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@DollaStoreFool oh how i wish it was obvious ladders were climbable. there are too many games that have ladders as just decoration and you can't actually climb them. developers: if you don't want to make your ladders climbable or have some way to get up there, please just don't put them in. .
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@depthsofwiki waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds like a great time if you don't know what either of those are.
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@diet_pepis STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.STOP SHARING AI.
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@lein_428 i get made fun of all the time for still using my Galaxy S5 but i can still remove my battery, sd card, sim card, and plug headphones into it. so ha.
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@semifreqsonic i get people not liking "gotta go fast" but here it's so cute. i can hear him just mumbling it to himself over and over as he's freaking out.
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@mikesgtr @photonsmight terrible movie but i watched it while i was sleep deprived and had the time of my life. the cake joke is objectively peak comedy.
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@LolOverruled it's so fucking soul-crushing filling in the same info to dozens of job applications a day, knowing you aren't going to hear back from anyone, and if you DO hear back it's just an automated email rejecting you.
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@Hey_Its_Lollie gamefaqs is the best place to go if you want to be told wrong information about FF7.
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@StonkHands @Win98Tech imagine being a crypto bro and thinking people actually want your opinion.
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@airco_ki absolutely yearning to be in the timeline that got YOLO. weebs would be losing their fucking minds 😂😂😂😂.
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@CuddlePotato @x10snep i believe in a world where we can set aside our differences and come together to appreciate mouse song.
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@Cam_Oflage if god didn't want me to put a light bulb in my mouth, why is my mouth lightbulb-shaped?.
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@ssmelllyboi @MegaChanRevival man who has only seen one kitchen: man this second kitchen is really giving me first kitchen vibes.
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@waxreplica @NerdyChineseBoy "What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money building the Torment Nexus???".
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@vestenet i literally didn't even notice the hat. if this was a marvel movie Iron Man would've been calling him Fido for 2 hours.
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@tinyreshi ┏┓ . ┃┃ ╱╲ in. ┃╱╱ ╲╲ this.╱╱ ╭╮ ╲╲house.▔▏ ┗┛ ▕▔ we.╱▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ . stan Kojima.╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ .▔▏ ┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔.
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@TheTurtleBox @ComicLoverMari it's ok, the pepperoni was from a pizza place not an animal 🖒.
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@KevinProLiX @PicturesFoIder you'll never succeed as a hip hop artist. you're paying for twitter blue and still can't even get 1k followers. you're trash and no one likes your work.
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@3l_Raro_ @Trey_Explainer "Wow everyone is so nice here, I should tell my bros about this place".
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@RobinPoedev i thought this was a joke at first until the end, i actually do kinda like that hard mode just fucks with you.
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@Browtweaten imagine risking your life every day to be a hero and you don't even get to slide down a pole.
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@its_adamneely gamers should be locked in a room with a key next to the door, but there is no yellow paint to clarify it is interactable.
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@DmawDev imagine lacking the taste to enjoy Angela Anaconda. i still remember watching it when i was at my dad's house and he hated it lol.
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@Dauragon ok REAL TALK. i couldn't fucking play any games for like a week after i finished MGSV because the controls in that game were buttery smooth and everything else just felt so janky in comparison and i hated it.
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@EmoPeterDance @critterisgrey yeah, it goes "damn king candy is the badguy" to "oh shit king candy is EVIL".
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@thornhawthorne chiming in as a dude with hair that nearly goes down to my ass:.grow that hair out, everyone deserves a majestic mane.
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@KingEphemera Days is the one that needs a remake. like bruh could you imagine Mission Mode with online?? and maybe even more characters???? that'd be so much fucking fun.
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@silviautism my friend was going on and on about something they were passionate about and i sent this "ooh i'm interested"-looking emoji. IT'S ROLLING EYES ON THEIR THING AND THEY GOT PISSED OFF AT ME
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@pinkdemonica that explains why they're pretty much the only company that makes their pride logo look good.
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@KuuEater i was so happy to play that new mobile game they made. and then i sat and watched someone go through all but 7 of their cards and get Exodia and beat me before i ever even got to draw a single card. what happened to "i play a card facedown and end my turn"?.
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@_claypot the most heavily slept on movie i swear. i saw it for the first time a few years ago and fell so hard in love.
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@Xploshi @Waltmann13 you say horrific genocidal war, but these people die simply by touching each other. earth is burned by fire, fire is washed away by water, but the fire also boiled the water which then formed into clouds. there being only cloud people is simply the natural conclusion.
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