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Hockey, Leafs, statistics, economics, food, and the occasional social issue.
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Joined December 2014
Nothing matters anyway. Leafs are the best cursed franchise ever.
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Still watching Mac Miller clips and this one, from 2015, messed me right up.
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Cole Caufield is so small that he scored his first goal on a Petry dish.
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Joel Quenneville cannot remain in the NHL. That it seems he will be coaching tonight is just another sign that the NHL hasn’t actually learned anything from this horrific situation.
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Leafs: Matthews 5th player to get multiple points in first 7 games. Oilers: McDavid beats Oates record by being in on the Oilers first 8 goals. Habs:.
Max Domi becomes the 538th player in #Habs history to score an NHL goal.
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McPhee: I want Emelin.Bergevin: Okay what do we have to pay?.McPhee: What .Bergevin: What.McPhee: What .Bergevin: What.McPhee: What.
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I wasn't prepared when I logged on today for the shocking news that hockey players have to pay taxes, rent, and food expenses just like us peasants.
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Dubas: "I want great people in the organization". Treliving: "I want people who are borderline rabid in the organization".
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Anyone else a fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs?.
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A whole lot of NHL reporters who, after Kyle Beach came forward, said they wanted to ask better questions and do better. Maybe those reporters should report on Evander Kane with a bit more scrutiny than a retweet.
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I AM VERY EXCITED TO WATCH THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS PLAY HOCKEY TOMORROW.
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This is in Buffalo.
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List of facts:. Leafs beat Kings 5-1, without Auston Matthews or William Nylander. Leafs are 12-6, one point behind TBL for 1st in the Atlantic. Morgan Rielly has 23 points in 18 games. John Tavares is a Leaf. The Buds are All Day.
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List of facts:. Leafs win .Leafs have won 5 in a row, now 20-8 on the season. Matthews has 15 goals in 14 games. Marner has 39 points in 28 games. Nylander will be back this week. John Tavares is a Leaf. The Buds are All Day.
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Patrik Laine plays how people think William Nylander plays.
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Racism and homophobia aren't political views.
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Brian Burke said the Leafs paid too much money for the 7th best player on the team. The reason he thinks that is because he's used to having teams where the 7th best player is Tim Connolly.
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What’s the coolest thing your mom has ever done? (That you know of).
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If what happened to Tampa Bay happened in Toronto, I honestly think there would be fatalities.
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Here's how this is going to work. They announce the goaltenders numerically. They announce the defensemen numerically. They announce the forwards numerically, ending with. "Number 91, from Mississauga, Ontario, your captain, John Tavares".
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Still so dumb that Shanahan wanted Dubas to be the GM and Dubas wanted to be the GM and Dubas is not the GM.
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Tavares to Toronto
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The uniting of hockey fans in hating Tony DeAngelo is lovely.
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I can't wrap my head around Keefe never switching Marner and Nylander in this series.
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Tavares is gonna be named captain. Martina is gonna belt the anthem. Puck is gonna be dropped. Hockey is gonna be played. The Buds are gonna be all day.
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I would like to watch Jake Muzzin hit Brad Marchand very hard.
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FYI. My Account on the CRA website has a section of “uncashed cheques”. Highly suggest checking to see if you’ve got any. I had 105 dollars from 2017.
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Anyone else just kinda numb at the thought of the game tonight?.
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Habs fans don’t read this. Tavares literally said it wasn’t worth his time to talk to Montreal. That’s hilarious.
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IF I SEE TYSON BARRIE TAKE ONE MORE FUCKING SHOT WHEN HES ON THE ICE WITH AUSTON MATTHEWS AND MITCH MARNER I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.
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Bunting’s three game suspension with no prior offenses looks more and more ridiculous by the day. Was the right number in a vacuum but George Parros ain’t working in a vacuum.
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If Don Cherry and Brian Burke believe something, you should not believe that thing.
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Hallander just went from a decent prospect to an elite prospect. Incredible.
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Whoever is driving this bad boy around Ottawa is hilarious.
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Is that the score or Cole Caufield's height.
5-0.
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Whats your most “Leafs fan” quality? . Mine is forgetting that hockey exists the second the Leafs’ season is over.
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Auston Matthews has more goals this season than 18 NHL teams.
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Stanley Cup Final gonna be Toronto and Montreal after they shut down all the American divisions.
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but. I’d take Justin Holl over John Klingberg every single day.
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List of facts:. TOR beat SJS 5-3, now 18-8, 1st in the league, highest goal differential. Matthews returns to action with 2 goals, 1 assist, now 19P in 12 GP. Andersen is 14-7 with a 0.932 save percentage. Tavares (a Leaf) scores twice, now has 17 in 26 GP. The Buds are all day.
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Jonas says it well
With Kyle Dubas out as GM, the Maple Leafs have willingly plunged into chaos and uncertainty:
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Bobby Ryan following the Patrick O'Sullivan model where the entire hockey community surrounds you with love at a hard time in your life and then you go full asshole mode.
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Pretty wild how the NHL is talking about not celebrating Special Initiatives but some random armed forces person is still gonna get a standing ovation at every NHL game around the league.
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Never let yourself forget we are watching the best Maple Leafs player of all time.
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With all due respect… this is Mike Johnson and it’s not even close in Canada.
And the award goes to. 🏆. Congratulations to @hnicsimmer on winning Best Sports Analyst at the #CdnScreenAwards! 🤩. @TheCdnAcademy
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Did not have Joffrey Lupul playing shinny in full Leafs gear on my 2023 bingo card.
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Just took the "best team in the league" to double OT and won, using only 5 defensemen. A year ago we were waiting for the draft lottery.
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I personally love whoever decked Marchand.
Brad Marchand making friends everywhere he goes, today with Ryan Lindgren
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If you’re an NHL insider going about dispelling rumours but not telling people what happened, you are acting as a PR person, not a journalist. Nothing wrong with that but it’s important to make the distinction.
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Still kinda crazy that Dubas turned Nick Ritchie into Ilya Lyubushkin.
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That sequence of Willy goal, McCabe hit, phantom slash call on Kampf, uncalled Kucherov on Marner interference, TB power play goal was such an absolute killer last night.
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Noted “declining” player John Tavares has 64 points in 66 games.
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Love to suspend the best player in the league for something countless others have been fined for.
Toronto’s Auston Matthews has been suspended for two games for Cross-checking Buffalo’s Rasmus Dahlin.
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Is this good. Johnsson - Matthews - Nylander.Kapanen - Tavares - Marner.
Babcock says Kapanen will skate with Tavares-Marner to start.
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Best sport, worst league. Congrats to all the hockey media who worked hard to try to improve Bowman’s reputation enough to get a source back into their iPhone.
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Sexual assault in Chicago, tried to acquire Slava Voynov, tried to acquire Tony DeAngelo at the deadline, now this. What more proof do we need that Marc Bergevin doesn't give a shit about being a good person or employing good people?.
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Leafs have spent the first 2 months dealing with every goaltender getting injured and now every D getting injured. Auston Matthews is off to the slowest start in recent seasons. Their bottom 6 couldn't score if their life depended on it. Yet somehow they are 4th in the league?.
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It really feels like Kyle Dubas isn't the Leafs GM anymore for mostly petty reasons on all sides.
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Excited to watch Tyson Barrie snap clean passes to William Nylander streaking through the neutral zone, you?.
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On Instagram live, Tyson Barrie said at his draft, his dad called him from the draft floor & told him they were about to pick and he was next on their list. Tyson begged him not to take him, saying he’d never live it down. Dad complied and he went to COL a few picks later.
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Imagine anyone on Sportsnet doing this.
Chris Chelios on ESPN. “Absolutely terrible officiating. Worst in a while”.
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Can we just stop and appreciate that the Leafs aren’t an annual joke anymore and are playing in the playoffs for the third straight season?.
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Saturday night. Game 3. Sunrise, Florida. The Panthers have banned Canadian addresses from buying tickets. HNIC Intro. Another banger. Coverage starts with a scan of the crowd in FLA Arena. Blue jerseys EVERYWHERE.
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Marner declining a 3-year deal with an 8.83 AAV is so incredibly absurd.
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Rick Westhead, man. That's a real professional making real change.
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The media’s ability to make like 10 drunk Leafs fans saying they wanted Florida an overarching thing for all Leafs fans is truly remarkable.
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I have a funny joke for you guys. A GM named Peter traded Jordan Eberle and the picks that became Mat Barzal and Anthony Beauvilier to a GM for Griffin Reinhart and Ryan Strome. One of these two GMs was fired. His name wasn’t Peter.
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Bryan Hayes jokingly asks Dubas how much he’s gonna give Kapanen. Dubas *laughing* : “That’s Darren Dreger’s job.”.
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There is no legitimate argument against the Joe Thornton signing. I love that.
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Nice spot for a depressing meal in a few days.
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Are the Leafs allowed to drink Gatorade at practice anymore or just water.
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The vaccine passports are necessary and I support them fully but I really feel for all the workers at small understaffed restaurants who are going to be aggressively harassed while enforcing them.
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Imagine facing a team with John Tavares and Auston Matthews and placing your primary focus on getting retribution against Nazem Kadri for fighting your willing teammate 328 days ago.
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It’s absolutely insane to me that refs don’t have to answer media questions.
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Toronto is the worst.
"It's a weird thing to sit here and say 21-year old Mitch Marner is projecting as a Hockey Hall-of-Famer, but how the hell would we argue otherwise if he plays like this for 10 years?". @GregBradyTO on the talented forward @BradyandPrice #TMLTalk. 🎧:
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From an emotional standpoint, I think we all need William Nylander to sign today.
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Ahahahah Nylander is dominating with anchor wingers and Kypreos decides to criticize him. Different day, same garbage.
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Firing countless people and playing a song literally called “Good Riddance” on their platforms is quite the decision a couple weeks after Bell Let’s Talk.
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The public image of NBA players vs NHL players is wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide today.
The Milwaukee Bucks have decided to boycott Game 5, source tells ESPN.
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The thing Marek is maybe most known for, 32 Thoughts Podcast, could probably be called 32 Leaks instead. Firing him for doing what also makes Sportsnet so much money is a great irony.
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Watching Rocky Wirtz freak the hell out while his son tries to intervene and save face gives me major Succession vibes. This is not a compliment.
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best sport. stupidest fucking league.
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Tune into the Amazon series to see how this group of humans embarrassed themselves once again.
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