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Everyone's favorite Austro-Hungarian • Hoppean • Historian • Anti-Marxist • Counter-Revolutionary • Famous for talking across a table to @NickJFreitas

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You know Trump’s photo will be memorialized for all of time when the anime pfps are coming up with absolute banger memes like these.
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@shaunking @DonaldJTrumpJr You quitting Twitter and then coming back after less than 24 hours is exactly what is going to happen to 90% of those people who are threatening to leave the platform.
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@nichegamer Gee I wonder why…
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@POTUS Step 1: Lock down the entire economy and get everyone fired. Step 2: Re-open the economy and allow people to return to their jobs. Step 3: Claim you’ve created “more jobs than any Administration in history.”
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Republicans won the early vote in Miami-Dade County.
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Donald Trump is not an ideal politician. He is not a paragon of virtue, an orator for the ages, a policy expert, the guardian of our Constitution, or a champion of American conservatism. But that’s precisely the point. We don’t need him to be any of these things. What matters
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The National Park Service is literally tearing down a statue of Pennsylvania’s founder on the site of his own home in order to be “more inclusive”. There is only one appropriate response to the radical Cultural Marxists who have hijacked our institutions: “After we win, a new
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We need your input on Welcome Park rehabilitation! More info at:
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Sinn Féin somehow went from waging war to expel foreigners from Ireland, to openly advocating for the Irish people to be displaced by foreigners.
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@RichardHanania Dude your rage baiting skills are unparalleled.
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@Kozgrovian “It’s really weird to get upset about the destruction of your country’s history in the name of a pseudo-religion that hates you.” Idiot take.
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@Harvard A lot of people are starting to realize that having a Harvard degree now denotes negative value. It took you guys 380+ years to develop a reputation for academic integrity and honesty, and about 3 days to piss it all away.
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A Republican landslide in Culpeper County unlike anything I've ever seen in my entire life. This is with 100% of the vote in. Trump only won this county by 20 points last year. Youngkin just won it by over 33....
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@reddit_lies Reddit reads like a George Orwell novel
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@ChrisCillizza Mocking “journalists” losing their jobs is ghoulish, yes - but may be necessary
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@concertleaks Rage for the machine
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@reddit_lies There's a level of cope where you're coping so hard that it actually goes full-circle and becomes satire.
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@libsoftiktok What a disappointing time to have eyes.
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@revenant_MMXX These people will get theirs. Never forget what they’ve done to us for the better part of a decade.
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I will be running my Virginia model again this year.
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The final margin in this year's #VAGov race was 1.93% My model was ultimately off by 0.05%.
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@surplustakes Conquered nation
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@upstatefederlst They have no idea what's coming... We will reluctantly do to the Left that which they joyfully proclaimed they wanted to do to us.
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@mualphaxi While they’re at it, I demand a billion dollars from Stanford. Without such actions, Stanford will remain an enabler in keeping me poor.
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@vijayvinyl He said unemployed, not dead.
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What has happened in Ukraine is one of the most stunning reversals in the history of modern warfare. Just two weeks ago, it appeared the country was on the verge of collapse. This is what we call a “Battle of the Marne moment”.
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@memeticsisyphus “All cultures are equal”
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If I'm the Harris campaign, I'm not yet ready to hit the panic button. But I am beginning to take notice. If this trend continues, Harris would be wise to hold an event or two in NOVA, particularly in Richmond and Hampton Roads, to try to boost early voting turnout. If I'm the
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@TPCarney @jaketapper “I have no appetite for conservative snark on this.” What led you to falsely believe that we were looking for your affirmation?
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@VDAREJamesK The Right is terrified of power. The Left is addicted to power. This is why things are the way they are, with the Left always winning and the Right always imaging if the roles were reversed. And when the roles reversed themselves for barely 5 minutes, the Right ends up
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Democrat candidate and part-time porn star @SusannaSGibson is currently on track to pull off a major upset in HD-57, provided she doesn't lose ground in the Republican stronghold precincts of Goochland County (which have yet to report in). If Gibson wins this race, Democrats
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@lporiginalg Women will tell men to “open up” and be “more emotionally available”, but the second men do, women react with utter contempt and disgust. Many such cases of this. I used to think these were one-off occurrences, but it’s clear that something deeper is at play here.
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@FuckKoroks >Defines Capitalism as when bad things happen >Bad thing happens “CAPITALISM IS BAD!!!” You can’t win with these people.
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@AP Lol what is going on here…
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@FedCourt_CAN_en I recognize that this land used to belong to the people of Canada, but it was stolen from them by cultural Marxists like yourselves. How’s that for your “indigenous land acknowledgement”?
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The final margin in this year's #VAGov race was 1.93% My model was ultimately off by 0.05%.
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Current Christian Crystal Ball model for #VAGov as of 10/30: Glenn Youngkin: 50.94% Terry McAuliffe: 49.06% Youngkin by 1.88%
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@CNBCnow Short ladder attack from hedge funds who stand to lose billions on Friday if these stocks don't tank. The short squeeze hasn't even begun yet. Do not be afraid and panic sell. HOLD.
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I did not vote for Trump in 2020. There is no force on earth capable of stopping me and millions like me from voting for him this year.
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Decision Desk HQ/ @thehill head-to-head battleground polling averages: Nevada - 28 polls Trump (R): 50.4% (+6.8) Biden (D): 43.6% Arizona - 40 polls Trump (R): 48.9% (+6.1) Biden (D): 42.8% Georgia - 34 polls Trump (R): 49.4% (+6.1) Biden (D): 43.3% North Carolina - 31 polls
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Fun Fact: Ron DeSantis' 19.4 point win in Florida is the largest gubernatorial victory for any Republican in the state since 1868.
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@InsaneCope Do these people actually think they look like this lol
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@RulerofNV Hungary and Italy need to bring back their monarchies.
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@elonmusk @SwipeWright The Byzantine and Sassanid Empires were unavailable for comment on the topic of “decolonization”.
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@iamyesyouareno @Klaus_Arminius Not pro-immigration. Pro-invasion.
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@8EyedEel Based and Habsburgpilled!
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@number_pizza111 I’ve identified the source.
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@polarbrycecaps Oh look, “he/they” has some incorrect opinions he’d like to share…
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@Thorongil16 Economically, it did. FDR’s economic agenda was far closer to Mussolini’s than most people today would like to admit. But an economic agenda alone is not what Fascism makes. And that’s actually the answer to your question, because Fascism wasn’t just merely a reaction to the
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@AP I thought the whole "brutally murdering your wife and a waiter" thing lost him the American dream. But to each their own, I guess.
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@ajesusjoseph If you’re horrified at what you just read, this is a friendly reminder of what we’re dealing with. They’re not even hiding it anymore. We’ve now reached the point where Neo-Marxists are openly declaring their intentions online, all while patting themselves on the back for doing
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@dmtrubman @Kozgrovian What he says: “It’s just a shitty courtyard.” What he actually means: “I support tearing down monuments to America’s history and replacing them with ones dedicated to my woke religion.”
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@captivedreamer7 “Did you know JD Vance sounds like Hitler, anon?”
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@THEWESTRANDBOY_ Can’t wait for all future games to have 4,000 hours of pointless plot-irrelevant dialogue that you can’t skip through.
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@2B7C89526 Don't you know anon? Having borders is anti-Semitic.
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@nichegamer McDonald’s advertising in Japan: Cute anime family doing things that any mentally stable man or woman secretly dreams about. McDonald’s advertising in America: Troons moralizing to us about the eternal progressive omnicause.
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No matter how much you hate our ruling class, it's nothing compared to how much our ruling class hates you. We need to clear them out.
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The people of Lebanon are facing an increasingly dire humanitarian situation. I am concerned about the security and well-being of civilians suffering in Lebanon and will continue working to help meet the needs of all civilians there. To that end, the United States will provide
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@SohrabAhmari The slippery slope remains undefeated. If you think Woke is dying, you’re mistaken. Almost none of these people have apologized or backed off of their genocidal rhetoric. Some have even doubled down, and why should we be surprised by any of this? They have constructed an
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@zukosmadre New copypasta just dropped.
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You can see why I am not at all concerned about how close the polls are in Wisconsin. Wisconsin has a long history of producing terrible polls, but there is no universe where Joe Biden carries the state if he’s losing neighboring Iowa by even close to this margin. Selzer is
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📊 IOWA GE: DM Register/Ann Selzer 🟥 Trump: 50% (+18) 🟦 Biden: 32% 🟨 RFK Jr: 9% 🟪 Oliver: 2% — Biden approval 🟢 Approve: 28% 🔴 Disapprove: 67% — #12 (2.8/3.0) | 632 LV | 6/9-14 | ±3.9%
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@WHSVColby @WHSVnews Embarrassed to call myself a JMU Alumnus.
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Spotsylvania County’s Wilderness Fire precinct (Youngkin 73%) just eclipsed 2021 VA Gov turnout numbers. This is a Five Alarm Fire for Democrats. #VA7
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Christian Crystal Ball Model for VA Early Voting as of 9/24: Dems: 59.80% GOP: 40.20% Modeled Dem Propensity 4 out of 4: 39,185 3 out of 3: 8,021 2 out of 4: 2,580 1 out of 4: 1,120 0 out of 4: 374 Modeled GOP Propensity 4 out of 4: 25,799 3 out of 3: 6,794 2 out of 4: 2,290 1
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Current Christian Crystal Ball Model for VA Early Voting: Dems - 61.49% GOP - 38.51% Modeled Dem Propensity 4 out of 4: 22,695 3 out of 3: 4,539 2 out of 4: 1,581 1 out of 4: 668 0 out of 4: 237 Modeled GOP Propensity 4 out of 4: 13,973 3 out of 3: 3,638 2 out of 4: 1,237 1
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@thehill “Delved”
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Republican primary voters just elected perhaps the least qualified, least capable, least principled, and least intelligent man they possibly could to Congress in Virginia's 5th Congressional District. Anyone who has worked in VA Republican politics knows this is the truth, even
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Nothing has radicalized me more than a recent X Space I was on this week. A self-proclaimed “high IQ elite lawyer” declared that he and other Democrats would “continue to beat down low IQ MAGA idiots like the ones living in Georgia and North Carolina.” According to this guy, he
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@PaulSkallas “Words that everyone once used are now obsolete, and so are the men whose names were once on everyone's lips: Camillus, Caeso, Volesus, Dentatus, and to a lesser degree Scipio and Cato, and yes, even Augustus, Hadrian, and Antoninus are less spoken of now than they were in their
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@FromKulak And yet within a generation of his death, Alexander’s *entire* family was wiped out. And it wasn’t just his family either. Virtually every single one of his close friends and confidants were slaughtered in the civil wars that followed his death, and the empire he left them with
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@TheOmniLiberal A bit early in the day to be drunk tweeting, isn’t it?
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@MenaceImperiale El Salvador has embraced the #AnimeRight .
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@AuronMacintyre Add the staff of Politico to the mass deportation roster.
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Call: @ScVanValkenburg has flipped SD-16 in the Virginia Senate. There's two remaining districts for Republicans to find a path to a majority in the Senate, SD-30 and SD-31. Republicans must win at least one of these to win the chamber.
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@shoe0nhead These are some incredibly depressing comments but we need more people to shed a light on the crisis gripping young men. Thanks Shoe.
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@JesseKellyDC It’s never too late.
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@WKRN Huge W for Tennessee.
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@AuronMacintyre The Left punches Right and panders Left. Coincidentally, the Right also punches Right and panders Left... And then we wonder why things constantly move to the Left over time. It's because everyone is punching Right and pandering Left.
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@whatifalthist 1) My own father called me an insurrectionist for working in Republican Party politics. 2) My sister started identifying as a communist after four years at a public high school despite being raised in a conservative Christian household by the descendants of White Russian
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@realchasegeiser @shoe0nhead It’s like a based version of a blue checkmark.
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@JGWellnessDesgn @KareemRifai By this logic, Germany should be in a worse shape than Haiti, considering the country was: -Saddled with billions of dollars in war debt and reparations -Bombed to hell and back during WWII -Split in two for nearly 50 years. The infamous French fleet visit took place in
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@0xAlaric "force a detente?" I'm no longer interested in detente. The Left needs to finally get theirs.
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Call: @TaraDurantVA has won SD-27 in the Virginia Senate. This was a must-win race for Republicans. She's overperformed the GOP's 2022 election day results in virtually every precinct that has reported thus far, in several cases by over 5 points. I expect this lead to hold.
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@MattsIdeaShop Let’s be honest. We are far more likely to get this sort of reaction from Republicans.
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The left leaked this. 100%. This is an act of desperation to try and derail this ruling at the last-minute.
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@BenMullin Any time the corporate media downsizes the people should celebrate. Remember that they hate you.
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@mormonmommyuwu This article was written by a Habsburg.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad This explains why almost every Venezuelan under the age of 30 is Right Wing. Their parents and grandparents imposed Chavez on their country and made socialism the default ideology for 25 years. Now the younger millennials and zoomers are rebelling against their socialist
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@NewsWire_US Every Republican-governed state needs to pass similar legislation immediately.
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How on earth did I gain nearly a thousand followers from sharing literally two days worth of early voting data in Virginia?
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@Noahpinion But you’re leaving out an important point Noah… Supporting the Houthis is now the Current Thing™️, and only the Bad Guys™️ refuse to support the Current Thing™️. You wouldn’t want to be a Bad Guy™️, would you?
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@navyhato Anyone who answers 1970s USSR is an idiot. Full stop.
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Let's play "spot the reason Georgia is trending blue".
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@KamalaHarris I have to admit, I admire the sheer audacity of tweeting something like this. Most politicians would never dare attempt to gaslight the public on this level.
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@eyeslasho This chart is getting a lot of work.
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@NateSilver538 We now know multiple Democrat Senators use Chat GPT to write their public statements.
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Christian Crystal Ball Model for VA Early Voting as of 9/25: Dems: 58.46% GOP: 41.54% Modeled Dem Propensity 4 out of 4: 51,463 3 out of 3: 10,771 2 out of 4: 3,350 1 out of 4: 1,475 0 out of 4: 476 Modeled GOP Propensity 4 out of 4: 36,153 3 out of 3: 9,699 2 out of 4: 3,174
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Christian Crystal Ball Model for VA Early Voting as of 9/24: Dems: 59.80% GOP: 40.20% Modeled Dem Propensity 4 out of 4: 39,185 3 out of 3: 8,021 2 out of 4: 2,580 1 out of 4: 1,120 0 out of 4: 374 Modeled GOP Propensity 4 out of 4: 25,799 3 out of 3: 6,794 2 out of 4: 2,290 1
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@whatifalthist “I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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@AuronMacintyre Louis XIV never possessed even a fraction of the power that the current managerial state has.
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Christian Crystal Ball Model for VA Early Voting as of 9/26: Dems: 57.86% GOP: 42.14% Modeled Dem Propensity 4 out of 4: 62,720 3 out of 4: 13,701 2 out of 4: 4,300 1 out of 4: 1,808 0 out of 4: 568 Modeled GOP Propensity 4 out of 4: 45,329 3 out of 4: 12,551 2 out of 4: 4,194
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Christian Crystal Ball Model for VA Early Voting as of 9/25: Dems: 58.46% GOP: 41.54% Modeled Dem Propensity 4 out of 4: 51,463 3 out of 3: 10,771 2 out of 4: 3,350 1 out of 4: 1,475 0 out of 4: 476 Modeled GOP Propensity 4 out of 4: 36,153 3 out of 3: 9,699 2 out of 4: 3,174
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