Andy Milonakis
@andymilonakis
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Guy who doesn't like to be described by the things he sometimes has on his head
Joined December 2008
Amber Heard seems like the type of girl that would call Johnny Depp after the lawsuit is over and see if he wants to get back together.
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Heartbroken. Still in shock, I've dreaded that this day could possibly come. RIP Byron, I love you.
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I'M NOT IN THE SECRET SERVICE, BITCH. I EAT PIZZERIA FLAVORED COMBOS AND RATE ICE CREAM FOR A LIVING.
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Ariana Grande is like if you found the bitchiest girls in every high school in the world and you morphed them into one person.
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Mixer just offered me 20 million to leave twitch, but they said I can’t stream myself feeding vodka to cats so I turned it down.
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RIP to my father, George Milonakis. Also, fuck the hospitals in Greece. the cold motherfuckers only care about money. To all the people struggling with loss or sick family members, my thoughts are with you. Life is brutal.
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@elonmusk I trust people on a personal to person level, not by blanket statements about a big group.
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RIP Byron and fuck depression. 1-800-273-8255 if you’re ever feeling suicidal talk to a friend or family about it or call the hotline.
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I wish Rappers never ventured outside of weed. Fuck this bullshit, it's killing everyone. Zone out, smoke a J and write some shit. That other shit is pure trash and it all has the same end result.
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“I should’ve died in my 20s. I became successful in my 40s. I became a dad in my 50s. I feel like I’ve stolen a car — a really nice car — and I keep looking in the rearview mirror for flashing lights.” - Anthony Bourdain.
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Shit, i'm never smoking weed again. I threw up all morning, my head is fucked, I had an anxiety attack and i can't get out of bed. Oh wait, nope that's just alcohol. I feel amazing. Thanks weed.
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Just hit 3.1 Mil. The top 3 liked tweets of all time are. Obama, Obama and some fat washed up MTV Star. hahaha
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@Byron There’s more than insanity, you have a good personality, you’re funny and caring. That’s why people love you. I do think it’s best to delete the tweet, if she’s the one it will have to potentially someday build back into a relationship, afraid this will push her away more.
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He gave me the spark to see the world. The way he poetically wrapped up every show was so beautiful and moving it made me want to jump on a plane and follow in his footsteps. RIP to legend, Anthony Bourdain
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My family was too poor to have a video camera for home videos & memories, so I decided not to age instead.
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This NFT shit is so backwards. Hype with zero effort or utility = 2-3 eth floor. You want to work and actually build shit. 08.
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RIP Fredo Santana fuckkkk man, @ChiefKeef is going to need a lot of love and support, Fredo was his number 1.
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@chrissyteigen I don’t have Paparazzi but I’m gonna let the mail man shove an Amazon package in my butt.
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OMG someone bought my first NFT in like 20 seconds for 1 ETH. FUCK IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A WASHED UP MTV STARR. I LOVE U. AND TRUST IM HERE TO STAY, I AINT NO MILKING FAKE ACTOR PUSSY. WE OUT HERE NFT GANG.
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anti-vaxxers think scientists and doctors are full of shit but Charizard642 on reddit has all the answers.
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@KEEMSTAR Take it down for now. In a month or so, make a new intro to it explaining the situation. monetize it, donate the money to suicide prevention and put suicide prevention links in the video details and non profit suicide orgs in the details.
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Hey @Blizzard_Ent If you unban @ByronBernstein from WoW I'll get a Blizzard tattoo. It's been 4 years, please help.
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Thanks to @Asmongold @Greekgodx and @REALMizkif for the streams the last couple days, They helped me cope a lot.
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ayy @Twitch it's been over 2 years now since different tier subs have been announced. Isn't it time to make some real incentive for tier 2 and 3 subs. 1 extra emote doesn't cut it. ideas thrown around are bigger emotes, animated emotes. etc. You're leaving $ on the table.
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@theeashleyray Easily digestible, explainable comedy is often times the most generic. To me “what the fuck?” is even more valuable than a response of laughter ❤️.
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Alex Jones is auditioning for the lead radio host of GTA 6.
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Some clips of my old cooking show Fat Prince. I think it's time for me to do more food shows. Tag who you think I should do them with. Meow
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I only got to meet Bourdain because the flight the day before got cancelled and I got a last minute cheap upgrade to first class. Still my only “liked” tweet
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@AlinityTwitch @Ninja @Slasher @xQc @JessicaBlevins speaking of toxic, did u know vodka is toxic for cats to drink? hehehe jk smile.
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bro @Twitch @djclancy999 Frogan 30 day ban only? This is even more cooked than the military stuff. Smug faced talking about a sub goal to recreate 9/11 with the towers and plane in a cake. Get her ass to rumble, this is fucked up.
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I know instagram is growing faster than twitter. but fuck instagram, a picture isn't worth 1000 words anymore when the same vapid people take the same picture of themselves over and over again. Twitter Gang bitch.
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@MavenofHonor I saw Steve Carrel at a grocery store and he was shopping by himself. I said “you look really cute today” and he giggled.
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@drdisrespect @trihex Respect the song, but how you got the rain sound sample from men peeing in a public restroom is unacceptable.
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Landed in Athens, got in a taxi. within 2 minutes the driver told me I was too fat and if I was his son he would kick my ass 10 times a day. Welcome to Greece 🇬🇷😎🤟.
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I’m at Area 51, suckin ET’s dick, there’s something glowin at the tip of his meaty stick, purple jizz flowin like the Indian Ocean, he screamed ET Phone Homo when he filled me with his potion.
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some older guy was cleaning up cigarette butts off the beach in Mykonos for his job, his hands were shaking a bit. I gave him 50 euros, he said thank you and then I started hysterically crying. Anytime I see someone struggling with manual labor it completely fucks me inside.
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Congrats to President-elect Biden, there have been a lot of people flexing their pictures with him yesterday, I never met him so I included a picture of me and Chief Keef instead for added clout
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@sairasameerarao @marclamonthill Way to make blanket statements and judgements, maybe you and the cop have more in common than you think.
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Just got almost 700k likes on a single tweet. I'm going to Disney Wo. oh wait. Never mind.
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What's the corniest internet slang that you see everyone use but you hate? I got a few but to start it off I'm gonna go with "doggo".
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@RiceGum Not yet, i'll be home in an hour but i have to do my homework before i'm allowed to use the internet.
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Congrats man, that's a crazy uphill battle.
Hard to believe it’s been an entire decade since I’ve had a drink or a drug. I just can’t put into words how grateful I am for @realjknoxville and the rest of the guys who locked me up in a psychiatric ward on March 9, 2008, where this journey began. Thank you, dudes, I love you.
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2020 can’t stop me. I still have love in my heart and I’m grateful for the roof over my head and the people I have in my life. I’m sorry to everyone that is struggling right now, it might be hard to stay positive but the only good option is to fight and persevere. Love you.
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I'm sick of guys asking other guys "are you a tits or ass man?" stop objectifying women and judging their physical attributes and start judging their talents. Can the bitch shuck a motherfuckin oyster? AND how quickly?.
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Happy birthday, Byron RIP. Miss you being my travel buddy.
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This is the only other DM I want to share between me and Reckful. Something light hearted. Our first Japan trip plans.
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This is a separate topic, but people really telling me I'm having hard times because I took a job for $7500. It was 4 hours of work. That's almost 2K an hour. I used to pump gas for $30 a day, I was a bus boy, I worked in retail. I don't have to be broke to take a $7500 job.
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Hah Mac actually asked me to make this to promote Best Day Ever, I ended up meeting him about 5 years later. Rip Mac, I rewatch his Tiny Desk concert a lot.
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thanks, I never got XXL Freshman, hoping you make an XXL Senior contest someday.
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Bush did 9-11
Yo if @AndyMilonakis responds to this tweet I will make that response my senior quote.
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