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Zubimendi: I go Li’pool bery excite to a play I ave a kwality. So do I ave a nicky namey at the clooob?
Hughes: yes, ‘fartin’ Martin’
Fartin’ Martin: I no a go
#Zubimendi
#Hughesout
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@arcticnead
Did you see how well we “integrated” in Australia when we killed 30 million natives and renamed a part New South Wales?
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@THINGEO
The one that wrecks my swede is when zero alcohol beers and spirits are the same price. Booze is expensive because of the tax on alcohol.
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@JordanRichmond
@footbalIfights
Yeah I can’t believe we are kneeling and praying to a bunch of Germans anointed by God who are born to reign over us.
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@safiyaaaay
It’s a grift:
She’ll become a martyr to this cause. She’ll do public speaking, she’ll have ad sponsors and she can milk this for years. She’s already working on her tell all book and magazine article.
She has seen it’s better than being battered about the head for a living.
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@laura_woodsy
@MilMehta
@oliverbrown_tel
Hi Laura,
Which tests have you seen that have allowed you to arrive at your conclusion?
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@Lea_EFC
Joe Gomez is better than any player Everton have had in 25 years.
If he played for you he’d have a statue already and you’d rename the new ground The Joe Gomez Sewage Farm Stadium.
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@sharpeleven
@kategarraway
@edballs
This is disappointing and disturbingly accurate.
It was a pile on - they entirely rejected the notion Islamophobia is an issue when the far wrongs have fully confirmed it’s exactly what they are riled up by.
Kate and Ed look awful here.
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@paulhughes2901
Now talk about the poverty chants, the Hillsborough chants and show the video of your fans in Paris racially abusing a guy and those fans racially abusing Sterling?
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@pboro5times
Nope.
He was rubbish in all of those games regardless of his work load. I support every player and I want desperately to be wrong. He is not good enough. He’s fifth choice and I believe we can upgrade. In the entire squad he’s the only player I say that of.
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@CothGhris
Or - as 99% of people see it - a nice gesture to a life long Liverpool fan?
But no, get your rage tweets in - it won’t bring the kids back.
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@RichardCra9451
@No_Curve
@TedLogan1010
@BillSEsquire_11
@Death6102
Oh mate, very real clearly - there are picture on the internet so the must definitely be real.
Also, Star Wars is true.
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@davidmdraiman
@EylonALevy
They go low?
White phosphorus is the moral choice?
Killing 12,300 babies is moral?
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@GuyLambertUK
@AnonymousUK2022
Racism mate. It’s not the fucking Crystal Maze. He’s a little racist twat.
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@afowler06
So - let’s apply a little logic.
One side is ANTI-RACISM
The other side violently disagree with them.
They disagree with the ANTI-RACISTS
What name should be give them?
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@AnimalopolyGwyn
@QuiGonJenna
Anakin fell because a brother not a father figure raised him.
He fell because the Jedi sat back and let his Mum be tortured to death.
Anakin fell when he killed the Tuskens. After that he was all about what he needed.
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@Cheptarei_timy
@DaveOCKOP
@FabrizioRomano
He’s a 6 with a lot in his toolkit.
He’d not look out of place as an 8.
Loves regaining and recycling the ball and is always an out ball.
You’ve also got someone who you will get 10 years out of.
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@Mollen01
@andjamwar
@Moody_Chops
@joerufc98
Hitler said a few words.
People acted on them.
Your point is fucking stupid.
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@JamieJacks1874
@lorrainemking
Lad, you’ve had a mare because you’re a tit.
Claiming to be judged because you’re both a white and black man has made you look like the lying prick you are / unless you’re this guy:
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@shedendoosh
@LFC_Char
@adamrowecomedy
He’s talking about a riot that happened in Liverpool and referencing the last time EDL dickheads tried to riot in Liverpool.
Where else should he reference when he is talking about the change that has happened to Liverpool you fucking imbecile?
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@TylerLumbardeth
@935fed3c513b4e8
@streakinmyhair
You deleted it not because you didn’t mean it but because it could lose you money.
Good thing is the Police are arresting people for their hate on Social Media. Expect a knock. Prison will hurt.
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@John91929956
@Shugartickz
Say you have no idea about Liverpool Football Club without saying you have no idea about Liverpool Football Club.
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@robbohuyton
@liverpoolphil
Well done the Phil.
Should get a big screen up on that night and broadcast the Hillsborough documentary instead and any monies raised should be given to the Hillsborough foundation and local food banks.
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@GFRobot
@edwardrow
How is absolutely addressing the point and disproving your absolutely terrible take - missing the point?
Disagreeing with you when you are wrong is not a failure to get the point!
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@mshafiquk
@gmpolice
That is not police work.
That is common assault.
Stamping on a handcuffed persons head is an arrestable offence and that officer needs to do time.
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@plinketyplink2
Me: who’s playin?
Mate: Graeme Park
Me: nice - er when?
Mate: maybe now, not sure
Me: I’m licking my eyelids here I’m off outside for a smoke
Mate: nice one, you up yet
Me:
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@MikeSouthWestUK
@Quincun36705461
@afneil
Or, and this is crazy. He did exactly what he is accused of.
But no, it’s lizards.
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@trollornotto
@arcticnead
That you shouldn’t invade, murder and colonise with an actual army- I’d say so yeah, I’m not sure there are many colonisation advocates (bar the Israeli government).
My conceit is the vast majority of this country have benefited from migration (I have been a migrant)……
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@Jas_Sanghera_KN
@RishiSunak
He ran on an anti-immigrant platform whilst being a product of immigration.
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@laura_woodsy
@davelawson35
@oliverbrown_tel
What research have you done Laura? What tests have you had access to? What evidence have you seen that’s allowed you to reach this conclusion?
You’ll be on GBNews in six months shouting about immigrants to an audience who don’t respect women.
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@BrianLeonardFR
A friend lived in France (fairly rural near Lyon) he ordered a pizza over the phone. He asked for a large, the guy asked “how many for” he said “two” - he said no, the large is for 3 - 4 people.
Would only sell him a medium.
Love it.
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@UnionStGilloise
@sportbible
@MorisA49
Proper good side you lot. Great fans.
We are ashamed of whoever did that, I suspect he got a polite slap around the chops.
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@jcoleio
@AgentSelf99B
@InternetNewsAg2
Epistemology isn’t Sealioning.
When people make extraordinary claims they should have extraordinary evidence.
If I said, every Republican vote was a mistake & every voter intended to vote Democrat- I would need evidence to support that. ‘Trust me bro’ or ‘I’ve heard’ ain’t it.
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@appuntito160
I had a mate who worked with him in the 90’s.
Said he was the most unpleasant bully he’d ever met.
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@mancityneil
I actually have a great solution.
If you spend over your “allowance” you have to donate the exact same amount to lower tier clubs, grassroots football and creating after school programmes in the UK.
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@Dec3k5
@ItsDigbyAgain
@worldwidechels_
@jake_const15
@kajeinn
Hi Dec,
Flag shaggers tend to be mentally subnormal but can you clarify - which door? Do you think there is a specific door that you can walk through? Just one?
Have you had someone read the Narna books to you? Is that it?
Those are stories.
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@afcDW
@laura_woodsy
@MilMehta
@oliverbrown_tel
Exactly - does Laura claim to be a journalist? If so isn’t it contingent on a journalist to research, arrive at a conclusion and present it?
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@Lenv777
@FiveTimesAugust
Yeah man, those miscarriages never happened before 2019.
In fact IVF isn’t a real thing.
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@totomtc
@Michael96860884
Like the foul on Diaz - the one we didn’t get. Or the foul on Jota - that we didn’t get?
Right?
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@Marcie2316
@RadioGenoa
And are you?
I’m British. It’s not what is happening there. Are you a regular visitor to Europe or do you just believe racist cartoons?
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@clare_angela_
Did the far right march when a serving police officer raped and murdered a young woman?
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@Joey7Barton
Quick one Joey.
You’ve just offered an opinion on that line up. Essentially offering commentary on its worth.
Can you do that without being a successful musician yourself. Surely you can only comment about a thing if you can do the thing?
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@SolboyJag
@Joey7Barton
He classified his brother getting an ice axe and going out to deliberately murder a black kid as a “scrap”.
That’s how high he values black life.
No wonder we’re seeing who he has told us he is so clearly.
He’s a violent bigot.
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I suspect Rachel got a call from Channel 4. Hence this tweet.
Cats out of the bag. Everyone knows who and what you are.
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@implausibleblog
A decent man. Shame the Tories never saw it. I will never have any love, but there are some decent folk amongst them.
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@RameseSanders
Only a man would suggest this
Tell you what, if your appendix explodes have it removed with no anesthesia.
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@CherylSwanick
@WestHamPlace
Bollocks. The Ev are many things, supporters of divine rule and pedophiles isn’t one of them.
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@CartlandDavid
@SuellaBraverman
@ABridgen
Cancelled?
She lost her job for inviting a riot.
If she’s cancelled she definitely won’t be able to run for leader of the opposition will she?
You’re conflating “cancelled” with being “held to account”.
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@New_York_steak
@rotflmaobb
@Grahanimal
@Emlougar
Apparently people who claim Vegan life expectation is 54 have a life expectancy of 36.
Bad news dude.
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@GHBSmith
@AnonymousUK2022
And the consequences of those words - right?
You’ve factored that in haven’t you?
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@craiguito
Mum: what are you working on love?
Painter: well it’s a bold new take on aristocratic privilege and the weight of colonialism in modern Europe.
Mum: it looks a lot like a Swan looking at a ladies Fanny
Painter: exactly
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@GuyLambertUK
@AnonymousUK2022
Because there are many more racists than people like to admit - they’ve been emboldened - we all know why - but he’s not an innocent victim, he’s a twat. There have always been racists. There always will be racists.
There is no negotiation with racists.
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@AfcBanks_
Liverpool are top of the league.
We knocked you out of the FA Cup.
We are in the league cup final.
We are through in Europe.
We have the best defence in the league.
We have scored the most goals - alongside City.
It’s Liverpool - Liverpool are laughing.
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By the way wools.
I read - we can’t go into the season with just Bajcetic and Grav as 6.
Well we aren’t. The six is not a Fabinho. It’s a double pivot. It’s two.
So we also have:
Mac10
Jones
Dom
Endo
Trent
& Bajcetic and Grav. Stop being wools.
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@AnimalopolyGwyn
@QuiGonJenna
It was George Lucas’s excuse. Not mine, dipshit.
The Duel of the Fates is a direct line to that. Kenobi or Qui-Gonn survives and the Galaxy goes in two very different directions.
With Qui-Gonn - Anakin wouldn’t have needed Palpatine. That’s George Lucas story, not mine.
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@AmeliaRocket1
In his early 20’s he put a cigar out on a child’s face.
This is not new. He’s a violent thug.
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@thecityshack
@Hughsey1976
@Qwerty90265980
@scottdodge_
So you’ve literally made a claim, had it immediately refuted and just moved to another nonsense claim.
Did she take the kids?
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@_PaulWilliams17
So you’re claiming some form of high ground whilst using a poverty slur.
She left didn’t she?
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@matthewdmarsden
My wife took our car to the garage today because it had stopped working.
The mechanic said “you need fuel”
No chance. My eyes have been opened to bigOil- fool me once.
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@plinketyplink2
The first time I met Nelson Mandela, he was playing keepy up’s with a satsuma, I said “I’ve never seen one of those, give us a lend” so he volleyed it in my gob (peeled somehow) and we ended up watching G-Force/Battle of the Planets. Great man.
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@I_amMukhtar
So - the police targeted him because he had a knife. Yes. That is what the police should do.
Then - “he’s one of us”. Then “but he’s a Muslim”. Then “no he’s one of us - he’s just “half cast”.
They are allowed to breed, these absolute cretins.
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@soundbathbyjess
@conkyan
@MarkWar16520311
The most litigious nation on earth and you can’t find a lawyer to help with your case?
Really - the country that sued McDonalds over hot coffee being hot cannot help you?
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@BenSmit81581660
Wait till the deny the existence of:
Hyper Plague
Mega AIDS
Ninja Herpes
Dynamic Diarrhea
Super Chlamydia
Galloping Knob Rot
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@Askrigg_lad
@RNLI
Are you equally as annoyed by the very wealthiest in society exploiting loopholes, or the Government using VIP lanes during a pandemic to make themselves wealthier? Or the £80bn of taxpayer money used to pay bankers bonuses after they tanked the global economy?
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@Aquataris
@GFRobot
“Yeah Jubilee I know your from Idaho but like, where are you actually from”
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@OtherBellamy
@TiceRichard
Malcolm in Skegness is a gorgeous shade of Wiltshire Honey Glazed.
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@collinscollin77
@SaeedDiCaprio
It is the exact opposite of chill.
Chill would be to do it when you want and how often. A rigorous and enforced 9-5 is the direct opposite of “chill”.
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@Moody_Chops
@si_carter
@andjamwar
@joerufc98
Then don’t incite hate on the internet during a time of riots and looting.
It’s not hard silly.
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@UKAndNIasOne
@Channel4News
@krishgm
@WCKitchen
If that was applicable - maybe. That was simply good journalism.
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@robbohuyton
He just gets it.
I genuinely feel ambivalent as to his replacement right now. Nothing anyone can do will match what this man did.
It’s fuck all to do with the football, that weirdly seems to be a bonus. A proper best in class human being saw Liverpool & scousers & got us.
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@QaysSediqi
Honestly - go back to 2005 and try and conjure a scenario by which a news program was directly racist? Not even pretending not to be. This is overt racism - what’s happened to us.
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@soIardo
Matip
Gomez
Virgil
Allison
Salah
Henderson
Fabinho
Mane
Thiago
Jota
That’s the players we lost to long term injury and managed to finish third.
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@JakeHepple1
@Chervonni
@EverTony81
This is honestly the weirdest grift ever:
My mate has a family, he is also absolutely guilty of the offence he pleaded guilty to. It was filmed, the evidence is overwhelming,
So please give me money.
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