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Engineer. Designs TV studios for all your fav & hated shows. Fighting incurable Cancer. Owned by 3 cats. ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๐โโฌ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Proud stepdad to @crimsonrll
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My day.
Cage fitting ready for radiotherapy.
Gastro tube tomorrow.
Iโll not be listening to people crying about a bit of inconvenience to their lives over Christmas
Iโll be happy to swap places.
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I got told I have incurable Bowel Cancer today
I'll be on Chemo until its either too much or I become too weak
No, I'm not alright. Neither is Mrs P
I hope this tweet puts your problems into perspective
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1st Chemo session at 9am in the morning followed by Radiotherapy at 4pm.
Iโm sh1tting myself TBH more from the effects of RT. Mouth ulcers, swollen throat โtender skinโ round head & neck from effectively intense sunburn & else CT does to me. 9th Feb seems such long way away
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Happy
#followbackFriday
peeps
Today is my Birthday! No celebrations though since due to tongue cancer limited eating or drinking (apart from Morphine and pills)
Follower notification make me smile though another 38 interesting peeps to get me to 850 would be lovely though โบ๏ธ
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@dave43law
@TonyParsonsUK
Someone existing on UC would see a wage of ยฃ30k as a fortune, A nurse on ยฃ30k might see someone on ยฃ50k as wealthy. etc etc
It's all relative
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@JuliaHB1
@adamboultonSKY
I beg to differ.
Your tweet history gives you away, youโve never missed an opportunity to have a dig at someone
You thrive on controversy itโs what you do in order to raise your media profile
Your hypocrisy needed highlighting thatโs all
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@JuliaHB1
@adamboultonSKY
While I wish Boris well, Iโm aghast at the hypocrisy of JHB
Sheโd be the first to twist the knife if it suited her and her agenda
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On the bright side (you have to find one)
No -one can make me eat brussel sprouts this year ๐คฃ
The downside of course, is that there's no Christmas dinner of any kind for me. Just gruel.
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RIP Mum 20/6/35 - 9/1/22
Sorry I couldnโt be there. Youโre at piece now
Love you and miss you so much
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@danwootton
You claimed to have the story. The. Exclusive of a life time, yet you didnโt publish - nor even say anything on your show. Must make you either a liar or part of the cover up
Your choice
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My bags are packed,
Iโm ready to go,
Cos Iโm being discharged
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@YellowJimbo
@DeborahMeaden
@RishiSunak
Shame the daily mail doesnโt make it clear that they have a billionaire owner in a tax haven and yet itโs also taken advantage of the furlough scheme
Pot kettle black, stones and glass houses
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WOW! Totally unprepared for the amount of attention thus tweet got๐
Thank each snd everyone of you for ALL your kind comments and support, especially from those whoโve been through this
Youโve also given wife & I much reassurance
Massively appreciated Thank you๐ โบ๏ธ
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@TheCentreLefty
Well with people like you and Kier & Angela's speeches, me an ex tory voter (82-2005 until I went abroad) joined Labour today
My wife who was just as blue also joined... I suspect many more blue voters will join now JC is gone
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@LiamCalvert
@Brakes_Food
You should also spend a day with a driver in the cab and unloading so you can see the issues from their perspective
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@Sillyshib
@HackedOffHugh
The Tories cancelled Leveson " and teh papers are loyal to them.
Had Vine not been at the DM, her and Gove's divorce would have been all over the sheet with the details
But NOT 1 paper has published the gossip, because "fleet street" both left & right are all complicit
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@Mary__Martin
@Fendweller
Iโd agree 34โ curved monitors are good
1 isnโt enough for my workflow
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Coughing up bright red blood & puking so theyโve admitted me
They prioritised me over an A&E patient so guess I canโt be great
Thanks to Mrs P for getting me here and taking to hospital
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@AgeingGardener
@mikegalsworthy
You're correct. It's an allowance which can be claimed as long as certain requirements are met
Mike being a "journalist" should know that but it doesn't make such a good Tweet. That's why Bylines is so pants
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#12PCancerDiary
Update: went down hill after1st Chemo. Lost 5kg over Christmas
Admitted to hospital yesterday theyโre looking after mental and physical health
Not great TBH
But thatโs where I am
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@piersmorgan
Why do you assume that it had a live round? Prop guns have failed before because a blank comes apart and leaves debris in the barrel, which become a lethal projectile when the trigger is pulled again.
Woe betide a Journalist does some actual research before casting blame.
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@danwootton
So if you were that great a journalist, what stopped you breaking the Scofield story you claimed to have had in 2019 as an exclusive?
Come on Mr anti woke, teller of "truths" What stopped you?
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@PoliticsJOE_UK
Amazon should be put in charge of tracking MP's and their work, because I'm damn sure we could get more output from them for the money
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@dave43law
@GoodwinMJ
The people that vote for him aren't blessed with critical thinking
They vote for the personality and a few good soundbites, just as a number who voted for Johnson did
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Welcome to my room
I have a type of sepsis. Being treated with 3 different antibiotics 1 step down from bleach apparently. Expect to remain here till Friday
If its longer no prob - I know how vulnerably my immune system is. I couldnโt be in a safer place with the best care
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@zarahsultana
@yvonneo
You get ยฃ84k salary, subsidised high quality food & drink at work. Accommodation & bills paid for. Iโd say youโre not exactly on the poverty line yourself
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@edmorrish
@Rand0mB1tsUK
At least Kier Starmer pays his full tax, the same cannot be said for MoS nor itโs owner
Funny also that
@MoS_Politics
fails to mention how much itโs editor earns...
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@BenWBriscoe
@GBNEWS
According to Barb - you know the industry measure
Last months total gave you 2.7m views for the whole month with average viewing time of 40 SECONDS!
BBC News had 10m & Sky New 8m.
Keep talking yourself up Ben, as you're unemployable elsewhere now.
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@mrcarl_woodward
Shame it wasnโt the old set, you could have spun them on the revolve or moved the barricades and tested the tensile strength of glue/skin
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12 Paws Cancer update
Iโm home Bitches!!!
Been released back to my wife and Kitties - itโs bloody fab too!!
#12PCancerDiaries
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@ValtteriBottas
@MercedesAMGF1
@F1
@ThomasMaheux
Excuses again. You couldnโt close the 10 sec gap to Max, but LH closed 23sec in 18 laps even while you tried to hold him up
I wonder whoโll give you a seat in 22
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@MartinDaubney
@GBNEWS
You're not showing the released numbers as usual
Shall we use the Barb monthly numbers then which show that more people watch BBC Parliament TV or CBS reality than your amateur hour
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@LutfurRahmanTH
@Sparkyxxx
Council leaders across the country all thought they were being smart when outsourcing services to save on infrastructure and staff salaries
Now they realise it costs more for poorer services - which was obvious to all but council staff
Serco rub their hands with glee
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@ThreeWordsWork
@bbclaurak
She has sheโs shared a competitors story & publicly congratulated them
The subtext sheโs sharing is that itโs a story she had but has been prevented from sharing first.
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@Mandoline_Blue
Brexit trade talks: EU to back Spain over Gibraltar claims
I'm sure the people of Gibraltar who overwhelmingly rejected Brexit are really happy
#BrexitWins
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@SimonCachia1
@JMPSimor
I did. Took my 8 employees with me
We brought in ยฃ20m per year of overseas money that went into uk in tax and spending
Feel free to pay a bit more to make up the difference
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@Otto_English
Happy with that
Not happy with people being abusive at a funeral cortege. Time and place
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@paul_winginit
Iโve happily moved seats a few times, but to be clear it was in business for an equivalent seat, but allowed the family group to sit together
The cabin crew are always grateful and as a single traveler I was always happy to assist as long as it wasnโt for a crap seat
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@DavidKonyot
@LeeAndersonMP_
No. Thereโs zero excuse for harassment like this - to anyone, MP or not whether you agree or disagree with the person
That fact you think itโs okay speaks volumes.
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@AnthonyGlees
@BrexitBuster
@NicolaJames007
Classic case of read before you tweet,to save yourself looking like an arse
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@WestminsterWAG
@jeremycorbyn
No, for once he's got a spine and played BJ at his own game. Always voted Tory, but wouldn't for this shower. Hope they go down badly. But in the meantime BJ will only get the stuff done the opposition lets them - and your hubby gets even more insignificant
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Tomorrow being Sunday apparently Iโm allowed a bedside visit from my preferred religious representative
Apparently my request for a couple of strippers and a DJ didnโt meet the criteria- although my male nurse wanted to convert and come along ๐คฃ
#12PCancerDiaries
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@CounsellingSam
Who says they donโt?
Why not tell people instead of having a bottle of wine or going out to dinner they donate instead
Gotta love people trying to tell others what to do with their own earned money
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Update. Still in Hospital everything going well, theyโre intending to release me next week if they can get everything in place
Just got call for Mumโs care home that sheโs in hospital on End of life care.
Iโm helpless here thereโs nothing more to be said
#12PCancerDiaries
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@Otto_English
My current favourite quote of the moment is by
@SteveBarclay
He said " Norton [motorcycles] was an example of a "great business" that would thrive when Britain leaves the EU
They haven't even made it that far. Con men conning the con men.
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Personal Cancer update Tweet
Chemo has shrunk both primary and secondary tumours. I was offered a 6 week break but going to keep going
Mega (seriously) breathless today. Apparently I have blood clot on my lungs caused by chemo, so need blood thinners to clear that.
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Woman accusing Glastonbury goers (with 2011 picture) of leaving Made in China Plastic everywhere (to garner outrage for her (GBN type) followers
Fails to mention she's the CEO of a company that imports plastic tat from China herself
Gotta love hypocrisy
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@Number10cat
I worked alongside Sarah (and the other girls) a few times. She was a lovely person inside and out (as were the others too)
Taken far too early ๐๐๐
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@starstrickenSF
Iโm a westerner living in an Arabic country. I love it and the people. What is portrayed on the media is polar opposite from reality
Be proud of your heritage young lady as well as your substantial achievements ๐๐๐๐
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Home. Finally. My big boy is straight there for a cuddle
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Hello Musgrove Park my old friend.
Admitted to Acute Medical Unit (AMU) high temps and sickness (again)
Having finished my treatments itโs supposed to be 2 weeks without a hospital visit but oh no ๐ญ
I snaffled the last bed - but of course thereโs no NHS Crises
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Had a weigh in today. Have put on 1.2kg
Never has anyone been so grateful to have put on weight ๐
#12PCancerDiaries
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@DrFrancesRyan
I have a blue badge, incurable cancer. Rarely able to leave home apart for chemo and fed through a tube in my stomach.
And yet, I still manage to WFH on my computer. Perhaps we look at giving people skills and tech to help them, and give employers incentives to employ people
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I just got off my chair to make a cup of tea and visit the bathroom.
The indignation of not only loosing my seat, but her having no shame and giving zero fucks about it either ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#catsoftwitter
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My big boy is very happy to have me home
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@CM_Gallagher
I remember the people of Lockerbie pulling together and doing something similar for all of us up there working on the crash
Communities tend to pull together in times of crises
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12P update
Managed to spend 90 mins washing the car. 17 days ago I was barely able to walk from bed to car and very weak and poorly
Not yet halfway through treatment. The worst is yet to come but one day at a time
#12PCancerUpdate
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While youโre all banging on about Partygate
Iโm in Taunton Hospital. 0 free beds in Cancer wing Iโm still in AMU and will stay here. A&E full surrounding hospitalโs in the area are full
EVERY THING IS FULL TO OVERFLOWING, SOD THE PARTIES
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Early to bed
No negative report from todayโs NHS Covid test so tomorrow - Hospital for gastro tube
Iโm anxious but am weak with little energy bc low nutrient intake
Need to get strong to make Mrs P life easier as she helps me through my treatment.
Sheโs an absolute star
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@Debstu0
@bbclaurak
Look closely and read between the lines. Sheโs shared a major story from a competitor & congratulated them
The hidden message is that itโs a story she wanted to publish but wasnโt allowed too
While the Gov controls the license fee the BBC isnโt allowed press freedom.
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@Bluemoo21739941
@carolecadwalla
@guardian
@ObserverUK
@TEDTalks
Maybe read the judgement, rather than believing Twitter
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@BillyVacant
If you read say Dan Neidle, who's a tax expert, you'd know that Sommerset Capital is an LLP, thus all tax is the responsibility of the partners not the company
I despise JRM, but facts matter, and it's proven he pays tax
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Having binged watched 3 episodes I can highly recommend this.
Hannah, a Professor of Mathematics, delves into items such as Alexa, or your contactless card, explains the history & the tech in a easy & accessible way without dumbing down
She's also a BRILLIANT presenter!
This is the reason I've been off gallivanting this last year๐โจ๐คฉ
My new series starts tonight!
The Mail said: "If that sounds dull as dishwater, prepare to be amazed!"
Translation: "Oh wow, Hannah, I thought your work would be total shite, but I actually really loved it" ๐คฃ
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In an unprecedented move, President Biden orders all flags on gov & public buildings military bases and navy ships to be flown at half mast as a mark of respect towards Queen Elizabeth until sunset on the day of her burial
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@VelociMvm
@CountBinface
@LibDems
After LD's throwing their principles to one side in 2010 to desperately have a seat at the big table, I'd hardly view them as credible.
More so because Ed Davy was a cabinet minister from 2010-15 so was complicit in austerity 1, Brexit Vote public sector cuts etc etc
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@rolandhoskins1
@ElectoralCommUK
Nope you're wrong. Any candidate is allowed to, if they choose not to, or don't read teh small print, then its their own fault
Calling foul on Twitter without actually reading the rules isn't great either
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Last visit from Mrs Paws finished
No more visitors allowed for foreseeable
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
#12PCancerDiary
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Itโs in. The temp tube via nose was seriously uncomfortable. Just laid in bed with IV for fluids and the odd hit of pain killers
Have lots downloaded to keep me going till tomorrow afternoon
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On a positive note
I've been accepted onto a medical trial for tongue cancer and been chosen to receive the experimental treatment. Obv n=means more tests & more hospital visits
#12PCancerDiaries
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@flexibletactics
@MercedesAMGF1
@PET_Motorsports
Bottas wrecked himself at the start. No way George should have taken him
@in
a car that he wasnโt familiar with, that didnโt fit. And not used to the pressure of front row starts
Iโd be surprised if VB gets another contract
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@BladeoftheS
@001Christian
It goes the Crown estates, 75% of the profit goes to the treasury (approx ยฃ400m per year) (25% goes to sovereign fund)
Crown estates are not privately owned by the monarchy nor state owned
I expect you know this but it doesnโt suit your narrative
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@thekittenwinksy
@Guido_Rescio
12 hrs ago my 3 were 4000 miles away and about to get on their 1st aeroplane
Now look at them
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@withorpe
@marcus1691
Unless they're a state academy which get the same charitable status.
Only in the UK would the state tax state funded organisations
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Last push Twitter fiendsโฆ
8 More treatments- 1.5 was to go. Each day is tougher though.
Then the treatment lag of 2 weeks before starting to see improvement (fingers crossed)
#12PCancerDiaries
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@cllr_thomas
I bet youโre too cowardly to stand down to allow people the choice if they want your representation
Of course you wonโt, youโre just performative and self serving
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I support Gary Lineker 100% (and I have no interest in football)
๐
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@bmay
Heโs now crying that the DM has โdoxxed himโ by publicising his location. Iโm LMAO
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@TimRoss17571983
@MattyWTF1
What a stupid comment. Once Bottas hit Nandi he had zero control. His intention would have been to get a good start and be in front of the bulls
Merc like red bull and the others can do without the repair bill during cost cap
Maybe try understanding racing first eh?
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@nicktolhurst
Why is this a surprise to anyone. Itโs been obvious from the start. Same with Farage. Theyโre all in the pocket of financial backers who arenโt pleased with the result so far
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@piersmorgan
Oh Piers still holds a grudge and of course not happy the his paper lost the court case
He attacks anyone who says anything negative about Gemma Collins accusing them of bullying- and then does exactly the same to Megan and Harry - just to sell newspapers and collect a bonus
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I've avoided mirrors since the start on my Cancer treatment. Firstly because I looked gaunt, then because I lost all my hair from chemo
I'm still on chemo but my hair is growing back. My wife made me look in the mirror I have a "crewcut" now ๐
Best Xmas pressie ever!
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@Mandoline_Blue
@bbclaurak
Oh for heavens sake
@PippaCrerar
posted a video discussing the story from her POV. They had it a long time too but it has to be substantiated checked and verified before publication
Not just from one email or text.
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@BBCPolitics
If Farage gets elected, it'd be a positive thing for dairy farmers, needing to deal with the increased demand for milkshakes
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@DeborahMeaden
@GettingCrafted
You're completely right, and I agree. I say that form havign a close family member who is trans, and had many conversations with her
She and her friends just want to get on with their lives quietly and not be persecuted
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Found out today that because Iโm on a National medical trial my cancer treatment which is linked to it wonโt be subject to any delays
While thereโs a sense of relief that my treatment wonโt be affected thereโs also a sense of guilt that Iโm being prioritised over others.
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No Follow back Friday games for me, Iโll be plugged in to chemo again ๐คข
On Sat Iโll be in bed feeling crap on my birthday, which will be 1 year since I was last able to eat proper food.
Hope yโall have a much better weekend than me, which wonโt be hard
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@chayesmagill
@MarcusFitzsimon
Since I had to wear a mask in the UAE in public, both in doors and out for the last 18 months in 2 summers. Itโs no problem here
ยฃ1000 fine for 1st offence rising to ยฃ5000 and 28 days prison for repeats.
Been shocked by the mentality of people here.
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@tomhfh
@jonesmattyj
Mate, we can all read BARB so we all know you're talking manure or manipulating stats to give the impression you're better than you are
Reality is, Parliament TV gets more monthly viewers than you and they're not even on 24/7
You're at 2.7m with ave view time of 40 seconds
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@Morganpaulle
@Conservatives
@BBCNews
@itvnews
@SkyNews
Why don't you include Labour, SNP & Lib for balance
And these aren't out of pocket expenses, either you know that and are deliberately misleading for likes, or you can't actually be bothered to read and understand the rules freely available on the IPSA site
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12P Cancer Update
Slowly recovering physically, tasted sugar for 1st time today but slow recovery vs my expectation took tol with MH and been v depressed.
Been so wrapped up in own misery no bandwidth for world events so not used Twitter so much
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This is my happy place diving off the Musandam Peninsula on the Strait of Hormuz. The thought of this keeps me going
13 days of treatments left plus at least 14 days where side effects get worse
Itโs a daily struggle I can tell you but there we are
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@Bbmorg
@enis_march
50% of the Nurses and Doctors/surgeons whoโve looked after and treated me in Hospital today arenโt of English descent. Iโm grateful to each and every one.
The little Englander Gammons can do one
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@Quilterdown
@IanMurrayMP
@dimozz1
If an MP is crying because they got shouted at by JRM they should quit and get a less hurty job.
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FVCK Cancer and FVCK Covid for preventing me being with my mum in her final hours
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