Daniel Goude
@DanielGoude10
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@TigNotaro
I don't know, man. I mean. He is right. You do have to pee, but not on his camera. I mean feminists need to pee. We all have to pee. I affiliate with the party that has to pee and the more I party the more I pee.
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@Travis_in_Flint
Why do there homes cost so much? They'd be way more respected if they lived like average people, right?
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@bangolure
@GOP_is_Gutless
@elonmusk
I read the WEF is concerned about economics. Twitter/X is a major company. I'm sure if she censors people for simply using a curse word instead of being a serious problem she'll be replaced.
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@LateNightSeth
@Lesdoggg
Nice! She's feeling it! (what'd you give her in the greenroom?) I'm totally going to get, "PICK UP YOUR MENU!" put on a shirt and no one will know what the hell it means.
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@Chelsea_Stickle
It's probably from something you searched before and the computer lords did the math and added it up. Be calm, be safe and l e t u s c o n t r o l y o u r m i n d.
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@Amerikangirldl6
@MostlyPeacefull
Just look at the simplistic response. "Locusts"... It stinks of doomsday biblical talk. I feel sorry for the guy's kids. They have to go to school and get picked on because everyone thinks their dad is weak because he's a democrat.
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@NickSwardson
I almost clicked 'posted' but I know that eye catching avatar. Now, I don't want to make you laugh but that's why you don't eat your chest mmkay? Don't die yet, dude. Love ya.
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@jimmyfallon
@iHeartRadio
@StateFarm
@elvisduran
@EmpireStateBldg
My ID wnt missing about a week and a half ago, PH.
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@FortuneMagazine
That's John Cusac as an AI? Do you guys eat? I don't want to go full robot unless I can still eat and taste yummy food.
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@RealHughJackman
Hugh, baby!!! Long time. Me and the boys were just talking and we've decided that, car.. picture of a car. Something about, girl in field.. boobies too big, won't maimize. I'm not really into Hawaiians anyways. *squints* My toilet's running.
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@mjkeenan
@VerdeValleyBJJ
@Tool
@TheTacomaDome
@themattcameron
There was a lady, there was a lady.. Now she's burried in my... heheheh no. She was a singer/voice analysist. I think she's the ginger that sings on Instagram with brown hair but she was reviewing a live performance of Sober. I was crying and I think you made her come. Pizza.
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@DavidSpade
Naked mayo running. A lot of kids thought the costume was sheet then it got slipperaaay!!!
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@MST3K
I hate you, I hate me, I hate our generation, I love you. So good! I make we us self sick. Could you guys stop talking during the movies? This show will never die! AAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! futurama
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@jimmyfallon
@iHeartRadio
@StateFarm
@elvisduran
@EmpireStateBldg
I'm still being audio tortured. I haven't left my room and haven't said anything today and the first rape scheme came from next door saying something like, "When we paralyze him can I at least get the face."
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@kelly__le
That's what they do the bastards! Before you know it you'll be 300 lbs with 4 kids and not even feel the burn. Goddamn Mexicans.
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@jimmykimmel
@jimmyfallon
@StephenAtHome
@sethmeyers
@iamjohnoliver
Haaahaha... You guys are hilarious. I enjoyed all 2 minutes and 10 seconds but my limited attention span made me reach for the phone to watch Greenday. No talky, time to rocky. Kisses!
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@NickSwardson
Hah! I love you. I needed a break from the border stuff. It was making my eye twitch.
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@_TekTweets_
Heh, Jodie Foster looked different back then. Why did they put the names in the wrong place?
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@ResistItAllTX
@OccupyDemocrats
Haahaha what the hell is a printout of a laptop?! You guys are too much, man.
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@jimmykimmel
@StrikeForceFive
@StephenAtHome
@jimmyfallon
@sethmeyers
@iamjohnoliver
@Mintmobile
@Casamigos
So yeah, like Jimmy yeah. Kinda need a gig here. Let me know. I tried the president before you and I ain't talking about you, just. You see, these people, these people. Dude, I need a gig. I need a job, bro. I'm brilliant and don't deserve the dish pit.
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@WalkinDude78
There are so many good ones! Nice topic. Haven't seen it before. Depp has a ton! I was going to do so many but this one excited me the most and I had to move on, man. Gotta go, go go! Thanks!
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@andymilonakis
You want an acoustic for a Baker's dozen dime with some duct tape holding it together, electro gangster?
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@alwayssunny
I'm being tortured in my own home with audio from sound systems and people. They steal from me and threaten me when I eat food. The use word play but often threaten rape and I think I've been raped in my sleep. When I call for help they say I'm crazy and push pharma.
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@nucIearwaste
This picture told me the secret. Thom Yorke is the Q-tip that fell behind all the stuff in my bathroom cupboard. The TV where I watched Live at Glastonbury is on the wall just on the other side of the bathroom! It's all coming together.
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@shellcanspell
Gross. At least it's contained in a bottle so it doesn't fly off the shelves. That's a Halloween prank you do not want when you come in tired needing some regular household items.
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@Tobi_Is_Fab
Is it toward the end of your shift??? That's one of my favorite things to talk to myself at work about is what I'm going to eat when I get home and I ain't tellin' no jambalayas. wiiiiiiiiiiink
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@sweater_giraffe
Write about how different it would be if you didn't have to write such things. Make it long. Do what they want and give it to 'em where the sun don't shine.
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@gIockkitty
Alllrighty then! Let's get this stuck in my head for a few months again. First I pee, then headphones.
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@CharlieDayQuote
I'm safe. I'm drying my hair with the television and them I will have my desert burger in bed.
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@weirdlilguys
@wearescp
I'm still being audio tortured. I haven't left my room and haven't said anything today and the first rape scheme came from next door saying something like, "When we paralyze him can I at least get the face."
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My sink is thin toward the tub in real life which partly explains the retardation of the design in the drawing. The coat is was inspired by Conan O'Brien's recent post. It isn't so rough sobering up, AKA running out of money, and later I will see how much I weigh before bathtime!
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@NRA
I'm being tortured in my own home with audio from sound systems and people. They steal from me and threaten me when I eat food. The use word play but often threaten rape and I think I've been raped in my sleep. When I call for help they say I'm crazy and push pharma.
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@USWNT
@sophsssmith
I'm being tortured in my own home with audio from sound systems and people. They steal from me and threaten me when I eat food. The use word play but often threaten rape and I think I've been raped in my sleep. When I call for help they say I'm crazy and push pharma.
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@cheygoulet
I'm 41, just turned, 41 years of September, brb, I think I'm 102 years old or something. My calculations could be off but I still can't make change at the beer store.
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@andymilonakis
@cdkns93
Dang. I need to pay off my Discover card. I'm going to have fomo of being out of debt burger 2.
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@NRA
@magenamusa
I'm being tortured in my own home with audio from sound systems and people. They steal from me and threaten me when I eat food. The use word play but often threaten rape and I think I've been raped in my sleep. When I call for help they say I'm crazy and push pharma.
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@alexmorgan13
I'm being tortured in my own home with audio from sound systems and people. They steal from me and threaten me when I eat food. The use word play but often threaten rape and I think I've been raped in my sleep. When I call for help they say I'm crazy and push pharma.
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@espn
I'm still being audio tortured. I haven't left my room and haven't said anything today and the first rape scheme came from next door saying something like, "When we paralyze him can I at least get the face."
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@awishwrites
I don't know what any of this means. I see the word 'sex' a lot and I like to put my wiener in vagina but let's ignore that and focus on how privileged men are being called 'sons'. Like we're the Sun or somethin'? Daughters still have it hard. 'Daughter' isn't even a planet.
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@jimmyfallon
@Meghan_Trainor
@MrJonCryer
@KekePalmer
I'm still being audio tortured. I haven't left my room and haven't said anything today and the first rape scheme came from next door saying something like, "When we paralyze him can I at least get the face."
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@BETMusic
I'm still being audio tortured. I haven't left my room and haven't said anything today and the first rape scheme came from next door saying something like, "When we paralyze him can I at least get the face."
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@introvertsmemes
I'm still being audio tortured. I haven't left my room and haven't said anything today and the first rape scheme came from next door saying something like, "When we paralyze him can I at least get the face."
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@moneywisecom
Every time I see a dude with super long hair I say, about my beard, "I gotta shave."
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@MostlyPeacefull
@Amerikangirldl6
Look. I don't care that he's running Democrat. You're trolling his wife and kids with that photo. You need to step off.
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@thesoberheathen
I never had much luck with meds either. They'd kinda work at first but I think it was just wishful thinking. The best for depression is physical or mental activity I've found. Luck to you.
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@CharlieDayQuote
Late night internet. I guess robots rule the world, what choice do we have they're made of metal. I just want to be compost. I can't fight this war alone.
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@_hood_mona_lisa
They break their phones on purpose to not get them stolen. Why you on my feed, gangsta?
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@andymilonakis
Alright, nonhearter, here's the proposal, see? You give me a tattoo on my knee of a pair of pants and can sign it because Sean Penn Angalina'd it too much.
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@byroncbriggs
@ScottAdamsSays
When the Embassies are cleared out they will be Emptissies. AAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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@mmpadellan
"Way to go?" You're egging her on for further arrests! I think I know what this guy is about. He's the pretend feminist with the beard trying to get some hippie pussy.
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@cooltechtipz
I'm still being audio tortured. I haven't left my room and haven't said anything today and the first rape scheme came from next door saying something like, "When we paralyze him can I at least get the face."
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@Tobi_Is_Fab
You go, girl. I had chicken and pasta with sour cream and I didn't transfer the boiled chicken to pan and fried it in the boiling pot and it tasted like airport.
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