Mac Arthur
@DoctorMacArthur
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Published journalist, competitive eater, tenured professor.
New York, NY
Joined October 2013
@MPSLewishamCntl And what exactly is the maximum amount of sweets I can walk around with? Two? Three? I am just a law abiding citizen who doesn’t want any trouble.
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Can anyone recommend any smoker friendly gyms in NYC?.
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@timerube @JustinWhang 85% of the population is blessed with NPC brain and they are happier and live more fulfilling lives because of it.
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@TheCreatorClash Thank you for doing the right thing. Will you also please remove this fighter from the card as well. I believe he has also violated your rules.
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@Iittlstrawberry They have lived pure lives without sin and their souls are shining through for all to see. 👁️👁️.
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@MeganBitchell If I was your old coworker I would have killed myself for committing a generational fumble.
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@Pilestedt @helldivers2 Whenever you wish just as long as you don’t nerf all the fun guns immediately after you release the war bond.
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@crazyiIIusions When I was a kid I could have sworn my dad arranged some cubes like this but I was never able to recreate it just right.
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@MKBHD I come to you for tech opinions. You don’t need to have an opinion on a conflict between two groups that has been going on for longer than you or I have been alive.
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My manhole cover butt plugs are now available on my Etsy store
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@standupdan I am actually a Zionist and I think your material is hack and you should quit comedy.
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@BangBangClick Hey man, everyone is trying to dunk on you for working on Google Stadia but I just wanted to let you know that Spore was also terrible.
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While everyone is debating on whether or not EIon is a Nazi, please do not forget that he is also a retard.
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@SethDillon How much of your business model is mass reporting anyone who makes a joke that is funnier than yours?.
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@wjames_com @bingodaddyy @elmuseo @EliaAlbaNYC I actually bought this artwork and it is going in my rental unit. Sorry for the confusion.
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@KEEMSTAR @iAmFroggyFresh @ChrisRGun @MisfitsBoxing @Jidion6 You are going to regret this decision when Froggy makes fun of your girlfriend.
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@helldivers2 Can’t ration my love but we can ration your fun by letting one guy nerf every single weapon ❤️.
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@chaseleantj Wow, this comic wasn’t funny at all! In fact I would say that it sucks and is bad!.
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@SimoneHCollins Your child will grow up with weak parents unless you do something to change that.
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RIP in Peace to arguably one of the greatest meth heads online, Conald Eugine Peterson, AKA Fedsmoker. He lived how he most probably died, filming videos of him accosting random innocent civilians while on the verge of an overdose with a piss jug in his hands. 🕊️
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Taking my GAY son to Hooters as punishment for his bad grades.
Man took his 9-year-old son to Hooters to celebrate good grades — internet trolls are calling the father 'creepy as f–k'
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Looking into the Tenacious D situation and it seems like these two gentlemen were friends with some really not good people.
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If one of my coworkers murdered someone on the job and then my boss told me to go stand outside of his house to protect him I probably would not do that.
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@blacknredtext @JustinWhang All things must inevitably end but Steam has been pretty great for the past decade and I have already gotten my money’s worth.
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@MKBHD Google is literally unusable right now. Can’t find any information without putting “Reddit” at the end of you query. Can’t find any HD images or use reverse image search anymore. Can’t find torrents or any slightly controversial information.
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@SweatieAngle This is what happens when you give a child unlimited access to Alex Jones’ Super Male Vitality supplements.
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@ID_AA_Carmack I think we should take all the screens, computers, and automatic transmissions out of cars.
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