thom björk
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varrock west bank
Joined July 2009
@Gondola_Gaming @greentexts_bot i remember when this pic first dropped everybody was transfixed on the chill asian dude on the left.
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*someone throws something on stage*.You can’t faze a super saiyan you fucking idiot” Denzel Curry 2017.
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@twinkdefcon i think it’s crazy how 10 years ago if your neighbor had a camera outside his house he was a weirdo but now everybody has a ring camera.
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@SUPERVANS6 @LookAtMyMeat1 yeah let me enchant pants that let me jump 200 feet in the air and die when i hit the ground.
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I've been shining flashlights into my eyes for a week now to build tolerance I'm ready to stare at the eclipse.
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Customer: can I get a caramel mocha latte .Me: did you want a mocha or a latte .Customer: large.
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If you thought Snapchat stories of sunsets were bad wait until tomorrow.
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it’s almost like he knows how politics works and is mentally cognitive.
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It’s mctakeover and I just heard some high schooler say “ITS THE GUY FROM TWITTER” when I walked by I’m going home.
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god i can’t wait for the riots in aberdeen i’m gonna loot a limited edition jar jar binks fleshlight from the star wars shop.
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"Haha guys let's tie Brandon upside down to a pole" "hhaha guys let's dry hump Brandon in the Sasquatch suit" "haha guys let's kill Brandon".
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Ya boy got high the other day and shopped for food on amazon and now I'm sitting here with 72 nature valley bars and a pound of dried fruit.
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man people younger than me are getting married and I’m just sitting in a parking lot eating Mac and cheese.
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this some wishkah shit.
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@TheRisingSun777 @AlenSeress its supposed to be a thumb man it’s a tattoo sorry it’s not 100% anatomically correct.
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Some tweaker was outside Mcdonalds trying to ride his bike but he couldn't and I looked at him and he was like "IM ON FUCKING DRUGS OKAY".
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ice cream machine broke.entire city of aberdeen takes out frustration on me instead of driving 30 feet to Dairy Queen.
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dude i’m dying at the thrift city pics those people drove through the whole store wtf
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man I don't condone violence but every picture of nazis getting punched in the face is great.
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*Dore pulls up to the window*.Dore: I knew you'd hit rock bottom Grigsby.
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I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones w
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cauliflower tastes better if you throw it away before you eat it and order a pizza instead.
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Haven't done a sharpie tattoo in a while and I think it may be my best one. Tattoo artist someday? Hopefully 😊😋💀 http://t.co/3bAiJQRRoP.
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This lady asked to talk to my manager cause I forgot to push the "diet" thing on her lid lmao.
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SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS SHAVE YOUR BALLS.
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wasn't Cartoon Network 42 then Nick was 40 and Disney channel was like 41 or something
Whaaaaaat Cartoon Network was 65, Nick was 23 , and Disney Chanel was 28
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Keegan retweeting every tweet of Tyler asking for a ride is the funniest thing he’s ever done
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this would be such a strong team if the goal was to lose.
Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg could agree to run together in 2024 if Biden does not run again, giving the Democratic Party a very strong ticket that would seem like a natural continuation of Biden's first term, writes @LincolnMitchell. @CNNOpinion |
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@WonderSteffel @eccentricks91 @GoodReddit i know how expensive going to a doctor is and all but it’s so insane to me that he can’t feel his GRAY feet and is just continuing to go to work.
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this is how you get kids that only eat macaroni and chicken nuggets.
Stop forcing your children to eat food they don’t like. You don’t eat food you don’t like. I will never forget the nights that I spent sitting at the table, crying, throwing up and being forced to eat food I didn’t like. It’s so common we joke about it, but it’s not okay.
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I got into that urine therapy group on Facebook these people are wild they drink their piss and bathe their kids in it wtf
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All those years of being yelled at by 13 year olds on Xbox live has made me immune to fatasses yelling at me about their Big Macs.
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garth said if this tweet gets at least 5 favorites he will pee on a confederate flag.
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@Bwaffle145 @FentanylSandwch @thisnamesuk @TheF1amethr0wer @realRicardoDiaz it used to but i haven’t used it in a really long time so it might’ve broke. there’s a setting to record voice chat too.
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