Seth Meyers
@sethmeyers
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RIP Betty White, the only SNL host I ever saw get a standing ovation at the after party. A party at which she ordered a vodka and a hotdog and stayed til the bitter end.
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Good news: Andy is back on NBC!!!.Bad News: Andy has SO many unpaid NBC parking tickets!!!
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The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!) We are canceling the rest of the shows this week, so tune in next Monday to see what cool location we will try and pass off as a studio!!!.
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We'd love to have you! Studio located at 15 Penguin Avenue, Antarctica.
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Five years ago today I married my amazing wife Alexi. We’ve since added two incredible boys, neither of whom would take their hands out of their mouths for this picture.
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Few people go to DC and accomplish what they set out to do while staying true to themselves. @michelleisawolf is one of those people.
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What an embarrassing moment for people who have proven time and again they are incapable of feeling embarrassment.
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I saw Us and can confidently say that my current favorite film genre is @JordanPeele movies.
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This was my third week at SNL. It was a month after 9/11 and the week someone sent anthrax to NBC. Everyone was scared and losing their minds. But for these six minutes I didn’t think of anything but how fucking lucky I was to be in this sketch.
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Imagine how many hours you have to work just to be average in the NFL versus how few you need to be terrible at President.
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Five years ago @LateNightSeth debuted with guests Amy Poehler and train enthusiast Joe Biden. Thanks to everyone who has watched and to our incredible staff for making each day a joy.
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This is a heartbreakingly beautiful display of composure and grace
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Adam Sandler's new Netflix special 100% Fresh is fantastic. Hilarious all the way through and yet also wonderfully sentimental. So much so that I'd like to say a few sentimental words about how much Adam has meant to me over the years.
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When this is all over I hope we can all agree that the best election analysis was @Lesdoggg opining that @SteveKornacki wears a reversible belt.
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I’ll never forget this piece or that it led to this exchange with my wife. “Ugh, what’s making you cry now?” “A story about Charles Barkley”.
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I could not read this to my wife without laughing out loud.
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Project 2025 is too long to read which is why it's great that a bunch of comic book creators got together to show you exactly how scary is
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The real news is Ted Crockett is now available for other campaigns!!!
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Happy 4th! So lucky to live in a country where we're free to make fun of those in power.
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Shout out to every last one of you who knocked on doors this week.
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Ugh, why am I wasting my time refreshing Twitter to see the name of a third client I'm not even gonna kn ---- HANNITY!?!?!?!.
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This is not a movie but despite this it is my favorite Christmas movie. "You don't know me? You know me" Is my favorite line from any movie.
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Just heartbreakingly beautiful. Read it and make your day.
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We have been checkmated. Congratulations to mom and baby and I can’t wait to watch your special!.
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Also, it's fun to use this website to say nice things about people!.
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News on @Brooklyn99FOX and @LastManFOX is a double gut punch. Two great shows with hilarious writing and terrific ensembles.
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Here’s the story of how my wife Alexi heroically delivered a baby in our lobby while I stood by and did. very little.
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It’s not Academy love but I’m going on record and saying I’ll still be thinking about “Uncut Gems” in ten years.
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I've been a stubborn hold-out but after today I'm gonna start calling Freedom fries French fries again.
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The least bad part of this very bad op-ed is that it gets my name wrong and @Stephenathome’s right. It’s always important to fact check even condescending garbage. I should know, I’m a doctor (honorary!) #GoCats
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The Late Night writer's room is filled with David Lynch fans. The backward written cue cards for this still hang on the wall. RIP to a legend.
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We’re back Monday! No guests for the first show, just an hour long CLOSER LOOK to catch up on, you know, everything?
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Have a ton of respect for Bernie and supporters but also have this msg for "or bust" crew
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Losing an Oscar in a category that Julie Andrews presents is as good as winning an Oscar in any other category.
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Love the National Spelling Bee. Love this Emma story. But the best part of this post BY FAR is the fact it spells my name wrong. (I know, I know…proper nouns aren’t their “thing”).
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.@jemelehill is sharp. Speaks her mind and never has to "get back to you on that." We're lucky she's on TV.
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Football is a brutal game but at least it’s decided by men in headsets deciding if a ball moved a little bit.
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I can report that the final Game of Jones with @Lesdoggg was just recorded and will air later this week. #ValarMorghulis.
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I miss audiences but this was way more fun without. Felt like a Space Ghost interview. A perfect 28 seconds.
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Amber makes me laugh a lot and then other times she just takes my breath away. .
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Willard great in everything but his BEST IN SHOW performance is the comedy equivalent of Nicholson in A FEW GOOD MEN. Just insane return for the screen time.
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And hey everyone, I know it’s irrational, but I’m really happy the @steelers still have the most Super Bowl wins. #CityOfChampions.
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From last night, our statement on Charlottesville and our CLOSER LOOK
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It's the last night of Emmy voting and I feel STRONGLY that @rheaseehorn deserves a nomination for BETTER CALL SAUL.
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No one brought more humor and joy to the role of straight man than Carl Reiner. RIP to the gold standard.
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Tonight America’s most joyous award show is being hosted by these two joy machines. WHY WOULD YOU MISS THAT?!?!?
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My waiter just brought me soup with a fly in it but then gave a rousing speech about how flies shouldn't be in soup. #Hero.
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Here is a true thing I am excited about - I have a @Netflix special premiering November 5th. Please enjoy this promotional video in which the children are better actors than I am.
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You always have to be careful you're not retweeting a parody account. Or nominating one for President.
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We canceled our show tonight but had a CLOSER LOOK ready to go and as it was relevant we decided to record it in the studio for some of our staff before we all headed home. Stay safe, everyone.
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Kenan is like a Swiss Army knife with extra stuff they don’t usually have like a telescope a fire hose and a corn on the cob.
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The man has been in one million comedy sketches and he hasn't lost a step
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FYC: Best Attic in a Variety Talk Series for producing adorable wasps, cute firemen and Ethan Hawke
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We didn’t like your tie. Are you planning on wearing it Saturday?.
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These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.
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My heart goes out to Pittsburgh, a city that is near and dear to me.
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Oh man, came back from breakfast to find Scott Pruitt squatting in my apartment and he won’t let me in. He just slipped a twenty under the door and said it was for, “the next two months.”.
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After negative tests Monday and Tuesday I tested positive for COVID this morning. Canceling shows the rest of this week. Apologies to our scheduled guests and loyal viewers!.
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If he really wanted to put it out of business he should have named it Trump Airstrip.
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So much to love here from premise to jokes to perfect performances from Kate and Cecily
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