Kyle Brandt
@KyleBrandt
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Good Morning Football IG: kylebrandt I can destroy you at Tecmo Bowl. Link to 😡ANGRY RUNS😡 shirt below
New York, NY
Joined January 2010
BOOOM!!. New 2024 😡ANGRY RUNS😡 shirt .available NOW 💀 . The shirt the scepter winners will wear….
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Taylor Hawkins son, 16, on drums. Imagine doing this after your dad passed. Imagine your son doing this after you passed. I can’t stop thinking about it.
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Playing Madden with my 9-year old. Sometimes the boy needs to learn life isn’t easy. 🦅
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Derrick Henry is what happens when perfect genetics meet perfect worth ethic. He has over 2000 carries. He should be beaten down and slow. But he’s out sprinting defensive backs 7 years younger than him. Hall of Famer.
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Jared Goff played a poor Super Bowl, got dumped by McVay, sent to football Siberia. Then watched Stafford immediately win a ring with his old team. He’s now playing the best ball in the league, for one of its best teams, and is one of most respected players in the NFL. Amazing.
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Carl Weathers, Raiders. Undrafted LB, San Diego State. What a life. What a legend.
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Josh McCown handed the ball to Emmitt Smith for his final TD. He threw it to Larry Fitzgerald for his first TD. Now he’s running around in a 2020 playoff game. Amazing career. Love him.
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My biggest concern for Davante Adams-. How is he gonna find a house in New Jersey with a Taco Bell inside? . Can’t be many listings like that.
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For some of us, Mike Tyson represents something special. We’re in his corner tonight. In the 80s I wasn’t afraid of Freddy or Jason. I was terrified of Mike Tyson. But it was fun. I loved it. Jake Paul couldn’t understand that. And I hope Iron Mike destroys him tonight.
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The Bills are this good. Josh Allen is this good. The Pats are getting slaughtered. It’s all real. It’s all happening. Just shut up and accept it. You’ll feel better.
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Annual reminder that the test for an Achilles tear takes 5 seconds and can be done right on the field. If a team “fears an Achilles tear,” it’s never not an Achilles tear.
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I ruptured my Achilles at 39. I don’t think this is the last of Rodgers. He will have surgery within the week. Be ready to throw in the Spring. Play in the Fall. I don’t think he’ll let it end like this.
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“I’m gonna quit ESPN.”. Marriage. Kids. Career. I’m inspired by Dan Patrick’s story here. Full 10Q ep:
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And the wing still tasted GREAT. Time of my life, right here.
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I’m at a kid’s birthday party. These two dads show up. These guys don’t know each other. This wasn’t planned. This is a total coincidence. Or rather, a miracle. God bless this country.
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There is a social pandemic going on, too. The Corona Tough Guy. Have you met him? Ignore him. Do what makes you feel safe.
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Jets fan. Bills fan. Steelers fan. Never watched football in your life. Whatever. This is beautiful.
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Imagine being Jack Harbaugh, watching his sons this week. Damn. My son hits a dribbler in little league and I feel like I’m fathering Ohtani.
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“But but but it’s the Patriots!. How is this happening?”. Because the Bills have better players and a much better team, idiots.
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I’m 42. Grown adult. Two kids sleeping down the hall. I might cry a little. I’m so proud of the Bears.
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Someday I will tell my grandkids that I shot whiskey with Jim Kelly at a Bills playoff game, as they were beating New England by 30. Life is wild. 🤯
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There’s a segment of the NFL media that seems to be almost rooting for COVID to affect the season. They want it. They see the Marlins news and say, “Yep! Lots of luck, football!”. These are people who make their livings off football. I don’t get it.
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Does anyone know how to get in touch with this woman?. She needs an 😡ANGRY RUNS😡 scepter. This is exquisite work.
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People here in Buffalo around me saying “let’s see what halftime adjustments Belichick makes”. If the adjustment is trading for Josh Allen, I’m terrified. Otherwise GTF outta here.
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Rookie QBs to start a title game, and where their teams’ scoring defenses ranked: . Brock Purdy - 1st.Mark Sanchez - 3rd.Joe Flacco - 3rd.Ben Roethlisberger- 1st.Shaun King- 3rd.Jayden Daniels - 18th
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This gave me goosebumps, three separate times. I love metal. I love football.
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Worse than the Hail Mary loss. By far. This Bears team has no idea how to win a football game.
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I don’t give a damn how old I get. I’m always gonna get a thrill from bringing a beer into the shower.
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The Cowboys spent 3 weeks playing Madden on Rookie mode. Then dialed it up to All Madden, broke their controller and haven’t won since.
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The special teams blah blah blah. Packers offense did jack shit. Loss.
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Very sad about the news of Carl Weathers passing. I’ve got no Apollo quote. No Predator GIF. I’m just damn sad. That man entertained us for 5 decades. He mattered. He’s missed.
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“These Cowboys are different!”. Been hearing that since college. It’s never true.
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Beat the teams that matter. Annihilate the ones that don’t. The Lions are a machine.
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15-3 is a ridiculous playoff record. He has also won 7 straight playoff games. Spectacular.
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This is what they hand you, 30 seconds before you walk out. (With a few of my own notes). I’ll keep this forever.
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“Are the Titans the worst 1 seed in decades?”. My response…
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My pick for MVP. Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
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You can’t imagine it gets more brutal. And then it does. And then it does 3 more times. This Bears season is like watching a SAW movie.
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I’ve had dinner. Walked the dog. Read to my kids. And I’m still thinking about what Saquon did.
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Ah yes, Jefferson had:. 9 Flukes .184 Flukes.And 2 Flukes.
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I love this man. My favorite player in the league. Please let him be okay.
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The best NFL story over the past month is the Steelers. It’s not close. And it’s amazing.
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What I’ve learned in quarantine is that the most important decision you make in life is who you marry. Choose wisely, my friends. I did.
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The Bills just scored again. This is getting out of hand.
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Dismount. 🦬 . Hell of a season. Good young team. Great fanbase. 👊🏻
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For the 4th time, Josh Allen wields the 😡ANGRY RUNS😡 scepter…
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2018 Ole Miss had DK Metcalf & AJ Brown. And lost 62-7 to Tua & Alabama. What the hell man.
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Mike Vrabel on @gmfb asked how people can help in the wake of the disaster in Tennessee:. “They can get out and start to clean up instead of taking pictures like I see people doing. Put your phones down and pick up branches”
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The Tyrique Stevenson video is absurd. I don’t even want to post it, it’s so stupid.
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Here it is. Najee Harris won 😡ANGRY RUNS😡 for the 5th time. This is the picture he and the Steelers sent back. He’s not even in it. I respect this so much. 👊🏻
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Merry Christmas, Buffalo. You’ve waited 25 years for this team. You beautiful bastards.
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Cowboys gonna give McCarthy another shot. My God. That’s some 100% pure, grass fed, organic Definition of Insanity stuff right there.
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There is a player on the Bears, and he’s just sleep walking out there. We all see it. He plays offense. I’m not even gonna name him. If you’re watching, you know.
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I’m sitting here on the couch, drink in hand, and I’m honestly tearing up at this. Shane is incredible. Owns the shit out of this.
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Question. For research purposes. Who is your favorite Angry Runner of all time? 😡😡. A player who was just looking to truck dudes. Mine:
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Give them this. The Cowboys figured out how to stop losing in the divisional round.
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Guys, I’m on Wheel of Fortune tonight. 9pm Eastern on ABC. Most fun I’ve ever had. I left it all on the field, including my confession to Vanna…
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I’ve looked 5x and I still feel like this is an imposter account. Is this real?.
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Which team won the draft? . Still thinking about it. Not sure. Gimme a few days, guys.
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Brady snubs again. Someone ask him about this, please. He’s not above it.
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