about nothing. Alt:

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Anyway, I hope people on all sides of the JSA discourse can at least agree on one, indisputable truth-Ma Hunken aka Golden Age Red Tornado fucking rules.
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I think people don't get how important this movie's failure was. This was meant to start the DCEU, and they tried doing EXACTLY what MCU did, a flick about a classic, lesser known character with some recent success to draw on, as a funny jerk to hero tale, and it failed miserably
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My sister walks in and says "I want to watch green lantern" So I obviously say "why do you want to watch Green Lantern" She says "it has Blake Lively, I want to watch all of mothers filmography" So now watching Green Lantern 2011 in full for the first time
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@femaIehysterias How is middle aged woman marrying a guy in his 60s the same thing as an 18 year old dating someone twice her age? Do you think the issue is literally just mathematical difference?
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@moonlit_misfit I love how most the dudes there don't even care about being cheated on, they're focused entirely on "raising someone else's kid". Yeah, fun fact, if finding out the kid you're raising isn't biologically yours would change how you feel about them, you shouldn't be a parent.
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@otherhappyplace It really fucking sucks webcomics aren't allowed to not be great from the start anymore. It was the one place where you could put your work out there, unpolished and still growing as it's made.
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And note this was almost right after the Blackest Night, with an animated movie and a cartoon as a tie-in to this, the Green Lantern franchise was just at the reach of becoming the huge success Johns wanted it to be.
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@bear_nic_ @KatyMontgomerie No, and if you didn't already know she's trans, neither would you.
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@firelorddany It's like saying "Aang killed all the airbenders".
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@kittischmitti Pretty sure this is from 90s Savage Dragon, an independant lesser known comic made at the hight of comics popularity, so like...
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@ComicGirlAshley There's honestly no reason Bizarro should still be villain, almost all their stories about him and Superman learning how to get along, when he isn't straight up the heroic protagonist. He's the Catwoman of Superman's rogues gallery.
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If you ever left yourself to wonder "wait, why would they do this" with DCEU, remember, they tried doing the obvious thing first, and people still make fun of it.
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@Jacopo_della_Q Confederate apologists base their whole identity on being underdogs speaking the truth DA MAN is hiding, but they've basically had the control of Civil War narrative for majority of the 20th century. There's a reason you never hear about what the actual country was like.
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@GunnerDobbins Still wild to me this (and that whole run) was by the Riverdale showrunner. Turns out the guy wrote some real good comics!
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@thebestofclois Reeve really sells it with his expression at the end. "This is the most infuriating woman alive (affectionate)."
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@EPM106 Him shooting at the armored truck with bigger and bigger guns was straight up from Looney Tunes. I do naaat get how people ever thought Ledger's Joker wasn't hilarious.
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@SWMemes Strawman argument, but anyway
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@ParadoxThaGod Not costume, but Arrow had the character take two seasons for him to earn his goddamn NAME (what's even so silly and comicbooky about a vigilante being named after his signature weapon).
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@ThisIsATestTai @parkerlucks An actress, which is what she's been for 70% of her existence.
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@E57040553 @roddersj04 @iamcg83 Well, I'm not film critic, and I can tell you this shit is stupid as fuck.
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@GWreformed1689 Yes? Obviously? Because they are decent people with moral standards and accurate assessment of history?
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@cmxcollective Small imperfection, that turns into horrible disfigurement, because would rather put the mask on while it's still hot, rather than live few more minutes exposed to the world as human and vulnerable.
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@EuphoriTori "Being Jewish is literally the one and only thing keeping Shapiro from being a neo-nazi"-actual Jewish person I know.
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@dykeules Basically every revival of 90s Image. I know a lot of people have argued the original games were always deep, actually (I would agree they had more to them than people think, but not that much), but let's be real, og Kratos was "Shadow The Hedgehog of Hercules", as OSP put it.
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@Cherry80949533 I like how it takes what was one of Ultimate Univerese's most boring ideas-it being Doom, not Reed who's responsible for the accident-and it creates a terrifying AU of a Reed who never learned humility.
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@jbromovies Genuinely can't think of what in Berserk could this shit be refferring to. Even killing his abusive dad in self defense left Guts with guilt and trauma. Did they literally just watch the 90s anime and then imagined the ending?
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@VerilyRosen Dude, it was a hit, it got unusually re-broadcast twice within 3 years, outsold fucking DBZ, only wasn't the highest selling anime that year cause Gundam and Evangelion existed. It's not a cultural juggernaut, but the sitcom you're talking about would have to be fucking Frasier.
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@TheDouggernaut This genre probably should've stayed dead after Walk Hard murdered it.
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@rad_dude124 Like, the show clearly DOESN'T want you to notice their similar looks and be suprised by it once you see younger Gendo, dunno why people think they're being clever.
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@hicuckomori @bernkastelers Honestly, seems way more concerning to refer to just, having normal relationship drama as "toxic".
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@Karshonthefreak Conroy wrote a whole comic about how he couldn't get roles because he was gay.
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@GirlWhHrLkTs I think you're presuming a lot of these are much mroe direct parodies than they are. Some you are absolutely correct about, but others, I really think are loose, if not entirely unintended.
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@movieboy69 And are making the exact same feminist critique of it people had 50 years ago, so what's your problem? Yes, lot of slasher genre was obviously misogynistic response to female liberation of 70s lol, how do you call yourself a movie guy and not know this.
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Frank Quitely about the man who "vandalized" his lines.
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Every time. It's a big reason I have such a hard time getting into American comics. The vandalism they did to Frank Quitely's lines on All-Star Superman is my favorite example of this.
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@SummonerFlash Grant Morrison, reading Wanted:
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@Ivotian I'm sorry, how is this even supposed to be contradictory? "Stop forcing your idealogy on children!" "We're not." "Okay, then let us force our idealogy on children" "Don't do that." Makes sense to me?
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@sorrelquest I get it's a cliche mechanic people are getting sick of, but it's fucking Wolverine, if they used it before, it would be bizarre to suddenly NOT use it now, for a character that actually does that shit in comics all the time. Super sniffing is is his thing!
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@Dezinuh So, no matter how you played him, your protag in Fallout 4 canonically thought executing a POW was hilarious XD
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@MPHProject When I first heard of anarcho-capitalism, I thought it was a made up philosophy writers give fictional supervillains to not offend anybody.
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@kai_el11 He was killing it at writing the young, radical Superman Jon was supposed to be years too early.
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@novatjerneld Would probably hit harder if so many fantasy fans also didn't think fantasy racism was 100% justified in-universe.
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I think it's really funny how, if you actually pay attention, see the scene in context, with how it relates to movie's themes and Batman's arc... It absolutely IS about their moms having the same name.
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What did you think of this scene from Batman V Superman?
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@AtomK13 Honestly, he could've made a pretty decent Guy Gardner.
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@TheAlexSylvian Just two dudes trying to have a private moment.
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@SLOplays I wonder if they meant to kind of transition to it with his Ressurection F outfit, but then ditched it. Shame, I thought it looked great.
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@kittischmitti Transylvania, a show about young Vlad Tepes, who every few episodes makes a joke about how he would love ride the waves on a board of some sorts.
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@BorgRetro Yeah, I def recall people being like "wait, wasn't GL black", tho I doubt it would matter had the movie been a success.
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@GunnerDobbins Yeah! You may also know him from Fantastic Four Season One, or his Loki miniseries from 2010! He actually got put on Riverdale thanks to his succesful work for Archie Comics, such as the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.
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@TigheSammy You really saying it's bigger difference than this:
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@comicskirby The funniest plot twist: Crossover with MAWS
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@Extralongdokkan "How come you never introduced her before?" "I wanted to, but your friend Nappa kept trying to catch her with a Pokeball."
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@RedLReviews Refreshing to see two iconic superheroes just genuinely hate each other.
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@ndgoHODL @grey_jarvis I can think of at least one thing worse: Being disabled and having people like this for parents.
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@GunnerDobbins It's honestly not even a good idea for a Suicide Squad story? They're made to live on the edges of DCU, they're goverment black ops sent to do dirty work, not "realistic", but thematically dark, political and gritty, not regular wacky superhero shit just with blood and guns.
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@TheQuartering @JustinRoiland Always standing up for the little guy, huh?
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@Slim_DaddE No offense, but what are you even talking about? Yes, he's a good man, that's not contradicted by treating him like an actual person. And the latter was literally the whole point of the last MAWS episode, so dunno why you ain't happy with getting exactly what you claim to want.
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@comics_jeff I know Morrison heads talk how misunderstood their work is all the time, but seriously, fucking painful someone was using Multiverse in a relevant way, explicitly REJECTING the soulless nostalgia crap it's near univerally used for now, including by other writers following it up.
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@BenjaminCrew1 For some reason it was always Confederate ghosts, like everytime, it's a never a Union or just a un-specified Civil War ghost, when did that become a thing?
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And are making the exact same feminist critique of it people had 50 years ago, that you make zero effort to counter. Are you under the impression it's been decided 80s slashers genderand sex politics were cool and beyond examination, lol? I'm sorry, but this such crybaby shit.
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Twitter has discovered the 50+ year old slasher genre
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@jayjjalen It reall is one of the ideal first Superman comics. Would buy it for my nieces if they ever released it here.
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@GunnerDobbins Can't believe so many people complained about this.
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@Parker_Luck394 Basically, there have developed two crappy extremes in the Superman fandom where you got "He's serious business, who deals with heavy shit" crowd, and "He's pure teddy bear who's only about vague niceness" and the former can be insecure (see folk going apeshit about saving cats).
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@TheAlexSylvian Not really a retcon, but I've always loved his origin in Tangled Web
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@MadelynKnecht It's fine to have real life opressive institutions in fantasy worlds. It's all about what kind of story you're telling. Fantasy doesn't need to be historically accurate (and vast majority, including darker stuff, isn't trying), but it also doesn't need to be empty escapism.
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@buckycap At this point, it feels less like respecting Boseman's memory as much as using his death as a marketing tool.
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@adamtotscomix Genuinely do not mean this as an insult, but you should watch more horror movies. Not because you'll like Get Out or Us any less, but I promise you a lot of directors had 3 great horror movies in their resume, even in a row.
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@KhameekJ03 See, this why I don't get this "you hate when MCU tries to do something different". People fucking love that, they hate that it doesn't commit.
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@STAI2GAZER Has a woman hero and is a reboot of something old. That's all it takes nowadays.
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@sorrynotsoryu @bloomfilters Related to this, seen someone point out the whole "Nerd are cool and accepted" is kind half-true. Cosumers of popular "nerd" media are. If you like something legit niche, or don't like the popular thing the right amount, you're still a loser.
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@PersonaHearts5R @comicyehu He's been an openly homophobic gater piece of shit for decades. He was on the fucking Milo Show.
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@EPM106 You kinda miss the days when a good, famous thing inspired new different things, instead of more of itself.
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@BatSuper4 Good faith: It's a page in a story with Clark what thinking of what makes him happy in his daily routine, such as spending time with his friends, doing strikingly normal things together for people like them, emphasizig they're comfortable around each other and how routine this is
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@OSPyoutube The funniest comic book edit I've ever seen is the one putting he closing monologue from Millar's Wanted at the end of it.
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@Dreaded__T @muffinmurdurer @randomclovers @kouraing @hoshiumisexy He's actually supposed to be middle-aged in halfling years. We later see him transform into a human, and he looks like a forty-something.
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@GL2814_3 "Listen to me you little shits-not you Jennifer, you're an angel and we're happy to have you here". I think it' sweet, despite his general 50s dad vibe, Reed is a very much "the kids are alright" guy.
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@LilySimpson1312 If being transphobic means ou can't be atracted to Poison, no wonder they're so angry all the time.
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@AnneComics According to Grant Morrison, DC Comics.
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@GunnerDobbins TBH, this show really wastes the "Wolverine is Cyclops and Cyclops is Wolverine" pitch. Dude gets one ep to be the edgy loner anti hero and sucks so bad at it he needs his ass saved and chewed out, while Wolverine is still free to do his solo Wolverine shit like always.
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@RaceplayShawty @KrisWolfheart The kind of Evil Superman story only the biggest Superman nerd in the world would write.
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@guy_mcnichts @RedLReviews You know, the TKJ is, al lthings considered, suprisingly UNinfluential on Joker's characterizatin? They always focus on "multiple choice" thing, never on him being a sad, pitiful man under it his persona.
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@AnneComics "Who cares about Swamp Thing?"
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@thelindsayellis See, THAT is how you end a long running multi-part saga.
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@joblessthursday Never even seen the movie and I managed to guess it's him lamenting not living a simple life with her or something. I thought the reason people made fun of it is precisely for being hyped up as deep while being so obvious.
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@tryin2bgreenman I think it's funny that, ironically, it doing Salieri so dirty actually lead to a revived interested in his work.
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@aWomanWondering YO! You forgot Glory, aka Gloriana Demeter, a warrior princess from Amazonia
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@Guslivesagain Seriously, they need to give it up. Even if you find some "hey that guy should've been dead" loophole, as written and intended, Battinson doesn't kill, as written and intended, Batfleck does. Whether or not it makes one better than the other, those are the characters.
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@HeheWaitWhut So like, most of these people are lying, right? Like, they're still atracted to rhe women they're complaining about, they're just saying they're not out of principle.
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@BatmanShots_ @EPM106 I cannot believe it was ever a common talking point, even by people who like the movie, that Ledger's Joker wasn't funny. How did that happen.
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@Jarbys_ Jim Lee apparently wanted to give Justice League a more uniformed look, so everyone had to get a fuckinh collar, EVEN WONDER WOMAN, SOMEHOW.
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