Dr. Krusher
@DrKrusher
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Never been ratioed. Not even once.
Medellín, Colombia
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@JamieErdahl
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Your show is "Good Morning Football" not "Good Morning Social Justice." We don't tune in for that.
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@PPathole
@neiltyson
They need to work on a beer can that opens quietly after my wife goes to bed.
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@Liz_Wheeler
Not a tattoo in sight, none of them are obese, no excessive cleavage or asses hanging out, probably all college students, no purple hair or septum rings, they’re all smiling and having fun. The music is not my cup o tea but otherwise, they’re exactly what most men want.
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@libsoftiktok
I miss the good old days when the gluten free and crossfitters were the worst people on the internet
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@sagesteele
@dawnstaley
No honest person actually believes that trans women should be playing in women’s sports. The whole debate was invented with the sole purpose of portraying conservatives as bigots. Everyone who participates in this lie is a coward.
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@paleonormie
We have tipping fatigue. Turning an IPad to me and saying “it’s just going to ask you a question” everywhere I go is annoying af. There was even a tip jar at a bike shop I went to today.
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@BowTiedPassport
I mean, if the alternative is the 320 lb purple hair, covered in tattoos gender fluid weirdo, I’ll take the Botox chick
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@Lansing_Rawls
I'd never be seen with her in public, but if I was going to pick up a hooker, I'd want her to look just like that.
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@barstoolsports
That chick is not starting QB material. She’s like practice squad DB material at best.
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@RichardHanania
Oh man, I been ringing up organic bananas as regular bananas at the self checkout for years. They’d probably cane me for that shit.
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@JoshLekach
Naw, that guy is awesome. He’s passionate about something. The dudes addicted to weed, porn, and video games are the weirdos
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@RitaPanahi
@DouglasKMurray
The British could really teach a a thing or two about how to properly insult someone.
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@Sasquatchanon
@PPathole
@neiltyson
Did a hazard analysis and there are to many clink opportunities between pulling out of fridge and throwing in recycling bin.
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@ChefGruel
I spent about an hour in target today. I was literally the only person without a mask. Somebody has to give others the courage to take them off. My wife was not that enthused about my heroism, but I stuck to my guns.
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@JackKennedy
I think insurance commercials are intentionally unfunny. Jake, Flo, Liberty mutual guy. I refuse to believe that ad agencies are totally incapable of finding a single funny writer.
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@_JoshuaEli
@BridgetPhetasy
@RollingStone
“Think I’ll hop on twitter and get ratioed real quick.” -Joshua Eli
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@LibertyCappy
Give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie and hurt you
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@davidhogg111
@tribelaw
It’s called a republic. There are many reasons that it’s bad to legislate by simple majority rule. I’m sure you just haven’t taken that class yet at Harvard. Maybe next semester.
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@Howlingmutant0
Anal is like root beer. It’s not something you drink every day. It’s just a nice little treat once in awhile.
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@shweed_
Lol, you’ve invested 10 years into this twitter profile and it’s going to be gone just like that
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@verymoisturized
Naw, I had a pretty awesome early midlife crisis where I did lots of ecstasy and banged lots of strippers around 35. Lasted 2 years then I met a nice, normal girl and got married and had 2 kids. 10 year anniversary coming up.
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@TitaniaMcGrath
My newborn cries because of her shame if her white skin. We’ve decided to water down her formula by 50% and donate her college fund to bipoc causes to punish her for her white privilege.
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@greg16676935420
@Poo_Crave
Not a damn thing greg. If they can take our poppers, they’re coming for our mozzarella sticks next.
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@Raff19970
@AdamJSmithGA
RBG would be rolling her eyes just like every single other person who saw that.
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@barstoolsports
@JeffNadu
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@ChrisKlemmer
@Glenny_balls
@BarstoolRundown
Whoever gave him that haircut belongs in prison
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@barstoolsports
@barstoolttu
Even though he’s in handcuffs, that guy has achieved a level of freedom that few ever will.
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@deesnider
It’s sad to see aging celebrities who feel the need to go hard on politics to stay relevant
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@ScottAdamsSays
Rolling Stone with the fake story about hospitals being overrun with ivermectin ODs.
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@barstoolsports
This guy just loves 30 meaningless bowl games instead of 11 playoff games with everything on the line.
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@libsoftiktok
I don’t care if I never get to retire. My kids will never set foot in a public school.
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@ClayTravis
Someone should instigate a class action lawsuit against the NFL on behalf of the people who payed hundreds of dollars to subscribe to Sunday Ticket and still have to pay for a playoff game.
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@BrentAWilliams2
@ConceptualJames
“You are a piece of shit”
“K”
“Date me”
“No”
“That’s literally violence”
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@esaagar
A real estate agent’s worst nightmare is that their client speaks directly to the buyer/seller. That should tell you all you need to know.
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@LynnLennox4
@DangeRussWilson
@ciara
Of course a single, childless, politics obsessed 60 yr old thinks this is creepy.
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@MarmotRespecter
My dad made us drink the juice from canned vegetables because”that’s where all the vitamins are.” So to get back at him I got power of attorney, put him in a home, and stole all his money.
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@JamesPalmerTV
So you’re guaranteeing Mahomes will get 5 more playoff wins by the end of next season?
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@macfall_p
@h2av8tor
@SenMarcoRubio
Did he have this photo already in his camera roll or does he just strip down and take a selfie every time he get in an argument in Twitter?
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@RichardHanania
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@barstoolsports
@BussinWTB
You cannot have that many loudmouth dudes together in one room. It’s too much.
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@libsoftiktok
Aside from the obvious grooming aspect (“I’m here to recruit you”) don’t HS kids already have enough distractions in school? Do they need teachers peacocking while teaching Spanish class? Is he creating the best learning environment, or does he just want attention?
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@Clayburn
@malonebarry
“I’m just gonna hop on Twitter and get rationed real quick” - Clayburn Griffin
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@KyleBrandt
So here's my question: Would you defend Drake Maye the same way if he showed up to a UNC game in a MAGA hat? We all know the answer to that because you're just virtue signaling.
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@poopdragon2000
@Lansing_Rawls
I eat chicken and broccoli every day, but every now and then I just wanna eat a whole pizza and a pint of ice cream.
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@RyanPhinny
@barstoolsports
There is NO right way to reheat pizza. You eat it cold. Reheating pizza is for bitches.
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@JUSTcatmeme
When you hear a server talk about “Canadians” this is who they’re talking about
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@emmanuelfelton
There’s so little actual racism that people just make up these imaginary scenarios
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@Tyler_Polumbus
My logical brain says no but I always think the Broncos are going to the Super Bowl after each win.
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@Rohandinho_
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That’s only about $1.6 million by my estimate. It’s probably every penny he has.
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@thehill
Stop it. Nearly all mob violence is perpetrated by left wingers and everyone knows it.
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