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@fuccboihermit2
Eventually you're like 25ish and you realize you're kinda work friends with a 40 year old and it kinda fades away
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@beejaymarquez
@TheGayChingy
I mean in the scene she's working by herself in the middle of the night singing along. It's not a performance, embarrassed is a pretty normal response if someone caught you singing thinking you were alone, and the character was alone.
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@RadioFW
@hxnda29
@iwolf6645
@GeneralAshura
@Benjamin4915
@NotoriousPBG
Forcing your child to get a haircut is not assault what world do you live in lol
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@socdarling
What's wild is if some guy in Japan got really into American culture, dressed up like Hulk Hogan and opened a burger place there would be a doccumentary about him and everyone would think its cool. I'm not into the anime stuff but maybe its ok to like things from other places
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@HegelwCrmCheese
The reactions might be kinda fun if everyone would read the books didn't tweet incessantly about every plot point of the first few books
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@voeckseo
I'm fully vaccinated and wear masks but probably didn't pull my weight in most group assignments. I may have been a shitty student but I try to avoid literally killing people whenever possible.
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@PatrickLenton
@chaser
Whatever it takes to get ahead in the very lucrative field of semi professional women's sports... It's all worth it for the hundreds of dollars.
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@CasaDupre
Only downside is if you get popcorn and a drink you have to do a balancing act to show the kid your phone ticket
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@muddaub
They know this and they still make more money with the locks. Eventually it'll trickle down and every other store will be locking too. Theft effects everyone
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@stickhodges
@CommandantONYX
There are give or take 280 real communists in the entire world but the revolution is totally coming 🤡
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@hankgreen
But a 200 year old document didn't have a specific clause for modern medical procedures!
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@paxamericanafan
When you're a very serious American political commentator treating NATO like a bad thing
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@TheWerdup
@St0kedd00d
@LucyACarson
@GeecheeThreat
If you're smoking weed with your head in an airplane toilet you have a problem.
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@BriannaWu
In most cases I think mocking religions is fine although I think it's lame and cowardly when they mock some but not others, mocking culture or religion in the Olympics which is supposed to be about putting the differences aside and competing on even playing fields is ridiculous
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@claire_goforth
@dailydot
And just like that homophobes muddied the waters when it comes to identifying people doing actually dangerous and harmful behaviour. By making that word meaningless they took away it's utility in describing something genuinely horrific
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@3rdPeriodSuits
What's weird is she wasn't arguing for anything she was just excited and enjoying something and dude was like "no you're wrong".
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@collnsmith
How do you deal with it when you're listening to your friends partner tell you about the energy in crystals for the 47th time?
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@haeric
@DiabolicalSpuds
A homeless guy broke a street light, picked up the glass and threw it at me lol. Lucky for me he got distracted by a moving car, which he also tried to attack. People acting like all homeless people are just down on their luck and just need a warm bed to be okay are ridiculous
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@NHLBlackhawks
Winning championships has nothing to do with this. This organization destroyed a young man's life. This is so much more important than hockey.
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@sportswithjohn
Btw in Ontario our conservative premier who's cut 2/3 of the budget for wildland firefighting to build highways through farmland and a mega spa. But no it's the women firefighters
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@ezralevant
Headline: Man discovers that there are rules and regulations concerning crossing international borders
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@BonesofdoomTV
@ginoptimist
@ChadNotChud
Making a fake prescription to get controlled substances illegitimately is a crime, making a prop for a video or a prank is not.
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@AfroditeDaDoll
@PrinceChullie
@LHxx1010
@genzalternative
Which school shooters survived and didn't go to jail? You're just making things up
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@fluck_chew
@thebiggestyee
Being a sexual person is totally cool, joking about these things to your partner is fine in certain contexts. Doing it in front of both of your families in the moment you've decided to make your commitment to eachother official and permanent 😖
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@HoustonMargaret
@Peds_Ortho
No such thing as a routine chiropractor visit. Allowing people who aren't doctors to mess around with your skeleton shouldn't be normalized behavior
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@Halalcoholism
Obsession with "authentic" cuisine is so weird. I have no idea if the Lebanese restaurants in Canada make shit like they do in Lebanon but it's delicious so I'm gonna keep eating it regardless of what people on the other side of the world eat. Im not there to roleplay I want food
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@CaptVanGarrett
@hankgreen
There's a video of a small lady doing the same job looking pretty casual, fully clothed and not covered in mud. Idk what's going on here, hamming it up for the camera maybe
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@RandyTreibel
@PopCrave
The NHL rulebook specifically states that players can use whatever colour tape they wish. The NHL recently made a policy that they may not use pride tape at all during warmups or games. Dermott defied that rule. He used it the same way for a couple years in Toronto before the ban
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@ShelKenn
He's so wrong about it only being the Hawks business. It very obviously became EVERYONE'S business when they sent a known predator out into the wider community with a glowing recommendation endangering actual children.
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@francy_fimianii
After the Taliban re-took Afghanistan someone told me that trans women in America had it worse than women under Taliban rule and I had to go for a walk lol
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@notkavi
As a Canadian he's literally my king too and I have no idea what Joe supposedly did wrong here. Was he supposed to salute?
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@torogal
@scottcwheeler
So when Bobby Orr skated the puck 200 feet down the ice deked out everyone twice and roofed it that should be disallowed because it's an act of ego, not a perceived part of a team game. Lmao get real.
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@Sharkeyd88
@papamidnite1988
@livetweettweet
@beansontoastpls
Or he picked absolutely the right one.
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@1mikesplatt
@wyshynski
Yeah Marner would be an absolute bum playing in the Coast RN if Babcock didn't humiliate him as an 18 year old 🙄
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@AliceinDCland
Still incredible to me that some conservatives were sharing that clip thinking it made Biden look bad.
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@AlienSuperstarK
@jas_cot
@Brandon_Banner
@MarkOfThaaBeast
@nbcsnl
The joke is that the other guy says it. None of these lines are funny if delivered straight they're funny because the other person is put in the uncomfortable situation of reading them
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@Hephaestion00
@ChineseCivilWar
Impressive that in 1936 people were just like yep, we've got ourselves another one
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@SaeedDiCaprio
It just occurred to me that it's basically Vegas for people who don't have fun
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@tedvga
@olgatokariuk
If taking pictures of flowers in France (they look lovely) is one of your main activities currently I don't think you have any right to question the coping methods parents or children use to deal with the absolute hell they're going through in Ukraine right now.
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@MikeyCycling
I don't understand people who identify as sports fans but drink so much they can't actually properly follow the game or remember it clearly afterwards. I will have 1 or 2 drinks max partly because I paid money for tickets I want to actually experience the thing
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@LHxx1010
@genzalternative
Sorry where are these autistic kids beating their teachers severely and getting sympathy? Stop inventing things in your head to be mad about, anybody who does this needs to be incarcerated hopefully with good conditions and treatment available.
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@Fettucin3Capone
@emptytesticles
This dude goes to the resort's raised deck beach bar looking for an authentic experience lmao I'm also more of a beer guy but if I'm there I'm definitely having at least one of these things. And are drinks not usually included in a package?
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@punishedmother
Jesus like there's gonna be some crossover of kids who look adult and adults who look a bit young but that's so clearly a child wtf.
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@punishedmother
@BigDaddyDedpool
The level to which you're hydrating yourself is problematic /s
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@OVECHKlN
The day after it happened I looked at the front page of r/hockey and there were 4 near misses including someone jumping over their own goalie after a goal. Crazy sport
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@RothbardianOne
@BR_OpenIce
@QMJHL
If you're not going to watch hockey because teenagers aren't allowed to fight anymore I don't think you liked hockey very much to begin with and it won't miss you
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@IuliusTabernus
@punishedmother
I mean he's accepted by historians as a historical figure and most of the sources say she was ~9-10 so regardless of who else agrees I think any reasonable person can agree that's not a good thing to have done...
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@DangoDaikazoKt2
@shellsist
I don't know if you're aware but sometimes people say outrageous things they don't actually believe to be funny
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@diegobrowne
@OliverJia1014
Heroin has given us a lot of awesome rock but I still don't want to hang around people who are on it.
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@watn_tarnation
It's just so performative when there have been so much more brutal wars in the last couple decades. If the war in Gaza was this distressing to them, I don't think they'd have made it this long with some of the things that have happened in the last couple decades
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@UsingCigarettes
Have these people been to a comedy club? The wait staff aren't howling with laughter all the time, they appreciate the jokes but they're used to it and are there working
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@antenacactus
@PedagogicalE
The best part: the landlord was one of their mom's and she eventually got sick of their shit and kicked them out
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@hzjoe03
@DuskTheFuss
Imo Knives Out was exceptional immediately tell 3 of your friends they need to watch it type of movie, Glass Onion was good and fun but slightly disappointing compared to the extreme high of KO. I don't understand what people think it did poorly
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@ESPNRefNHL
When you play hockey you accept the risk that someone might intentionally hit you. Refs accept no such risk. He needs to be charged with assault for this, let alone ever step on the ice again
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@katewillett
This isn't about a grand narrative or statistics. A person physically attacked her spouse. That's a crime.
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@Ballbustersport
@BNODesk
It saved tens to hundreds of thousands of lives so yeah I'd say pretty effective
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@nikicaga
Panopticons are actually really cool and while they were a complete failure they were intended to be more humane and better for reform. Turns out social isolation and constant fear of surveillance is bad for you
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@EEOHtv
@tanktankers
@AWeaver42
@TheOmniLiberal
In addition to that idk why one British officer in the 20's is necessarily correct compared to the hundred years of historical analysis since then
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@nationalpost
This guy almost killed himself ignoring modern medicine after abusing modern medicine. Stop giving him a platform to talk about health policy
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@beckedm
@babyyagas
Here in Ontario we also have "beer store cold" which is what happens when you drink it straight from the store that's basically kept at slightly uncomfortable in a t-shirt cold at all times
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@SaraHigdon_
@claire_goforth
@dailydot
First question: a confidante, second question: an adult in a healthy relationship? I met a few of my teachers spouses when I was in grade school. They were basically celebrities because they used our teacher's first name and usually brought freezies or something
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@TheOmniLiberal
There's like 2000 people in Ottawa right now and a concerning number of Confederate, don't tread on me, and nazi flags. Don't let anyone mislead you that this is a popular movement, 85-90% of truckers here are vaccinated and all their official organizations have rejected this.
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@Chinchillazllla
I'm extremely confused you make funny tweets and have a pig how did you get an arch nemesis? I must know how this started
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@biznuz_nunya
@GunBrandisher
This is probably the most challenging question I've ever seen Damon asked and he gave a great answer what are you talking about
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@ShwayNG
@HankVenture5
@BudLightSadness
FYI ultrasonic testing is what they use to inspect bridges and nuclear reactor components. It's not inherently bad to "use a microphone", they're a major component of NDT.
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@YurmomZass
@gg_geist
@MarkSmi70354099
Informing people that they're at work to work and need to take some things seriously doesn't make it a hostile workplace
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@dreahouston
@Karenwhite2103
If you come to Canada you accept our head of state whether you like them or not, that's how all countries work.
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@cakemittens
@gayest_tone
@kthorjensen
Also have to explain what it is so people know you are very cultured and knowledgeable for having had Indian food before
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@IuliusTabernus
@punishedmother
Well I think many people have a vested interest in the theological implications of a religion that's going to become the most prevalent on earth soon. Beyond that if you can't acknowledge that child marriage is and always was bad you're in way too deep my friend.
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@hutchinson
@TheOmniLiberal
We can change the word but ultimately there will always be a category of worker that doesn't require any additional education or specialized training. Arguing over the commonly accepted parlance that we've been using for ages doesn't seem particularly productive.
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@randybrandy21
@FootyBevs
@TorontoFC
Nope you're incorrect the sippy cup lid at sports games is among Canada's greatest innovations. Beer is very expensive here we want it in our bellies not sloshing around and ending up on the floor
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@TrueoriginalM
I haven't seen part 2 yet but he's pretty clearly a tyrant by the end of the first book? Is it not obvious in the movie?
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@normcharlatan
She even explains why she's frustrated by the question and people are making up their own stories about why she would be. Ridiculous
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@aliim714
@benshapiro
Damn perhaps if Hamas fighters all wore some identifying clothing of uniform appearance they could avoid confusion over who's a combatant and who isn't.
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@LaVerdadCzar
@PHF
@ArizonaCoyotes
@WhitecapsHockey
The Olympic gold medal is awarded in a single game final.
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@gorgeous_sorel
@PopulismUpdates
It's one of those things that's so absurd I actually had to think about if it's plausible for a moment because it's such a weird lie to make up
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@Chinchillazllla
That thread is absolutely unhinged lol. People hate men because we're bad at grocery shopping? This one is new to me. I've personally mastered grocery shopping, in and out in like 8 minutes, not a big deal
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@_GloryHolz
@vibeselite55
@CDCarter13
Having worked on the supply side with Elon's engineers loooool how about 3 redesigns mid project for a painting rack
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@opinonhaver
The fridge light one is wild I feel like god should care about intent like if you walk into a store and trip a chime thing does that count? If your intent is to open a door not flip a switch that should be allowed. I'm gonna send the big man a letter
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@CrazyWomanFU
@jen_keesmaat
The $2.5B isn't the sin tax it comes from the actual revenue of operating the business
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@nikicaga
My small town Canadian mayor from childhood was in his position for ~20 years, made like $170k a year by the end, retired and now he mostly talks shit about professional hockey on twitter. That's a life well lived
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@jkac
"The books aren't even good" that's why people are still obsessed about the world she built to the level they're doing fanfiction 25 years later...
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@SophieBecke
I used to work with a now engaged preppy lesbian and I swear there's been a stream of engagement/wedding hype posts for like 2.5 years ago. They're basically on a world tour.
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@thechosenberg
Idk Starbucks forced out another local chain at my train station where the franchise owner would charge me for a small and give me a large and tell me about his family and I will never forgive them.
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