will bark for bike lanes
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π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ unemployable internet animal who obsesses over transit / IT/music @holohammer_ / she/it / priv @snephole / pfp @shlimaz / π¨π±π¦πΊπΊπΈ
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i may be kind of a bitch but i am also a crafty motherfucker. this asshole thinks he can outsmart me. he has failed to consider the fact that i am completely fucking insane. You will not win
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absolutely incredible things are happening in my mentions
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either i will find a mouse caught by a trap or i will find a mouse tweaking the fuck out on my kitchen floor. i do not care which. do not fuck with me.
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@BenJBrand yeah you know what we really ain't on squeaking terms. upsetting because we was, especially since he has outsmarted me at every turn for the last week but wasn't eating my pretzels. now he's eating my pretzels so i'm pissed.
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ok now i'm fucking mad this asshole is taunting me
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@WHarding1970 this was probably my favourite movie as a kid clearly it left a lasting impact.
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i'm not fucking around anymore i know what to do.
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@rkstarr_asia so far the mouse hasn't breached the tape i put up, we will see .i'll be out of town until tuesday so when i get home i'm expecting carnage.
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to the 20 ish people who followed me due to the mouse tweet, just making sure y'all know that is kind of an anomaly of a post and i actually just tweet about trains all day. u have been warned.
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i found the rat.
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captain just announced the plane i'm on is stuck in a pothole. only in baltimore.
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@crud_man_esq yeah, i've seen it with my own eyes before, definitely a mouse unless there is Another.
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feeling bad for everyone who doesnβt live in baltimore and cannot bask in the glory of a beautiful brick harbour every day
feeling bad for everyone who doesnβt live in chicago and cannot bask in the glory of a beautiful concrete beach every day
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you know i really do think this is a future worth fighting for in baltimore. this could be a future charles north station
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@vivtheTgirl @rolanberrypie this is one of the reasons i'm not getting a cat as a solution to this issue but also i have a bird and that's not a good combo.
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@KetuAlbrecht there are no mid furries. they are either the sweetest, most accepting people you've ever met or the second coming of Adolf Hitler.
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@PoorlyAgedStuff hm i sure do wonder what this marines ad would be doing on a website directed specifically at high school students
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plane landed thanks for 1k lmfao .i can't believe that tweet did as well as it did. absurd.
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this station rehab cannot come soon enough, come the fuck on now
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the crackheads stole my neighbour's air conditioner. it was on her ROOF. how does you even do that. that's so unbelievably spiteful, you climbed up a mf building to steal a single air conditioner in. there are others on the ground?? right next to her?????.
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being a safe and responsible driver is an extremely hot trait btw.
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side note cemeteries are perhaps the absolute worst land use and we should build housing on them, or at the very very least make them public parks.
Donβt tell me that Brooklyn is progressive when theres a giant neighborhood in the middle that doesnβt even bother to show up to vote
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this morning i was greeted by this here mouse trap, licked clean of the peanut butter on it, not a speck remaining .it was at this moment i knew i had lost. this creature has outsmarted me and has by that metric earned its place on this planet
yesterday i set up a mouse trap for the first time and i had a hard realisation that the animation of the mouse dancing next to the sentient cheese on a mouse trap had lied to me about how a mouse trap fundamentally functions.
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@Nerd4Cities we have one in Baltimore that isn't quite a freeway but is a 6 lane stroad and extremely dangerous to cross on foot. the curve toward the bottom of this screenshot was made to avoid a cemetary and instead bulldozed the homes of actual living families. great stuff
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this bird says more bike lanes for baltimore
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the pictures truly don't do it justice, seeing it in person is just. man
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in a bad place rn. not mentally, i'm just in delaware
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rolled this one for the one we lost today. the mouse may not have won the long game, but he put up a hell of a fight and made me question my mental integrity on several occasions, and that's nothing if not admirable. i'd be lying if i said i'd miss him but he will be remembered
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you know when we were saying "make him lose every single penny of that 44 billion dollars" i did not expect yall to go this hard i am utterly impressed.my hope in this world has been restored.
Advertisers about to haul ass. Took all of one day for the verified trolls to go from "It's a'me Mario I want to fuck a'Luigi" to "let's remind everyone about that time you financed a bloody coup in Guatemala"
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so you may have noticed i went on a bit of an outing today, and i would like to show you how insane and wasteful it was. this occurred due to several instances of "fuck it, why not" after seeing the first bus that arrived at each destination
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i found his new entry point. i'm gonna get his ass so good. your reign has ended mickey
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this is mortifying what the fuck RTA.
Where can we take you? Download the RTA Transit App and find out. RTA - Driven!.
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it makes me so sad looking at this. what did she do to deserve this. .
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some of y'all.
I saw a dog legit locked in and watching the RER
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(thread).so youtube has been recommending me complete slop content lately and today i was recommended a compilation of mort from the Madagascar franchise and i gave in and watched it and noticed that he was a lot more insane than i recall. so i went to the wiki page on him. .
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ok so what i actually went out to do today was check out the ghost ramp off i-95 N that was supposed to connect to i-70 W but never got connected! here's my thread of my favourite pictures i took
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hi internet people!.if you get a message from jcoreslicer on discord asking you to review a game (i know some yall follow her) do Not accept!!! shits bait mate has been hacked
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@AndyRMike i was joking and referring to the person i am quote tweeting but in that case it did.
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@CantEverDie somehow i was not familiar with the public feud of the kennedy family and it is delightful to see wealthy people with less functional families than mine.
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nah nah you have no idea how funny this is. this is carefully calculated. he KNOWS the people that follow him is going to clown on this. he's not saying shit, but he knows what happens next when he retweets this. he's not calling them out. he's sending the cavalry
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@alanthefisher the deer have invented teleportation with the express purpose of being able to get hit by more types of vehicles.
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@who_shot_jgr nah this year is weird, it always makes traffic worse but this is asinine i have never seen anything like this.
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this video sitting in my feed is making me wildly uncomfortable
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absolutely loaded question on this 311 report form
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oh come on i literally just plugged in this stupid fucking printer
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locallink 65 getting its moment in the spotlight lately.
The bus lane is carrying more people than the car lanes.
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these kids on this bus are repeatedly calling me slurs π.
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a horrifying new sentence has been created here.
When will NYC catch up with Anne Arundel County?.
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3B so i can lace both of their drinks with acid and observe as they undergo an experience that will leave them fundamentally changed as human beings.
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