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Triumphant Brohemian. Fueled by White Claw and Zyn.

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@thechosenberg I can sympathize with the wife, but sometimes in marriage and relationships you have to suck up your pride and realize that your partner isn’t cheating on you or leaving you by having contact with an ex.
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@thechosenberg Sounds like middle school to me.
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@thechosenberg My baby dookied on herself is relentless.
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@mSanterre @RoofOnTheHouse @haykeye13 @TheSeanGoodwin @thechosenberg “Should I go back to work” literally yes my god. Mans is spending 16-18 hours a day away from home god forbid he scrolls reels on the couch after a day like that. No allegations of abuse towards her or the kids it just sounds like she’s mad he isn’t giving her more attention.
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@SenWarren @realDonaldTrump Is it hard evidence Liz? Have the servers ever been looked at by mueller’s team? Has he interviewed Jillian Assange? Will these 12 Russians ever face a jury so we can know the truth?
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@Raja48 So the passports and bags of cash were for bartering for guns???.
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@growing_daniel Zhao evidently doesn’t realize that Alaska is basically Siberia and like good luck invading???.
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@StoicinMN @thechosenberg They always end up working around kids. It’s why instances of child sexual abuse are highest in schools, churches and after school programs. The abusers go to where kids are. Similar to the reasons schools get shot up and not police stations.
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@savannarchy_ @thechosenberg Are you married?.
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@Montel_Williams @kylamb8 @RonDeSantisFL You guys lost the argument a long time ago. Cope.
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@thechosenberg It’s a pretty decent joke.
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@dyingscribe “Killed and ate my first pig” ?????.
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@IlhanMN Sweetheart you are a member of a bicameral congress in a representative republic. Not a democracy. Maybe that wasn’t in the citizenship test material.
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@ChristianHeiens And that’s why David French et al have been so opposed to this change.
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@Faj873 Shit like this is such weird cope lol.
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@ModelSupplies @SenWarren @realDonaldTrump You clearly don’t realize that was a rhetorical question, and missed the picture because bob’s former fbi underling made the conclusion for the fbi and the fbi has never to this day, looked at the servers and done their own forensics. AAAAAND crowdstrike was overtly anti trump.
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I’m sure some people think this is extreme, but mutually assured destruction as a policy to force detente has its merits. There has to be a reasonable expectation of cost in the form of pain, or the abuse won’t stop.
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@thechosenberg Day of the rope for that marriage lol.
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@wanyeburkett It’s an interesting take on how progressives are actually more authoritarian than the fascists and patriarchs could ever dream of being.
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@SunSentinel Here for the ratio.
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@skooookum Damn 13 is worse than 1.
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@skooookum Got her ass.
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@BridgetPhetasy One is real
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@SantoniUrsela @mkraju Except his wife flies private.
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@jessesingal Jesse is experiencing bouts of neurosis and anxiety. He needs Prozac.
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@acymetric @thechosenberg Yea I just can’t imagine lmao.
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@memeticsisyphus It’s also nuts to take credit for industrialization that happened throughout all of Europe and North America as a success of socialism.
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@SlurAbstainer Is this actually real?.
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@thechosenberg Is it not better for the SIL’s state of mind to have her feel as though she’s providing a service than to just give her charity???.
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@wanyeburkett Ground game is one of those fake kpi’s. “We knocked doors” so fucking what I can’t imagine changing my vote because some egg head volunteer comes to promise me free ice cream on my door step.
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@hunterzorro2 @SCOTUSblog Are you on drugs, this expands personal liberty, it doesn’t restrict it.
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@ReubenR80027912 A hurricane of this magnitude produces energy several orders of magnitude larger than the biggest nukes ever detonated by man. No you cannot nuke a hurricane.
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@smittie61984 @Neoavatara @BridgetPhetasy @tomselliott @JoeBiden They also forget about “just some rice farmers with ak47’s”.
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@memeticsisyphus They always go to “your a boot licker” when they do t have a good response.
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@oliverdarcy Cool now do msnbc.
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@carlosthecomic @cremieuxrecueil They didn’t fact check her on her saying roe didn’t allow for 3rd trimester abortions, it did.
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@Idyll_Dream @RNCResearch “Siri what is credited with expanding and stabilizing global human food production?”.
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@carlosthecomic @cremieuxrecueil All roe said was you cannot ban abortion before the 2nd trimester, Casey changed it to viability. You don’t need to lie, it’s ok.
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@eigenrobot They’ve been arguing for 6 weeks ?!?.
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@nooneanywher3 @WillyMacShow @demisaysstuff You want to publicly protest you cannot be doxxed.
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@jarvis_best It’s truly remarkable. Particularly given that he was the lawyer at the center of Russiagate in 2016 when he was still at Perkins Coie.
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@thechosenberg Yes. Castration or life in an asylum. Death penalty for abusing a child. The only 3 viable options.
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@KyleKashuv It almost seems fake, its such a clear example of real abuse. Where did this come from?.
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@hayleefremont @mellybysea @thechosenberg @FBI Cool, yall can be pedophiles if you want, in this country we will continue to stigmatize and marginalize them.
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@whstancil Will do you have a problem with groups in 2020 that were giving out gift cards for people turning in their ballots?.
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@neontaster @The_Finer_Print He was not the whistleblower, him and the whistleblower (Eric ciaramella) deserve to be treated as unregistered foreign agents just like Paul manafort.
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@eigenrobot It’s not even remotely interesting. It’s sophomoric prose that feels like a teenage screed “I’m not like the other kids” reads like a shitty monologue from an Ellen Page movie holy shit people take her seriously at their own peril.
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@SethDavisHoops @elonmusk He just paid 12 billion dollars in taxes.
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@savannarchy_ @thechosenberg Do you know the statistics on divorce? lol I think its safe to say that you’re a contributor to the “50% of marriages end in divorce statistic” because of you’re clearly misaligned decision making rubric.
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@JohnBrennan Yea the trail leads right to you and the other three letter agencies leadership using the great power of the surveillance state against political opponents in the greatest breach of public trust in American history.
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@damintoell @adamhousley this will do. He’s certainly trying to correct the record now.
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@nocertainlynot Such a weird tweet tbh. Tate bros need desperately to feel their mother’s love.
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@rwanitwt 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@danpfeiffer Carr was the chairman in the last trump admin you fuckin kook.
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@losers_of_05 @BornAKang There are only 7 HP BOOKS you illiterate 😭.
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@sailaunderscore It’s funny that he’s ascribing all of Chan culture to “incels” because its the most potent pejorative he can come up with.
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@JustR_02 That wasn’t written in 2013?.
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@ABCPolitics @MarthaRaddatz Weird cuz 2 weeks ago he said no Christmas.
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@thechosenberg This is a pretty damn big step to make without consulting him. It’s fair to assume there are larger communication problems, and that he has some culpability in that, but the question at hand is whether he can be upset at her unilateral decision here.
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@politicalmath This is just an insane take. She’s posturing. She just won by 10 points and will be like 75 next time she’s up for election. If she loses because a judge was one of 5 who did their job, then it’s well worth it for the cause.
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@brianros1 @SeanTrende Brother I’m begging you to log off the bird app and go outside into the real world.
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@mattyglesias The Al Jazeera is sending me hahaha.
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@SCHIZO_FREQ @lastlakeresort @revenant_MMXX Theater kids weren’t then nor are they now, bullied enough.
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@esjesjesj She stabbed a cob in the face multiple times, she actually deserved to get shot when she first came at him with the knife, he showed EXTREME restraint.
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@Dan_of_Earth @richplow @typhl0 It’s not new you fucking goon.
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@prometheus233 “Sources” lmao.
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The way to end Lawfare is to throw all of them in jail. They must see that the shoe can in fact be on the other foot that they do not rule as monopolists. That is the only way there will be no public embarrassment, offended by the media, there will be only shrieking as people are.
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Yet McCarthy still thinks Trump should do nothing and leave DOJ alone because that would "end lawfare." He's correct, Trump should end lawfare. But the way to do that isn't by surrendering, it's by purging and defenestrating everyone who was involved in the lawfare against Trump.
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@MaryEllenKlas @GovRonDeSantis Why do you feel the need to lie Mary Ellen?.
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@Whey_standard @politicalmath So you think George Floyd and parkland were local crime stories?.
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We need a complete and total shutdown of white women until we figure out what the hell is going on.
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@Nodicepervert @thechosenberg Found the person who unironically says the word “MAP” as though it’s a legitimate medical affliction.
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@kathygriffin @AriFleischer Kathy, we’re old enough to remember the precedent, seeing as it happened 3 days ago, are you guilty of playing partisan politics.
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@ArtistGailS @wiley_wabbitt @MikeBennett21 @paulsperry_ You think he sits there and reads page after page? He already gave barr the power to declassify whatever he sees fit in relation to 2016 and DoJ.
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@AaronParnas Aaron, care to share some of these texts (that definitely aren’t from your in laws) with identifying info cropped out?.
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@jaywwalker1 @emmma_camp_ @TheAtlantic Did you read the article? It’s from the Atlantic (abashedly pro choice magazine) and interviews a doctor who does the abortions! Why lie? Is it because it’s abhorrent?.
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@ChuckRossDC @ChuckGrassley Couldn’t grassley get him to answer on recusal re: his son in law’s education consultancy.
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@lillybilly299 And many of the people in jail for drugs are in there on drug charges but had other more serious crimes/charges dropped because drug possession and distribution is easier to prove with sufficient minimum sentences.
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Reading between the lines: this means he wants to use the state monopoly on force to violate property rights, not unlike his progressive brethren are trying to leverage by taking over various college campuses around the country.
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I'm actually vocally in favor of increasing the amount of affordable housing in affluent suburbs. It's literally been the first policy priority on my campaign site since day one.
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@fred_martinek @MattWalshBlog @lucyricardo079 He didn’t get hit with a fire extinguisher, that’s a lie from a month ago babe.
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@jessesingal Ilmatic and it’s not particularly close.
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@yashar Why not just wait lol. She’s been right about russian conspiracy the whole time, I’m sorry this is happening to you.
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@MiriVinni Why are men online so fucking strange? Like there are real life women they could be talking to RIGHT NOW and they’re bitching on x about a tiktok video with women.
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@LRH_Superfan He’s ready to start a new crusade over no beer.
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@neontaster Seems like cope to me Noam.
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@BradMossEsq @esaagar Brad why dont you go write up another think piece on how to prosecute trump, hmm?.
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@wanyeburkett Lmao at calling anyone else a dork
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@ProfMJCleveland @clairlemon She’s admitting that she is opposed to abortion, on both a personal level and based on science and logic, but her politics refuse to let her utter such a take.
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@IdahoMoose14 @yashar Cope you fucking loser.
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@Whey_standard @politicalmath The narrator: “ he means they fit the preferred grand narrative so he can justify those”.
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@Sheilby24 @mkraju Now do planned parenthood.
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@mollyfprince @libsoftiktok Not to mention a super privileged government employee.
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@Legal_Fil That plus NC AZ GA and NV is ball game.
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@SenatorThurston Oh come off it. Let’s not hold accountable those whom were directly in charge of safety and security in the face of several red flags.
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@jeff82874662 The ones who can’t find men are the problem. There is no shortage of good men looking for wives. It’s not a sexist thing, it’s that these cases are always because of her problems.
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