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I sometimes put on stage plays where i press buttons that make characters go beep boop. MY BELOVED IS NOT A FINANCIAL ADVISOR AND DOES NOT GIVE FINANCIAL ADVICE
she/it
Joined November 2018
Dumb rivals clips thread.
was looking at my old clips folder and lol i am so talented. Not sure why the rock didn’t spike here though
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if i had a nickel for every rivals game that revealed an aquatic dog crossbreed creature that was a bit silly during July 2024 I’d have two nickels.
Jeff and Thor are officially coming to the Marvel Rivals Closed Beta Test via patch on July 27th!.
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As a zelda player I had one (ONE) fucking thing in a side mode nobody plays. Yet still here you have RUINED it. Mark my words WhyDo. I will find you. It will be a rude awakening the day I do.
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@GSVBemusementPk @thechosenberg the person they��re pointing it at doesn’t know it’s unloaded. It is a point of intimidation.
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@GSVBemusementPk @thechosenberg It’s illegal to use a gun as a form of intimidation? That’s fascinating.
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@AKandyMuseStan @ajjordanphoto subtle compliments with plausible deniability that don’t build towards anything because if you went further you might cross a boundary on accident but asking where that boundary is might imply you want to flirt more which would be committing to something.
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@t0mbstneblues I think it’s amusing after you get the first correct measurement because then for the remaining measurements you have a decent sense of scale based off the person asking so you can immediately tell some of the liars.
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@CerberusXt >bad english.>anti woke. saying “politic” instead of “politics”. almost certainly russian. Stop feeding the trolls.
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@iMOMOL0V3 @cookieblobber @LegalizeWuhu i think the assumption was that the levels are randomly generated.
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@ScrubQuotesX fwiw i have seen a lot of “tier list” articles that are entirely written by ai.
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Everyones playing characters 8 tiers higher than mine and im expected to compete.
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@hippotuits @_RobertSchultz I mean that isn’t that surprising. 8 hour work days are honestly unreasonable, just let people off earlier the amount of work being done will not change that much and heck people might be happier and actually do more. Obviously sometimes people need to stay longer but damn.
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how do u find a rivals player at a smash tournament ? . you won’t have to! they’ll tell you they’re a rivals player after they lose 💀.
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@Scepticskeptic1 The year is 2011. An online minecraft series develops a fan base with talented artists because of its surprisingly engaging story.
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@Candleop34 the only people i hear saying smash killer is smash players using it to be derisive to the game.
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@boymoderology relevant video.
getting attention for my videos again and realized i never posted this one 🐣
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@StardustStrawby @puppytunes “if i admit that i don’t want you to talk to people besides me then that might make me look weird and controlling so i will simply express that in codes and never examine why i want to be so controlling”.
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@HardDriveMag My cozy farming sim is also a spreadsheet simulator sorry i don’t make the rules.
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@mSanterre @haykeye13 @TheSeanGoodwin @thechosenberg bad take here. Or rather presumptive that the woman yells at him. I very much understand where the woman is coming from. I think they both just need to talk about the hardships and strategies to get around them. The man is obviously tired but needs to communicate his ability/need.
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@VogelverKikker @mrjat2424 @alshipley I wasn’t sure and did some cursory research. It seems to be done in the context of particularly the US, where Black and Indigenous people tend to face more targeted prejudice than other People of Color.
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@thatfoureyedone @kosedeger Godot’s introduction was so funny for that. A nice play on expectations.
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this isn’t out of pocket really but i really like this quote
jumping on the badwagon qrt with the most out of pocket ace attorney moment
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it’s crazy how every time i see this image it’s on a viral post
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@mammalfriend It’s dangerous to put seattle queers and chicago queers so close to each other.
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found some new kragg tech, will explain how it works later.
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@BaraccaLucio @isaiah_bb Wait you’re telling me killed a bunch of people and destabilizing all the infrastructure in a place makes it really hard to properly rebuild which leads to greater instability and makes it likely there will still be groups who use force to survive? That’s ridiculous.
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@4utumnHarvest @zpokrr @tessdotm @m0nst3r1nks @lemonconsumer14 @GD_lezaH the point is that people can interpret and relate to the struggles people face regardless of their gender identity. There is additional connotation with trans people, but struggling with the climb is something a lot of people can relate to.
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@GreenTextRepost Public transit still involves a good deal of walking. Things being closer together also means you’re just going to walk to the store which adds up and helps. Food might be somewhat healthier too, but I have little knowledge about that part of it.
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@Steely_Dang As someone with a severe attention disorder this is fine. Like provided you do foreplay beforehand get all in the mood, 7-13 minutes of penetrative sex is perfectly reasonable imo. Like idk i feel like it’d be tiring otherwise.
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@TMOComedyy @2010_videos Vechs super hostile maps center around finding each different colour of wool. If you could simply find one colour of wool and then dye it that would defeat the point of the map. Thus the map rules state that that is banned.
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@Dragonogon Sunshine is the best 3D mario game except for the fact that it is unfortunately stuck being super mario sunshine.
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@konata_ssb @CEOofAlex Don’t just stand by ledge and throw out random aerials? This is countered by paying attention and other characters can do a similar thing to this ex. zelda with uair. Literally just be mindful of where you are on stage it’s not hard.
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@Len_Ult Rivals 1 did it because shields and grabs are more animations, and when it was being developed that would have been a lot more work.
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@elijmin2 okay but can we talk about how palutena only wears one sock like i once joined palutena discord and asked “hey why does palutena only wear one sock” and they were just like “this channel is for serious meta game discussions only” and i think this is important knowledge.
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@marsimard_ @TrueSlazac No, it’s because farming carnivores is inefficient. 10 pounds of meat is 10 pounds of meat (some difference in nutrients), but if you have to raise meat to feed a carnivore why aren’t you just eating the meat you already have instead of feeding it to a carnivore.
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@clockstiqqun Different alters *are* better at games than each other, and are able to lock into certain aspects. One of our alters one time was like “I refuse to play our best character” and has been one of the several reasons we have been investing time into another character.
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This is probably the most fucked up parry I’ve ever hit.
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@alixbugbug Overworked developers trying to keep up a 3 year dev cycle while also handling spinoffs + dlc for the previous game while the new games get more and more ambitious.
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@ChuppaVGC it would probably be busted, and this isn’t my original idea, but an ability that makes it so two turns pass at a time. So charge moves/recharge moves would essentially become one turn moves. You get two ticks of leftovers recovery. Toxic damages twice, etc.
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@witchesforhope @reachrachelkahn Seattle is relatively left leaning, fairly wealthy with good tech industry and the like, and thus the queer tech and furry overlaps kind of converge.
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@estrodiol yeah the june and john thing is interesting too because homestuck is something still being written in some sense, and june has not been revealed in the comic yet. So the only existence of the character is word from the author and a bunch of head canons.
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@TheKingVillager back off the fucking goat. 100 Attack, 97 Special Attack. My mixed attacking messiah.
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@Nemmyfish after rivals 2 comes out if dan catches you seriously competing in rivals 1 he’ll come to your house and shoot you with a gun that has bullets in it and will kill you.
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@MsUngovernable No phones after 10pm is honestly fine as it also helps build good sleep habits. The rest of it is super super fucked. The amount of people in that thread who are parents advocating for this disgust me honestly. I don’t understand why “children are humans too” is radical.
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@real_dapper @Choko_the_Cool @GetIntimidated Baten Kaitos is deceiving since you aren’t actually playing the whole time. The reason it takes so long is because you have to wait 2 weeks for one of the things for 100%.
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@IrayaTheCool @NintendoUK Oh my gosh edgy pokemon but they have guns?)? and they have sweatshops???? damn that’s crazy.
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@ACVideoDepot @PetePepiton @seeburtontweet @unfriendlycoco @nancytaughtyou @MrJAntoine IMO there is value in teaching students to be good editors. Giving students an assignment where they have to edit something so they learn those skills better is honestly a good idea. There are other ways you could do this of course, but using a ChatGPT paper is a neat one.
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@Zagrael_ @Len_Ult The lack of shields make the game have a heavy emphasis on movement in neutral as there is no reliable way to stop approaches besides a hard read on a parry. I like the game a lot, i think this generally makes the game faster paced, and the game does compensate with drift DI.
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@JakeDohm @MovieHooligan nah i disagree. The Good Place did like, end decently well, but also there were multiple parts in the show where it’s just like damn! It really is turtles all the way down.
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fine I'll say it: who has that one rivals video.
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I am freaking out what the fuck
I was playing a minecraft mod pack with a wyvern in it and celene asked if it was based on terraria so i decided to see if there were still any significant terraria mods for minecraft. Playing terrariacraft now and it’s freaking me out there implemented so much.
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do u ever realize that vast amounts of people haven’t done introspection into why they think other people haven’t done introspection.
u ever realize that vast amounts of people have never done like. any sort of introspection. no self analysis. never thought about their actions or thoughts beyond the most basic surface level. it’s terrifying.
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@sakurateacups @itsRedTsundere @StardustStrawby @puppytunes I think if you want to make that clear you should state so explicitly so both people can make an informed decision on whether or not they want to date each other. Playing games like this is not actually a good way to get people on the same page.
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@thinkiamsad @mintymelon753 Can vouch for my personal experience. I actually find that if i keep both my hands in home row that my hands end up cramping (might be remedied with a split keyboard). I tend to type with my right hand in a pretty strange position. Probably also ended up this way from videogames.
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Factorio is so cool I wish pollution was real.
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@SpiralSine6 @mudkyu @MissTrifolium I think that is representative of the ever changing landscape of the internet. Large influencers are a part of the culture now and thus paint the canvas accordingly.
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@SpecialBeansCan @EvilEuphoriTori She was a bounty hunter for multiple years? I have absolutely no idea how old she is I don’t follow GG lore that extensively but that’s typically not a child occupation.
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I find the etymology of he cooked amusing because I am pretty sure it just came from the Thanos “What was he cooking” thumbnail.
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@notdarai i think there should have been an ARG. I should have had to go find Ranno in real life.
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tbh i would have made this mistake because cutting it in half on the bottom doesn’t maintain symmetry.
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@SLogarithm7 @niersol Generally being a sourpuss and bringing down the vibes of a community is a perfectly good reason to remove someone.
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@RExkQjl0 @madocactus It’s not the LA isn’t derivative, it’s that it’s a different medium. If most of your inspiration only comes from one source you can easily get yourself caught in a self referential loop. I will grant that it is perfectly fine to not draw form other sources, but it can be good.
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I want to have enough followers that I can just say “tetraspace” and have a hundred people reply.
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@sakurateacups @itsRedTsundere @StardustStrawby @puppytunes Giving someone permission to do something that you don’t want them to do as a test is not a good way to communicate what you want. I suppose it can be an effective way to filter out potential partners but I personally just talk to my partner about things (as best as I can).
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@esjesjesj Nobody understands that X is actually just a small indie company. If you sub to their patreon you can get exclusive access to their discord too!.
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@Misteryaroo @MatthewRubenst3 @spaceland07 yeah, but TPCI isn’t directly managed by nintendo. FWIW i don’t actually know if workers are forced to crunch, it’s just very obvious the games are rushed, which probably doesn’t help with well being either way, but that doesn’t mean people are forced to work long hours.
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@Peabnut In super smash bros for the nintendo 3ds there was a period of time where holding down on a spike would cause you to live longer.
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PEOPLE SAID THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT GEN Z. TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE. DO NOT GIVE ME “oh but gen alpha is really different now because le phones”. SHUT UP. GRAHHHHHHHHHH
gen alpha kids r so disrespectful that it’s disgusting.
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Characters ranked by amount of mains in top 50. Not including random which should also be in 1. Pretty sure I counted correctly. Maypul also has the most secondaries at 4.
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@Oisin1137 @BardOliver @theserfstv Actually i’d say being in a relationship has made me better at being in a relationship. I know it’s a radical concept that actually doing something will lead you to improving but it’s true!.
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